Chap. 20

My White Avian – American Ass

Iggy POV

Damn whitecoats.

They took me out for testing. EVERY day. I had to run, fight, navigate, fly, and all that nice stuff. Not.

But today, they were totally crossing the line. Nuh – uh. No way, Jose. They were going to make me go into a maze, like the ones Angel described to us. The ground was hot-wired or something and I had to run. No flying.

When I tried to resist, they had those cat thingies force me in. I can't fight FIVE at a time. Even Max wouldn't be able to.

So here I am, running for my life – well, feet, but basically, they never let me stop. I ran and ran and then got out of the maze. Also hitting walls a lot, I might add. Then they set up ANOTHER one. I've done 3 so far.

After about 2 more mazes, a voice came on the speaker. "You are now dismissed from training. You will be escorted to you quarters."

I snorted. Quarters, my white Avian – American ass. It was a frickin' dog cage! "I'd like to see you come sleep in our 'quarters'," I called to the whitecoats as I was being dragged out of the room. "But first, we'll have to give you some sort of eye surgery to enhance your night vision. I'm sure that'll turn out so well you won't be blind at ALL!"

The guy snarled angrily. I've always been good with comebacks.

"Go immediately!" he barked. "You are dismissed from your next meal."

"Yeah, the meal they serve once everyday!" I yelled back at him. I suddenly wished Gazzy was here. He'd totally fart in their faces or something.

Screw the School. Or wherever we are.

A/N: Sorry, this one is shorter. I like Igs, he's hot. :] Anyhoo, I'll be updating sometime soon. I mean SOON. Like in an hour or so. It's only… 9:Something PM. I really hoped you like this chapter, 'cause I had fun writing it. My fave part was the 'my white Avian – American ass'. LOLZ!

I changed the summary. Take a look at it. You know how I said it was gonna be an Eggy (Iggy/Ella) fic? Well, now I'm seriously debating changing it to Niggy (Nudge/Iggy). It would be easier to write, 'cause I haven't talked about Ella a lot yet. Tell me what pairing you think is better.

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(And chocolate chip ones to the reviewers :P)

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