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Maurader's time: 7th year
Camera Guy: So what did you do today?
Lily: I listened to James and Sirius recite a poem about what they did today.
Chapter Four
It was a chilly and so-far boring Saturday at Hogwarts.
Lily was sitting in the common room after a party for Gryffindor for winning the quidditch match today.
She awaited her boyfriend as he climbed from the portrait hole. "Hello, sweet pea." James greeted as he plopped on the hard couch next to Lily. "So, what's up?"
"Oh nothing," Lily replied truthfully to her boyfriend. Well, what else would she be doing? She's sitting on a couch.
Sirius soon also climbed from the portrait hole. He sat across from James and Lily and rubbed his little fat belly. "That was a refreshing dinner, wasn't it Lily?"
"You owe me." She squinted her eyes at him, as if he was some old foe.
"It was an accident, honestly!" Sirius sniggered.
"Well, it won't be an accident when you DIE, honestly." Lily stood up.
"Whoa, whoa!" Sirius got up, "All I did was spill a little bit of soup on your beautiful, long hair," Lily growled, but Sirius continued, "That's nothing to die for!"
"Anyway," James said, changing the subject, "What do you guys want to do?"
Lily and Sirius both sat down again, still eyeing each other evilly.
Nobody answered James.
"Well, you know what Moony always says:" Sirius said on a happier note, "When in doubt of what to do, compose a poem of what happened to you!"
"Strange, how that phrase rhymes…about making rhymes…" James said mysteriously.
Lily smacked him upside the head for being stupid.
"Well, I'll start." James said. He cleared his throat and hung one arm around Sirius's neck; Sirius did the same.
Lily raised her eyebrows, wondering what comes next.
"I chased a beaver," Sirius started,
"Licked a box," James added,
"Spilled some soup" Sirius sniggered,
"On your red locks" James finished,
"Yelling 'hobo'"
"Smelling cheese"
"Telling Peter"
"Not to sneeze"
"We also rode"
"On a hippogriff"
"I caught the snitch" James said proudly,
"In a real jiff." Sirius complimented,
"Thought to grow"
"Two more toes"
"Glued some parchment"
"To Snape's nose" They both laughed.
Lily opened her eyes in amazement.
"I know," James said, "it was hilarious, you should have seen his face!"
"No, I mean, what sort of poem was that?" Lily said.
James and Sirius stopped, "We thought you'd like it." Sirius said.
"You licked a box, Sirius?" Lily sniggered.
"It was a...peppermint." Sirius huffed.
Lily rolled her eyes, "Expect Remus to come up with something stupid to try on you boys. Well, I'm off to the library." Lily said; with one last kiss to James, she was off.
"Well," Sirius said, sitting down, "I hoped she'd laugh."
James frowned, "Me too, mate…Me too…"
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