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Who's up for another Lily/Jacob fight and maybe a Lily/Seth one, next chapter?
Maybe a bit of Seth POV?

I must be high, seriously that is the only explanation I can think of for the random laughter I have bursting out of me right now as I drive towards the Cullen's drive-way. Of course I was going to go see this spawn of satan, the infant imprint of my former friend. I was almost giddy with laughter, the visions of a little toddler making Jake play dress up and princess the possibilities were almost impossible. I was more happy about the fact that he would feel for her what I felt for Seth, that he finally understood and could eat his words. I still wasn't talking to him though.

Before I even got to the front door Edward was at my side, only he looked happy very, very happy. It was bright today and his skin had a shimmer to it more-so then normal as he dragged me past a wolf-Leah who was pacing and growling at him.

"Be careful around Bella she's been good around Jake and Seth but don't provoke her" he mumbles leading me into the living room where a very not normal looking Bella was holding a baby.

"Holy shit!" I yelp jumping back and hitting Edward's rock-hard chest with some rather impressive force on my part. They turned that idiot into a vampire, that means they broke the treaty! Oh god when Sam finds out he's going to storm in here..

"Jacob was able to give us permission" Edward answers, I feel my lip curl of course Jacob would want his little lover to be immortal. I glance over at the couch seeing Jacob who was pretty much glaring at Bella holding the spawn child and..

"What the hell happened to you!" I screech running over to Seth his arm was warped up in a sling. I didn't even know he was hurt which was weird because I could usually feel in on some level, I didn't even notice as I pushed Jacob out of the way to sit beside Seth tenderly stroking his shoulder.

"Don't worry just protecting Jacob from Bella"

I scoff, "What would you do that for, if he's going to imprint on an infant he should deal with the consequences". Beside me I could feel Jake sigh a little, his own concept coming to bite him in the ass. He understood now that it wasn't something we could control and ten bucks says he's feeling like a pile of shit for blowing up and blaming me.

Seth just smiles rolling his eyes, he loved Jake as if he was his actual brother so I didn't expect him to talk badly about him, unless he wasn't there. I shrug snuggling into Seth's other side glaring at Jake, and Bella, then the mutant child, before ignoring the amused glance I was getting for Edward. He wasn't even offended when I called his kid mutant child, this was a plus.

"So how was your day yesterday?"

"Well, the guys kidnapped me, told me" I pause, "the joyous news, they did leave out the part about Bella though" I growl glaring over at her, if Mom and Charlie got married I did not want to have a vampire step-sister no way no how.

"They kidnapped you?" Seth asks amused, well at least he wasn't angry I guess. I nod snuggling deeper into him accidently kicking Jake and ignoring his grunt.

"Come on Bells let me hold her" he whines, I roll my eyes letting Seth crush me tighter to his side, if this is what the Cullens had to put up with good luck. I could hear someone coming towards the room, "Seth I think you should be good now, why don't you come upstairs and we'll take another x-ray" Dr. Cullen says somewhat happily, Seth nods kissing my forehead before getting up to follow the handsome vampire. They had an x-ray machine in this house? Maybe they should have made Edward stand in there and subject his balls to a little gamma radiation before he went and knocked up his formally human bride.

You see in a perfect world this could have all been avoided when poor little Edward left, he should have stayed away. Though I think there's more to the story, something about Bella being an idiot and endangering her life, again. Bella could have continued to lead Jacob on, he would have wised up, we would have then dated been madly in love and I wouldn't be a friggen wolf. So all in all this is all Bella's fault, she should have just stayed living with her mother. All in all I could blame everything suck-ish in my life on Bella Swan-Cullen's existence.

"Would you like to hold her Lily?" Bella asks softly, I almost shiver, she even sounded like them now, thought I wasn't too sure if I wanted to hold the mutant child. Would I like to hold the spawn of the devil himself? Not bloody likely.

I could see Jake pouting beside me because she hadn't asked him which did make me reconsider the offer. So I guess this is her way of showing she's not all that horrible. Here hold my baby that may or may not rip your head off. Yeah and sorry for turning your old best friend into a love sick puppy, but my baby will fix that! Ten bucks says this baby starts some sort of war just because she exists. Death to the immortal child! Burn her ashes! Steak her heart! Down with vampires!

"Sureeeee" I smile, in what I hope was a creepy smile, just scare her a little. For a baby that was only a few days old she sure was big. I hold back a laugh as Bella suddenly looks like she was regretting her decision of asking me, if I was her I would regret it to big bad Auntie Lily was going to run off and ship the baby up the river! The river I tell you. Ugh did I just call myself Auntie Lily? Like HELL.

The baby was placed in my arms carefully I avoided looking up at her mother not wanting to see those blood red eyes up close. She was a cute mutant child that was for sure, her curls framing her soft features just right, it was her brown eyes that got me though, so big and trusting that I almost forgot she was a half-breed. I didn't forget however that she was half-vampire and was debating sticking my fingers in her mouth just to see what would happen.

"Say 'Hi' to Lily, Ness" Bella instructs, Ness? like the Loch Ness Monster? Ha Jake and a monster, seems to fit. She reaches a tiny hand out to touch my cheek, aw how cut-Hey Nessie, maybe Lily will come see you today eh? She's a little mad at me but I deserve it I guess, I know she'll like you eventually so if she seems a little mean it's my fault not yours okay? I stare down at the child wide-eyed, what in the hell was that?

"Lily? what did she show you?" Bella asks softly walking closer, I shake my head glancing over at Edward who was nodding encouragement. "Yes I'm Lily, and Jake really shouldn't have you apologize for him should he?" I ask the baby who just giggles in return pressing her palm to my face again. "Ow she bit me!" Jake whines, the blonde vampire laughing at his face. I laugh poking her little nose, "Good girl, whenever he's naughty make sure to do that". I tell her bouncing her slightly in my arms. She wasn't horrible I guess, maybe one day we would be friends, just her and I of course.

"Don't encourage her Lily"

"Bite me Lassie" I growl glaring over at Jake who looked a little stunned at my outburst towards him. I don't know why really, sure he was all high on Nessie and imprinting but not all of us get to spend time with our imprints when we like. Some of us have imprints that run patrols for arse-hole Alphas.

I could hear a rumble of laughter from upstairs, there was no doubt in my mind that it was the big bulky one and his wife. I was a little shocked that the blonde wasn't hovering around didn't she see this child as her own or something, she had been rather forceful about us not killing the baby, Bella was never mentioned. Stupid selfish vampire.

"Lily, watch it" Edward warns, I look at him with a shrug. What it's not like anyone could hear me but him.

"No Embry Call that is a lie, you can make more then PB&J, you are not incapable of grabbing ham and cheese out of the fridge and I know for a fact" I poke his chest,"that you can make grilled cheese and a whole bunch of other things".

"But it taste so much better when you make it" he whines, yes whines like the little dog he is. I was so kindly woken up this morning with him slamming open my bedroom door, it didn't startle me to much my mother on the other hand wasn't all too happy with him walking in without permission.

"Embry Call you cut out that whining this minute or I will call your mother and inform her you are not here to help me fix the car" my mom yells from the living room, I smirk ah sweet success.

Ring,rin-"Hello" I answer the phone somewhat annoyed, how dare someone call this house what where they thinking.

"Uh, Lily? It's Charlie, is you're mother there?" he sounded confused and slightly scared his voice was higher then usual.

"MOM, PHONE ITS CHARLIE!" I yell unnecessarily loud as I hear her jump from the couch and rush into the kitchen pushing me away from the phone. It had a cord it wasn't like she was going to get any privacy while Embry and I were in here we could hear everything.

"Why is he calling you Mom?" Embry mutters, I wrinkle my nose throwing some meat on to some bread. "You don't even want to know man". I shake my head.

"And then he just started talking off his clothes! Next thing I see is a wolf standing in front of me!"

"Charlie calm down, do you want to meet at the Cullen's or just come here afterwards?"

I look over at Embry with a shrug, looks like Charlie was finally going to see his precious Bella. We attempted to give my Mom some privacy by taking our food into the living room which she had set up camp for the day in. A few moments later she came in muttering to herself trying to push the pair of us further down the couch so she could reclaim her spot.

"Apparently" she says after a few minutes making Embry and I laugh into our hands, we could tell she was pissed but waited to see why, "Jacob thought it would be a good idea to show Charlie what he was. Poor man was so confused when Jacob started stripping he thought he was going to have to get his gun out! At least the boy had some sense to tell him that he could talk to any of us about it, he's going over to the Cullen's for a bit then he'll come here". she explains, I snort picturing Jacob as he striped in front of a very confused Charlie. I so wish someone had taped that.

"Aw Sam's going to be pissed, he already basically told Bella way back when doesn't he know how to not break the treaty!?" Embry complains. Wait what?

"What do you mean he told Bella? I thought we weren't allowed to tell anyone?"

Embry gulps shifting his eyes now between the door and I, oh hell was this something else I could be pissed at Jake for?

"Well technically he didn't tell her...", "but technically he did?"

"More or less"

"And you or Quil couldn't technically not tell me I suppose" I grunt my nostrils flaring, stupid jerks can let little whiny arse girl toys in on everything but me, nope!

"Awh come on Lils, don't be mad" Embry begs ignoring my mom who was laughing at the two of us, we had been friends for years so she was used to hearing this sort of thing. The boys often left me out of stuff when we were younger and I wasn't too happy.

I snort standing from the couch stomping into the kitchen throwing my plate in the sink before heading for the door. "By the way I spat in your sandwich". Stupid jerk.

"Awh look the little baby remembered she was a wolf"

"Oh stuff it Leah" I growl, she was the only one I could hear so I was assuming that Seth and Jacob were up at the house being all protective and what not.

"OH I was wondering when you'd find out about that. Not to mention if she didn't figure it out she caught him and Paul fighting, boys not to subtle. Speaking of subtle, you should see what he did to Charlie" she laugh bitterly, I knew she was pissed off that he showed Charlie he has also let out her little secret as well.

"So, are you going to run with us again or are you going to continue being a whiny little bitch in a way that would but the spawns mother to shame?"

I laugh, she didn't want to outright ask me to come back, I knew she missed me but she had her own way of showing it. She grumbles at my thoughts making me know I was right. "You try living with your brother and an exceeding annoying ego-maniac in your head, alone" she stresses the last word, I could almost feel the disappointment rolling off her. I run to catch up with her making my way onto Cullen land, I had been half waiting for Sam or someone to come out and grab me I hadn't phased for awhile but this felt nice.

"So I hear you're still ignoring Jacob, I don't blame you"

"Oh now I know I'm being a bitch if you approve" I tease, her scoffing at me mentally as I join her sitting outside of the Cullen house. It felt weird to be here now, I was used to being inside surrounded by that choking oder.

So thats where we sat, and sat, and sat some more.

I was seriously contemplating chasing my tail I was so bored, Leah had fallen asleep and I could hear bits and pieces of conversation from inside as everyone throughly freaked Charlie out.

"Things with Seth going well?"

"You honestly want to talk about my relationship-ish thing with your brother?" I question holding back a laugh, it was pretty obvious we were bored as hell. I just wanted to see Seth and I was hoping Edward would have heard my mental screams by now, apparently he was ignoring me.

"Not really I guess, but" she hesitates slightly,"I know you can't hurt him, but try not to none the less. I know Jake and you have all this shit going on because he's an idiot but be easy with Seth..he love you a lot..it's rather disgusting actually". she mutters the last part making me laugh. I nudge her slightly with my body showing her I understood.

There was no denying in my wolf genes that I love Seth with every fire of my being, he was made for me, he was my soul mate. It didn't help though that my old conflicting emotions kept being brought up, I knew it was a little hard on him especially with me avoiding Jacob. Maybe I should have a talk with him?

"-and then I got so bored one day, hell I watched a movie called The Meerkats, a whole hour talking about those little bugger monkey-cat-dog things-"

"What in the hell are you talking about Leah?" I interrupt her, she growls in irritation before replying, "must be the vamp fumes, I think I'm getting high".

A noise at the door makes us both turn, their they were Jacob and Seth, and like the boys they were they were peeling off their clothes.

"I'm Jacob Black and I think I'm one hot piece of ass"

"I'm the Loch Ness Monster and I would like to bite that hot ass"

"Oh Nessie you're so..so.."

"-dangerous, oh I know, now take me now before my freak Aunt hears of our plans!" Leah pretends to swoon, making the pair of us cackle like hyenas.

"Are you two quite finished?"

"Nope"

"Not even close oh fearless leader" I snap trotting over to the boys with Leah I personally thought we were pretty freaking hilarious.

"Of course you thought so babe"

"Did you just call me babe?" I choke, making an odd rumbling noise, I couldn't decided if I liked the sound of that or not.

"WHY are you here Lily?" Jacob interrupts before I could even continue my chat with Seth, he always said the oddest things when we were in wolf form and then when he was cute I couldn't kiss him. I know, so depressing.

"Em pissed me off by letting loose some of your secrets, so it was either hang out and keep Leah company or chase my tail in the back yard before Charlie got there to freak out".

"Fascinating isn't it boys"

"Shut your jaw you were contemplating it too!" I whine looking at the older girl with what I hope was a glare, it was hard to tell these days what anyone was feeling. Sure I could feel Leah's pain when she thought no one was paying attention, and now I felt just giddiness from Jacob and apprehension but no one talked about the feelings they were having.

"What are you made at me for now" Jacob asks annoyed, stressing the last word.

Jerk.

"You more or less told Bella about everything last year and didn't even give me a freaking clue, that's what I'm pissed about your a horrible friend I hope that little girlfriend of yours kills you in your sleep one day" okay I didn't mean the last part but still, he's not very nice and I was rather hurt more then angry now.

"How about you two just go work things out, I'm sick and tired of listening to this crap, Lils I love you and everything but you two are driving me nuts with your shit" Seth snaps angerily, the other three of us snap our heads towards him as he growls taking off into the, "no disrespect Jake but I think I'm going to run home for awhile clear my head, if you need me send Leah". he stresses her name making my heart clench. He didn't want me, I was driving him nuts way to go Lily if there was a way to un-imprint you sure as hell found it.