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"Speech"

'Thought'

"Demon/Summon/Jutsu/Magic"

'Demon/Summon thought'

Time/Place Change

Morning Sarutobi Compound

Naruto was sleeping peacefully under the covers dreaming of food. When he was awoken when something jumped upon him and started poking him in the head. Slowly opening his sleep filled eyes he noticed Sarumi straddling his stomach her finger outstretched to poke him in the head again. Seeing that he noticed her she giggled and jumped of him and ran downstairs where the smell of bacon, eggs and hash browns were already starting to drift up the stairs. Naruto slowly got out of bed and grabbed a dark red shirt with a black spiral on the back before grabbing some boxers and a pair of black pants. He walked to the bathroom showered and got dressed before heading downstairs to eat with his surrogate family. Once they were finished Naruto and Sarumi took of for the academy.

Academy

Naruto and Sarumi were among the first to arrive and quickly took seats. Others started trickling in but the girls Naruto knew all took seats around him. The class around them was loudly talking about unimportant stuff. Iruka came in and use his demon head jutsu and the class immediately shut up and paid attention to what he had to say.

"Today we will be reviewing for the exam which will be soon. But first I want to see each of you perform the academy three and one other jutsu you know." They all went up one after another and performed the academy three easily. However for each of them they did a different jutsu. Naruto performed Kage bushin, Sarumi performed a bloodline technique. Everyone was surprised because most of her clan's bloodline was too weak to be of much help to them. Most of the other girls performed bloodline techniques as well. Haku made a rose of ice that was very sharp to anyone other than her that touched it. To demonstrate she threw it into the wall and it embedded up to the flower and when she took it out there were some flower shaped cuts. Nejira took some water out of a canteen formed a seal and it molded to her arms, she then did a juuken strike and the water formed into a needle and a small burst of charka erupted through it. Kimia removed one of her bones and then performed a seal; the bone instantly had an invisible layer of wind which she then made visible before performing one of the dances her clan was famous for. Alamana stepped forward and her eyes then turned black with the two red tomoes circling her green pupil slowly. She then performed some seals and the tomoes merged with the pupil before a small red green gust started circling her like a cyclone. The students oohed and awed at the display. Shina walked forward and her bugs came out and hovered before her she formed a seal and they molded to her forming armor that when Iruka touched not only felt real but also drained his charka. Shiimia walked forward slightly bouncing in place in excitement. When Iruka motioned to her to display her jutsu she formed a seal and her shadow split in two and formed to clones next to her. She punched them both and not only did they not dispel but it seemed as though they didn't even feel the hit. Finally Yugito walked up cut her finger and did a few seals, instantly the blood from her finger grew into a trident with four tips and each tip was either black or green. When she finished the blood turned red and immediately withdrew into her hand. Iruka was highly impressed and pleased with the showing.

He then started the class on reviewing the information they had learned for the graduation exam. After that they had lunch and the girls had gathered around Naruto and started talking about their schedules and how close the exam was. Naruto taking the hint told them to meet him after class at the training grounds as he had some changes to tell them about. After they had gone back inside Iruka had them study a bit more before he took them out to the academy training grounds to practice taijutsu, ninjutsu and a bit of shuriken and kunai throwing. After finishing they headed back inside where Iruka had them practice fuinjutsu and genjutsu. Once they were finished the academy bell rang signaling that class were over.

Naruto and the girls met at the training grounds. The first to arrive after Naruto was Sarumi. Then came Haku, Nejira, Kimia, and Alamana. A few minutes later Shina, Shiimia and Yugito arrived. When they had all sat down Naruto started to speak.

"It has come to my attention that I may have asked you to do more than you could. So I have revised my offer instead I will take you shopping for clothes if you can reach chunin and if you manage to make Jonin with or without your bloodline I will also allow you to pick one piece of jewelry you would like to have." When he finished saying this many of the girls eyes had flames burning in them and there was slight drool leaking from the side of their mouth. Naruto sweat dropped and then shivered when he heard someone yelling something about "the mighty flames of youth". Unnoticed by him many of the girls also shivered. This was enough to break them from their thoughts and they immediately got up and hugged Naruto before running off to go get the scroll he had given them. He chuckled but felt a great pain in the pocket of his pants as his wallet magically folded halfway out of his pocket and seemed to lose luster. The girls had asked Naruto for assistance and Naruto was glad to help them along, soon the field was filled with shouts of jutsu's and water, fire, earth, wind and lightning attacks soaring across the grounds overturning earth, burning ground, burning gashes in the earth, toppled and bisected trees and thoroughly soaked earth and trees. Each of the girls and Naruto went home after finishing their practice ready for a nice long rest and relaxation period.

Morning Graduation Exam Day Sarutobi Compound

Naruto groaned as his alarm clock started beeping. Then he silently slipped out of bed and changed into his clothes. His shirt was a long sleeved dark red with pouches and pockets sewn on the inside to carry more supplies. His pants were black and taped at the ankle also with pockets and had a red stripe going down the side with what looked like tattoos (seals) in the middle of it. To finish his outfit Naruto put on a dark red coat with dark gold flames licking at the bottom it was also tattered (1). Taking a quick look in the mirror to check and make sure everything was right he then turned and went downstairs for a breakfast of ham, eggs, bacon and orange juice.

Academy Beginning of Exam

When the bell rang everyone was seated and yet again the girls were surrounding Naruto. Iruka walked in along with a man with spiky hair, bandages around the lower half of his face, camouflage pants, a giant sword strapped to his back and no eyebrows.

"Class this is my assistant for the day, Zabuza." The class greeted him then Iruka grabbed some papers. "Now let's begin." He immediately passed out a test. Thirty minutes later and the class had finished the written test and Zabuza started to collect them.

"Now if you all will follow me outside for the weapons and taijutsu part of the test." The class filed outside after Iruka who led them to the training ground just behind the academy. They were told to get into a line and were called one at a time for the weapons test. Naruto and the girls managed to score 10 out of 10 for both kunai and shuriken. Next the class was brought over to a small field with a forest on the edge. Iruka went through the people on the list and some of the girls had to fight each other. Naruto got to fight Sasuke and beat him easily. Just as Sasuke was about to use a fireball jutsu on Naruto, Sarumi chopped Sasuke on the back of the neck thereby causing him to collapse upon the floor unconscious. As this happened all of the girls who Naruto hung out with glared at the boy while Sasuke's fan-girl's all started yelling and baying for the girl's blood for hurting their Sasuke-kun. This immediately stopped when the rest of Naruto's girl friends started glaring at the girls. Iruka just sighed while Zabuza was on the ground rolling around laughing. He continued to laugh until he felt like his ribs would break and even then used charka to laugh for a bit longer. Iruka sighed and sweat dropped at his assistant's behavior before using his demon head jutsu again and got them all quite before leading them back to the room. He immediately pulled out a clipboard and started calling the names upon it.

"Aburame Shina please follow me into the next room for the next part of the test."

Shina got up from her seat around Naruto and walked into to the next room along with Zabuza and Iruka. A few minutes later she came back with a headband around her neck, a small smile on her face proud of her achievement. The rest of the class walked in one after another and most came out with headbands. Finally everyone had finished and Iruka came back in. "Congratulations to all of you that have graduated. However you will all need to come back here tomorrow for team placements."

Training ground 43

Naruto had just arrived and was going through some jutsu's so he was prepared for the test he was sure that his teams jounin sensei would give them. Very soon the training ground was littered with gouges in the earth, burnt grass and trees, soaked ground, big hunk and small pieces of wood and even some glassy earth. When Naruto had finished practicing his ninjutsu skills he immediately walked over to the training dummies set up upon the field and slipped into a taijutsu stance. The taijutsu had no name yet as Naruto hadn't thought of one. He quickly beat up the training dummies to the point where it looked like someone had taken a sludge hammer to them. Sighing to himself as there was no one to try his genjutsu on he decided to skip that and immediately pulled down one of the sleeves of his shirt exposing what appeared to be a tattoo. Biting his finger and swiping it down the tattoo while simultaneously charging chakra into it a poof of smoke appeared. Once the smoke had cleared Naruto had grasped in his hand a katana. However this katana was special it was like a normal one except its blade was serrated and the handle was in the form of a demonic dragon which when chakra was channeled into it the right eye would turn grey while the left would turn blue. As an odd addition when the chakra was channeled a metallic like flame and ice like flame engraving would appear on the sides of the blades. The engravings glowed blue and silver respectably. He gave it a few test swings before turning to a tree and cutting straight through it. A few minutes later the trunk of the tree split in half before one half frosted over while the other turned metallic before rusting away. Smirking Naruto then settled into a kenjutsu stance before rapidly destroying some of the trees around him. Finishing the blond sealed the sword away before taking of his shirt and moved a hand over a seal upon his chest before chagrining some charka into he tilted forward for a few seconds before straightening although his shoulders were slumped a bit and he moved back to the Sarutobi compound slower than he had gotten to the training ground.

Academy Team Assignment

Everyone was seated and busy talking about teams and who they hoped to have on their team. Just as the class started to get too loud, Iruka and Zabuza walked into the room. It immediately quieted as the students waited to hear the teams.

"Right well seeing as how you are all quiet I will start naming the teams. Team one will be Yuzeki Haku, Hyuuga Nejira, and Chaihu Alamana. Your Jonin sensei will be Senju Inomi (2). Team two will be Karatsu Yugito, Aburame Shina, and Nara Shiimia. Your Jonin sensei will be Yuhi Kurenai. Team three will be Sparda Gabrial (3), Kaguya Kimia, and Sarutobi Sarumi. Your Jonin sensei will be Mitrashi Anko." Iruka shivered as he said this and the three girls felt dread, portending an omen of the horrible things to come to the three girls." Iruka announced a few more teams also saying that team six was still in circulation. "Team seven will be Akamichi Chouji, Inuzuka Kiba…" Kiba looked towards his new partner they both shrugged. Well one shrugged the other was to busy eating his potato chips. "…and Sasuke Uchiha. Your jounin sensei will be Hatake Kakashi." When he said this the Inuzuka promptly smashed his head on his desk muttering about stupid emo's (4). Team eight will be Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, and Yoshino Kaede. Your Jonin sensei will be Toka Uchiha (5). Team 9 is still in circulation. Team ten will be Uzumaki Naruto, Karama Yakumo, and Terumi Mei. Your Jonin sensei will be…. Well hmm it seems the Namikazekage wants to see you about your sensei." Almost everyone was happy with their teams. The girls even though Naruto wasn't on their team and they were slightly disappointed about that but new they could still hang out with him if they had the time. However Sakura and Ino were bemoaning the fact they hadn't made it onto *starry eyed* Sasuk-kun's team. Everyone especially said Uchiha just ignored their rants and proclamations of love for a boy they new nothing about. "Okay you all have some time for lunch before your Jonin sensei's come to get you so use it wisely." 'I feel sorry for the uchiha and his team although it's only slightly. Heh Kakashi.' Everyone shuffled out side and went off to do their own things. Naruto sighed before going to find his brown and auburn haired teammates to get to know them a little better. After all they would need to work together right?

They were all back in class and waiting when in walked a girl she was kind of on the tall side. Her breasts had not yet developed but where a nice A cup. Her hair was a light brown with white tips and was done up in two ponytails leading down her back. She was dressed in long black shinobi pants that clung to her slightly wide hips and a long sleeved dark red shirt that while snug didn't hamper any movement. All of this was covered by a jonin vest and she had her headband around her neck. "Team one come with me." Her voice was melodious and slightly loud though you would not notice unless you spent a few hour listening. The girls stared at her for a moment because her voice was happy and carefree. Shaking themselves out of the trance they had been in the girls got up and followed their sensei out the door. After this in walked a woman of average height with long black hair and red eyes. Her outfit consisted mostly of bandages but covered her modestly despite the fact. "Team two come with me please." The girls got up and followed their sensei not noticing her slight smile.

Just a bit after team two left a ball of black cloth crashed through the window. It suddenly shot out to kunai to reveal a banner. Anko Mitarashi, sexiest jonin in the Hidden Leaf Village. When the woman came through the window shortly after many of the boys didn't disagree with the banner, she was dressed in fishnet with a small deep red mini-skirt and a red trench coat that barely kept her breasts covered. Her hair was purple and her eyes a deep chocolate brown. "Team three follow me and we can begin the Tort… I mean Training." Anko was cackling gleefully at the scared graduates before taking out a kunai and running her tongue along it with a smile on her face. 'Kinky, but I like.' Team three shivered as one before slowly getting up and following their (crazy) sensei out the door and to a giant forest with big metal gates and all sorts of seals and signs upon it.

A few more minutes of waiting and in walked a girl slightly taller than them. She had sliver hair with black highlights that was pulled back into a ponytail that hung just above her shoulders although she had bangs that covered one eye. Her one visible eye is dark gunmetal grey. She also had not developed any really although her hips were slightly wider than most of the girls in the class. "Team eight follow me please." Her voice was low and sultry the kind that made the guys in the class shiver with excitement as perverted thoughts enter their heads. Yes even the Uchiha was affected though if anyone said anything he would deny, Uchiha's were above such a base emotion. Team eight got up slowly and at least one of them proceeded to follow their sensei the other two had paused for a moment or two before looking at the Uchiha all goo goo eyed. However after realizing what the other was doing they got into a fight that immediately degenerated into a brawl. What's worse they actually managed to rip of some of the others clothes and while Ino looked alright Sakura was flat as a board. Many of the guys immediately turned to look at Ino and looked on in frank appreciation before becoming bored and talking to each other about cool jutsu and such. Iruka Had just gotten the banner down when he noticed his to female students and blushing slightly in embarrassment he quickly knocked them out before walking into the hall where upon he met the girls sensei. Handing them to the girl he noticed her grimace in distaste before throwing them over her shoulder and taking off to a training ground. 'Hey if they want to rip each others clothes off then I am not going to take them to get new ones, Maybe it will teach them a lesson.'

A/N

If you have seen bleach think Kenpachi's Haori only dark red with a dark gold where the rips are.

Inomi Senju Tsunade's cousin. She is close to the same age as her students. Nawaki had a kid with one of his granduncles kids. Not considered bad seeing as how most clans promote incest. However the senju do not but do not frown upon the children if something should happen. It was however kept secret from everyone and it was assumed she was a distant cousin by the population and most Ninja.

I decided to add this character however that doesn't mean she will make it into the Harem. She will be Nero and Kyrie's child. No one however knows about their bloodline.

Sasuke's Clan was not wiped out but many of them were killed and Sasuke is the last male Uchiha and thereby treated like a wealthy merchant. However they are glad to still have Atsuko Uchiha (Itachi). Youngest to reach Anbu in a long time.

Toka is only half Uchiha the other half is senju. If you can't guess her mother is Toka Senju and like Inomi is almost the same age as her students.

He is only treated as a wealthy merchant because the Chaihu is not only better but more humble as well. Although Alamana is the last of the Chaihu clan. Nobody knows any of the Anbu except their anbu team and they are sworn to secrecy. It is punishable by death if someone blabs about their identity.

Do You guys have a preference on the sensei? Or should I just chose someone or make one for them?

I apologize for the wait but its tough to think things up without going by Cannon events.