Goose: I'm back! Again!

Dwarfy: Guess what! I can read Goose's mind!

Goose: No, you can't.

Dwarfy: Yes, I can.

Goose: Prove it.

Dwarfy: You're thinking that kazorashi and hopexescaliber are the awesome-est reviewers in the history of awesome reviewers.

Goose: …

Dwarfy: That means I'm right. Goose does not own Shugo Chara!

Normal POV

"Hurry up, we'll be late!" the purple-haired boy yelled to the identical-looking girl who was running several feet behind. The two 6th graders, after a hectic morning, were at least fifteen minutes behind schedule.

Now, if your wondering why said morning was so demonic, we'll begin by saying that it was, indeed, Nagihiko's fault. Nadeshiko, being the responsible child she is, tried to wake her brother up half-an-hour early, knowing that he would be very slow after what had happened the past few chapters. But Nagihiko, being the lazy bum he is, did not get up within the half-hour he had. Nor did he get up the twenty minutes after that. Hey, Nadeshiko was lucky that idiot got up at all. And now, because Nadeshiko was not the most athletic person out there, it obviously made it her fault that they were now sprinting to get to the academy before the gates closed.

At this point, Rhythm and Temari had given up on their bearer(s) and went ahead to sit on the fence surrounding the school. Seeing that the two were obviously not going to make it on time, Rhythm sighed and snapped his midget fingers.

Ping.

A pair of headphones appeared around the elder boy's neck, and he literally swept his little sister off her feet and, putting on a burst of speed, somehow managed to miraculously make it through the school gates in time. If you count Nagihiko losing his jacket to the gate's evil clutches on time.

Nagihiko and Nadeshiko sighed as the trudged into the classroom, where Amu, Tadase, and Rima were waiting for them. Now, being Guardians, various stalker-y characters were always watching the trio's every move, so when they looked up at the two purple-heads, so did everyone else.

It. Was. Bad.

There were several cries of, "Nadeshiko-sama!" before the unsuspecting girl was glomped by five dozen fanboys, most of which did not even attend Seiyo Academy. All this time, Nagihiko was thinking, Thank God I'm not Nadeshiko anymore.

After rescuing Nadeshiko from the fanboys, Amu, Rima, Tadase, and Nagihiko set up a little corner, where the Guardians could go emo about all of their personal issues. Don't ask me why, Yaya wanted an emo corner, and I am merely an author. There were various reasons the Guardians used said emo corner. The emo corner used itself because Tsukasa felt it necessary to name the emo corner "Happy-chan." The emo corner was not happy about this. Tadase used this corner to be depressed about being a failure at life. Amu used it to be depressed about not being able to choose who she loved, even though the corner told her she obviously loved Ikuto. Now Amu thinks she may be in love with Happy-chan as well. Rima used this corner to be depressed about how she hated Nagihiko. Nagihiko wallowed in his own self-pitying cross dresser memories. Yaya mourned at the schools lack of candy in the lunch program. Nadeshiko just stared with a 'what the heck?' look on her face.

Moving on from the topic of Happy-chan, Tsukasa also decided to be a total kerfuffle (A/N: Dwarfy: What? Goose: Shut up. I like saying kerfuffle. Dwarfy: I really worry about you...) and send the Guardians off to a We're-Gonna-Go-Watch-Penguins-Mate-And-Like-It Meeting. Of course, Ikuto was there. Everyone else left.

After recovering from the penguin meeting, which scarred the majority of the group for life, the Guardians headed for the Royal Garden, hoping to have a semi-normal rest-of-the-day. Obviously, that wasn't going to happen, because as soon as they set foot in the glass structure, there was an ear-splitting scream that they automatically knew was supposed to be a flirty laugh, coming from none other the Yamabuki Saaya.

"Fujisaki Nadeshiko!" that irritating moron cried out, "I will not lose Tadase-sama, Kukai-sama, Kairi-sama, Nagihiko-sama, or Suzuki-sama to you!"

Nadeshiko stared for a moment, totally horrified. Tadase? Ew, no way would she ever like him, no matter how respectful she acted on the outside. Kairi? Heck, she didn't even know who he was. Nagihiko? No, she definitely wasn't an Utau. Suzuki? Wasn't that Amu's demon fanboy that stalked her and the others everywhere they went and then got sent to a mental asylum? Or was that Rikka? No, that was definitely Rikka. Kukai... she wasn't going to answer that right now. As Yaya scolded Saaya on the proper ways to eat melting ice cream, Amu dragged Nadeshiko to the side.

"I noticed you flinched at everyone's name but Kukai," the pink-haired girl said sneakily. This annoyed Nadeshiko very much. Not because Amu noticed her reaction to Kukai, but because she was supposed to be the stalker-mind-reader of the duo.

"Listen, Amu-chan, I don't feel anything towards Kukai-"

"Who said you felt anything towards him?" Amu said, oblivious. Of course, Amu was hinting that Nadeshiko liked Kukai and she didn't even know it. Typical Amu.

"Anyway, since when did you call him Kukai? What happened to Souma-kun?" Nadeshiko flinched, realizing her mistake. She had sorta-kinda started calling Kukai 'Kukai' in her dreams, not that she dreamed about him or anything. No, dreaming weird dreams about guys was Amu's job. She should know, she used to be one of those guys.

Nagihiko looked over and saw Amu and Nadeshiko talking. Amu giggled. Nadeshiko blushed. Oh, Dear Lord, he thought to himself, Nadeshiko is blushing. It better not be about a guy, cause I don't wanna be in the I'm-Just-Like-Tadase Club... Then the author then proceeded to hit the boy for inventing such a club, for bashing Tadase was her job. Nagihiko just stood there, wondering why there was such a large lump forming on his now sore head.

Dwarfy: … What the heck was that?!

Goose: Kind of a stress relief chapter...

Dwarfy: You're stressed?! I'm the one who has to worry about what the heck you're going to have me say while the real me is at home enjoying life while I still can!

Goose: You mean sleeping, staring at pictures of Kukai, and then sleeping some more.

Dwarfy: Anyway, don't you have a test on the periodic table tomorrow?

Goose: … Aw, KERFUFFLE! (starts studying)

Dwarfy: Uh... R&R...?

Goose: Tin is Sn... Sodium is Na... Potassium is... Ack! What's potassium?! BTW, I'm a Nagi fangirl :)