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Sometimes I go to diferent POVs

I don't own Harry potter.....or Twilight

Camera Guy: OMG, have you read Twilight?

Harry: Er, no...

Ron POV

Hermione sat down in the Great Hall the next day, setting a book on the table.

"Whatcha got there?" Harry asked, chugging my pumpkin juice.

"It's the hottest new book." Hermione started.

"Oh great," I whispered to myself.

Hermione continued, pretending not to hear, "It's called 'Twilight'. I checked it out yesterday from the library. I'm almost done. Then I can check out 'New Moon'." She said excitedly.

"Oh no…" I said darkly, "She's joined the cult." I looked at her and whispered, "Why did you have to join the dark side?"

She looked rather offended, "You're just saying that because you can't read."

What the…!

"What's it about?" Harry asked quickly.

"Oh, wonderful things!" She said dreamily and walked away.

"That was weird." Harry looked at me "Hey, I might be joining the dark side soon, too." he said, and then walked off to the library.

"Oh my Merlin, I need a new best friend then." I whispered to myself. I looked up and saw the perfect guy. Malfoy.

"Hey, Malfoy!" I shouted.

He stopped, "Weasley." He stated, "What do you want?"

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"What do you mean? I always talk to you like you're a chunk of crap." He said, dumbfounded.

I pretended not to hear, "No, I mean, you're all alone… and sad…" I said.

"Well, it's not my fault all my friends are obsessed with Twilight." He said, disgusted of saying 'the name'.

"I know what you mean, dude." I said, shaking my head, "They're joining the cult."

Malfoy's eyes brightened, like someone finally understood him. He sat down infront of me on the Gryffindor table.

"Want to be my new best friend?" We both said excitedly at the same time, "Yes!" We both laughed.

The next few days were both great and horrible.

Horrible because I saw my old friends become obsessed with 'that book' (as Malfoy and I called it). I saw them actually start a discussion Twilight group. Each minute moving closer to the dark side.

Great because Draco and I are, like, BFFs now. We do everything together. Gossip about those Twilight freaks, copy off of each other's homework together, and our nails together even… But that's a secret.

I walked in the common room and saw Harry and Hermione crying together on the couch.

I ran up, "W-what happened?" I asked, bewildered.

"Ed-Edward b-broke up with B-Bella." Hermione sobbed.

"Oh my God," I yelled, "You two are losers." I said and left.

The next few days got even weirder. I started seeing people walk around with Team Edward or Team Jacob t-shirts.

"That just isn't right." Malfoy said next to me.

"It's, like, totally… wrong." Was all I could say.

Malfoy rolled his eyes and together we went to our next class.

We might never be able to understand these people.

These horrible, sick people.

Ok, so tell me what you think.

These chapters arn't really conected to each other. They are there own story. Thats why this story is always complete. But i'll update soon.

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