AN: The last chapter was purposefully wordy. This one is less talk and more action.

Disclaimer: I still don't own Greek mythology, I am still at a loss to who does

Where's my Swimsuit?:

Athena glared into space. She had been up since 11:00 PM. It sort of sucked being in a cabin with only one other girl. Ares snored, Hephaestus drooled, and Hermes talked in his sleep. Well at least it was only 5:30 in the morning. She still had a couple more hours to sleep. Zeus started to thrash around in his bunk bed over her's. Whose stupid idea was it to put guys and girls in the same cabin?

Suddenly Zeus fell out of bed and started to walk out of the cabin. Athena mentally slapped him but it had no effect. He was heading toward the X-Loser's cabin. Athena ran after him, "Do you have to stalk Hera every minute of the day?" She hissed.

"Hotmazing, hmm." He mumbled. Then he woke up, "Where the Hades am I? And what are you doing here?"

"I'm trying to save your sorry butt!" Athena whispered angrily, "Come on let's get back to our cabin."

"Sure whatever. But I hope you realize I could have saved my own sorry butt." Zeus snorted. The two of them started to run back to their cabin. They were so close. But their dreams of a peaceful sleep were shattered when they were dwarfed by an enormous shadow.

"You're going to need an ambulance to save your sorry butts for getting out of your cabin before 6:00!" Atlas bellowed. Zeus gagged, somebody had morning breath.

Athena crossed her arms across her chest, "I don't remember that being a rule."

"It is now! Drop and give me 5,000!" Atlas raged.

"5,000 what?" Zeus asked.

Later at mess hall:

"Oh my gosh! I can't eat this…mystery meat! I'm a vegetarian!" Aphrodite complained. The mess hall frankly, lived up to its name. The roof was caving in, the paint was peeling off the walls, and termites were eating at the tables and benches.

"As much as I hate to agree with Prissy von Princess," Artemis grumbled, "The food looks like the stuff under Apollo's bed."

Hera pushed away her plate of goop drowning in gravy, "You can't make me eat this!" The food must have felt the same way. It slowly started to ooze its way off the plate across the table. Dionysus stared in horror.

Zeus flexed his muscles and winked at Hera, "How about a side order of me instead?"

Hera glared at him, "How about a cow pie in your bed?" Prometheus blew the camp trumpet to call everyone to order. Hermes gave a mock salute. Atlas growled.

"You have ten minutes to get ready for your first camp activity. I suggest you put on your swim suits and go down to the lake." Prometheus announced.

"Are we all going to get tans together? Because I know someone who really needs one," Aphrodite glanced at Athena, "I'm sure that if you did something to yourself you'd have a boyfriend in no time." A chilly silence filled the mess hall. If there is one thing you must never do it's mentioning Athena's single status.

Athena's gray eyes were like steel daggers, "What about virgin goddess don't you understand?"

Aphrodite shrugged, "I didn't say anything about a virgin goddess I just said boyfriend."

Hermes laughed nervously, "See you by lake," he winked at Calypso, "I bet you can't wait to see me topless."

Ten minutes later at the lake:

"Okay campers! Your first camp game is to…fetch my car keys from the bottom of the lake!" Prometheus yelled into a megaphone. Everyone looked confused.

"Seriously?" Artemis asked.

"That's it?" Poseidon scoffed. Being the god of the sea had its advantages.

"What kind of car do you have?" Hephaestus inquired.

Atlas rolled his eyes as Prometheus raised his megaphone to answer, "Yes, I accidently dropped my car keys in the lake and I need them back. Er…yes. Mercedes. The team that successfully retrieves them gets an extra smore or something. Go!"

Poseidon ran down the dock, "Booya! Go X-Losers!" He plunged into the water, "Sweet mother it's cold!"

Athena stood in her one piece bathing suit, "We need a plan of action people!"

Demeter sighed, "What's the point? We lost already anyway."

"I could electrocute Poseidon when he gets out of the water." Zeus offered. The other members of the Fantastic Freaks voiced their approval.

Athena just glared, "Prometheus is obviously not telling us something. The game is too easy. There's something fishy about that lake, no pun intended. I wonder what it is." As if in answer to Athena's question a roar came from the center of the lake. Poseidon froze. A big scaly head reared up from the water. It opened its mouth and hissed showing rows of sharpened teeth.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that somehow our crummy little lake is connected to Loch Ness!" Prometheus called. "Good luck!"

Athena threw up her hands, "That doesn't even make sense!"

"You guys supposedly don't even exist. Don't question!" Prometheus replied.

Poseidon paddled back to shore at such speed that would have made Michael Phelps cry. "I'm safe! Safe!"

Aphrodite leaned out over the dock, "Hey! I see the car keys!" She reached for them and promptly fell in. "I can't swim!" She screamed. The Loch Ness monster turned and grinned toothily.

"How can you not swim? You were born from sea foam! Idiot!" Athena yelled.

"No! I'm coming for you babe!" Ares called. He dived into the lake. Right in front of the Loch Ness monster. "You want a piece of my girlfriend? Well you'll have to go through me!"

(This part has been omitted due to violent content unfit for a T rating)

"Wow…" Demeter muttered.

"That was better than a slasher film!" Hermes gasped. The lake was stained red and Ares was standing in chest deep water carrying Aphrodite in his buff arms. Aphrodite clasped the keys in her hands.

"Um…I have no idea who won that game. Extra smores for everybody! Go change!" Prometheus yelled.

"I would but, I think I lost my swimsuit." Ares said hesitantly.

(This part has also been omitted due to gross content unfit for a T rating)