Sowwy it took so long! But here' the next chapter. Please review! :D Merry belated Christmus. And Kwanzaa. And…uh. Ya know what? Happy holidays. I think that covers it. I got a puppy. Okay. Here it is…
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The Random Nonsense of Rain Kisuki
Chapter 14: This is Gonna Be a Long Night (Part 2)
"Oh my gawd! It's like a f*cking orgasm in my mouth!" I shouted. People stared at me. Kai raised an eyebrow. "I had know idea they were this good. I've been giving them to Lore my whole life, since I thought they didn't look like food."
"Cherries don't look like food? How so?" asked Enrique.
"Cause they look like plastic. Like an ornament for a tree or something. It's weird. But their yummy," I informed them.
"Huh," Enrique twirled a cherry by the…what do you call it? The stringy thing. String, spring…Oh! Stem! I think that's it. Ok. Yeah…Back to reality. Haha. That sounds like an 80s song or movie.
"Only you, Rain…" said Ozuma. I tilted my head to the side. What does he mean "only me"? "Only me" what?
"What's that supposed to mean!?" I snapped. I think it was an insult.
"You're the only one who would say something like that," he replied in a bored tone.
"Damn. And you say that like it's a bad thing. The fact that I'm the only one who would say that just shows my uniqueness. I'm freakin' bursting with personality." He only shook his head. "Wa-Wait! You don't think I'm bursting with personality? I am! Really!" I looked at their blank faces. What the-?
"Hey guys. Need any refills?" asked Betty. We shook our heads.
"Oi, Betty," I started.
"Yeah, honey?"
"Do you think I'm bursting with personality?" I asked, a bit insecure.
"Hell yeah, girl. You're like a train wreck of emotions!" she said.
"Really!?" I asked.
"You betchya, darlin'. An' don't ya let anyone tell you otherwise, kay?" she encouraged me. I knew it! Hahaha!
"Train wreck of emotions…Is that supposed to be a good thing?" Ozuma asked Kai and Bryan.
"Well if it makes Rain happy," said Bryan.
"A lot of bad things make Rain happy," Kai reminded them. Ozuma nodded.
"Rain's a good girl!" Bryan glared at Kai. Kai shrugged.
"I never said she wasn't."
"Yeah. Sure," Bryan said. He was just dying to fight with Kai.
"I'm right here!" I stated.
"We noticed," Kai replied, amused. He really is sooo hot.
"Can I have that?" I asked, pointing at Tala's cherry. He was the only one with it left. He nodded. He held across the table, letting me eat it off the stem he was holding.
Tala smiled and gave Kai a look. Kai rolled his eyes. I giggled.
"You're so cute!" Bryan hugged me. I giggled as I cuddled with him. Tala and Kai looked about ready to shoot him.
"Man, you guys need girlfriends. Real ones. You can't all have Rain," Betty laughed.
"Oi! Ozuma and I never act like them! We're different!" Enrique protested.
"Excuse me? Are you saying I'm not good enough for you two. Well!" I huffed.
"No, Rai-rai! You know I love you, babe! You're so fucking sexy! If you weren't in a love pentagon, I would so do you!" Enrique assured me.
"Really?" I asked.
"Hell yeah! You're so hawt, sweety," he grinned. I nodded happily.
"So…creepy," Ozuma shivered. Kai shook his head.
"Wait? Love pentagon? The way you said…isn't it me, Kai, Tala, and Ry-ry? And don't go assuming they like me! But…who is the fifth person?" I asked.
"You don't wanna know," sighed Kai. Huh? Everyone knows but me!
"Do I have a stalker? Ack! Oh crap! My phone…" I was checking the time and well, now my phone is enjoying a lovely chocolate sundae. Well, it had to die eventually.
"Well, there's Tala. But we already mentioned him," mentioned Ozuma, not too bothered by my phone's gruesome death.
"Burn!" laughed someone. Huh? Oh. It's James! He's my brother's friend.
"James!" I leapt up and hugged him, latching my legs around his waist.
"Haha! Loving as always, hmm? Looks like you'll be using a phone booth for a while. Can't say it's the first time for you though," he put me down and ruffled my hair. Now, if it were anyone else ruffling my beautiful hair, I'd kick his (or her) pussy ***. But, this is James we're talking about.
I smiled, showing my teeth, blushing like a little kid. Lore was sometimes like a brother, but he was more like a father because our dad is a meanie, so I need a substitute. James was always like a brother.
"You haven't met Kai yet, right?" I asked.
"I don't believe I have," he looked at Kai smiling. Kai looked uneasy.
"I'm not interested," Kai stated blatantly.
"Ahh. Haha. You could tell?" James laughed.
"Lore talks about you all the time. Hard to believe he himself is straight," Kai laughed. I scowled. Kai's always more friendly around Lore. I know their close, but…
"Kai!" Lore laughed. And Lore's the same way about Kai. Pisses me off.
"Is that so?" asked James, looking at Lore with a smirk.
"Don't even," Lore said jokingly. Lore looked at me.
"Aren't you grounded?" He asked, putting his hands on the table.
"I'm sleeping over at Ry-ry's," I told him. He looked at me with that oh-no-you're-not look.
"With all these guys? Enrique's the only one that I don't mind with," Lore glared at them.
"Me?" asked Enrique pointing at his face.
"Yeah. You don't really count. You couldn't hurt a fly," Lore stated. The others laughed.
"I'm a guy!" Enrique yelled.
"Who cleans his toilet obsessively," Ozuma added.
"Shut up! I'm thinking," I snapped at them all. Everyone stared at me strangely.
"Finally! Maybe there's hope for you yet," sighed Lore. Excuse me?
"I think all the time! That doesn't mean there's hope for me." The others just chuckled. What's with guys and chuckling? I've never heard a girl chuckle.
"Hohoho. Heehee. Chucka chucka. Hmm…It doesn't sound right," I frowned.
"What are you doing?" asked Ozuma.
"Trying to chuckle. It's hard. You guys are weird," I stated.
"Yeah Rain, the whole world is weird, and you're the only normal one," Kai rolled his eyes.
"Damn straight! Oh right, right! Something's missing. I've been thinking it all day. But I just can't put my finger on it," I frowned, putting my finger to my lips, tapping it, deep in thought. Haha. Deep in thought. Sigh.
"That would be me." We all turned. "I was in Arkansas celebrating my snotty Grandma's birthday. And I didn't get a single call! Honestly! How did you not notice I was gone!" …Johnny. Damn! That's it.
"That was it! Oh! Ok. I feel better now. How old did she turn?" I asked.
"39 for the fortieth time," he replied. This got a couple laughs. And now there's an awkward silence.
"I broke up with Stephanie," Lore said, breaking the silence. That was a pretty pathetic attempt at lightening the mood.
"Stephanie? Who's that?" I asked.
"Lore's girlfriend. Well, his ex now. He never even liked her anyway," James rolled his eyes, dismissing it with a wave of his hand.
"And you criticize me?" Tala said indignantly. Lore sighed.
"She's a nice girl. And she asked me out. I thought maybe I could come to like her. It really is hopeless…" he laughed almost bitterly.
Somehow, he looked really lonely just now. He never seems to click with girls. He's friends with almost everyone, girls and boys. He's one of those "see the good in others" people.
"Is she hot?" asked Tala. Completely ignored.
"Have you ever even liked a girl? Or are you hung up over one girl like in TV shows?" I asked. Lore's eyes grew wide.
"Heh. Who knows? Uh, Betty! Hey could you get us a table?" he asked her from across the room.
She pointed to an empty table next to her. Far away. He dragged James off and called over the others who had came with them. Strange.
"What's with him?" I asked.
"Nothing. Don't worry about it. Are we all done eating?" Kai asked. He's acting funny too. He isn't…with Lore, right? I mean, Kai made out with me. A-And…Shit. It is possible.
"Hey Kai," I tugged on his jacket.
"Hmm?" he asked.
"You're straight, right?" I asked. I think that's the first time Kai looked that surprised. He burst out laughing.
"Y-You don't think that!? Hahaha!" he laughed, covering the bottom half of his face with his hand. Creep. "Rain, I am not dating you're brother. I'm straight. Trust me on that one. You of all people should-," he stopped himself, when he saw the other's faces.
"Why would she know so well that you're straight?" asked Tala, furious.
"Remember that picture? The one I showed you?" Kai asked, smoothly. He is damn good.
"Oh…right. Haha," Tala looked relieved.
"Yeah. So, should we get started with Rain's plan?" Kai asked. The others looked a little queasy when they heard the word plan. Bryan sighed and stood up. Kai and Enrique slid out. Tala looked at Rain.
"Hey, Rain," Tala said pulling her aside.
"Mmm?" I asked.
"Nothings going on between you and Kai, right?" he asked. Sh*t. How am I supposed to know? I mean, Kai isn't exactly the easiest person to understand.
Ok, Rain. You knew this time would come. Just tell the truth. Tala has always been serious about me. Even I will respect that. Cause I'm a F-in great person.
"Honestly, I have no idea," I sighed. Tala opened his mouth and shut it. He could tell this wasn't the time. He nodded and smiled.
"Let's go make some chaos, then!" he shouted, punching the air. "Virgin Vice won't know what hit her. And…I don't think we'll be so sure what were hitting her with either. Bryan said they made a "mixture" with some of the eggs and some other ingredients. I'd be careful not to get it on you. Or near anything you value."
"Right. Letsaaaa goooo!" I announced, pointing to the door dramatically, careful to disturb the customers.
"Not so fast!" Lore said, appearing behind me like magic. Uh oh. He had that stern "daddy" look on his face.
It is kinda nice though. When he acts like a dad…But it's his fault Daddy isn't like that with me anyway. He sighed and held something out.
"Take this. I just picked up my new phone today, but I haven't canceled that one's plan yet. Knowing you, you're up to something today," he smiled. I took the phone. He pisses me off so much when he cares. But…he's spoiling me just a little right now.
"I'm not a little kid. All of the others have phones anyway," I pouted.
"You get lost all of the time. Convenience stores, the park, school," he sighed.
"Don't get arrested. Don't kidnap anyone. And don't steal. Especially from children. Don't get caught. And…be careful, okay?" he went through the drill.
As if I'd get caught. I nodded. He rolled his eyes, knowing the whole conversation was pointless. He kissed my forehead and gave me a warning look. Hmph.
"If Mom makes something up for me, go along with it okay? Don't want Father getting mad," I said, with a hidden threat for him in my tone. He nodded.
"Ok, family talk later! What is the plan? Obviously you can't do it without me. How were you so sure I'd be back?" asked Johnny.
Dude, we didn't care. Much. Okay, I noticed something was off. I guess, he really is kind of important…Whatever!
"Umm…I'm very religious and can sense your presence. Hehehe. Let's go with that," laughed Tala. Lies. All lies.
"Oh. Well, obviously," smirked Johnny. He actually believes him.
"Ok. Now that we're all united-" started Ozuma.
"Reunited and it feels so good~" Enrique sang.
"Reunited 'cause we understood," joined in Tala. They wrapped one arm around the other's shoulder and started swaying.
"There's one perfect," they sang as they tried to get us to sway with them.
"Now that we're all together," Ozuma corrected himself.
"We're all in this together, once we know, that we are," they sang. Oh dear god. Ozuma punched the wall, trying to take out his anger. Enrique and Tala started drumming with their hands on the walls and people (creeeepy), and whatever they could. Ozuma groaned and started walking towards Bryan's car.
"Tala," I said. Tala stopped and turned eagerly. It's like distracting a puppy.
"Yeah, Renny?" he asked. I put my finger to my lip.
"Shh." He pouted, but remained quiet.
"So what are we doing?" asked Johnny.
"Classic pranks. It's always nice to review the basics. We're goin' after the Vice today," Tala informed him. We sqeezed into the two cars and were on our merry way to Bryan's.
"That is naaasty. Damn," said Tala as he waved his hand in front of his nose, cringing. Bryan nodded boredly, taking it as a compliment.
We gathered around the concoction that was made with the eggs and other household abominations. I like my eggs scrambled and dyed with vegetable color. Boiled and raw are nasty. Simple as that.
"What exactly are we doing with this?" asked Johnny. He picked up a ladleful and let the muck fall into the bowl again. It was sticky and slimy.
"Water balloons, super soakers, whatever we feel like. Ozzy, you said you guys loaded up Bryan's truck with our prank arsenal?" I asked. He nodded, not pleased with the nickname.
"Alright, everyone's got a walkie talkie?" I confirmed. I earned a couple nods and bored replies. "Be more energetic!" I ordered.
"Yes, Ma'am!" Tala replied.
"Aye aye, Cap'n!" chirped Enrique.
"Yeah. Sure," Kai mumbled.
"And the rest of you? Bryan is exempt of course. Johnny only listens to himself, so there isn't much of a point trying. What's your excuse, Ozuma?" I asked. He flipped me the bird and mumbled some incoherent insult.
"Shut it!" snapped Bryan.
"Is Spence not coming this time?" asked Tala.
"He said he needed a break from you guys," Bryan replied. Spencer is like the brother Bryan never had.
"Okay, then let's head out!" I ordered loudly.
"You don't need to yell. We're right here. Over," said Tala over the walkie talkie.
"And yet you're talking on a walkie talkie. Don't be a hypocrite, bitch," Johnny snapped. Since he's so bright.
"Can we goooo now?" whined Enrique asked. I nodded and we silently exited the room. Kai pulled me over after the others had exited.
"What?" I frowned, annoyed. He smirked and pushed me up against the wall. His lips brushed over mine and I leaned forward, giving in. I lightly felt his lips curl into a light smile. He pulled away, laughing lightly. I scowled.
"What's so funny!?"
"You're straight, right?" he mocked me, laughing. I blushed with both anger and embarrassment.
"What's wrong with that question!? I'm all about personal choices, so I wouldn't have a problem with it. It's just good to know…" I glared. He smiled.
"And why is that? Why on Earth would the infamous prank queen be so concerned over something so trivial?" he teased.
"Because you're my friend, 'is all," I replied. Crap. If Kai likes me, that probably isn't what he wants to here. He slips curved up and his eyes soften. Like that he actually looks like his age, instead of like an adult.
"Friend, huh?" he said softly, as if it was foreign to him.
"What? Didn't you have friends before moving here?" I asked.
"Not really. I don't exactly have a very inviting personality, and I haven't had a lot of chances." Hmm…
"What about Lore?" I asked. He paused.
"Lore…He's a nice person. And he's helped me out of some bad situations. But, he would do that for anyone who needs it. He's just being kind."
"That's not what Lore thinks," I informed him. His eyes widened, but he was soon back to his usual self.
"What do you mean?" Kai asked.
"Before I met you he said you were his best friend, and that you were a great guy, but were rough around the edges. He said something else, but I don't know what he meant," I replied. Kai opened his mouth but closed it when Tala peered around the corner.
"Rain, hurry up. I wanna get back soon so we can watch the movies and play spin the bottle."
"Spin the bottle? I'm the only girl," I said. Tala ignored me and jogged to the car. I looked at Kai, who looked a bit out of it.
"Kai?"
"Is he really straight?" Kai asked. I nodded. "Yet he'll kiss a guy." I nodded again.
"He's kind of used to it. Apparently, He and Enrique got married loads of times as kids. He isn't really phased by kisses anymore."
"I. Am," he replied through clenched teeth. I laughed and dragged him off. Soon we were in front of Vice's one story, perfect TPing height house.
"Get into positions. And put on your gloves," I ordered into the WT. I received a stream of "Roger"s from all but Ozuma and Johnny.
Shortly everyone was hidden behind bushes and trees. I pulled out a TP shooter out of nowhere and began shooting everything in sight as Enrique loaded more in.
Bryan, being the big man he is, was fine with throwing the substance of eggs and…such. Tala was more than happy to help, being the grossness lover of the group. I like it too, but I'm busy. Soon the whole house had a horrible stench suitable for a horrible person like her.
"Where are the gnomes?" I asked Bryan quietly.
"Spencer at least offered to help that much. He's driving them over in his old man's van." I smiled.
After much research and threats, I had learn that Ms. Low has a phobia of lawn gnomes. Therefore, I stole my daddy's credit card and purchased 52 off of eBay. They're probably rather tightly packed in the van, but it is a company van with lots of space.
After the gnomes had been placed all over her rather small lawn, each gnome had only about a foot between it and the others. We placed a larger gnome, who had his hand positioned outward, on her doorstep. He had a little note on his hand, which had no fingerprints. The gnomes were nearly impossible to trace to my kickarse precautions.
People should be so happy I'm not an overly violent person, or a thief. I mean, I've threatened some children and students for money, but nothing to bad.
I smiled looking at our handiwork. After a little spray paint job and some silly spray, it was perfect. We cleaned up our tools and such, dumped the remains of the concoction and the silly spray over the ground and house. For the record, we make all of these things ourselves, with the exception of gnomes and toilet paper.
The silly spray, spray paint, and the concoction are all the results of Ozuma's genius and mine. All are biodegradable and environmentally safe, even for animals. Cause we're that nice.
After some pictures and posing, we returned to Bryan's house to celebrate. This is an even more important celebration because it's Kai's first prank with us. And while he could have been more energetic, he doesn't seem to have much a conscious or concern for the consequences. And so, our swumber pawrty begins!