PsykoReaper: Gonna use two of Batman's lesser known villains with two A-list villains that I have used before, but it makes sense...
...TWO DAYS LATER...
In a motel, the Mad Hatter sat at a table, he was playing with a metal ball. The Scarecrow came out of a room; he equipped a special device that shoots his fear gas from his wrists as he came out.
"Jervis, where do we rob?" asked the Scarecrow.
"I don't see why we need to rob any place," sighed the Mad Hatter.
"Jervis, I need chemicals, you need parts for your silly mind control devices, we rob chemical plants that have money in them, and we both get what we want, do you want to go back to Arkham, so that I can experiment my toxin on you?" asked the Scarecrow.
"NO! I-I mean no, there is a place belonging to Thorne Industries, it has the chemicals you need, as well as a cash vault," shuddered the Mad Hatter.
"Good, where are your two lackeys anyway?" asked the Scarecrow.
"They should be here any moment," said the Mad Hatter.
The front door opened, revealing two men. They were round, wore black and grey striped shirts, black pants, brown shoes, black caps with helicopter wings on them, and they both had two curled moustaches.
"Hello..." said the left one. "Boss!" said the other one.
"May I introduce Tweedledee and Tweedledum," announced the Mad Hatter.
"If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, Nohow!" laughed Tweedledum.
"Contrariwise, if you think we're alive, you ought to address us by name!" laughed Tweedledee.
"Looks like you found the Tweeds," laughed the Scarecrow.
"Now, we should get to work, it should be night now," said the Mad Hatter.
Batman stood on a high building, looking at the city he calls home. "Hey, Batman," said a voice behind him.
He looked to see Catwoman. "Catwoman, what are you doing here?" asked Batman.
"Just wanted to see how my man was doing," said Catwoman with a smile.
"Don't call me that, you are a criminal," said Batman.
"Just because I steal from mob banks doesn't make me a crook, Batman," said Catwoman with a serious tone.
"I really don't give a damn," growled Batman.
"What's got you in such a pissy mood?" asked Catwoman. Batman then heard an alarm in the city. He then jumped off the building and used his cape to glide to the location.
"Can't the guy ever say anything nice?" Catwoman asked herself.
Batman got to a chemicals plant; he entered from the front door and heard the alarm went off.
He looked around to see everything off; he was then kicked in the sides by Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Batman fell on the floor, with the wind knocked out of him, coughing loudly.
"He's not that tough, Nohow," said Tweedledum.
Batman then threw a black egg at Tweedledum's eyes, making him scream in pain.
"Contrariwise, he's just getting started," said Tweedledee.
Batman then rushed at them, but they both jumped in the way, Tweedledum getting the glass out of his eyes.
"Heheheh, Batman, you are so predictable," said a voice, Batman looked to the platform and saw the Scarecrow, with the Mad Hatter holding a box.
"Scarecrow, what are you doing here?" growled Batman.
"Chemicals cost money, so do mind control parts, we cannot afford neither, so I take the chemicals, and Jervis takes the cash for parts," said the Scarecrow.
Tweedledee, Tweedledum, and the Mad Hatter then put on gas masks.
"What are you doing?" asked Batman.
The Scarecrow then pulled a lever, and a gas started to come out and the door closed. Batman quickly tried to put on his gas mask, but Tweedledee smack it off his hands and Tweedledum kicked him in the face.
"Let's get down there, Jervis, I want to see how my gas effects him," said the Scarecrow. "Yes, sir," said the Mad Hatter.
Batman got up, unwillingly inhaling the gas; he looked around and saw everything had glaring red eyes.
Batman looked behind him and saw Tweedledee and Tweedledum, but they were bigger and had the skinned-off faces of his parents on them.
"What? The fear toxin!" growled Batman.
"That issssss right, Batman," said the Scarecrow in a deeper hissing tone.
Batman looked to see the Scarecrow, with bat-wings, his stitched line on his face where his mouth is revealing a bunch of yellow sharp teeth, red blank eyes, and one-foot long claws.
He saw the Mad Hatter, he also had batwings, his teeth were jagged, his eyes were blank yellow, skin looked like it was made of shadows, and his hat looked like it had a mouth.
"Where's the antidote!?" yelled Batman.
The Scarecrow let out his arm quickly, and bats came out of it and surrounded Batman, he tried to shake them off, but they were still around.
The Scarecrow took out a pen and notepad and started to write. "Interessssting, what do you fear, Batman?" asked the Scarecrow.
"You better give me the antidote!" yelled out Batman.
"Let usssss go, we won't get anything from him...yet, let us go to Cape Carmine" said the Scarecrow, they all turned and exited the factory.
Batman attempted to get up, but his fear would not let him. He looked to see a man and a woman get shot in front of him, Batman then looked to see he has turned into Bruce Wayne, only ten years old.
"NOOOOO!!!" yelled out the young Bruce.
He then turned back to Batman, but still terrified by the sight. "This is all a hallucination, this is not real, but it feels real!" growled Batman.
He then heard the doors open; he saw a figure run to him. He looked when he got up to see a female bat-creature, he then quickly swatted it across the face, and it fell on the floor.
It then turned to Catwoman, she then glared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you!?" she yelled.
Everything turned back to normal, except it was all shaky and blurry; he saw that the gas has disappeared.
"What happened?" asked Batman.
"You hit me!" yelled Catwoman.
"I thought you were a monster," said Batman. Catwoman looked at him in disbelief.
"A...monster, what are you, fucking seven?" asked Catwoman in a surprised tone.
"It's the Scarecrow's fear gas, it must have worn out, for now," said Batman.
"Is there a cure?" asked Catwoman. "I don't know," said Batman.
"Well, if there is a cure, the Scarecrow must have it," said Catwoman.
They rushed outside, Batman pushed a button on his gauntlet, and the Batcycle appeared. "Get on," said Batman as he grabbed the steering stick, it then turned into a snake and bit him. Batman grunted and jumped back, seeing it turned back to normal.
"You are in no condition to drive!" yelled Catwoman.
"I can only drive it, my gauntlet's let out a shock that starts the cycle," said Batman.
"Can they be removed?" asked Catwoman.
"Yes," said Batman, he then removed his gauntlets and held them out, when Catwoman reached to grab the gauntlets, her hands turned into bat heads.
Batman dropped the gauntlets in fear
"You're getting worse, Batman, we have to hurry," said Catwoman as she grabbed the gauntlets and put them on.
She got on the Batcycle, Batman then got on behind her. "Hold on to me, even if you are afraid," said Catwoman.
Batman did what she told him to do. She started the cycle and drove off.
As they drove, Batman saw the speeding lights; they turned into jack-o'-lanterns and were laughing at him.
"I think they went to Cape Carmine," said Batman.
"Figures, that is Scarecrow territory," said Catwoman.
They got to Cape Carmine, and stopped, Batman got off and fell to the ground. The ground the started to move, it looked like there were worms and maggots all over it. Batman then quickly got up to see they were gone.
"Come on, Batman, keep a cool head," said Catwoman.
"I'm trying!" growled Batman. Catwoman then saw two fat figures going in a warehouse. "Hey, Batman, who is working for the Scarecrow?" asked Catwoman.
"The Mad Hatter, Tweedledee and Tweedledum," said Batman, not making eye contact with her for obvious reasons.
"All right, let's go," said Catwoman. They then ran to the warehouse, they stopped at the door.
"Oh, I forgot, here are your gauntlets," said Catwoman, as she took off the gauntlets and gave them to Batman.
He looked to see two black cuttlefish on her hands. He then slapped them out of her hands. "Maybe...I should put them on," said Catwoman with a weak smile.
They entered the warehouse, and they saw the Scarecrow, standing in front of a table full of chemicals.
Near the wall were five people, on the floor, all in a hysterical fear. He looked bhind him and stared at the two.
"Batman...and...Batwoman?" asked the Scarecrow.
"Catwoman, and give us the antidote, Scarecrow!" yelled out Catwoman.
"Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, you all want what's mine, I'm afraid that's not fine, you have to die, you see, by the hands of Tweedledum and Tweedledee," hissed the Scarecrow.
The Tweeds then jumped from the shadows and kicked both of them to the ground. Batman got up and saw two giant bats instead of Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
"Batman, come on!" yelled out Catwoman.
Batman came to his senses and rushed at the Tweeds.
But when he punched them, they turned into mush. The mush on his hands then started to climb up on Batman's arm as he tried to get it off.
"Batman!?" yelled Catwoman. "It's no use, the fear gas is way to powerful for him to resist, and I have the cure," said the Scarecrow, showing that blue vials are connected to the inner of his coat.
The Tweeds then started to push Batman around. Catwoman growled and pointed her whip at the evil sack of hay. "You better give that to me, rag-head!" growled Catwoman.
"Make me, bitch!" hissed the Scarecrow.
Catwoman rushed at him, but the Scarecrow dodged her and hit her back with his arm, making her fall down.
She got up and kicked the Scarecrow in the stomach, making him tumble backwards.
"Hatter, help!" yelled the Scarecrow.
The Mad Hatter then put mind control tags on the people on the floor. They go up and ran at Catwoman.
She fought them all with no need to break a sweat. Suddenly, the Mad Hatter started to see the effects of the fear toxin to the people. "Master, I see what they see, please stop!" cried the Mad Hatter
"Quiet, Tetch, and keep on controlling them, you fool!" growled the Scarecrow.
Catwoman successfully knocked them all out by grabbing a pipe and using that as a weapon.
She then ran at the Scarecrow, she tried to hit the Scarecrow many times with the pipe, but he kept dodging it and wacked her across the face.
He then pulled out his scythe from his back, he attempted to stab her, but she moved out of the way each time, while still on the floor, she then kicked him in the stomach.
The Scarecrow lost grip of his scythe and stepped back, Catwoman then ran at the Scarecrow and slashed at his coat with her claws.
She then ran away, the Scarecrow looked and saw that she took a few vials of his antidote.
"Jervis! Stop her, she has the antidote!" yelled the Scarecrow.
The Mad Hatter was on the floor, in a fetal position. "Not the scare again, not the toxin again," whispered the Mad Hatter to himself.
"You dumb fuck!" growled the Scarecrow.
Batman tried to fight back, but it was no use. Catwoman wacked Tweedledum across the face with the pipe, then Tweedledee, knocking them both out.
She tried to grab Batman, but he saw her as the man who killed his parents.
"You...killed them!" growled Batman, as he attacked Catwoman.
She dodged his attacks, she then wacked him across the face with the pipe, knocking him out. "Jervis, we leave," said the Scarecrow.
"But, what about..." stammered the Mad Hatter, taking off his hat, a rare thing.
"Shut up, Jervis! Get up and let's go! We leave the Tweeds!" growled the Scarecrow.
They both then ran out of there. Catwoman then grabbed Batman's gauntlets and put them on; she then dragged Batman out of the warehouse.
Batman woke up on a bed in an apartment; everything was less blurry and shaky. "What happened?" asked Batman.
Catwoman appeared from a room, looked like the bathroom. "Oh, you got even crazier and attacked me, so I knocked you out," said Catwoman.
"The fear toxin?" asked Batman.
"I stole a couple of vials from the Scarecrow," said Catwoman.
"Thank you, how many?" asked Batman
"Three, so that you can copy more," said Catwoman.
"I think the Scarecrow is someone that works in Arkham, because he would have to have access to both Jervis Tetch and the Tweeds," said Batman.
Catwoman then lay next to Batman.
"You know, we are alone here," said Catwoman as she held on to him.
"Catwoman, we are in two different worlds," said Batman.
"I am a vigilante as well, why do you think I don't have money around this place?" asked Catwoman.
"You have been giving it away," said Batman.
"To people who deserve it, Batman, I have feelings for ya, possibly I go for the big silent guys," laughed Catwoman.
"I...have...small, just small feelings for you too," said Batman.
"Small? That is a lie, I know it," whispered Catwoman. She then got on top of Batman. "Catwoman, I can't," said Batman.
"Why not?" asked Catwoman.
"Because the other has a loved one," said Batman.
"I see, well, you are not the other, you are Batman," said Catwoman.
"I'm sorry, I can't, maybe another time, if you are willing to be less extreme with your methods," said Batman
"I'll think about it, Batman, can I still kiss you?" asked Catwoman. Batman made no reply, she then moved slowly to his lips.
Their lips pressed on to each other, Batman touched her face. Catwoman stopped and looked at him. "Can I still sleep here?" asked Catwoman.
"It's your bed," said Batman. She then got off and curled up in bed, and hugged Batman. He wondered if he did a right thing, if was the right thing to refuse Catwoman's body...or the wrong thing...
Batman woke up, he saw it was morning. Everything looked normal now; the fear toxin has worn off.
He looked to see Catwoman, sleeping in the same position. He sat up on the bed, realizing what he did last night.
He kissed a woman, a woman that is extreme with her ways of crime, but that is not the worst of it.
He knew that Bruce had Vicki Vale, but now Batman had Catwoman.
It made Bruce wonder if this Batman is a split personality, and if he even cared.
He got up and walked out of the room, entering the living room, where he saw a large plasma TV, guess Catwoman kept a few assets.
He went to a table where the vials were, he finally had a cure for the fear toxin. He looked at something else, he looked at a driver's license and found out who Catwoman is, Selina Kyle, a charity worker he knew once.
He saw her once when he was hosting a charity once, she was kind, shy, and timid. Not strong, tough, or impulsive like Catwoman. Batman then left the apartment in a rush of wind.
Batman finally got to his cave, he walked to his computer. "Well, look who the cat dragged in," laughed Alfred as he went inside the cave as well.
"Enough about cats," groaned Batman.
"My guess you had a rough night, I was worried," said Alfred.
"It's nothing to get worried about, Alfred," said Batman.
Batman then put the vials on the table. "Are those what I think they are?" asked Alfred.
"Yes, they are the antidotes Scarecrow carries, I can duplicate them when I give them to Lucius," said Batman.
"How did you get them?" asked Alfred.
"Well, Catwoman helped me with the find," said Batman.
"She helped you?" asked Alfred. "Yes, I have a feeling she will be cleaning up her act from now on," said Batman.
"Did you find out who Catwoman was?" asked Alfred. Batman was silent for a while. "No," said Batman.
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