"I swear sometimes It's too much to bare." Marlene complained as she and Skipper climbed the side of her habitat in hopes to avoid them for a while longer. Skipper was still a little flushed from the ordeal, it was like all her entire family cared about was having her having a child.
"Sorry Skipper, I know this isn't exactly what you expected to be doing when you met my family." Marlene smiled genuinely at him and than turned back to the rock wall focusing on climbing upward.
"If I ever wanted you to meet them." She muttered sourly, luckily Skipper didn't hear her. He continued after her, watching carefully to where he put each flipper. Marlene looked down at him, she'd reached the top and Skipper was just about there.
They could hear the faintest sound oh yelling and arguing as Skipper scurried up the wall. Marlene waited for Skipper to jump over the wall, before she herself jumped down. Skipper caught her in his flippers with a smile and a full hearted laugh.
Marlene pecked him on the cheek before grabbing his flipper and walking along. It was a beautiful morning for the zoo to be closed, and Marlene didn't want to spend it waving at strangers all day, sometimes she felt like a show doll, or a store manikin.
She was happy walking with Skipper down the paths of the zoo, while her parents embarrassed the heck out of Carlene Private. Suddenly she stopped, was it far to do that to them. Skipper stared at her confused by her instant stop, "Is it far to leave them?" she asked.
Skipper smiled at her, she was always thinking of others. "Ok we can go back and hear your mother think you're pregnant." Marlene pulled on his arm away from her habitat. "Not a chance Combat Cadet." she laughed as she pulled him along, he followed quickly with a blissful smile.
They were silent for a moment, the other animals in the zoo were happily enjoying their day off. Julien watched them cautiously from his throne, waiting for just the perfect moment to put his plan into action.
"So what's Darrin like, he seems a little out of his league." Skipper broke through the silence, Marlene smiled and laid her head on Skipper shoulder as they walked.
"He's so sweet and caring if you get to know him, but he's a bit over protective. I have a feeling Private is his victim right about now. But since Carlene is older he seems to get more protective around me." Marlene happily explain, Skipper nodded his head in acknowledgement.
"he thinks he's all tough, and when he gets mad he really is, but other times he just a rough housing little pup again." Marlene giggled as she thought about all the times he'd been overprotective and gotten himself into a fight he couldn't handle.
"Hello neighbor." Julien said as he jumped in front of them, Marlene jumped backwards, and Skipper jumped forward into a fighting stance. Julien smiled deviously and walked past Skipper, and put an arm over Marlene's shoulder, making Skipper flush with anger.
"Hello Marlene, do you know that you are being bright with light." Julien complimented with a charming smile, Marlene raised an eye at him "Uh thank you?" She said it as if it were a question, was that him being nice or was he trying to get off the hook.
"You are just glowing today, it's a sign from the sky spirits." Julien wiped his hand across the sky in a big picture kind of way. Skipper tried desperately not to kill the ringtail, whose arm was still wrapped around Marlene, a little bit to comfortably.
Marlene nodded her head and pretended to play along. "Sky spirits huh, ok what's the sign?" Julien laughed mildly before responding. "That you are to good, for this silly billy penguin, and that you are needed at higher kingly status."
Marlene was struck dumb for a moment, but Skipper was built with anger. "Don't try and get yourself off the hook with flattery ringtail, if anything you're only putting yourself on deeper." he said pointing a flipper at Julien with a cross eyed look.
Marlene shook herself from his grasp and back over to Skipper as quickly as she could. Julien stood with a cocky smile on his face as he stared after Marlene with a hungry look in his eyes. "Don't be playing the games of tricks and lies, don't pretend you don't remember when you were madly in love with me." He answered dramatically.
Marlene let her jaw drop to the ground, she didn't know what on earth he was talking about. Skipper tilted his eyes downward at Julien. "It was the outside ringtail, she wasn't to it, she went wild." He said defensively, Marlene let memories fill her mind which created a shudder go down her back.
Julien laughed, as Skipper led Marlene back to the habitat, her face filled with embarrassment. Skipper stared at Julien with daggers coming from his eyes. Julien didn't shutter in fear or anything, he stared after Marlene with an expression of care.
"Julien, are you trying to get yourself killed?" Maurice asked rushing to his kings side, Julien stopped staring after Marlene and looked at the shorter lemur below him.
"Marlene is the most strongest meanest animal I have ever seen Maurice, certainly some one I wouldn't want against me." Julien explained to his right hand man.
"What about Skipper, he'll kill you if you do anything like that again." Maurice exclaimed instantly, he shrunk in fear at the thought of what Skipper would do to them, actually do to Julien, Maurice didn't do anything that would get Skipper mad at him.
"My silly chubby friend, nothing of the sort could possibly happen to the king." Julien announced throwing his hands into the sky. Maurice let out a low annoyed grown, "I'm big boned." He murmured angrily, yet Julien ignored him.
-"Skipper what did I do in the wild?" Marlene asked almost ashamed of himself, Skipper stared at her, she had her paws glued to her cheeks trying to cover up the redness. Her eyes were glued to the ground, and she walked slowly, Skipper flustered for a moment unsure if he should tell her.
"Well," He started grimly,
"Where have you too been?" Martha scolded quickly, unaware she had just saved Skipper's life. Marlene looked up instantly plastering on a fake smile for her mother.
"Just out visiting some friends." Marlene lied, Julien was no friend and they didn't go to visit him. Martha raised an eye at them suspiciously, but that stepped aside so they could come back inside. Before Marlene could walk two steps, a strange music started playing.
(warning, small Children might not find this appropriate, but hey it's just a song.)
They turned to see Julien dancing and his Stereo on full blast, Marlene blushed not liking where this was going, Than Julien opened his mouth and Started singing.
"Sweat baby sweat baby s*x is a Texas drought. Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about. So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel n*ts. Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Eager and you're getting two thumbs up. You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds. I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns. Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time."
Marlene turned a deep red, and she didn't know if it was embarrassment or anger, but Skipper was obviously red from anger, not just anger it was furry it was hate, it was the signature on the contract that said Skipper could Kill Julien.
Ok the Song is The bad Touch by Blood hound Gang, (it had to be done) Idk Shoud i bump this up to T? Tell me what you think, (oh and How should Skipper Kill Julien