Sorry I didn't put this in the other chappy!!
Disclamer I do not and never will own Naruto or the village would have been destroyed long ago for how they treat Naru-chan!!
"Kiba! Get your arse out here!" I lean over Iruka to honk the horn and earn a thump to my skull. "Ow 'Ruka! What was that for!?"
I swear on everything I saw a vein pop out of his head and pulse!
"For shouting in my ear!" he yells…what a hypocrite…"And for saying ass! "Ow, that was my ear, and you just yelled in it…" I stick my finger in it and wiggle it around for a bit. He just snorts "And 'Ruka I didn't say ass I said arse, plus you lead by example! And who is my example? GASP!!! You are! Man.... and I thought you were a teacher…." Another blow to my cranium for that remark, so violent gosh " 'Ruka did anybody tell you that yelling doesn't help the situation! Nor does violence!" we continue to yell until…
BANG
A loud thump causes the hood to bend inwards, and at the same time causes me and Iruka to look up. There on the hood of the car was the big, fluffy, white, with brown tuffs of hair around his face fur…thing…horse…poor excuse of a dog cuz he's more like a horse….Akamaru. As I stare between the shocked Iruka and the horse on our car, technically it's a van and technically Akamaru is a oversized dog, I come to a conclusion.
Now would be the most opportune moment to explain my nothing like an adoptive father, yet still an adoptive father Iruka. He has a long scar yet not an ugly scar across the bridge of his nose, that he said he got from his fighting days (can't Imagine my mother hen fighting!), and is a tan skinned man. A little darker than myself. But then again, I'm drop dead sexy so you can't compare my body to anyone elses anyways, but I digress. And when this man (Iruka) goes into shock, which he has, his eye brows will proceed to head into his hairline, where his hair is in a neat, high ponytail. Hehehe…and that's not the best part, when he spaces out and you can do just about anything to him and he won't notice. Though right now what has my attention is the way his face looks…pffft his eyes are the size of pans, and his nose looks like he smelled something foul, and his mouth is a gap like a fish out of water. So as of right now…I just…
"BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iruka, broken from his stupor looks at the dog, registers it's (A/N referring to Akamaru as an it hurts his feelings and he will eat you so don't do it!) on his car, and he proceeds to show the world his teachers vocabulary…
"Kiba! Get your fucking dog off my fucking car!" Whoah! Potty mouth!
"It's not a car man it's a van! And chill Aka doesn't weigh that much."
"Aka Is a horse! And yes! He does weigh that much!" Iruka shot back not taking his eyes off the furry beast that assaulted his baby. His baby is a Honda Odyssey 2010!!! How can a teacher own that!! His boyfriend….don't ask will get to it later.T.T.
Kiba threw his stuff in the compartment under the seat and pulled it back down. He stood in the trunk area and pulled the trunk closed then flipped over the seat. "Van, Car, tomato, tamato. Same thing…he is not coming with us." Akamaru whines from the outside of the car. Dang dogs and there supper sonic hearing!
"Why?!" did you know Kiba whines just like his dog.
"Because I am not, and I repeat not emphasis on the not, stopping for him to take a pee every 2 hours! Not even for you 2 or 3 is Gaara still coming?" Kiba began to whine again and I nod my head yes for confirmation. "He'll be good I promise 'Ruka" Kiba begs. Oh! Hoho! Oh the lies you spew from your lips Kiba! "Come on 'Ruka," I say sideing with Kiba. I decide that I'll help him out only cuz he's like a brother to me plus I really like Aka too. "Plus 'Ruka, we are wasting time!" I grin when he scowls. This means he has submitted to my will once again!!! Muwahahahaha (A/N I had to put that in there) "Get the fuck in the car…"
"Whoah potty mouth! You see what I mean and he wonders why I curse! Humph!" Kiba laughs and Iruka just says "Shut it before I change my mind!"
" Thanks 'Ruka!" Kiba yells from the back before the monstrous doggy glomps Iruka, and gives him a nice big wet lick on the side of his face! Muwahahahaha!
As we pull out Kiba's drive way we sit in the car listening to the radio while Iruka drives. As we approch Gaara's house, this I can tell form the sceanery outside, I slide out the passenger seat and step over Aka to get to Kiba. Then I flop down and put my head in his lap. In case you're wondering there are 3 rows in this here amazingly awsomeness vehicle. His hand immediately seeks out my hair. I relish in the contact and close my eyes.
"I swear you're a girl! Your hairs so nice, and look at those eyes." I stare at him. Kiba is what kept me going when I lost everything. He even ran away when I was adopted by Iruka to come find me. "It's like you stole a piece of the deepest part of the ocean and threw it in your eyes. You thief." He chuckles quietly. I sigh and relax more on him and pull out my phone. "I'ma text Gaara and tell him to get outside so he can throw his stuff in and go." Kiba hums to show he was listening and Iruka gives the verbal and always acceptable ok.
There was no chaos at Gaara's house. Unlike Kiba, Gaara waved a so long to his brother and sister, got in the car, nodded an acknowledgement to Iruka, climbed in the back seat with us, picked up my legs, and put them in his lap.
"You're not going to say good bye to Temari or Kankouru?" Gaara shakes his head no, and realizes that Iruka can't see his head. So he speaks outloud. "I will not say good bye to them. I will come back, I said see you later that should sufice." I smile and so does Kiba, and Iruka proceeds to back out of his drive way.
Thus our journy to Camp Polar begins! And we are only 1 hour behind thanks to somebody *cough* *cought* Kiba! *cough* *cough*
Gaara leans over and falls on my stomach. He is to put it blantly ...gorgeous. Him and Kiba. Kiba has a muscular build because he plays football and powerlifting. His about 5 inches taller than me standing at a whooping 5' 11" and has shaggy brown hair like chocolate! He's sexy as all heck and so is Gaara. But I'm sexyer than both of them. Gaara is just as athletic, but is more lean than Kiba. He has beautiful red hair that shodows his eyes and to what I know and have experienced he doesn't wear a lot of eyeliner. It's mostly his bags under his eyes from the nightmares we both have. The eyeliner is just there to make him look even scarier! Hehehe. We all have tattoos, Kiba has 2 red triangles on his face, Gaara has love written in Japanese i think ...idk some foriegn laguage, and i have a massive spiral with some tribal markings surrounding it on my tummy, It was placed on my tummy without my consent may i add. Even more nightmares behind that one. Any who...Gaara is another one of my...anchors. We met under the same circumstances and were drawn together like positively charged and negatively charged magnets. I love him. I love Kiba and Gaara and Iruka. And the 4 of us make the family I will never let go of. The four of us make a family I will kill for.
I sigh feeling the heat radiating off of Kiba and Gaara and fall to sleep with Aka leaning on my leg.
Remember first time doing this ever!!!!
