Happy belated Valentine's Day~3. And if you had no one but friends to celebrate it with, like me (who is quite happily single, and desires no one), then happy after-Valentine's-Day chocolate sales! Chappy is finally up! Pwease read and review or I'll sick Ry-ry on you! (Just kidding! I have no ill intentions!)

Disclaimer: I disclaim Beyblade and its characters, along with the movies the Little Engine That Could, Care Bears, James Bond movies, and the Bourne Identity.

The Random Nonsense of Rain Kisuki

Chapter 15: Sleepover's Over (Ha. Ha.)

Jammy time! Jammy time is the time where I get my PJs on and get all cozy and comfy.

However, I don't have pajamas to wear, so I'm stealing one of Ry-ry's shirts and wearing it as a dress. So big, and comfy, and it smells like him! Heehee! I hugged myself, with my fingers holding back the end of the sleeves, so my hands would be visible. I smiled and exited the bathroom.

"Yo," said Tala.

"Gurt," I replied. He laughed, and then looked at Kai strangely. I followed his gaze. Kai's jaw was slightly dropped and his eyes were wide, blinking as if he couldn't believe his eyes.

"You're really a girl," he stated.

"What's that supposed to mean!?" I said at the same time as Bryan and Tala.

"Nothing, nothing," he dismissed it. He looked at me again. Pervert…haha! Now he's the one drooling. Well, he's not really, but…Metaphorically speaking. Or is that a simile? Oh dammit, why the hell should I care!?

I snuggled up to Bryan as we all sat in a circle on the carpet. Silence. Oh boy! It's one of those moments. Yay! Hmm mm mm hmm mhmm, mentally hummmmmming is fuuun!

"Well, now what?" Tala asked. Thank god, that was horrible! Don't you dare freakin' say I'm contradicting myself, or I'll kick your ass. (A/n: It's a joke. Don't take it as a threat, readers.) Tala looked at Enrique, who looked back at him. They exchanged their thinking smiles (which is always evil, cause otherwise they don't really think.)

"Spin the bottle!" they announced together. Ozuma stood up, turned around, and left the room.

"Wait!" Tala ran to the door and shouted, "Where are you going?"

"A two-hour walk," he replied, still walking.

"I don't wanna wait that long! Do it after. Haha…do it. Heh," Tala sniggered. Creeper.

"I'm not playing. Bye." Slam! Ozuma has left the building.

"Party pooper," frowned Enrique.

"You sure got that right, sexy," Tala agreed. Ooook then. "Ready for Spin the Bottle!?" he asked us. There was a course of no's and a "hell no" from Kai.

"Let's begin!" Tala pulled a wine bottle from his backpack –I don't want to know wear he got that- and set it in the middle of the circle. He took his seat.

"Hey Tala," said Johnny.

"Hmm?" he asked, sitting crisscross applesauce.

"Don't you usually use empty bottles for this? Or at least closed ones? This one's only part full," he raised an eyebrow.

"Don't be ridiculous. I forgot about it, so I had to drink this before school. I at least need to be slightly sober at school." No one replied.

"I'll go first!" said Enrique.

"Uhh…actually, Enri, honey. I kinda wanted to go first. Just this one time?" Tala asked.

"…Anything for you, baby!" Enrique replied. Tala spun the bottle. It landed on me.

"Yes!" Tala cheered.

"Wait, spin it again," I ordered.

"What? No! I might get someone else!"

"If you do, you'll still kiss me," I replied. Bryan looked pissed.

"Uhh, why though?" he asked.

"Just do it!" Bryan snapped.

"R-Right!" He spun it. Me. He looked up nervously.

"Again," I said. Me. "And again, again, again." Me. Me. Me. Tala gulped. Busted.

"Wow! Taly, you have amazing luck! What are the chances? You and Rain are meant to be!" Enrique praised.

"It's not luck," Kai rolled his eyes, "He weighted the bottle to stop in that direction each time." I nodded.

"Should've guessed," laughed Johnny. "I'm the only one here who wouldn't play dirty tricks like that." That's cause you're to dumb to. Tala may not do well in school, but he's still smart. Tala sighed.

"Ok, ok. But I don't wanna kiss a guy!" he whined.

"Tala!" said Enrique.

"You don't count as a guy, sweety. Remember?" said Tala. Hahaha. Tala kissed him on the cheek.

Eeeyeuu! If they were gay or bi, I wouldn't care. Cause I'm great and accepting like that. But this is just creepy.

"Shit," said Kai, surprised. "Not gay my ass, Rain. If they aren't gay then what are they?" I giggled.

"We're just very close buddies who are very affectionate! If you want, once we're closer buddies, I'll kiss your cheek too!" Tala grinned.

"No thanks," said Kai, rolling his eyes. He picked up the wine bottle and rattled it a bit.

"How'd you weight it anyway?" he asked.

"Just the right amount of wine is left. I'm good with math," he replied. Kai raised an eyebrow, but nodded. He uncapped it and took a swig. He spit it out.

Good thing Bryan's carpet is black and already grossed up.

"What kind of shitty wine is this?" Kai asked, turning the bottle to look at its label. He's not gonna make an effort to clean, is he? Yeah, Kai. We don't mind your back wash on the floor at all. Don't worry about it.

"That, my friend, is the shitiest French wine you will ever taste," said Tala. Johnny took a swig.

"I've had shitier," he said.

"Of course you have," I glared.

"I don't want you acting like that when you've never had any wine in your life," Johnny snapped.

"I don't like alcoholic beverages!" I stated.

"Rain, here's some advice. When trying to make a point, do not say 'beverage'," he replied.

"Why? Too big a word?" I taunted.

"Coming from the person who had all Cs and Ds last year?"

"Better then straight Ds like you!" I snapped.

"At least I'm consistent. You don't even know the meaning of the word. You're always contradicting yourself. Try not being hypocritical and maybe you'll even graduate high school in the next few decades!" he shouted. I stood up.

"At least I don't think I'm God like someone I know. Get over yourself!" I retorted.

"There's that hypocrite we all know and love," laughed Johnny.

"What's that supposed to mean!?" I asked.

"Always ordering us around like some kind of dictator. Did you ever think that maybe we don't like it? What are we to you anyway, huh? Your friends or your slaves!?" he asked. Wh-What? I-Is he right? I do order them around a lot. I looked down, shadows covering my eyes.

"Do you all feel that way?" Silence.

"…As long as I can be around you, I don't really mind," said Tala. Of course. Tala likes me. But he still isn't denying that I act that way.

"What about the rest of you?" I asked.

"I haven't been here very long, but I'd only listen to you if I wanted to," Kai replied. My eyes were wide. Why aren't Bryan and Enrique saying anything? Ry-ry…

"Rain, you know I love you? We all do. Don't doubt that just cause Mr. Volcano here has another tantrum," Enrique smiled, giving me a one-armed hug.

"Rique," I said softly. Bryan smiled and sat me back down. Pushing the hair out of my face.

"Bitches. You know I hate this kind of mushy crap," I said looking at the floor Tala smiled and moved over next to me. He's always the first one to say that type of thing.

Bryan rolled his eyes and pulled me onto his lap, wrapping his arms around me. Ry-ryyy~. Johnny sighed and sat back down.

"Sorry, Ren-ren," he said, blushing.

"Johnny!" I jumped onto him in bear hug. He laughed. "I'm sorry too." He smiled and kissed my forehead.

"Of course you are. I just have to be sorry first, right?" he asked.

"Damn straight, bitch," I winked. I knew they were all on my side anyway. Right from the beginning!

"Is the game over?" Ozuma asked, coming in.

"We never even played," Tala sighed.

"You mean, I walked all around this place, got chase by a dog, and attacked by some old lady for no reason!?" That would explain the torn jeans and sweat. Hahaha.

"That old lady is probably my uncle's wife. She's the only relative I have other than him who's almost nice. My family tends to live around here. It's like a nest for bastards.

"You think that lady's nice?" asked Ozuma in disbelief.

"Almost nice," said Bryan, "Better than my parents. My uncle can be nice. He helps me with our prank supplies. Must have rubbed off on her."

"Yeah. Sure," said Ozuma, brushing some dirt of his pants.

"What's next?" I asked.

"Movies. We're watching twenty minutes of each," said Tala.

"What? How would we know what's going on in just twenty minu-" asked Ozuma.

"Don't question ma' authority! Everyone knows Enri-baby and me are the activity planners! Twenty minutes of each. And that's final." When Tala's serious about something, even I listen to him. Even though he makes cutesey poses while he explains. He can be very convincing. Except about him being serious about me of course. That kind of scares me. Just a little. Ok, maybe a lot.

"Which movie first?" I asked. Enrique and Tala exchanged looks.

"The Little Engine That Could!" they exclaimed. The rest of us moaned.

10 Minutes Later

"You can do it Oswald!" Tala shouted at the screen.

"It's Georgia! Oswald is an octopus," Enrique corrected him.

"Whatevs. They're both blue," said Tala. Maybe I should take up a hobby I can do by myself. Like knitting, or collecting stamps…

"What movie's next?" moaned Ozuma, already exhausted.

"Care Bears," Tala replied. Kai glared at me.

Next Movie

"Damn straight! You guys don't stand chance with that Cloud Quake! Muhahaha!" I laughed evilly.

"I like Secret Bear~" Tala cooed.

"Wrong on so many levels," said Kai.

"I like Happy Bear. He so, so…What's the word?" asked Enrique.

"Happy?" asked Ozuma, raising a bored eyebrow.

"Yeah!" Enrique agreed exitedly.

"God, the stupidity never ends!" moaned Johnny. "When are we watching James Bond?"

"J-j-j, j-j-j," Tala began.

"JAMES BOND!" he and Enrique squea;ed in unison.

Next Next Movie

"Omigawd! He's so hunkilicious!" Tala squealed.

"Dear God, why?" asked Ozuma.

Bryan was actually kind of into it, being into the whole spy thing. And Tala and Rique were singing the theme and jumping behind couches and walls, with their hands in the shape of a gun.

"Rain, remind me again why they had to come," Kai glared.

"Excuse moi, Mr. Prank Newby. You're the new one. We were wondering why you had to come. Just because Rain thinks you're so cool," Johnny glared.

"Kai's cool. But I'm still way cooler," I grinned.

"Yeah, more like way more awkward. He's both sane and smart. Two things you'll never have," Ozuma smirked.

"I'm an evil genius!" I pouted. Kai chuckled.

"We already know. You don't need to prove yourself," Kai said, ruffling my hair. I glared. Who is he? Lore?

"You spend to much time with my brother," I told him.

"What?" he laughed, "You jealous?"

"I don't get jealous." Everyone burst out laughing.

"Yeah right. I remember the last time a girl spoke to Bryan. You kicked her ass!" Johnny reminded me.

"And you made me and Tala quit Glee Club, cause we missed one prank!" Enrique pouted.

"No she didn't. Glee Club kicked you out cause you sucked at singing," Ozuma rolled his eyes.

"I…suck at singing?" Enrique said with teary eyes. Everyone but Tala agreed.

"No way! Enri-baby, you're amazing. Everyone's so jealous. Look at Rain," he gestured to me. I tilted my head to the side. "She's green again. Man Rain, why are you always so envious of others? You have to create happiness with your own two hands. You can't just get jealous and steal it from others. That's not true happiness."

"Man. Dude, that's some deep shit," said Johnny.

"More like complete shit. I steal happiness from people all the time, and it's a blast," I replied.

"Really?" asked Tala.

"Hell yeah. You do the same thing. Princypally was so happy. And now he's not and we are," I explained.

"Huh. I get it! You're so right," Tala nodded.

"Yup. And the moral of the story is…?"

"Enri's singing really does suck!" Tala chirped. Enrique's jaw dropped.

"Ehhhh!?" he asked.

"Precisely!" I grinned.

"What the hell? Tala is right about the singing, but how does that relate to this whole thing!?" Ozuma asked.

"Don't try to analyze it," I replied.

"You'll only confuse yourself more," Tala finished. A loud timer suddenly sounded.

"Ok, movie time over!" Tala announced.

"What about the Bourne Identity?" asked Ozuma.

"Too late. It's time for the Snap Box!" Enrique squealed with delight at that. "I know, right!?" said Tala.

"Ughh! I don't like saying nice things!" I moaned.

"Good thing you're writing them!" Tala said, laughing at his own joke.

"No. Just no," Kai said. Tala brought out a flowery, pink, tissue box. He passed out pink paper and fuzzy-ended pens.

"The paper's lavender scented!" said Enrique.

"Of course it is," said Bryan, staring at the pen in his hand, eye twitching. I tried writing, but nothing came out. I scribbled angrily. Why won't it wooooork!?

"My pen isn't working!" I said, throwing it at the ground.

"Neither is mine," said Bryan. The others said the same, except two certain people.

"We're on a tight budget. It was either cute pens, or ugly ones that work. Ours work fine though!" Tala smiled obliviously. Bryan sighed.

"Then how are we supposed to write?" he growled.

"Well, you shoulda' thought of that before you all came hear without your pens. We never said they were provided. You should be thankful we gave them out," Enrique informed them.

"Why should we be thankful!? You gave us useless pens!" Ozuma stated.

"They're cute though," Tala pointed out.

"Shut up!"

"But they are, right?" Tala said.

"No!" Ozuma said through gritted teeth.

"I don't wanna play Snap Box!" I announced.

"Ok!" Tala said happily. The others' jaws dropped. I'm very good at influencing others. Of course, it helps if they're in love with me.

"What do you want to do then?" asked Enrique.

"Hmm. Maybe, uhhh…Kai, the cookies!" I smiled. He rolled his eyes, reached up, and pulled them off a table. He put them in front of me.

I picked it up, opened my mouth, and tilted the plate. I frowned when no cookies landed in my mouth.

"What the hell! Some stupid piece of plastic won't give me my cookies!" I scowled.

"It's called plastic wrap," Ozuma told me. I nodded. I punched it repeatedly.

"It won't let them go! Damn plastic wrapper!" I swore.

"Wrap. Not wrapper," Ozuma stated.

"Whatever! Kai, kill it for me! You put it on, didn't you?" I glared, handing it to him. He pulled it off calmly.

"Milk…" I whined. Bryan smiled and poured me a glass. I downed the glass immediately. After I finished devouring the cookies, I soon fell asleep, cause milk makes me sweepy. Whatever happened while I was a sleep is completely unimportant.

I woke up first, drew faces on everyone in marker, and went upstairs to use Ry-ry's laptop. Gosh, I always feel like saying labtop. But it's a top for your lap. Not for a lab. Remember kids, cyber-bullying is illegal and wrong. Hehehe.