~Author's note~

First of all, I want to tell you that all of you awesome people are insane!...And I love you! :D

Some people have been telling me that they found it a little confusing that England's actions are written as "he" even though he's a girl now...I completetly understand how you mean (even I forget that he's a girl now sometimes O_O) but I feel more comfortable with writing it as he...As sleepysheep45 said, "he's still a man on the inside" XD BUT if alot of people request it, I'll write it as "she"! :3

Although I think we all can agree about one thing though...Arthur needs therapy for his temperament d(=w=)b

This chapter is kind of short (actually the shortest one so far), but HERE GOES!~

Chapter 3:

Fuck. That was all that was going through his brain. He had totally screwed this up. Fuck.

"You are England aren't you? What's up with you? Why are you dressed up like a girl? Where did your eyebrows go?" America was getting closer to him with eyes as big as footballs.

"N-no I'm most definitely not England!" Maybe he could trick America into thinking that he wasn't England if he was lucky. America laughed loudly.

"Haha! Don't try with me! You totally gave it away when you bashed me about the scones! Come ooon, tell me why you look like that!" England sighed. There was no use anymore to try to hide it huh? Fucking scones.

"..Fine! Yes it's me. I searched after a spell and tried a random one I found, and well…You can see what the result was." He pointed at himself. "Don't you dare to tease me about it though or I'll slice you open with a rusty kitchen knife!" America raised his eyebrows, looking amused and surprised at the same time.

"What kinda spell were you searching for that would make you look like THAT?" A spell that would make you admit that I do have cute points.

"I-it's nothing I have to tell you about! Anyways, just help me to search for a reverse spell since you already know and all! I want to become a man again as soon as possible!" He continued to browse through the book he had been checking through before the coward git had attacked him. America took one of the books from a bookshelf and opened it.

"Iggyyyyy…!" he whined loudly.

"What? And stop calling me that, you know that I don't like it!"

"I can't reeeead this stuff! It just weird words all over the place and it looks booooring!" He dropped the book to the floor and started to look at the other books in England's library, searching for a comic book.

"Firstly, it's called "latin"! And seco-!"

"HEY IGGY LOOK, A BOOK ABOUT ASTEROIDS!" America interrupted and pointed to one of the books in front of him. England rolled his eyes and felt how the migraine reminded him that it still was there.

"STOP calling me that! You're like a little child!" he snorted and crossed his arms. America laughed and ruffled England's now-long hair.

"Don't be so angry Iggy! I'll make sure that you return to normal! A hero would never leave a damsel in distress!" England felt how his face went as red as one of Spain's tomatoes as he tried to fix his hair. Stupid hormones!

"I'm NOT your damsel in distress! AND STOP CALLING ME "IGGY" ALREADY!"

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The sun had settled hours ago and they still sat in the library, England searching through his spell books while trying to ignore the babbling American. England felt how a yawning was on its way. "Maybe I should give up for today and get some sleep" he thought and rubbed his eyes.

"Aren't you going home anytime soon?" he snorted at America. America on the other hand just beamed of happiness and didn't seem the least tired.

"Well I thought that I could stay here for tonight since it's this late already! Besides, it'll be closer for me to the meeting tomorrow." England froze on the spot. Meeting…meeting…mee…ting?

"BLOODY FUCKING HELL! THE MEETING!" He just remembered; they had decided on having this World Meeting during 2 days in order to actually be able to decide about something. Which meant that it was tomorrow. And he had to be there too. England buried his head in his hands. Why, oh why would fate not stop screwing around with him?

"What's wrong with you?" America asked, completely oblivious as usual.

"What's wrong with me? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? I'll tell you what's wrong with me! I'm stuck in a bloody female's body and there's an important World Meeting tomorrow AND YOU ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" England panted quickly, now standing on his feats because of the outburst.

"Woah woah, easy there pal! Don't get so worked up." America replied, waving with his hands as a sign of defeat. England sighed and buried his head in his hands again.

"What am I supposed to do…?" America sat quietly and gazed at the blond girl for about a minute. Suddenly he jumped up from his chair, screaming "I GOT IT!" He smiled excitedly towards the chocked Briton. "I got it!" he repeated and rushed to the door. England followed him with a frown on his face.

"What the bloody hell are you talking about?" America turned around when he reached the front door. Sky blue eyes met emerald green eyes.

"I've got a plan!" England rolled his eyes.

"YEAH I GOT THAT PART! What kind of plan is it?"

"Now that's a secret! Otherwise it wouldn't be any tension right? Nothing for the viewers to look forward to!" England sighed. America would never stop with his Hollywood-themed life, now would he? "Anyways, this might take a few hours but I'll hurry back here as fast as I can. You can go to bed for now." America ruffled his hair again. "Don't worry Iggy, I'll get you back to normal. I promise." England felt how a blush was trying to creep up his cheeks once again. DAMN HORMONES! He simply nodded, not sure if he would thank or question the Yankee. America turned around and opened the front door.

"Don't you dare to sneak into my bed though when you come back, you git!" America laughed and waved as he exited the house.

~End of Chapter 3~

You know what people? I've actually written until chapter 7 now :D (H-HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE STONES IN YOUR HANDS, LEMME EXPLAIN!) The reason to why I'm not posting them is because I want to be able to update even if I get a writer's block...(which probably will happen soon ;;_;;) so there won't be such a long time between the chapters! That sounds good right?...Right? Let go of those stones already...

BUT if you want some updates on how the writing goes, go check my profile! I'll update everytime I'm done with writing a chapter or if I have any kind of news! ;D Next chapter will be up on Thursday or Friday!

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