Nami looked at the two of them with an unbelieving face, ".... Are you serious!?"
Sanji shook his head vigorously with a wide smile. He was so red with perversion as he talked to the beautiful navigator it made the green man behind him, wishing he was here, sick.
"You want me to SEDUCE Luffy?" She couldn't believe what she was hearing.
Zoro shook his head.
Sanji continued to smile, "Just a little bit Nami-swan.."
".... Why!?"
"Because, I am trying to prove to Marimo that Luffy is.... sadly..... Um... How should I put this..."
Zoro rolled his eyes, "I'll be blunt Nami, dumbass here thinks Luffy's gay."
Sanji gasped, "Hey! You're suppose to EASE her into it!"
Nami was speechless for a moment, her mouth opened in shock, "Why do you think that???"
Sanji tried explaining, "Well, for several reasons I have suspicions. But don't worry about that, we just need you (and you sexy ass body! *mental nose bleed*) to see if you can get a 'rise' out of him. If so, then he's not gay, that simple... But I think I will be right on this one.... (as usual)."
Nami stood there for a moment... then...
*WHAM!*
She hit Sanji on the head, "THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!" And she stormed off angrier than either man had ever seen.
Zoro looked surprised, "Wow, didn't think she'd go that over board."
Sanji was 'heart broken', "Why... Why did she hit?!?"
Zoro smirked, "You do realize your Plan B was the same thing I used to black mail you into betting your testicles getting hit in the first chapter right?"
Sanji was wide eyed, "WHAT?! OH CRAP!!!"
Zoro got up and patted Sanji on the head, "I've decide to end this once and for all. Come on Dartboard, let's go do MY Plan B."
Sanji looked at him confused, "YOUR Plan B, what was your Plan A!?"
"Sit around and watch you fail. The getting hit a lot was just a great bonus."
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Nami ran up to her room and slammed the door behind her. They were small, but she still had faint tears in her eyes.
She sat on her bed and curled up her legs and put her face in her knees.
She seemed to be.... sulking???
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"So... What are we doing again?" Once again Luffy was dragged to the village on this island by Sanji and Zoro, this time, it was ZORO who insisted on... something.
Zoro smirked at Luffy's question, and at Sanji in general. "You'll see..."
After about 20 minutes more of walking, they came to their destination.
"Ah! Customers!" A man came out from the open door of the building. "Welcome to my BROTHEL, I'm Lenny."
Sanji's jaw dropped, "A BROTHEL!?!?"
Zoro chuckled, "Yup... A brothel."
Luffy, of course, was quizzical, "What a brothel."
Lenny was taken back by that statement, "What's a brothel?!? My good man, you need to come in here IMEDIATLY!"
Sanji's tone then changed as he realized what this might mean for HIM, "I AGREE!!" and he fluttered into the building with Zoro and Luffy behind them.
Lenny pointed to a man chilling behind the check in counter, "This is my business partner Bobby."
Bobby: "What's up."
Then he pointed at some other men, "These guys are my 'clean up' crew, they take care of the business after the deed, know what I mean, eh?" He nudged Sanji, who now had heart eyes, "OH I DO!! WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!?!?"
Lenny nodded, "Of course, the women. You guys are lucky, rush hour just ended and the ladies just finished their baths. So you've got most of them to choose from."
Sanji almost fainted, "AWSOME!!!!"
Zoro shook his head.
Luffy was still barley understanding what was going on, "What girls?"
Lenny was dumb founded, he went over to Zoro, "Is that guy ok?"
"He's.... He just grew up away from this kind of stuff... And as his buds were opening his eyes."
Lenny smiled, "I got ya, and boy will his eyes be open."
He went over to a fat red headed bearded guy who was sleeping. "HEY JEFF!! WAKE UP FATTY!"
He pushed Jeff out of his chair and the fat guy woke up, "AH! WHA- I'M UP!?!?"
"Go get the women fatty!"
"Oh... uh, Right away Lenny." And Jeff went to the back rooms.
Three other men sat in the corner bored out of their minds.
Dale: "This is bullshit. Why are we working for LENNY AND BOBBY!?"
Srg.: "They made a better investment than I did.... How stupid I was to invest in AIRPLANES!" (Remember, this is One Piece, no planes..... YET (Here's hoping))
Marty: "... Well... It's not that bad... Free chicks..."
Dale: "I guess, I miss shooting people."
Srg : "I agree with you there. But free Pu-tang is the next best thing!"
Dale: "Srg. PLEASE, NEVER use that word again."
Jeff came back with 8 beautiful women. They lined up single file and Lenny went down the row introducing them.
"Alright, now keep in mind we have girls that do threesomes. Some with guys, some with each other."
Sanji vigorously shook his head, "YES!!!"
Zoro shook his head.
Luffy looked at all the women, "What are we doing with them again?"
"First, we have SAKURA. Then INO... I wouldn't recommend them together... They kind of are about what does what and goes where and.... well, one guy lost his junk."
Zoro and Sanji had terrified faces. Luffy obviously didn't know what 'junk' meant.
"Yeah... a blood day that was."
Dale: "YEAH! I REMEMBER! I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP!"
"Hey! Stay back there! No one is talking to you!"
Sakura: "This bitch was hogging him!"
Ino: "Now real man wants your loose ass any ways."
Sakura: "MY ASS IS NOT LOOSE!!"
Ino: "That's not what I meant, but that is probably two."
Sakura: "FUCKING WHORE!"
Lenny: "SRG! DALE! Come break this up! Now, next is Tamari... awesome one she is. Then we have what we call the Bosom twins... Rangiku and Otihime."
Sanji just fainted from blood loss of the nose....
"All right, then we got Yoriuichi... OH MY GOD do they LOVE Yoriuichi.... Then there's Soi Fon, aggressive little one. She handles mostly the bondage stuff and female domination... And also had a pretty sweet double act with Yoruichi, our most EXPENSIVE act I remind you."
Zoro smiled, "I can do expensive.... Bondage... not too much."
Luffy scratched his head, "What's bondage?"
"Hmmmm.... It seems Tenten and Hinata aren't here... must be busy. But lastly we have the least attractive.... Rukia."
Rukia: "HEY!"
Lenny: "Just face it. You're not a hot at the rest of them. So! Which ones you guys want!?"
Sanji struggled getting back up, "I.... want... the hot one...."
Zoro helped Sanji up, "Let Luffy decide first, he's the whole reason why we're here."
Lenny: "Where did he go?"
Zoro and Sanji looked behind them and Luffy was gone.
"LUFFY!?" Zoro went looking for him witch cause Sanji to fall again as he was using Zoro as a prop.
"Crap! Where did he go!?"
To Be Continued...