Since KyuuNaru won out this story it's time to get the ball moving again.

sorry for the late post but it's been hell on earth for me thanks to school lol

So here it is! Read it and tell me what cha think!


"I don't want to talk about it…" thick arms hug me even tighter around my mid section.

"Come on Naru…What's wrong." I try to wiggle out of it.

"It's not important Kiba" sigh gawd! Why can't I get that bastard out of my head! Those eyes! Those damn ruby red, endless pools of, fuck I love his eyes! But they were so sad. I thought storming off in a rage make you feel better…

"Naru, Gaara and I will always listen to you. Gaara is going to be out the shower soon and you can tell both of us what s wrong ok?" Kiba kisses the top of my forehead. I lean more into the embrace and just can't seem to get that bastardly bastard out of my head…

He looked hurt…like actually hurt. Like a physical blow!

Sigh, I don't even care anyways.

Sandwich Sandwich I'm in love with you…you've got lettuce and tomatoes too… mayonnaise and cheese you're the one for me! Oh oh oh sandwich sandwich sandwich…

The water in the shower immediately shut off and Kiba and I look at the cell phone with the ridiculous ring tone and smile. About 5 seconds later a wet Gaara comes out with a fluffy pink towel around his waist. Pink?

"Hello" Gaara answered the phone with his bored voice and I look up at Kiba and we snigger together. Such a silly ringtone and such a serious guy…it's just…well funny!

"WHAT!?" Kiba and I jump at the loudness of the voice. Was that Gaara! Holy sheet! He's going to be mute for weeks. He just used up his maximum capacity for language! Jk but I think the analogy fits.

Kiba and I look at each other simultaneously concerned.

"Fuck Temari! You let him play with those damn puppets again! I'm going to break them! What…No…Don't get all shocked on me, I don't speak to you this much because I had no reason too! What…KIBA!? ….." Gaara pinches the spot between his eyebrows and groans "Anyone else have anymore unfortunate events huh!? …What!..For crying out loud! I'll snap if I feel like it! Why the fuck did you decide to call me. I'm the little fucking brother and I have to babysit the both of you idiots! …..WHAT!? …. I didn't say that……No I didn't say that…..Stop it. Stop it. Temari. Stop it…" He sighs "I'm sorry I shouldn't have yelled…No I'm not mad at you…. No I'm not a liar. I was mad. I'm not mad. I will book the next flight out and will bring Kiba with me…. See you soon."

….What……

"Naruto." Bright aquamarine eyes look straight into mine. Silence. A pale hand runs through damp red locks revealing the love kanji on his forehead and he sighs again.

"Naruto…Kiba and I have to leave, but we will be back before long ok. So don't worry a week maximum but we will be here for the second week. Kankouru was playing with his damn wooden puppets again and he… it's to ridiculous. And Kiba your mom is sick; your sister is out taking care of your mom and refusing to take responsibility for the kennel. So you have to watch over the kennel till they get a temp. So Naruto we will be back don't you worry ok. We will see you later. Kiba leave your stuff and lets go. I'll change and we will leave."

Gaara turns away and goes to the black drawers to get some clothes on. Yes oddly enough our whole room is…ugh! Stay on track! I don't have ADHD. I'm too sexy to have ADHD thank you very much!

"So you're leaving now?" Gaara is in another room but can hear me.

"Yes and so is Kiba." I look up at Kiba once more and he looks at me apologetically.

"But the kids are coming today." I'm gonna be so lonely…sigh…this is not cool.

Gaara comes out the room and walks towards the door.

Is he seriously going to leave without so much as a goodbye?

Kiba and I hurry after him. I open my mouth to voice my thoughts but a hand is wrapped around my waist and I am yanked to the chest of Gaara.

"No, I knew you would follow me. Kiba are you ready." Kiba barks out a laugh and nods his head.

"Well you could have said something you know! Humph." I turn my head away to show my fake anger. A hand is placed on the side of my face and I am turned to face Gaara. Green eyes swallow me whole and we just stare at each other for a second.

A kiss to my forehead. A kiss to my cheeks. A look in my eyes. And a kiss to the lips. Soft, sweet, tender, short, and loving.

"We will be back before you know it." I grin wildly and throw my arms around his neck and give him a tight squeeze.

"You better not be lying to me!"

Suddenly two large hands are placed on my hips and I am thrown in the air and then recaptured in Kiba's arms bridal style.

"Awww don't worry I know you will miss us but we will be back soon."

I throw my head back and laugh. His face snuggles in my hair and he kisses the top then my nose then my lips. Just like Gaara. Soft, sweet, tender, short, and loving. He sets me down gently and walks over to Gaara.

They wave and leave out the door. I don't realize that I am truly alone until the soft 'click' is made by the door shutting.

Sigh. I didn't go see them off because I'm not even dressed properly. And I really don't want to see them go…

"So much for talking about it…oh well."

The only thing I can think of that will cheer me up is going to the …dojo! I'll go and work it off over there! Yeahhhhh….Kyuubi being a jerk…with the damn actually sad look on his face, Gaara and Kiba leaving me due to family issues, and Iruka for always yelling at me! Yep sounds good to me!

"Best way ever to work off frustrations!" I pump my fist into the air and head for the shower.

10 minutes later…

Ahhh! I almost forgot the kids are coming today!

I sprint down the stairs towards the front lobby and run into a hard fleshy wall.

"Ohh that did not feel good." I whisper to myself.

I stick my arms out to pat this wall. "I don't remember this being here earlier." I muse out loud.

"Hn. That's because it wasn't…dobe."

…3….2…1…

"What the fuck! The wall talks! Oh my gawd!"

I hear a bizarre snort. I look up. I gasp.

"You're not a wall! You impersonator! You're a person!" my accusations are just! The wall that actually turned out to be a person glares at me.

"Well I have no time for you wall impersonator! I have to go now!" I shout this as I continue to run down the stairs. "And don't call me a dobe you you…" I jog in place on the step. Hmmm what do I call him….Oh! Epiphany moment!

"You bastard!" hoho yes! I am the most awsomesest person to hit the planet! But oh! I have to figure out when the kids get here. So right now getting down these stairs to the lobby is of the utmost importance!

I sprint down the stairs and skid to a halt in front of the front desk.

"How can I GASP" that was a large and funny gasp."Naruto! You! Are supposed to be in bed young man!" I hear a laugh somewhere behind me and glare in front of me. "Arn't you supposed to say "How can I help you!" with enthusiasm? And what did I come down here for again...OH! Iruka! When do the kids get here?!" He scrunches his eyebrows together and I lean over the table and try to rub it out really fast. He swats at me. "Hey don't do that you'll get wrinkles sooner and look all old and mean." He swats at my head and laughs.

"They get here in an hour or two it's only 3 o'clock they don't get here till 4. And hey! Where do you think you are going!?" I sprint to the front doors and turn around running backwards.

"To the dojo! See ya!" and I turn around quickly before I hit the wooden doors.

I fling them open and run to the dojo with glee. Yes I said glee.

10 minutes later after asking many people for directions and getting no help from a directory board later…

"Why the hell are you so hard to find dojo!" yes I am scolding the dojo.

Sigh I walk through the door with saddened spirits…but that instantly goes away when I take my shoes and socks off and feel the mat under my feet.

Ahhh sweet bliss!

I go straight into it.

"Breath in…Breath out…Push hands forward…spread legs…bend knees…right foot forward…left foot back…bring arms in…push arms out…bring hands up…push hands down…bring elbows in…-"

"I didn't see any stretches in that." Who the fuck is interrupting Naruto time! Sigh…just close your eyes and go back into Naruto ti-

"Are you going to ignore me…dobe?"

"Fuck off whoever you are." Silence is the answer. The perfect answer in my boo-

I shoot my arm up to block whatever was heading towards. I slowly open my eyes and look over my arm to see the idiot who keeps interrupting Naruto time.

"Not bad." An alabaster guy with a duck butt hair cut stares me down. His foot on my arm. Who the fuck does this guy think he's messing with.

I glare into onyx eyes. He glares into my own.

Slowly he rotates his hips to take is foot of my arm. He backs away. I close my eyes and go back into my stance. I spread my legs and something goes between and pushes up wards on my foot. I open one eye and see the guy with the no tan skin. He has his hands in his pockets and is staring at me indifferently. His leg pushes higher and I can feel the strength of his leg as my foot is pushed even further in the air not of its own accord.

I see him make a sick grin really quickly and thrusts his foot even further in the air with more force causing me to lose my balance.

I thrust my hands to the ground and do a hand stand into a back hand spring away from him. I land and with my arms crossed over my chest with a glare. I turn around to face him and he just grins.

"You should really do your stretches. It's a bad habit not too. You can't possibly expect to teach kids when you yourself have bad etiquette." What is up with people dissing my teaching skills.

"Go away I don't have time for you. As you can see." I turn back around only to whip back around to defend another kick.

This guys hands are still in his pockets. Is he overestimating me?!

"Make time for me. I wanna see who I'm going to be working with." Arrogant bastard! Who does he think he is.

"I'm going to make you regret those words." The grin falls of his face and he speaks in a deadly serious tone. "Your bark is much more fearsome than your bite…"

"FUCK you!" I throw his foot off and drop down to sweep my foot towards his. He hops as if play jump rope and steps back. "Hn. That doesn't sound too bad if it's you that's bending ov-"

"UGH!" I lunge towards him and he side steps and I tuck and roll then spin around glaring at him. "Shut up you freak!"

"Tsk tsk name calling isn't very nice you know that don't you…dobe…" I run at him and spin with a round house kick. He ducks and takes steps backward. I throw a punch to his face; he dodges and falls on his butt.

"Sigh…" why is he sighing! He doesn't have the right to sigh! "Looks like I have to use my hands."

"Oh was I not worthy of you using your hands previously! Huh!? What's your pro-" a fist swings at me and I cross my arms to form an x and block. I look over my arms and he is grinning that damnable grin again.

"Less talky more fighty." WT "FUCK!"

A leg swings over to the side of me and I rotate my arms in a circular motion to throw off the fist and the foot heading towards my side.

He's fast. I'll give him that.

Another punch is thrown at my face. And I duck by dropping to my hands and toes in a push up. Then I do a hand stand with my feet and push myself up and away from him.

And his hits hurt like hell!

I run over to the wall of the dojo and he runs after me. Just when he is right behind me I charge at the wall, propel myself off of it, spin over his head, land, and kick him in the back.

Or I would have if he hadn't anticipated this. He curved away slightly and grabs my foot under his arm and swings me into the wall. The impact rattles my head even worst and I wanna cry.

Or I would have if he hadn't yanked me back like a yo-yo at the last second. Instead now I am straddling his waist, with his hands under my butt, and my hands covering my face.

"Hn. Open your eyes…dobe."

"Ugh! Don't call me that bastard!" I cross my arms over my chest not knowing the position that I am in.

"Hn. Your light you know that." Huh. I lose my equilibrium at the realization and start to fall back. This guy yanks me back up with a scooping motion and my arms cling around his neck.

"Hmm maybe I should have let you fall."

"What!? You jerk! You're the reason I'm in this position in the first place!"

"Ah this is true but…" he leans in to my ear.

"How are you going to explain that to the kids." He whispers.

"What kids" his eyes motion to the left.

I don't see any…oh my word…

"I see that you guys had youthful fun! Oh the youthfulness of life! And the kids sure did enjoy watching your youthful display of youthfulness! You must let me enjoy your wonderful youthful time one day! Now we are off to see some more youthful stations!" Some random guy in spandex comments. "Alright kids it's time for the next youthful station! Stay together now my youthful ones so full of youth!" Some of them protest and some of them say we looked like ninjas and one of them I swear said we were gay!

"Hn. You gonna let go yet?" I look back in front of me to be met with onyx eyes. OH snap!

"When you move your hands from my sexy ass we'll see what I can do.

"Oh how right you are on that one."

"Eep!"

He just squeezed my ass!!

He removes his hands and my feet hit the floor. I carefully remove my hands and then step back a little to glare at him.

"You would have done better if you had stretched." He turns away from me. "You didn't stretch you you you teme!" I point an accusing finger after him.

"Hn. I wasn't the one clinging to the others neck now was I." and he keeps walking away!

"Oi bastard! I don't even know your name!" He turns his neck around and grins at me. My breathing hitches and I stumble a little.

"It's Sasuke…dobe." What!? Dobe!?

"I'm not a dobe you," gravity takes me down and the ceiling becomes the wall.

"Your too easy." I know he's fast but this speed is ridiculous! I felt a hand on my chest but that was it till my head hit the floor. He's hovering over me with that…damn it….that damnable grin and he leans in a softly kisses me on the forehead with slightly chapped lips, then he walks away once more.

"OH GO FUCK YOUR SELF WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY!" Urg! I hear…CHUCKLING!! I FUCKING HATE CHUCKLING!

"JERK!" I scream for good measure. Yeah I screamed! You wanna make something of it!? Huh!? That's what I thought.

Stupid teme kissing me on the forehead after pushing me on the ground!

"You should really watch your language around children is the last thing I hear."… I stare at the ceiling in silence.

"RAH!!!" I kick my legs and bang my fist and throw a tantrum on the ground.

ASSHOLES! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM! *wince* And my head hurts enough as it already is! Now I have one more bastard to think about. Ohhh my poor head!


I don't think sasukes going to want to fuck himself with anything that meets that description lol

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