Hey guys! Sowwy for not updating much. Here's the chapter. The next one might have a little more RainxKai, but I haven't decided yet.
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade, or its characters, or Blockbuster, High School Musical, the Hannah Montana movie, Care Bears, or Wal-Mart.
The Random Nonsense of Rain Kisuki
Chapter 13: This is Gonna Be a Long Night (Part 1)
Ya know, the funny thing about movies is that they're a sh*tload of fun to watch, but picking them out is just a load of sh*t.
We've been in Blockbuster for a half an hour, taxingly harassing the dude who's working the counter, and the only ones who can agree on a movie are Enrique and Tala.
And let me tell you, I am NOT watching High School Musical again. It's just not right. And Tala is still trying to push the new Hannah Montana movie on us, even though Enrique says she is sooo fake.
Ozuma, Bryan, and Spencer refuse to watch anything but horror and action movies. And apparently Care Bears is not a horror or an action movie. Coulda fooled me.
"Rain! Give it up! We aren't watching Care Bears!" Tala glared.
"And we aren't watching Hannah Montana either!" I retorted, glaring back at him. Kai gave an exasperated sigh.
"How about we get all the movies, and then just split up around the house?" Kai suggested, hoping to lessen his headache.
"But there's only one TV," said Ozuma.
"I'm sure this group can think of something," said Kai. True. Very true. We could always go back and get a free TV from Wal-Mart.
"Oh! Right! Right! The ice cream! We gotta go out for ice cream! And pick up some eggs," I reminded Kai.
"…Eggs?" asked Kai. I smirked.
"I told you I had a plan. First we get ice cream and watch some movies. Then, under the cover of dark, with only the light of the moon (And possibly some jumbo-sized flashlights) to rely on, we attack!" I announced.
"Attack what, exactly?" asked Ozuma.
"I already drove the Principal out of school. Who do you think is next?" Dun dun dun duuun! Dun dun dun DUUUN!
"…The Virgin Vice!" Tala said, after waiting a little while for dramatic effect.
"That's right! And I say we start with the good ol' TP, egging, and grafitti combo. It's a classic. We can do something more original once we've had more time to think about it," I suggested.
"This is gonna be a looong night," sighed Ozuma.
"What Ozzy here means is that we're gonna be doing so many fun things, that it'll be amazing to us that we could have so much fun in just one, single day," translated Tala. You know that phrase "you hit the nail on the head"? Well Tala just missed the nail's head and crushed his finger.
"But first," we all turned to look at Enrique, "We gotta drop the milk off at Bryan's house. And I have to pick some stuff up and do something at my house,"
"Okiez. Here's the plan," I started. Everyone moaned. "No, no! It's not like the other one. 'Here's the plan' is a phrase. It doesn't always mean there's a real plan. Okay, so Bryan, Ozzy, and Spencer'll go drop off the milk. The rest of us will go to Enrique's house. Move out, men!" I ordered energetically.
Everyone stood there with blank faces. "…Please?"
They shrugged and complied. I make a great motivational speaker.
And just think about it: Vote Rain. Or she'll sick Tala and Bryan on you.
I bet I'd win. I'm not sure what I'd be running for, but I'd win. I'm a natural at this kind of sh*t. Everyone loves me. No, really.
"So, Enri-baby," Tala said, as he got into the passenger seat of Kai's car, "What do you need to do at your house?"
"…Stuff." Enrique looked away nervously.
"Like what? What kind of crazy sh*t do you want to do so bad that you'd delay ice cream?" Tala inquired.
"You know, just stuff. What are you and Rain doing for the sex ed. project?" he changed the subject. A big, perverted smirk found its way onto Tala's face. I rolled my eyes.
"Please rephrase that," I told Enrique.
"What are you guys doing for your health project?"
"Haven't decided yet," I answered.
"Isn't it due on Monday?" asked Enrique.
"Well, funny thing is," I laughed nervously, "It was supposed to be due on Monday, but a mysterious unknown figure hacked into the website where teach' posted the date, so we claimed she never told us when it was due."
"Oh, so that's why you had me threaten the computer teacher," realized Kai, looking at me in the car's mirror.
"There's no way you can prove that," I replied immediately. Kai chuckled, returning his attention to the road.
"Is this the house?" Kai asked.
"Sure is!" replied Enrique, "I'll be out in a few minutes. You guys can wait here." He laughed nervously again, unbuckling his seatbelt and opening the door.
"Hey, Enrique?" said Tala.
"H-h-hmm?" he asked.
"Just out of curiosity, you wouldn't happen to be checking up on a person. Possibly someone you abducted…" he inferred. Enrique's cheeks went pink.
"NO! I'm not checking up on anything. My room's just messy, is all. I forgot some stuff for the sleepover, and didn't want you guys seeing the mess.
"Enrique, you're room is never a mess. There isn't a speck of dust in your whole house. You clean obsessively," Tala stated. Enrique started sweating.
"I've been under a lot of stress lately. Wow. It's rather hot out tonight, isn't it?" he said, fanning his face.
"I'm not going to sit out here all night. Just get whatever you need to so we can leave," Kai glared. Enrique shut the door behind him, and walked around the car, heading for his front door.
From what I've seen of Kai, he doesn't seem to like small places. He loves his car, but doesn't like being in it for too long.
The only exception is my closet. It's so f*cking awesome, even someone extremely claustrophobic would love it.
It's kind of weird though, I don't picture Kai in a large open field. He seems more like a shady-corner sort of guy. Then again…how well do I really know him?
I shifted in my seat as we waited for Enrique to return.
It feels like me and Kai have been friends forever, but I haven't even known him for a week. I know a little about his personality, but not much. Even though he jokes around, he still never talks about himself.
And his parents don't seem to mind his detentions, or these random plans. Or at least, he never mentions them, so I can assume that. Except…sometimes he doesn't act like he thinks he should be helping me. I'm not causing him any trouble, right?
Whatever, I better not put too much thought into that, for now. Ughhh, what's taking Enrique so long.
"Screw this, I'm going in to get him!" announced Tala. He opened the door, and stomped off to follow Enrique. I exchanged looks with Kai.
"He told us not to come in," Kai pointed out.
"For all we know, he tripped and got knocked unconscious. He could be bleeding to death right now," I replied. Kai glared, getting out the car. I smiled, following suit. I have kick*** persuasion skills.
We barged right into Enrique's house, like we owned the place. Well, at least I did. Kai was putting his shoes neatly by the door, while I stormed up the stairs.
I threw open the door into Enrique's room. I could hear Tala scolding Enrique in the bathroom. Kai appeared behind me.
When we looked into the bathroom, we saw Enrique thoroughly cleaning the toilet. Enrique turned to look at us, with that I've-been-bad puppy expression.
"Professional help," was all Kai said. Enrique ignored him, and went back to cleaning his toilet.
As it turns out, the whole reason we came here was for Enrique to clean his toilet. He wasn't bringing anything back. Now we're off to get ice cream.
"Hey Ka-aiiiiiiii~3" I said. He sighed.
"You want me to pay for you today, right?" he asked as he parked in front of the ice cream parlor.
"Well, that wasn't what I was gonna ask, but if you insist," I smiled. He rolled his eyes.
We all hopped out of the car and entered the building. It had that old, classic parlor look, with the tiled floor, old paintings, and booths and round chairs. A whole bunch of metal and shiny materials. It kicks major ***.
Kai looked around, looked at the guys and me, and looked around again. He laughed to himself.
"What!?" I pouted.
"If I wasn't here looking at you, I could never picture you here. Not with the way you dress." I glared.
"You know, I'm going to work here after school soon. I have to wear a skirt," I told him. He laughed again. He is so hot…Just a little off topic, but whatever.
"That'll go over well. But aren't you rich? Why do you need a job?"
"Oh, Tala! How's it goin', sweetie pie?" said a big-haired, red-lipped waitress, "The guys are all in the usual booth. Ooo, who's this sexy hunk 'a man-candy?" She looked at Kai, flirting. He glared. I giggled.
That's Betty. She's about 25, and fits in perfectly with the atmosphere here.
"This is Kai! He's my new boy-toy!" I wrapped my arm around his shoulder, forcing him to bend down. He glared at me. I grinned back at him.
"Yeah right," she laughed, "I'll take your order in a little while, go ahead to your table." Back in waitress mode, huh?
"Hey Ry-ry," I chirped, hopping onto his lap, and wrapping my arms around his neck.
"Hey," he smiled at me. I wuv my Ry-ry. Kai slid past, between Bryan and the table, taking a seat between him and Ozuma. Specially reserved for sane people.
He lifted me off Bryan's lap and put me between him and Bryan. Jeeeeealouus. Enrique squeezed into the booth, but Tala had to pull up a chair.
"I don't feel like having dinner yet, can we just get ice cream?" asked Enrique.
"I wholeheartedly agree with that suggestion," I informed them. No one else seemed to care. I stared at my menu, and then looked at Kai's. I frowned, looking around the table.
"Hey, wait a sec'! How come I'm the only one with a kids' menu!?" I asked indignantly.
"Yeah," Ozuma agreed, "Tala and Enrique need one too." The two glared at him.
"You can order off mine," Kai pushed his menu over. I smirked at Ozuma, and cuddled closer to Kai. Tala and Bryan looked like they were about to explode.
Crap! What human being can eat that much!? Holy crap. Oh wow. I looked back at the kiddy menu. No! No, self! Think. This is ice cream we're talking about. The more, the better, right?
Wrong. I can't eat that much. It just ain't gonna happen. I am not ruining this sleepover by puking my guts out. I wouldn't be allowed in Kai's car. But what do I say?
"Hey Kai, you're not a big fan of sweets, right? How about we split something?" Like a banana split. Heh. Split a banana split. Damn. Good thing I didn't say that out loud. He smirked. Whoa! Can he hear my thoughts?
"How about I just don't eat. I hear the portions on the kids' menu are much smaller though," he suggested, probably performing a mental victory dance. Hahaha! Imagine Kai doing a victory dance. God! That's hilarious. And…never gonna happen. Sigh.
I was drilling holes through his head (not literally) when the waitress returned.
"Hey guys, what can I get for you?" asked Betty, pulling out her pen and notepad. We went around the table ordering drinks. I got a Shirley Temple. And don't you dare laugh, because you know they're damn good.
"Okay, no surprises there," she replied, "Are you ready to order? Or should I come back later?"
"I want a chocolate sundae!" I informed her. I always order that anyway. I just take a while to decide on the size.
"From the kids' menu, I presume?" she asked. My eye twitched.
"You presume wrong!" I snapped. The others snickered, and people started looking at our table.
"Ok, ok. Someone hasn't been making progress in therapy."
The others went ahead and ordered, except Kai, who was sharing with me. I'd tell you their orders, but my order is really the only important one. Oh my god. I'm sharing ice cream with Kai Hiwatari. I love life.
The picture looked so much smaller…I looked at the ice cream that had just been set in front of me. I looked at Kai. He ignored the look, and handed me a spoon. He took a bite of the ice cream. His eyes grew wide for a fraction of a second.
"It's good," he stated quietly. I smiled, taking a bite. I looked at Kai.
"Of course it is. My taste in desert is impeccable," I replied. He struggled not to laugh.
"You have ice cream on your nose," he told me. I reached up, and tried to find where it was. I shook my hands in the air, frustrated.
"Get it offff!" I whined. He picked up his napkin in one hand, and placed a finger from the other under my chin, to keep me still. He wiped off the chocolate. I blushed. Darn, why did the others have to come?
"Ah-hem!" Tala cleared his throat loudly. Whoops. Well Tala might just be a teensy bit suspicious from now on. Not that he has reason to be. Heh. Heh. Heh.