PsykoReaper: Well, this is it! Prepare...for the birth...of...TWO-FACE!!!!!!!! !!!!!

"I call you whatever I want to call you, Penguin," said the Joker. "What if I tell the cops, Joker," growled Oswald.

"Don't try to act tough, Penguin, you can't be a good manipulator, I do that," said the Joker.

"Very well," groaned Oswald.

"Now, I'll go from where I came...the window," said the Joker comically.

Harvey heard a commotion, and then it was silent. Harvey got up and entered the room.

Oswald jumped when he heard the door open; he then looked nervously at Harvey.

"Dent, what are you doing here?" asked Oswald. "Don't act stupid, Cobblepot, you been making a deal with the devil, haven't you?" asked Harvey.

"W-what do you mean?" stuttered Oswald

"I know that you have been in league with the Joker this whole time!" yelled Harvey.

"Please, don't yell, people could hear you!" hushed Oswald.

"Shut up, you little traitor, what have you been doing for him?" growled Harvey.

"I have given him releases, of his men and enemies, so that he can kill them himself," said Oswald.

"And what did you get for return?" growled Harvey.

"I-I became mayor, he killed the runner-up and I was given the title of mayor," said Oswald.

"So, you're a cheat, a stupid, moronic cheat," growled Harvey.

"You...aren't going to tell...are you?" asked Oswald.

"I'm telling the police, Oswald, but I'd rather you do it," said Harvey.

"WHAT!?!? I would never do something that moronic!" yelled Oswald.

"Would you rather let the police have an investigation, it will be worse if you do not tell, Oswald," said Harvey.

"Damn you!" growled Oswald.

"I'll let you come to your thoughts till tomorrow, got it?" asked Harvey.

"Fine," growled Oswald. "Good, I'll be seeing you," said Harvey, he then left the office.


Oswald picked up his cell phone and dialed a number. He waited for a while till someone answered. "Yo, Penguin, what is it?" asked the Joker from the phone.

"Joker, Harvey knows!" screeched Oswald.

"What? How did he know?" asked the Joker.

"He must have listened to us talking a little bit ago," said Oswald.

"You dumb fat ass, what, did he call the cops?" asked the Joker.

"No, he says to tell the police I have been helping you, possibly to tell you where your hideout is," said Oswald.

"Fuckin' pigs," growled the Joker.

"What are we gonna do, Joker, what are we going to do!?" shrieked Oswald.

"Calm down, Penguin, I have a plan that will ultimately break the Adonis of Justice, Harvey Dent," said the Joker.


The Joker then hung up his cell phone. He was in his green and purple limo, next to him was Harley Quinn, on the other side of the limo was the Tally Man

"So, what do we do, puddin'?" asked Harley.

"Harley, when fighting an unbeatable opponent, how do we stop it?" asked the Joker.

"Gee, I'm not good with questions," moaned Harley.

"Ugh, we attack its heart," said the Joker in annoyance.

"But, don't we need a gun to hit its heart?" asked Harley. The Joker then slapped her in the back of the head, she flinched.

"Harley, it's a metaphor, we attack the ones it cares about, friends, family, loved ones, anything," said the Joker.

"You mean we kill Harvey's wife?" asked Harley.

"Yes!" groaned the Joker.

"Alright, do we kill her at her house?" asked the Tally Man.

"Wait...I have a plan...hehehehehehehe...he he he ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" laughed the Joker.

"What is it, Mr. J, got a plan?" asked Harley.

"THE BEST PLAN IN THE WORLD, SUGER BUNS!!!" laughed the Joker.

"So, we kill her?" asked the Tally Man. "Not yet, I want to, hehehe, have Harvey in our claws first," said the Joker, trying to hold in his laughs, "GET US TO THE DENT HOUSE, CROCCERS, AND STEP ON IT!!! AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!"


Harvey sat at his desk at the DA; he looked at a double-sided coin. He heard someone come in, it was Bruce Wayne.

"Hey, Bruce," said Harvey with a smile.

"Hey, Harvey, what is that?' asked Bruce.

"Oh, this? It was my dad's lucky coin, it got him killed, I always use it to make a choice, always going with the one I want," said Harvey.

"I guess you make your own luck, huh?" asked Bruce.

"You bet, Bruce," said Harvey.

"Well, you want to go to lunch and get a sandwich?" asked Bruce.

"Sure, I get to leave work a little early," said Harvey. "Great," said Bruce.


They sat at a restaurant, eating sandwiches. "You still eat COLD cheese and ham sandwiches?" asked Harvey in a humorous tone.

"Well, why not?" asked Bruce.

"It's not cooked, it ain't a good cheese and ham sandwich if the cheese isn't melted," laughed Harvey, he then took a bite of his HOT cheese and ham sandwich.

His phone went off; he looked to see it was Gilda.

"Who is it?" asked Bruce.

"Oh, it's Gilda, I'll be home soon, so I don't think it is that important," said Harvey. He let it hit the message.


A few minutes later, Harvey got out of his car and was at the steps of his house, he looked to see the door was a little open. He opened it to see the lights off.

"Gilda?"

He tried to turn on the lights, but they were off.

He looked to see that most of the pictures were either broken on the wall or broken on the floor.

He got to the living room to see everything a mess, as if there was a struggle, he rushed in their and looked around, he then saw a knife with a note on it on the television.

He grabbed the note and read it, ready for the worse.


Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent, you have been a pain in my ass for the last time. I have your wife, Adonis of Justice, if you bring the police or Batman, I will kill her, and don't think the same crap that Batman pulled will work, because I will be guarding her personally, and to tell you the truth, that isn't really a good thing, you better follow this address and hurry before I get a little homicidal! AAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!

- The Joker!

P.S. Croccy says hi!


Harvey dropped the note and rushed to his car, he then drove the car away, to follow the directions.

"Don't let her be gone, don't let her be gone," Harvey repeated to himself over and over again.


Thirty minutes later, Bruce drove over to Harvey's house because he was curious about the phone call Harvey had.

He then saw the door was open; he stopped the car and rushed out of the car and into the house.

He looked to see the whole place all messed up. "Damn, not Harvey, anyone but Harvey," Bruce said to himself.


After an hour of driving, Harvey Dent entered a smelting factory, owned by Thorne Industries, or was, it has been long since abandoned.

He entered to see it as dark as Gotham, also as dangerous. He looked at one of the bridges and saw the Joker, with the Tally Man and Killer Croc beside him.

"Where is my wife, Joker!" yelled Harvey.

"You'll see her soon, Harvey, but while you wait for her, how about a beer? A donut? A bloody corpse?" asked the Joker.

"Enough! Where is Gilda!" yelled Harvey.

"If...you...insist," sighed the Joker, he then pushed a button, lowering a crane with an unconscious Gilda on it.

"Gilda!" yelled Harvey.

He rushed to her, only to find out it was a dummy, then from behind him, a laughing Harley came and hit Harvey's legs with a metal pipe, it sent Harvey to the ground. She then kicked him in the stomach while he tried to get up, knocking him on the floor on his back.

The Joker then appeared in front of him, he took out a hammer and hit him on the head, knocking him unconscious. All Harvey heard when he started to black out was the Joker's laughter...


Jim Gordon, Harvey Bullock, Jason Bard, and Renee Montoya looked around the place, looking for a clue.

"Where the hell could it be?" growled Harvey.

"Calm down, Bullock, we will find something," said Renee.

"This may help," said a voice, they looked to see Batman, holding a note.

"You took evidence!? That's it, I'm going to take you in, you costumed wacko!" growled Harvey.

"Harvey, calm down," said Gordon.

"No! I'm tired of you sticking your neck out for him when he should be arrested!" yelled Harvey.

Gordon just looked at him in shock. "I...I'm sorry, Commissioner, I didn't-" said Harvey.

"It's ok, Harvey, I am happy you respect the law, but we have to listen to him for right now," said Gordon.

"Very well, what does it say?" asked Harvey.

"Well, it tells us the directions, it's at an abandoned Thorne Industries smelting factory, the same one that Black Mask was born in," said Batman.

"But, that is an hour away from Gotham," said Jason.

"Exactly, the perfect place for the Joker to take his revenge," said Gordon.

"Then we better hurry, if I know Harvey Dent, he would be there by now," said Batman.


Harvey Dent woke up in a room, strapped to a metal chair. He looked to his left to see Gilda, with chains from the ceiling holding her arms.

"Gilda?" asked Harvey.

Gilda then slowly woke up. "Harvey, is that you?" asked Gilda.

"Yeah, it's me, are you okay?" asked Harvey.

"Y-yes, Harvey, are we going to live?" asked Gilda.

"I promise, everything will be okay," said Harvey.

The Joker and Harley then came in. "Well, looks like our little lovebirds are awake, hehehe," laughed the Joker.

"What do you want?" growled Harvey.

"Just to send a message," said the Joker. Harley then pulled out a stick of bamboo.

"What are you doing?" asked Harvey. Harley then ripped off Gilda's shirt, she let out a shriek as this happened, revealing her bra.

"You're so flat!" laughed Harley. "Harley, do some slappin'!" laughed the Joker.

Harley then got behind Gilda and started to hit her with the bamboo stick, Gilda let out a cry each time this happened.

"How is this turnin' you on, Harvey?" taunted the Joker.

"Stop it!!!" yelled Harvey, Harley then slapped Harvey across the face with the bamboo stick, he growled in pain.

The Joker then looked at him face-to-face. "You yelled at my girl, I'm gonna make you pay, buddy-boy," whispered the Joker.

He then got up, he looked at Gilda, he pulled out a knife and slit Gilda's throat.

"GILDA!!!"

Gilda choked on her blood, it coming out of her mouth and slit. It covered the Joker due to a large spray. She finally died slowly, with Harvey yelling her name.

"How long should the cops be here?" asked the Joker.

"Not another fifty-five minutes," said Harley.

"Perfect, sugar buns, enough time to do what I want with Harvey and his wife's corpse, and get the hell out of here!" laughed the Joker.

He then turned to Harvey. "You son of a bitch, I'll fucking kill you!" growled Harvey.

"Harvey, Harvey, Harvey, let's not fight, I just want to...make you look more like your coin!" said the Joker, holding up Harvey's two-sided coin and laughing.

He then pulled out his knife and came at Harvey, he grabbed his head. "Time to give you two!" laughed the Joker.

He then put his knife between his eyes and starts cutting down the face, Harvey roared in pain as the Joker started to cut Harvey's face off, with the Joker chuckling madly.

The police cars and the Batcycle finally got to the factory. They all got off their vehicles, Gordon ran to Batman.

"Do you think he's still alive?" asked Gordon.

"He better be!" growled Batman.

He kicked down the door of the factory, due to it being locked. Harvey Bullock, Jim Gordon, Renee Montoya, Jason Bard, and Batman entered the factory, they looked to see Gilda's corpse, on a crane, naked, knife wounds on her neck and mouth, forming a smile, and carved on her were the words, "HA!" all over her.

"Damn, that's Gilda, its Gilda Dent!" yelled Jason.

"I know who it is!" growled Batman; he then ran to an office door, he busted it down, he saw Harvey Dent, unconscious on the chair, he head down.

Batman lifted his head to see the horror. "Harvey," let out Batman.

Gordon and Renee came in. "Oh my god!" gasped Renee.

Batman then rushed out of there. "Get an ambulance!" Gordon yelled out to the other men. Batman got on his Batcycle and drove out of there.


Bruce came home; he knocked over a vase and rushed to his room. He punched his wall and yelled in anger.

"Master Wayne, Master Wayne, what happened!?" gasped Alfred trying to calm Bruce down.

Bruce fell on the bed, sitting on it, looking in the ground, with his fists clenched and shaking.

"Harvey, he...he...he got attacked...by the Joker!" stammered Bruce.

"And Gilda?" asked Alfred.

"Gone, she's gone!" sobbed Bruce.

"Bruce, please, its ok, it's ok..." said Alfred, he then held Bruce to his chest. Dick looked through the door, Alfred looked to see Dick. "Master Grayson, please," said Alfred.

Dick then walked away; he wondered what Bruce's problem was.


...TWO WEEKS LATER...

Harvey Dent woke up in a hospital; he looked to see that a bandage was covering his face.

He touched it and felt a sharp pain. He had no memory, he looked to see his coin, and he picked it up to see that one side was normal, while the other had its face scrapped off.

He then remembered something, before he blacked out.

He remembered the Joker scrapping off the side; he then threw it at Harvey's face. "At least she won't see your face," smugly said the Joker.

He then remembered it all, his wife's death, the torture, everything. He started to cry, he looked down in sadness.

He heard someone come in and saw a doctor and a nurse come in. "Oh, you are awake," said the doctor.

"Where am I?" asked Harvey. "In St. Montgomery's Hospital, I am Dr. Joel Swenson, and this is Nurse Alicia John, now, I think your face should be alright to feel the air now, it may still sting, but skin grafts should help," said Dr. Swenson.

He removed the bandages. The nurse gasped in fear. "Oh my," said Dr. Swenson.

"What is it?" asked Harvey.

"I think you should look," said Dr. Swenson as he gave Harvey a mirror.

Harvey looked at the mirror, and he saw the most horrifying thing.

His left face was gone, only tissue matter. His left eyelid was gone, and his left ear was gone. The left side of his cheek and lips were gone as well, creating a meaty skeletal appearance.

Harvey dropped the mirror, it fell on the floor. Harvey let his hand fell on his hands, he didn't care how much it hurt his face, and he sobbed into them.

"Well, look at the bright side, at least she won't see your face," said the doctor in a non-caring tone, the nurse looked at him in disbelief.

He then turned around to look at his clipboard. Harvey Dent looked at him in anger; he then looked at a scalpel. "I can't, Gilda would hate me..." Dent said in his mind,

he then looked at his coin, "Unless it was out of my power…"

He then grabbed his coin and flipped it; it landed on the scrapped side.

As the doctor and the nurse spoke about Harvey's condition, Harvey got up and grabbed the scalpel; he then walked towards the doctor.

He grabbed his head and slit his throat; the nurse held in her scream and fell on the floor.

Harvey Dent then threw the doctor on the floor; he then looked at the nurse. He flipped his coin again; it landed on the good side.

"You live…"

He then rushed out of the room...leaving Harvey Dent behind and giving birth to Two-Face, the Servant of Fate…

PsykoReaper: THE BIRTH OF TWO-FACE!!! THAT DOCTOR GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!!