Goose: Hey! I'm Goose, and this is my BFF, Dwarfy!

Dwarfy: ...Dwarfy?! Is that the best you can come up with?

Goose: But your so short!

Dwarfy: That's it. No more fries for you.

Goose: NUUU!!! But you don't even like the burnt ones! And think of all the things I've done for you!

Dwarfy: What have you done for me?

Goose: Let's see... I included you in this intro-thingy, wrote all those manga chapters for you, I eat your lunch when you leave the table... oops, did I just say that?

Dwarfy: YOU WHAT?! That's it. Today you die.

Goose: NUUUU!!! WHAT ABOUT THE READERS?!

Dwarfy: Goose does not own Shugo Chara. But I own her life...

Goose: I don't own Mew Mew Power, either (ick!)

Amu's POV

Oh. My. God.

It's Nadeshiko. NADESHIKO. As in NADESHIKO FUJISAKI.

I was about to pass out, but then I figured Nagihiko already passed out, and that would make it less dramatic and more redundant. I got that from Mew Mew Power. (A/N: I can't believe I remembered something from those days so long ago, before I ever heard of anime, when 4Kids was my idol… *shudder*)

Nadeshiko looked at me, and her face lit up. "Amu-chan!" she cried, "It's been so long!" Next thing I knew, I was being hugged.

Nagihiko chose this moment to wake up, look around, see Nadeshiko, and faint again. Silly boy.

Nadeshiko looked at her "brother" on the ground. "What happened to onii-chan?" she asked innocently. At the word "onii-chan", Nagihiko sat back up. Kukai and Tadase helped him to his feet.

"What. The. Heck. Is. Going. On," he demanded.

Yaya shrugged. "I'm guessing there was a negative reaction to the excessive mixing of nuclear matter."

We stared.

Nuclear?!

Everyone was silent until we heard a ping. We turned to Nadeshiko, who had in her hair, instead of a red ribbon, a pair of sakura blossoms.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEGATIVE?!" she roared. Nagihiko looked terrified. Whether if it was because Nadeshiko chara changed with his chara or because we were all gonna die because of it, we may never know.

Pulling a naginata out of nowhere, Nadeshiko glared at all of us.

"Who wants to die first?"

I swear, Tadase wet himself. And Yaya, too.

"Nagihiko, she's your sister, do something!" I hissed at him.

Nagihiko flinched, but nodded.

"Uh... Nadeshiko...?" he stuttered.

Nadeshiko turned around sharply and glared at him for a moment. Then her look of pure rage was replaced with one of utter joy.

"You can't control me!" she said happily.

"What?" Nagihiko was just as confused as I was.

"You can't control me! I'm free! I can do whatever I want! And I'm a girl! I'm free!"

Now it was our turn to glare. At Yaya.

"Really, Yaya, look at what you've caused," I said over Nadeshiko's singing.

"What the heck am I gonna tell my mom?!" Nagihiko cried. He had a point. It's not like you can just walk into your house and say, 'hey, mom, look, my friends were playing with nuclear chemicals and I just wanted to say that they accidentally made a Nadeshiko.'

This was a very big problem, indeed. Then another thought hit me.

"What about Temari?"

Nagihiko stared at me in horror.

"She's right," Tadase said. "Temari was a part of Fujisaki-kun, but now he has been separated with that part of him. So I suppose Temari now goes to Fujisaki-san."

Nagihiko fell to his knees.

"B-But! I can't just give Temari away!" he cried.

"We never said you had to. We're just saying that because Fujisaki Nagihiko and Fujisaki Nadeshiko are no longer the same person, you may not be able to chara change with Temari anymore."

Apparently, Yaya couldn't handle her serious surroundings, because she then cried out, "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF TWIN COMPATIBILITY?!"

"You make it sound like they're dating," I muttered.

Yaya hit me.

"Yaya's twin sister chara change's with Pepe-tan all the time!"

"Yaya... you don't have a sister..."

"Then who took Pepe-tan?"

"...Dear Lord, Yaya, YOU took Pepe."

"HOW COULD YAYA DO SUCH I CRUEL THING?! Yaya must return Pepe-tan to Yaya right away."

"Isn't this story supposed to be about us?"

Everyone stared at Nagihiko and Nadeshiko.

"I TOLD YOU! TWIN COMPATIBILITY!"

Our patience was wearing thin.

Let's just say Yaya won't be capable of giving Pepe back to herself anytime soon.

Dwarfy: suffocating Goose

Goose: being suffocated

Dwarfy: Review if you want her to live!! And we still have the Pretty Princely Tadamu (gag) corner... muah ha ha...

Ikuto: Some best friend you are.

Dwarfy: lets go of Goose to choke Ikuto

Goose: I'M FREE!!