I don't own Naruto you would think that would be a given ....HA!!

Ok so on my page is a poll i would love it if you would vote for the pairing since this is so hard to figure out! so just help me out by doing me a favor and just picking a pair please!!! I beg!!!

Sorry I've been gone for so long.

"Narutooo…" I barely register Kiba's voice in my head. I hear Gaara chuckle. "I think we lost him Kiba…" There in front of me was…

"HOLY CROWS FEET DO YOU SEE OUR ROOM!!!" It's fucking huge! Oh my geez oh oh

Calm yourself Naruto this is so not cool, you're being girly again…

I clear my throat and walk in the room leaving my bags outside the door.

There in front of my eyes was an apartment… I am not exaggerating. A giant glass window took up the wall when you first walk in, and red and black furniture you know a normal sofa, a love seat, and a single chair, oh and a glass table in the middle! White carpet, a flat screen tv…A kitchen!? WTF I thought we eat you know breakfast down stairs! Where the hell am I!? A palace!? I go further in a stainless steel fridge?! A pantry!! I didn't even see any stores on the way up here.

"What the f! Gaara I thought this was a camp!" I hear a sigh "It is Naruto, it's a luxury camp…" soooo that means… oh I get it "so these parents feed their kids that fancy feast stuff?" Kiba makes a bark like laughter. Why is he laughing! I'm dead serious! No kids need to stay here! "Naru, these people throw their money away. If they feel like sending their kids here…well they will. Hey just dig it we get to stay here for free Naru." Kiba's rational sucks.

I venture farther into the room there's a little hallway and then 2 doors. I open the one in front of me to reveal what the room should have looked like in the first place! It held 2 full size beds with a TV and another window. Walking out of the other room and into the other room I learned it was a bathroom but not just any bathroom. No this was a nice bathroom. The sink…was a bowl! It was a bowl sitting on the counter top underneath the faucet. And the water comes down on it. I try to move it but I guess it's not supposed to be moved…What! It looks like a bowl!!! And there's a tub with jets in it!!! I know who's taking a bath tonight!

"Guys you gots to come see this!" Gaara sighed…again…moody child "Naruto did you just say gots? That's not a word." It's called slang Gaara geez lighten up! "of course I know it's not a word silly."

"Ga, Naru, we gots to go. We need to go find our facilities before we can have fun and explore the place. So let's hurry."

"Ugh! Kiba don't tell me you use gots to." It was supposed to sound exasperated but it really just sounded like he didn't care.

Sometime from the time it takes to get from outside to this room Kiba's hornyness calmed down. After we put all our stuff in the drawers and checked to make sure we had our keys we left to go back outside.

When we got back outside I was once again blown away by the scenery.

"Ok, so how do we find our facilities?"

"There's a directory board over there." Gaara points out. WTF!? A directory board how big is this place! It's not an f'ing air port or anything!

"Ok" I walk over like nothing happened inside my head and look for martial arts. Hmmmm.

A shadow looms over me invading my personal space bubble. Familiar thick arms wrap around my torso and I lean back. I hear a growl that sounds like Kiba, but it's far away…

"Kiba why are you growling?" I laugh.

The arms tighten. "Naruto," a sultry voice calls in my ear. Whoah that is not I repeat not Kiba. "I'm hurt that you would mistake me for someone else Kit." What the function!? I look up and see red hair, long red hair, in a pony tail that blew in the wind gently. Now that I really think about it it's like his hair looks like mine, and then add a loosely tied pony tail at the base of the skull and color it a luscious red and you have Kyuubi's hair. It adds to his handsomeness I think... *GASP* "You're not Kiba!" my voice raises an octave. Sheet! (A/N Say it really fast and you know what word really goes here!)

"Thank you for pointing out the obvious." The arms get loose and I whirl around. "What do you want." It was a command more than a question.

Suddenly I'm yanked to the right and in the arms of one pissed Gaara and a knuckle cracking Inuzuka is to my left. "What do you want with Naruto?" a very friendly tone comes from Kiba, but he sure doesn't look friendly.

"Ma,ma. I just wanted to help him out since he is looking at the directory board." He looks over at me with those smothering red eyes that keep me spellbound, I feel like if I look away I should be ashamed I did. Sooo I distracted myself and the obvious tension!

"Why is this place so fucking green!? Do you color it with a crayon in the morning!?" I laughed really loudly because even to me it seemed to be the funniest joke ever!

A bell like laughter rang in the air. "What wonderful logic…idiot." Did he just call me an…an Idiot? "Ok, Ky-Uu-Bi," I punctuate every word with a glare and a jab of my finger to his person. "dig this I'm not an idiot, you, you know what you are? You're a stalker and I would like it if you reframe from touching me. Now if you will excuse us we need to familiarize ourselves with the area so that we can be prepared for tomorrow. Ok? Ok. Now Gaara, Kiba what department are you guys in?" and I swiftly walk past Kyuubi.

A loud laughter behind me made me smile. Kiba is laughing and shaking his head past Kyuubi while Gaara doesn't acknowledge his presents and they both walk towards me .

"Wow, a little feisty don't you think?"

"Stuff it Kiba know what is your department?" Kiba taps his chin thoughtfully.

"hmmmm…! Oh I'm working with the animals!" I roll my eyes he is an Inuzuka.

"Ok then you're in the animal distr…" I stop mid sentence. There is no f'ing way. "…district!? Whatever you're district for animals if over that way." Point to my right never taking my eyes off the board.

"Are you sure?" He starts laughing. He is testing my patients I think. "Yes, because master log cabin is that way to the left and Animal Sanctuary district omg! How can they name it district! Is to the left!" Kiba laughs.

Alright "Gaara, what is your department?"

"Swimming…" oh yeah I forgot Gaara is like a shark in the water! He says it's because of the sand but that's bull.

"ummmmmm…! Aha!!! Ok the beach……THE BEACH!?"

"It's man made Naruto don't have a heart attack" I look back to see Gaara smirking at me. Oh I'll give him something to smirk about just you wait Gaara.

"Fine, jerk wad…" I mumble the last part and no it's not because I am not afraid of Gaara!

"Ou! Ou you are over to the left with Kiba!" maybe I can be over to left too!

I scan the board quickly but my hopes are dashed when I see Martial Arts… Right

My head drops.

"Oh to the God above how you mock me!!! You fiend! You have torn me away from my companions!"

"Wait," I turn around. Ah! That freaky dude is still here! Oh what's his name Ki no co no U…KYUUBI! I snap my fingers due to my epiphany moment and 3 pairs of eyes turn to look at me. "You're…the Naruto Uzamaki? Oh you have got to be kidding me!" is there any other Uzamaki Naruto is what I wanted to say but he looked…disappointed?

"What the fuck is your problem!" He seems to be lost in his own world. "Hey!" I snap my fingers at him. "I'm talking to you!" he looks at me then…frowns?! What did I do this time! First I'm looking into his eyes and he doesn't like that now he doesn't like my name!? Bastard.

"Naruto Uzamaki is called the Whirlpool in Martial arts and this has even become a category for champions. Naruto Uzamaki made it a desire for martial artist to hold the title of the Whirlpool. Naruto Uzamaki is responsible for a whole entire generation of students wanting to join. He is deadly and lethal and it is said his eyes will take on a red tint when fighting. He is stubborn, pig headed, dense and doesn't know when a good offer has been given to him. Naruto Uzamaki was offered to be a part of the 9 tails category of champions and he declined. The 9 tails category is ranked as 9 being the best and 1 being the not so best, but they all are amazing. Naruto Uzamaki would have been given 8 tails position. He declined. Naruto Uzamaki is someone 9 tails wishes to fight." What the hell is this guys point and how does he know my story? I told you he is a stalker!!!

"You are not the Naruto Uzamaki, admit it now and you will be spared my wrath or I will severely hurt you, right here, right now, on the spot." Why the heck is this guy so worked up anyways. Geez talk about taking things to personally. He wants to fight me!? Ha does he not know who I am? Of course he does he just told me.

"Stupidity, seems to be a trait you have mastered Kyuubi." I snort and start walking away while flipping him the bird. "Peace"

"I thought you were hot headed Naruto!" Kiba calls after me I know he is kidding.

"Not, when it comes to a fight baby!" a bark like laughter filled the forest air and I walked to the left.

____time passes by!!!:D____

"Woah! Yes! Do you see this dojo!!" I shout out to no one in particular. It was huge, had nice mats and best of all he was going to be a teacher of his favorite sport.

"Get out." A very rough and almost cold voice reaches my ears. "Huh? What do you mean get out I work here. I want to feel the mats an-"

"Get out now. Do not disgrace my dojo."

Hold up! Back that up and rewind! What did he just say to me!? His dojo? F that sheet!

I narrow my eyes at him. "Kyuubi I don't know what crawled up your ass a bit you but if you don't back off you will regret it. Big jerk, challenging me I didn't even do anything. I turn my back to him and the hair on my neck stands up.

With trained reflexes I turn around to catch his leg and push up as if to flip him, his other foot follows as if to hit me. He does a back flip and lands on his feet and at some point I began to crouch.

"You don't want to do this." A punch that would have been very painful was avoided. Is he growling at me!?

"Oh yes, yes I do!" He spins around to give me a round house kick but I drop and roll away so I'm not so close to a wall. "Look I don't want to fight you! I just want to teach!" Kyuubi runs at me with incredible speed he dives as if to tackle me and I jump, do a flip in the air land on his back and push, and he's pushed a good distance from me…Well that's what should have happened if I had read his movements right. I go to jump and he trots backwards and as I rotate my body to flip his arms reach up in the air and wrap around my torso and my world spins for a second. Gravity is coming down and coming down fast! I curl up and wait for the impact that rattles my skull…or I would have. Instead I am wrapped around Kyuubi's arms curled into the ball being held above the ground.

"Hn." The strain was in his voice and I realized what position I was in. I was hovering above the ground and Kyuubi was just holding me in the air. Me. A 165 lbs boy. I relax a little from his arm.

"EEP!" he dropped me. "Why are you so fat?" I am not fat! "That's pure muscle thank you very much! I am not fat! I'm Uzamaki Naruto! The Whirlpool in martial arts and I am not fat!" I stand up and dust off the invisible dust.

"Sure. And you're a woman don't forget that part."

What!? Who the fuck does this guy think he is!

I was so lost in my own world that I didn't take note of the shift in the room, or more particularly the way my back hit the floor and weight on my lower body.

"Now admit it! You are not Naruto Uzamaki! He would not be taken down so easily! You stu-"

"Don't you dare fucking say it." My voice drops an octave. I don't know what it is but I don't do well in serious situations and name calling. I don't know it's like something in me snaps. "I told you I didn't want to fight you, but if you crave an ass kicking that bad then I will happily indulge." I glare up at him.

"Hn. When did you find the time to go look at a dictionary? Don't let big words hurt your head." Two words…

He's dead…

I buck my hips and throw him over me and roll from underneath him, hop up and give him a swift kick to the ribs.

"Get the fuck up and fight me if you want to so bad!"

KyuuNaru~KyuuNaru~ KyuuNaru~KyuuNaru~ KyuuNaru~KyuuNaru~ KyuuNaru~KyuuNaru~

KYUUBI'S POV

Alright that little shit went too far. I didn't hurt him and he kicked me in the fucking ribs!

I stand up and look at that gorgeous boy. Gosh if only he wasn't such a liar!

"Alright Kit. Don't get so worked up."

"Stop calling me fucking Kit!" I raise an eyebrow at him and scoff.

"Why your inexperienced, you are cute, cunning, and small…"

"I am not small you asshole!" I roll my eyes and he has a potty mouth. No worries there are other things I would like to do to that mo…

No, actually you can't. You seem to forget your status when you leave this camp. This is your escape time and when it's over you will go back to your life of miserable luxury.

I growl. I always have to fucking remind myself why I'm here. Naruto makes a face like he's happy.

Ok just walk away you know he is the Uzamaki, besides it's no concern of yours. Martial arts is just something you do on the side Kyuubi don't forget your place.

Speaking of witch, "Naruto," I relax my stance. I'm not going to fight him because that means I'll wanna keep getting involved with him. This Kits like a drug and I've only met him for a couple of hours. I throw a bit of ice into my voice. "Do you even know what my job is who I am."

"No, Kyuubi and honestly I don't gives a fuck either so what's your point." I glare and he comes out of his fighting position. His eyes still alight with passion and the burning desire to fight.

"You should though. Do you know why Naru-"

"Didn't I already answer your question!?" he snaps at me but I continue as if he had not interrupted me.

"I own Camp Polar. I am 9 tails of Martial arts. And I do own Kitsune Inc." He looks puzzled for a second, and then color starts to drain out of his face.

"I apologize for my earlier actions. Mr. Kitsune." He bows with a small dip. "If you will excuse me I will leave now and my disrespect hopefully will be forgiven, and you will allow me to still volunteer here."

What the Fuck is this! Respect from this kid. It just doesn't feel right. As he turns to walk away impulse takes over me.

______Naru pov!!! Yeah____________

It can't be…I… damn it!

I was just about to kick my bosses ass, but why is it that's not what's bothering me. I need Kiba and Gaara.

As I walk towards the wooden exit doors a strong, and I mean like steel, grip grabs my arm and twists me around.

His eyes were angry but confused. Sigh "Boss please let me go don't you have management to do? I thought it was kind of odd that I didn't see you in the meeting well now I know why." I smile at him even though the smile doesn't reach my eyes. I'm not happy right now.

"Naruto-" his voice sounds like a warning but I didn't even do anything.

Ok! I have had just about enough of this! Bipolar ass freak!

"Mr. Kitsune." I use my formal tone which normally translates into I don't like you 'please stay the hell away from me.' He growls. He has no reason too.

I yank my arm away from his grasp and I stalk off towards the animal strip.

___time passes!_____

"Do not tell me I'm mother f'ing lost!!! No. no. no. No. NO. NO! NNOOO!!!"

I'm lost all thanks to damn Kyuubi!!!

Ok so there is a poll on my page. I can't figure out what to do for this pairing.

So your choices are on my page!!!

Hope you liked it sorry for not updateing in a while i'ven been doing AP english and well yeah....killer of my life so thanks for you paticents!

I will update soon i promise! I like writing this one!

Ja'ne