The long awaited chappy is here!!!! Muwahahahaha!
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"Dear sweet jahosafat! Ugh!" yes yes yes I said dear sweet jahosafat! Who puts camp out in the middle of the forest called 'fucking no civilization' a.k.a 'middle of fucking nowhere!' and all thanks to my boss and his damn handsom…OGABOOGABOOGA! Stop doing that Naruto! It's thanks to him I am lost in 'fucking no civilization' a.k.a 'middle of fucking nowhere!'
"FUCK!" my hands throw upwards into my hair and I tug. All around me are trees that stretch far beyond my reach. This place is so beautiful. I look at the forest floor tired from walking around and slump leaning on a nearby tree. I can hear the sounds of the forest and oddly enough…I can feel myself slowly relaxing.
Birds chirping, insects crawling, animals scurrying…I can hear it all… The trees are so green that Crayola doesn't even have the appropriate color for it. Now that I think about it I understand why they would build a camp out here… fresh air, clear skies, wonderful scenery… Kiba and Gaara are probably having a blast right about now… I'll look for the animal strip later…
As the sounds and smells of fresh air fill me I find myself drifting…
Come on Naruto you can't sleep out here…No I'm serious you can't sleep out here! Get Up!
Honestly I don't feel like moving so I politely decline subconscious… yep my eye lids are getting really heavy right about now…really…realllly…hea*YAWN* vy…..sigh….
"Watch Out!" wha… being to disoriented to actually comprehend the words, a whistling sound comes in very close range to my head and I look in the direction.
CLUNK (A/N When I typed this I was rolling on the floor laughing!)
"Oh shit! Is he ok!?" I can hear voices but damn do I have a head ache… "Somebody get the nurse…or somebody! What…No I don't know what to do…what!?...He isn't drowning you don't do CPR dumb fuck! What!? No I don't want to fuc- oh go fucking get somebody!" somebody is having a conversation with themselves I think… and it's not a very appropriate one either. Aren't we at a childrens camp? Then they aren't going to be very good teachers…
Slap Slap Slap
Why the fuck are you slapping me after you just hit me in the head with something!? "Oh my gawd… stay with me dude no nighty night for you!"
"Ponies will fucking eat you!" owie that sentence hurt's Naru's head…
Why am I talking to myself in third person…Ochi! Thinking hurts too…
"Ponies really… of all the things you could possibly come up with!" don't make small chit chat with me ass hole! I take in a sharp breath as I feel lots of pain in my head.
"I would have said something like Toucans…or rabbits!" he chuckles…ok so I see why he's at a kid's camp but…DAMN IT NARUTO STOP THINKING!!!
"Nighty night" I say and close my eyes. "Oh no you don't…"
Slap Slap Slap
"Will you stop fucking man handling me and *wince* fuck leave me alone you put me in enough pain already ass hole!"
"I Neji Hyuuga will not leave you alone and I am not man handling you… your just an idiot who doesn't know how to stay awake… and to think you're in the martial arts department…sigh oh how the kids will be so disappointed at such a weak teacher! I gap at him.
"You damn pale eyed bastard! I am so totally not weak! So in your ouch face!"
He chuckles at me and honestly I don't mind the company. It's nice but my eye lids are too heavy and my head is killing me soo. Nighty night Neji and I'm not saying it out loud! I smirk and slowly drift off to sleep.
"Hey! Hey blonde! Don't you go to sleep on me! Hey!" I don't even feel the slaps this time. "Damn it idiot you can't go to sleep in the forest! Especially not with me! Damn it Lee you're supposed to be the damn Green Beast! Hurry up!"
"Oh my youthful friend Neji! I have arrived! I have never seen you so worried and youthful about someone!"
"Just shut up who did you get?" Lee gestures to a tallish guy with a long untamed red pony tail. "His name is Kyuubi my youthful friend! And he was just now looking for oh youthful blonde that you knocked out! Oh the joys of you-" Kyuubi glares at him
"Shut up now or I'll make you shut up. You with the girly face. Go get a facial or something and put it on my name. I'll take the boy, and go about your business. Neji turns his face into a not so happiness scowl. "Well fuck you too. And all that nice jazz. And you know what? I will take it! And other stuff to!"
"Neji I've never seen you so youthful my friend! Is it because of our blonde youthful friend!? Oh the youth in this world is amazing! O the youth of passion and love is in the air so youthful! You-"
WACK
"Holy shit! Lee! Are you ok?! Kyuubi that was not ok!" Kyuubi's elbow accidentally collided with Lee's chin.
Kyuubi just turns with an unconscious blond in his hands. He cradles Naruto closer than necessary and looks at the rather large bump on his head.
"Sigh, Naruto why do you make me act this way. Do you know what you do to this cold uncaring heart?" he whispers what would seem to another's ears…lovingly.
As he walks out the forest with Naruto in his arms he is greeted by his body guard, and his schedule manager.
"Eww, Mr. Kitsune you know you can just give him to Kakashi, you don't have to carry that thing…"
Kyuubi throws her a glare his low, long, bushy, loose pony tail whips behind him. "And if I decline Karin?" Kyuubi constantly questions why he hired this vile woman who flirts with his business partners.
"T-then you decline s-sir."
"Now if you will excuse me I have to get this brat to the infirmary."
"Oh Mr. Kitsune…you really should cut off that pony tail… it's starting to look like Jiraiya's…" hmm I think it looks nice on me. He continues to walk completely ignoring her suggestion.
"Ooooooooohhhh my …….. ."
"Stop moaning like a baby you idiot!" The voice was filled with amusement and laughter. Who is being a meany face to me now! Kyuubi is enough but I mean really… I'm sexy! Your not supposed to be mean so Sexy people!
"I'm to sexy for you to be so mean to me…so…stop being mean to me…unless…your Kyuu cuz then there is not helping your meany faceness…get me a sludge hammer please….and take me….out of my fucking Tylenol…" whoever is keeping me company starts laughing again.
"Kyuu? Who's Kyuu hmm?"
"A good looking bastard who calls me…Kit… and he owns this camp, and he is a martial artist… and he owns Kitsune Inc. It owns electronics…hotels…camps…go figure…and … and lots of other…ponies…that…eat…fuck! !!!!!"
"Do you understand a word you just said brat." Kyuubi can't help but laugh. I am clutching my head and I turn to the side to see who was talking to me. Finally realizing that I had company; deep red eyes alight with happiness is a welcome sight and I almost smile…almost…"K…K…Kyuubi? Kyuubi!?" hands that I didn't know I had control over slap over my mouth. I notice I'm on a bed and scoot a little ways away from him. That red headed Adonis.
"I'm very sorry sir! Oh that was um …n-not meant to um be said um very sorry Mr. Kitsune." At some point I had clenched my eyes shut, because when I opened them I was met with a cold emotionless face with hurt, deep like the hottest fire, eyes. I was tempted to reach out and stick my hand in his face so I could rub the look away, but squash the urge.
"Don't call me that…" huh...
Has this guy fallen off his rocker? I called him by his last name…I thought I was the one who got hit in the head…or was I wron *wince* nope I'm right…
"Excuse me Mr. Kitsune, but I didn't catch what you-" he snarls at me!
"I said don't call me that!" he bellows. He looks so confused yet determined at the same time. His eyes widen for a second and he shakes his head. "I-I'll go send someone to get some pain killers for you. You were hit in the head with a baseball." He spoke in a much calmer tone and walked out with his head held high.
"Why do I feel like I did something wrong…"
"Naruto!" Oh crap here we go…
"I would hit you right now if it weren't for you being in pain! You are here to teach kids and you can't even keep yourself from getting hurt in mere hours! Dang it Naruto! What am I gonna do with you!"
"Love me like a good daddy would and lower your voice…I still have a fucking*wince* head ache."
Roar! I can just image that coming out of his mouth right now. So laugh and settle for looking stupid at my own thoughts. "Naruto! Watch that mouth of yours!"
"Iruka, please leave Naruto alone for the time being." Ah my savior! Who could it be?! My Kiba or Gaara?! I look over and blanch…
Kyuubi…sigh… will the humiliation never end! I vaguely remember something having to do with ponies? And eating Tylenol… I think. "Oh Mr. Kitsune! Thank you for finding my Naruto and helping him get to the infirmary. I don't know what he would have done if you had not come…maybe…om my gawd he would have rot to death! Oh no or he could have-"
Kyuubi lifts a hand and has an apologetic look on his face. "I'm sorry but spare me the details. And no offence but I think it is best to give Kit here some time to relax and rest. Because I mean… I don't want to fire him for getting paid to do nothing now do we…" he looks at me very creepily and I can see the shadows casting over his very creepily smiling face, cueing him to give out his evil Muwahahahaha chuckle and for me to cower in fear.
"Oh yes Uzumaki , you will get better…" and then he leaves…FREAK!
"Well Naruto, I hope your happy because now you just got your boss to know your name… That is never a good thing Naruto NEVER a good thing! Remember that…now get some rest or I'll knock you out. I love you!" and he leaves… why is my papa such a FREAK!
Filled to the brim with exasperation I flop on the bed, and instantly regret it. I still havn't gotten that damn-
"Here, shut up and take it, it will make your pain go away." I look up to be met with the face of Kyuubi. I smile softly at this but the pain comes back and I wince…yet again! Gawd! I'm like a girl!
"How… many times are you going to come in here boss?" I smile but his face turns if possible into a deeper scowl. "Sigh your face is going to get stuck like that Boss."
Kyuubi's P O V
I'm gonna do it…I'm gonna…punch him in the skull! I've never been so emotion with well anything! I mean I've been cynical…but that's in my nature. But this damn blonde is is….. is something else. I mind it…oh how I mind it when he doesn't call me Kyuubi or bastard. Hell when he called me Kyuu I thought I was going to……
I thrust my hand in his face again. "Didn't I say shut up and take it!" he just smiles at me. Stop smiling at me! I frown at him. And his face falls and he looks away…
No don't give up on me that easily! Smile!
"Take the pills, the nurse was taking so long so I just decided to bring it to you myself." He looks at me with those, those…God I love those eyes. Those captivating eyes. Oh how I wish they were…sigh. I know he can. He can. Bring light to my-
"Oh so you're so egger to kill me off eh?" His eyes alight in humor and a small smile creeps to my face. I can feel the mussels pulling in the unfamiliar position and squash the smile.
"If that was my goal I would have done so already, now stop dilly dallying and take the pills Kit."
He bristles at the little nickname I gave him. "Fine!" he takes them with a childish pout and I hand him a bottle of water (A/N when did that get there?!) I can tell he hasn't swallowed it yet "Stop being a baby and swallow it." He swallows and glares at me.
"If I die it's…all… your…fau-" he collapses on the bed.
Holy shit! What did I give him! It's just a pain killer…holy crap…WHAT IF I DID KILL HIM?! GASP! WHY AM I FREAKING OUT SO BAD! I BEARLY KNOW THE KID! I DON'T EVEN FREAK OUT WHEN I SEE SOMEONE DIE!
"N-Naruto?" he just lays there lifelessly. It was Vikiden. It was just mother fing Vikiden! I know it's strong but. It was one pill! I lean my head on his chest and grow still… slowly. Bump bump. Bump bump…and I hear faint breathing. Whoah…I almost had a heart attack! "
"Gawd Naruto, your going to be the death of me…"
Naruto's P O V and later that day or night or whatthefuckever just read please! :D
That was some strong shit Kyuubi gave me. "Grahblaphitorolloramen…." (A/N say it to yourself lol it's funny)
"What did I tell you about moaning."
"EEP"
How manly of you Naruto….
"Y-y-you stayed here all day?" he glares at me. But it doesn't really bother me
"No…the tooth fairy came to get me and told me you just woke up. Yes moron I stayed here." It's dark but I can see he's smiling. So I smile too. "Well I'll just have to say thank you to the tooth fairy for notifying my boss. Ha, don't worry I'm feeling fine now so I will be doing my job tomorrow. I'm gonna go head to my hotel/dorm/whatthefuckever room now so nighty night Mr. Kitsune." I move to get up but an open palm pushes my stomach back, and my back hits the bed in the infirmary again.
"Don't call me that." I look at Kyuubi as if he lost a couple of marbles. "Wha? Sir, I just called you by your name-"
"Shut up. It doesn't feel right. Just call me Kyuubi Kit." I was about to yell at him for that name but then I see the sadness and confusion on his face. Mind you it's still dark, but I guess my eyes have adjusted. He looks up at me and I guess light was shining in the room some were because his eyes were the brightest thing in this room. So beautiful like fire.
I reach my hand up to touch him, just a small caress. My fingers ghost along his jaw line. My hand like a missing puzzle piece, fitting in place, like it's back where it belongs from the beginning. He leans into the touch almost sounding like he was purring. We sit like this. My hand feels some of the loose strands of hair. It looks like blood. It feels so soft, silky, and such a deep red that I might have mistaken it for being a woman's hair. He continues to nuzzle into my hand and honestly…I don't mind. I don't really even wanna go to sleep anymore. Let alone leave this room and this man. He's like a wild animal…
All of a sudden his eyes snap open. It's as if he realized what he was doing and he retracts away from me like I'm the plague… I don't know why but…my chest hurts.
Then realization hits me like the baseball to my head. Every time we get close he pushes me away. This whole getting close is only ok when he is trying to get close to me. But when I try to well…results like what just happen now are all I get. This…is getting old.
I glare at him and get up to leave again. "Good night. Mr. Kitsune." I walk towards the door with purpose. I reach out for the door handle, turn it and a stream of light fills the dark room. With my foot almost out the door I calm down. Then a strong grip similar to steal grabs my forearm. All my anger returns to me 10 times full.
"What!?" I snarl as I am whipped around. "What in heaven's name do you want!?" the light streaming in through the door shows a hurt face. But it quickly goes away and no emotion is shown instead. He opens his mouth but I speak before he can.
"You can get all personal with me and be all nice to me, but when I do it. But when I get caught paying too much attention to you, I get scolded and treated like a disease!? Let go of me! You are sooo….ugh! I can't even describe. Your just a …a … bastard! Now let me go!" His head drops and I can feel the grip loosen. I yank my arm away and march to the nearest elevator.
A few moments later I'm on the elevator and I just push a button. I really don't care which…
Gawd! He is so aggravating!
I growl in agreement with my thoughts.
When the elevator dings I get off, and I've calmed down quite a bit…and now that I think about it…I'm not very happy with the way this ended. .. I ended up yelling at him…spewing my feelings and not getting his side at all… sight…
Kyuubi's P O V
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..what……………………………… Just………………………………… happened………………………………………
Kit's upset with me and that's understandable. After all everything he said was true, but why am I so…...well aggravated! He just ….just…..walked away from me like that! He just! He just! That damn cute, sexy, strong, funny, holly sheet!
"FUCK!"
Yesh!!! Ok now if you want another chappie then you know what to do just tell meize ya want it if you don't well i will contempate if i shall continue to update a story that is not read....so yeah!! I tried and the poll says this will be a KyuuNaru! Muwahahaha!
I love you all
Ja'ne!