~Author's note~

Wow everyone! Thank you SO much for all of your awesome suggestions about what America was going to suggest! I had SO much reading them! XD YOU ALL DESERVE COOKIES! (Espacially you! YEAH YOU, I'M LOOKING AT YOU! -shot for being hyper for no reason-)

About this chapter...it's probably the shortest one so far, and...I don't know if I would call it a filler really, but nothing much happens in it...but to make up for it, I made the chapter 6 1800 words long with ALOT happening! :D Hm? You wanna know what's happening? Weeeeell...ENTER AWESOMENESS! That's all I'm gonna tell ya! -shot-

Chapter 5:

England nervously crumpled a piece of paper in his hands while walking down the long corridor with America by his side. They had entered the building where the World Meetings were being held and in just a few seconds, they would walk through the door that led to the meeting room. He bit on his lips. What if the plan didn't work? What if everyone would recognize him? He would be so ashamed that he wouldn't mind if the whole fucking sky would fall down on him! As they reached the enormous door leading to the meeting England grabbed America by his jacket and pulled him to the side.

"Okay, we're going through this one more time! I'm a brand new, but extremely small country lying near the coast of Great Britain and I'm here today because England had an extremely high fever and he asked me to check how things were going. Got it?"

"Haha! Don't worry Iggy! With the awesome disguise I got for you no one will know that it's you! I don't even understand why you even bothered to come up with a plan like that in the first place!" England sighed deeply and glared at him.

"Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with you! You know what, forget everything I just said. Just pretend that you don't know me at all and just act like you usually do."

"I like THAT plan a lot more! Easier for me to remember!" America replied and munched on one of the hamburgers he had bought from McDonalds during their ride to the meeting. England rolled his eyes and pushed America to the door.

"You go first. It'll look awkward if we go in together when we're not supposed to know each other." He raised a warning finger. "And don't you DARE say anything that might blow my cover!" America chuckled and nodded with an enormous grin on his face. England hid himself behind a corner (just in case someone would stand by the door when it was opened) and watched as America entered the room. As soon as the door closed he leaned towards the wall and sighed. He still held the crumpled paper in his now-tense hands. The moment of truth was approaching and he could feel how his heart was beating. Well, as long as America could keep his mouth shut, he should be able to get away without getting exposed.

"Time to get this party started…" he mumbled, threw away the paper and walked quickly towards the door. As he pushed it open he felt how the sunlight reflected from the large windows hit his face. The room was full of countries babbling with each other around an oval-formed table. He quickly walked towards his chair, trying to avoid eye contact. When he finally reached it he felt a little relieved. This could work out fine. It could, it could, it could…

"Bonjour, madame! May I ask what brings such a beautiful lady like you here to England's seat?" …or everything could be ruined by the bloody frog that was sitting beside him. Lovely.

"M-mister England is home sick and he asked me to check on ho-"

"Angleterre is sick? Oh well, I don't really mind losing that stubborn Briton as long as such a beauty as you are here…" France interrupted and tried to move in closer. England quickly backed away with a disgusting look on his face, hoping that the frog would have a heart attack or something. Just as long as he didn't get any closer that that!

"Ehum! I think it's about time that we started the meeting now if we want to get anything done!" Germany's voice echoed through the room and silenced all of the conversations. France leaned back into his chair and started to browse through a few papers he had brought with him. England breathed out in relief and made a mental note to thank Germany later. His eyes wandered across the table and stopped when they met a pair of blue. America's eyes. The eyes' owner smiled towards him and winked. England quickly turned away his head towards the window, trying to hide the crimson showing on his face. Stupid idiot! He had told him clearly to not blow his cover, but that was obviously too much for his brain to comprehend.

"So…who wants to bring up the first suggestion on how we can solve our environment problems?" Germany asked politely.

"I just want to know who it is that is sitting on England's seat before we start, da!~" Russia chirped with a freaky smirk on his face. Everyone's eyes were turned towards him. Oh boy.

"Umm, yes. I'm here as a stand-in for Mister England since he's home with a very bad cold. I'm not planning on presenting any kind of suggestions, I will only take notes that I shall give to Mister England when he feels better." Italy rose from his seat and waved his hands excitedly.

"Vee~, nice to meet you!" Some of the more hyper countries followed Italy's example and greeted him loudly. The rest nodded politely towards him and continued with their conversations from before or simply ignored him. England sat there, feeling a bit…chocked. Wow, he didn't even have to explain the thing about being a new country outside of Great Britain's coast? Was everyone kind of thick-headed today or had America been right for once? England decided to go with the thick-headed theory. It sounded a lot more realistic.

"So ehum…who would like to start?" Germany repeated.

"I DO, I DO!" America shouted and rose quickly from his chair. "I've got an awesome plan that I didn't present yesterday because I wanted to save the best for last!" He jumped up onto the table and gazed over the countries heads, wanting to create some kind of tension.

"The idea that I'm going to share with you now is so awesome that some of you might not be able to handle it! But I'll tell you anyways!" He pointed towards the ceiling with a confident pose, trying to look cool. "My genius plan is to build enormous robots that are going to push the Earth a little further away from the sun! That will cool off Earth for sure and we can go back to living our everyday lives!" He paused for a few seconds. "…And we can have a McDonald's hosted beach party when we're done building the robots!"

"YAY, PARTY!" Denmark screamed and waved his hands in the air.

England opened his mouth to complain against that ridiculous idea but quickly shut it again. He had decided before they had gone to the meeting that he wouldn't get into any of the discussions, no matter how tempting it was. He would surely blow his cover again (exactly like he had done when America had found out about his mishap) if he started to argue. But that also meant that he had to listen to America's idiotic suggestions all day without having any chance to counter them. Yay. He moved his chair when he felt how France was trying to move in closer again. This was indeed going to be a long day.

~End of Chapter 5~

The awesome suggestions about the giant robots was made by "amaya no shiori" and the McDonald's hosted beach party by "sleepysheep45"! But you all had great suggestions and I wish that I could've used all of them! :D Next chapter will be posted on Thusday (maaaaaybe monday night if I feel like posting it then :D) and the chapter after that will be posted on Friday! (I've HAVE to do homework so I can't post it any faster then that ;;_;; I'm not even sure that I'll be able to write much either this week...T_T I'm still stuck on Chapter 9...)

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