Disclaimer: Ten more songs to go! And I still own nothing!
I'm On a Boat—The Lonely Island
"I can't believe this," Ben said. "I'm going on a boat!"
Gwen sighed. "You've been on a boat before."
"No I haven't," he argued.
"Yes you have," Gwen argued back. "Remember? Five years ago on the trip with Grandpa?" Ben had a blank look on his face. "Trust me, you've been on a boat before."
Once they boarded and left the dock, Ben screamed on the top of his lungs, "I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat!"
"NO!!" cried Julia. "Not another stupid song!" She covered her ears.
"Don't worry," Gwen said. "He'll get over it."
"Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea, busting five knots, wind whippin' at my coat, you can't stop me motherf---er 'cause I'm on a boat!"
"Or maybe not."
"I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies," Kevin sang along.
"Not you too!" Gwen protested.
"Naw," he said. "It's just a catchy song." He smiled down at her.
"But this ain't SeaWorld, this is as real as it gets," sang Ben. "I'm on a boat, don't you ever forget!"
"How can we while you're singing that stupid song!" Julie cried. "That's it, I'm going below." She left leaving Ben, Kevin, and Gwen still up on deck.
Kevin looked antsy and Gwen knew why. "Fine," she gave in. "Go ahead." He didn't need to be told twice. He ran over to Ben and started to sing with him.
"F---land I'm on a boat motherf---ers. F---trees I'm climbing buoys motherf---ers. I'm on the deck with my boys motherf---ers. This boat engine makes noise motherf---ers."
Gwen shook her head and walked below deck to join Julie.
Hey guys! For some reason, I love this song! HA HA HA. And yes, I have the explict version...
Until next chapter,
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