PsykoReaper: Well, this is part 2 of the season finale! Prepare for the beginning of Batgirl and the beginning is the end is the beginning!
Batman woke up on a bed in the Batcave, where he settles wounded allies.
He looks to see Robin also on a bed, angrily looking at the cave ceiling.
They both still wore their costumes, but Robin's shirt was ripped off and a bandage was on his chest.
"Dick, what happened?" asked Bruce.
"The Joker almost killed me, Bruce, but next time, he is mine!" growled Dick, who looked at the bandage that covered his wound from the Joker.
"I'm sorry, Dick, I should have never sent you to fight the Joker, you were not ready," said Bruce.
"Then why did you send me there?" asked Dick, now angry at Bruce.
"Because...I need to try and save Harvey," said Bruce.
"And...did you?" asked Dick. "What do you think?" asked Bruce.
"How did you survive getting shot those many times?" asked Dick. "My suit has a special type of Kevlar, it stopped the bullets going through me, but I was unprepared and it hurt me still, and I fell down a three story building and hit my back, so that is why I am a little woozy," said Bruce.
He then looked at the cavern ceiling, he knew now, that Harvey Dent was unreachable, that Two-Face was all that was left, but he tried to keep on holding on, an impossible dream.
"So, Master Wayne, had a bit of trouble?" asked Alfred as he walked over with some medicine for Dick's wound.
"Yeah, who saved us?" asked Bruce. "She did," said Alfred, pointing at the table in the center of the Batcave.
It revealed Barbara Gordon, in a bat suit of her own. It was made of stitched-together black cloth with a stitched white bat-symbol, black boots and gloves, a cowl with the same eyes yet the bottom of her face visible and her red hair slipping out of the back of her hair, unlike Batman, she also had a cape of stitched-together black cloth as well.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Dick.
"Gee, that's a real nice way of saying, 'Thanks for saving my ass', you guys aren't really social," laughed Barbara.
"Wait, you are Barbara Gordon," realized Bruce.
"Yeah, and you are Bruce Wayne, and my name is Batgirl," said Barbara.
"How did you find the cave?" asked Bruce.
"The motorcycle had an autopilot, so I pressed it and drove it all the way back here," replied Batgirl.
"How did you know our identities?" asked Dick.
"Well, I am my father's daughter, plus Alfred told me the whole thing," said Barbara.
"How am I going to protect the city from psychopaths if you keep on telling everyone my secret identity?" growled Batman to Alfred.
"Sorry, I thought she was another one of yours," said Alfred with a small laugh.
"Does that mean I am on the team?" asked Batgirl.
"No, it means you keep your mouth shut or the next time a villain kidnaps you, I won't be there to help you!" growled Batman.
"Bruce, maybe we can use her help," said Dick.
"What are you talking about, Grayson?" growled Batman.
"Listen, we can't take down three mob bosses with only two, you saw last night, we were in a conundrum, if we have three team members, then we can take down all three of them at once," said Dick.
Batman was silent; he stared at the cave ceiling again.
"Well? Am I a part of the Batman family?" asked Barbara.
"Quiet, I'm thinking," said Batman.
He thought of the consequences of having a young woman in the team, he was already pushing it with having his ward as a fellow vigilante.
If she was killed, her father, Jim Gordon, might seek revenge on Batman and call for a manhunt.
On the other case, she can be helpful, just as two heads are better than one, three heads are even better.
"Fine, you can join, but after this whole thing, you are to forever retire from the business," said Bruce.
"I'll help, but I won't retire, there is nothing you can do to make me retire," said Batgirl in a tone of defiance.
Bruce then got up and moved towards the computer.
"Master Wayne, please, get back on the bed, your still in critical condition," pleaded Alfred.
"Alfred, I have trained for this all my life, I think I can-" Bruce then fell on his knees in pain, his sides were killing him.
"Two of your ribs cracked from the fall, you need your rest," said Alfred.
"I rest, people die," said Batman, he then got to the computer.
"So, what do we do?" asked Batgirl.
"I know that the gang war is today, but I have to figure out what time and what location," said Batman.
"Well, the gangs want to fight each other for power, right?" asked Batgirl.
"That is true, anymore?" asked Batman.
"Yeah, my guess that they would fight in a three-way intersection, so that they can fight each other without trouble," said Batgirl.
"Wow, that was...pretty good," said Robin. "Thanks, even though my dad discourages it, I am a good detective!" said Batgirl with a smile.
"There are five three ways that the Joker, Black Mask, and Two-Face would have their war in, the Franklin/Benjamin/Gordon Street Intersection, the Washington/Blake/Hill Street Intersection, the Kent/Jordan/Green Street Intersection, the Parker/Logan/Richards Street Intersection, and the Veidt/Kovacs/Osterman Street Intersection," detected Batman.
"Those are a lot of choices," said Robin.
"Yeah, how are we going to find out which one before it's too late?" asked Batgirl.
"I have complemented a few solutions, one is to wait for the three to make their move," said Batman.
"Which, I guess, is not acceptable," sighed Robin.
"Yes, another is that we wait at three intersections and wait if the war starts there, but it is 3 out of 5, of course," said Batman.
"Well, why don't we have the police go to all the intersections?" asked Alfred.
"The police can't be trusted," said Batman.
"What about Gordon?" asked Batgirl.
"One of many," said Batman.
"Wait, one of those intersections, one of them is where Harvey Dent's old home is at," said Robin.
"Do you think it connects?" asked Batman.
"Possibly, the Joker would probably think it is a huge laugh to fight Harvey Dent at his old human home," said Robin.
"The Washington/Blake/Hill Street Intersection, number one of the list," said Batman.
"So, when do we leave?" asked Robin.
"It won't do any good if we go there early, the Joker is not afraid of me, so he will attempt to shoot us, killing civilians, and you two, but we have to arrive at the exact time," said Batman.
"What time is it?" asked Robin.
"8:30 PM," said Alfred.
"We slept for that long?" asked Robin.
"Yes," sighed Alfred.
"And we did not miss the gang war, I have no radio signals telling me any news about the gang war," said Batman.
"So, I guess we have to wait?" asked Batgirl. "Yes," said Batman.
Oswald sat in the interrogation room, looking at the table. Renee Montoya and Harvey Bullock looked through the one-way mirror, along with Commissioner Gordon and Jason Bard.
"Hey, Renee, you want to be the bad cop for once?" asked Harvey.
"I thought you liked being the bad cop?" asked Renee with a laugh.
"Yeah, but I always wanted to see what you would be like if you were the bad cop," laughed Harvey.
"Nah, I've always been good as the good cop, you're better as the bad cop," said Renee.
"Just as long as you two get answers, its 8:34 and the Joker and the others might start their war anytime soon," said Gordon.
Oswald looked to see Renee and Harvey enter the room. "I want my lawyer!" growled Oswald.
"Oh, sure, when you tell us where the war is going to take place," said Renee.
"No, I want my lawyer first!" growled Oswald.
"Answer the question, fat-ass!" growled Harvey.
"I am the mayor of Gotham City, I don't have to answer any questions!" growled Oswald.
"You are not going to be mayor anymore, Vicki Vale has already posted the story into the news, you've been sacked," said Harvey.
"W-What!? Impossible! It can't be!!" yelled Oswald.
"Believe it, Cobblepot, if you tell us where the fight is going to be, we won't send you to Blackgate, where you would be a passed-around piece of meat, hard to believe, and send you to a place where you would be safe from that stuff," said Renee.
"I thought I was the bad cop?" joked Harvey.
"Doesn't mean I can't be mean once and a while," laughed Renee.
"I cannot tell you, the Joker will find me, one way or another, besides, it's too late, people will die, that was his plan, that's his punch line, there is nothing you can do to stop him from telling a joke!" growled Oswald.
Harvey then slammed Oswald's head on the table. "Listen, you fat-fuck, tell us where the war is going to happen or I will do more damage to you!!!" roared Harvey.
"Screw you, copper!" growled Oswald.
"Harvey, calm down, we're trying to get answers, not kill him," said Renee, holding him back.
"Dammit, we are not getting anything from this guy!" growled Harvey.
"Don't worry, I think I know where they are going to hit," said Gordon over the intercom. The two then entered the other room.
"Commissioner, where?" asked Jason.
"The Washington/Blake/Hill Street Intersection, it's where Harvey Dent used to live, the Joker would possibly think it is funny that he would kill Harvey Dent near his old home," said Gordon.
"Alright, let's go before it's too late," said Renee, they then rushed out of the building to the police cars...
...8:45 PM...
Vicki Vale sat in her bathtub while the water rained down on her naked body, she was thinking, thinking who the Batman was.
He appeared almost all the time she was in trouble, like when she was kidnapped by the Mad Hatter, attacked by the Scarecrow, trapped in Arkham Asylum, and just recently when she was in the mercy of the Joker and his monster, Killer Croc.
She got up, washed herself, and turned off the water.
She put on her pink bathrobe and walked out to her living room.
She then heard the door ring. "Pizza!" yelled someone outside the door.
Vicki was confused. "I didn't order any pizza?" Vicki said to herself.
She walked over to the door and opened it. "I'm sorry, I didn't order any-"
Before she could finish, she was punched in the face and fell to the floor. She looked to see the Tally Man in a pizza delivery outfit.
"It's on the house," said the Tally Man.
Vicki was pushed into the Joker's limo, where she saw the Joker and his girlfriend looking at him.
"I guess we caught you in the shower, heheh!" joked the Joker.
The Tally Man then went in and sat next to Vicki. "Drive, Croccers, it's almost time!" hissed the Joker.
"You are not going to get away with this Joker, Batman will figure out everything and stop you, just like the numerous times before," said Vicki.
"You here this bitch, she thinks she knows Batman because he was doin' his job and saved her scrawny ass!" taunted Harley.
"I know, just because Batman has a little taste for redheads fucked up in the head, doesn't mean she knows him," said the Joker.
"All redheads are nut jobs," said the Tally Man.
"True, I mean, Asuka, nutjob and a bitch, Cletus Kasady, nutjob and humanitarian, do I need to go on?" asked the Joker.
"I think we get it," said Vicki in an angry tone.
"Yeah, well, Batman is not gonna save you because you are the flag," said the Joker.
"What are you talking about?" asked Vicki.
The Joker pulled out his cellphone and called someone. "Hello, Meatface?" asked the Joker after a few seconds, "Put this on three-way call with Sionis..."
...8:52 PM...
Robin walked across the mansion, seeing Batgirl sitting on a sofa. "Hey, Barbara...was it?" asked Robin.
"Yeah, you're Dick Grayson, I'm sorry what happened to your parents, I was there," said Batgirl. Robin then sat next to Batgirl, staring at the ground.
"They are gone, there is nothing to bring them back," said Robin.
"I heard...Black Mask killed them, is that true?" asked Batgirl.
"Yes, Batman says revenge doesn't bring anything but sadness, but I am sure if I enact it just once, I will feel good," said Robin.
"He might have a point," said Batgirl.
"Sometimes I feel like he is holding me back, like he doesn't want me to upstage him," growled Robin.
"That's not true, that's not the Batman I heard of, he is just trying to save the city spilling as less blood he can," said Batgirl.
"I know, but he can't understand that I can do this by myself," said Robin. "No one can do everything by themselves, even Batman knows that now," said Batgirl.
...8:58 PM...
The Joker's limo raced across the city, with five cars following him, cars belonging to the Joker's gang.
There stood the three-way, where the buildings were packed together on all the sides. They then stopped in the right side of the three-way; they all created a double-sided barricade of cars.
They got out of their cars and entered the barricade. The Joker was the last to get out, with Vicki being pulled by her hair.
"Damn, it figures, those fuckers can't get out of a fishbowl! HAHAHA!!" laughed the Joker.
"What am I in this whole messed-up plan?" asked Vicki.
"Oh, you are the flag, I decided to make this whole thing a game, whoever gets the flag, you, get's a goooood night!" laughed the Joker.
"What the...I thought you weren't a rapist!" shrieked Vicki.
"Well, if I win, I'll just kill you and have sex with Harley on the blood, that's a good in my book, also, I don't like rape, it's like a black joke, it's not funny," said the Joker.
"Two-Face wasn't enthusiastic about it, but Black Mask, now that's a different story," laughed the Tally Man.
As the driver drove erratically through the city, Two-Face flipped his coin, strangely staying on the same area as he flipped.
"What is that fool doing? Why did he tell us the plan? Why the girl? I don't care, the flag is not the objective, the Joker...is!" growled Two-Face to himself.
Black Mask drank a whole bottle of wine, with two men beside him. "Should you drink before a fight, boss?" asked one of the men.
Black Mask returned the question with a bottle to the face. "Shut up, this may be the last time I drink, besides, I got to get ready for tonight, boys, cause the Joker's gonna die and I'm gonna thrash away a woman!" hissed Black Mask.
"But, aren't you married?" asked another man.
Black Mask then grabbed another bottle and smashed it at the guys face. "Yeah, but I don't give a fuck about that lyin' whore! Now get their faster, you dumb fucks!" growled Black Mask.
The other squad of cars appeared on their sides of the three-way. They all got out and drew their guns, the Joker and his gang did the same.
"Ready to die, clown!!!" yelled Two-Face. "Countin' on it, meat-face!!!" laughed the Joker.
...9:03 PM...
Gordon and his men waited at the Washington/Blake/Hill Street Intersection, waiting for the dregs of Gotham.
"You think we are early?" asked Jason.
"Beats me!" growled Harvey.
The radio to Gordon's car then went off. "It's Gordon, what is going on?" he asked.
"Commissioner Gordon, we were wrong, it's at the Veidt/Kovacs/Osterman Three-way intersection," said the cop at the other end.
"What!? Damn, I knew it, the Joker knew that would be the case, so he chose the less obvious, and the most populated...dammit!!" growled Gordon.
"You have to get over here, it's a fuckin' massacre, they keep on shootin' and shootin', and the Joker keeps on shootin' at civilians, I don't know if I-" A gunshot was heard, and then more gunshots, but not the police officer.
"Officer Mann...Officer Mann!...Dammit," growled Gordon, he then turned to everyone, "Everyone, it is on Kovacs Intersection, not the Blake Intersection! Let's move!!!"
"Master Wayne, come quick!" yelled Alfred.
Batman, Robin, and Batgirl rushed to Alfred at the computer, revealing why he called.
A news report was playing on the computer.
"It is a pure disaster that is happening right now, folks, a real abomination. Three crime lords, the leader of the Sionis Crime Syndicate, Roman Sionis, or better known as Black Mask, Harvey Dent, the once proud district attorney turned insane criminal, and the Joker, who is greatly feared in our city, are in a terrifying battle to the death, as their gang, as well as themselves, are shooting at each other, not caring who gets in their way. The Joker at first seemed to have been shooting at civilians before they all disappeared...wait...the police are here, but they cannot get to the secondary blockade! They must have planned this for a while, the police cannot seem to get through, truly, this is Gotham's darkest day..."
"The Kovacs Intersection? Damn, he knew that is what we would be expecting!" growled Batman.
"What do we do, Bruce?" asked Robin.
"We are all going to get there and stop it!" growled Batman.
"But, how are we going to get through that barricade? The cycle cannot get through it," argued Batgirl.
"Maybe if I can get an explosive batarang at one of the cars...no, it's not strong enough to move it completely out of the way, and they would likely see me and would open fire!" growled Batman.
They then heard a loud motor, driving into the garage of the Batcave. "I didn't think it would be built this fast, and also so likely," gasped Batman, he then ran to the garage.
"What is it?" asked Robin, he and Batgirl chased after him.
They entered the garage to see a magnificent car, or as it would be called. The car was pitch black, as big as a SUV and long as a small limo.
It had spikes on it, pitch-black one-way windows, large tires, and a plow at the part, with lights above the plows where the normal ones on a car would be, it was more tank than car.
"Wow, what is that thing?" asked Batgirl. The door opened and Lucius Fox walked out. "I call it the Thresher, a powerful tank that weighs more than a ton, drives as fast as a racecar, and brakes that could stop a train in a few seconds, trust me, very, very powerful brakes, along with unmatched strength mixed with great speed," said Lucius.
"Did you copy those blueprints that the Riddler stole?" asked Robin.
"At least I didn't market the whole thing," said Batman.
"Alright, so what's the plan?" asked Batgirl.
"Alright, Robin, you drive the Batcycle, with Barbara in the passenger, now, you DO know how to drive, right?" asked Batman.
"I drove a boat!" argued Robin.
"You crashed the boat," replied Batman.
"Well, a motorcycle should be easier!" argued Robin.
"Come on, we are losing time!" argued Batgirl, "I'll drive, I know how to drive a motorcycle!"
"How?" asked Robin.
"My dad taught me, of course!" said Batgirl with a sigh.
"She is right, we should hurry, I'll go on the Thresher, you follow me!" ordered Batman.
The carnage ran through the three-way, the blood was like a beverage to the Joker's lust. Bullet holes were the paint of the cars, and the pavement was covered in used bullets.
Many died, four for the Black Mask, six for Two-Face, and ten for the Joker, two were the Joker doings, as he had not hit someone for a few minutes, and decided one was expendable, another few minutes, he did it again.
As I mentioned the blood, let me do it again. The blood ran through the streets like the water of the rain running down the drain.
No one was killed because of their race, religion, sex, or age, considered to the Joker, they were all equal, but they are all lower than him.
The Joker ducked behind his Jokermobile, along with the Tally Man.
"Boy, this is the most fun I have had for a while!" laughed the Tally Man.
"Yeah, seeing Harvey Dent becoming an alcoholic sociopath puts an even bigger grin on my face!" laughed the Joker.
Vicki was hiding behind Killer Croc as he shot at the other gangs with a shotgun. She then saw an opening in the car blockade in the back she could use to escape. She moved to get through, but was pulled back by the hair by the Clown Prince of Crime.
"Ahhhhh, you ain't leavin' the party already, are ya? We were just about to have cake, HEHAHA!!" laughed the Joker.
They then heard a loud motor run from the distance; everyone stopped shooting to see what that loud noise was.
They looked to see something large come towards the Joker's blockade; it was the Thresher, with the Batcycle right next to it.
The cycle then went behind the Thresher, knowing what Batman intends to do.
"Hey, maybe we should move out of the way," said the Joker, trying to sound stupid for a joke.
The Joker and his gang moved out of the way, with Vicki in Croc's hands, as the Thresher crashed through the cars, sending them flying in the air. It quickly swerved and moved to Black Mask's blockade, crashing through it like a crazed elephant protecting its young.
Black Mask was on the right side of the blockade from the entrance to his street as the Thresher drove through the opening it made.
Two-Face flipped his coin, to see if he would move or not, it was heads, he would move. The Thresher had made openings into the fight, allowing police to move in at ease, and just in time, after the final hole was made, the police went in for the kill.
The Thresher was parked in the middle of the whole three-way, making shooting Two-Face or the Joker for them impossible.
Batgirl parked the cycle behind a car of the Joker's that was on its side.
"I want that!" laughed the Joker, talking about the Thresher, he then yelled out, "Hey, anybody who wants to continue the fight, get on the roofs!!" Killer Croc let go of Vicki and ran, knowing she was unimportant in the whole grand plan of the slaughter.
Two-Face and his men went into a building, the Joker going into the one a few buildings next to it; Black Mask's men went into a building just across from Two-Face's building.
Vicki decided she must get to the police for protection, but someone grabbed her arm. She looked, hoping for her man in the black mask, but it was the wrong mask.
"Well, looks like I got the flag!" hissed Black Mask.
He then dragged her to the building his men went into, she tried to get away, but Sionis was too strong.
Robin saw this, thinking it would be his chance at revenge. He quickly ran after Sionis as he went into the building.
"Robin!" yelled out Batgirl, but Robin was in his own world, a world of revenge and just rewards.
Batman got out of his tank/car, Batgirl ran to him. "Batman, Robin just went after Roman, what do we do?" asked Batgirl.
"This will be his final test, to see if he is really ready, you and I will go after the Joker and Two-Face," ordered Batman.
"Right," replied Batgirl.
They then entered separate buildings, Batgirl entering Two-Face's, Batman entering the Joker's, he knew know he must stop chasing after false dreams.
Robin ran through the halls, beating up gang members at ease, they did not know how to fight or dodge bullets, thanks to Batman's training and his parent's training before him, he was able to do much against the untrained mobsters.
Robin only had one thing in mid: revenge. He could do nothing to get Tony Zucco, he knew that he would have to go after the one who started it all, the Black Mask, a man who had no mercy, no pity, no remorse, no use for this world.
Black Mask opened a door to an empty apartment, he then threw Vicki on the floor.
"You think this is the time to get stupid?" asked Vicki.
"My men can take care of this, I should just let the Joker and Two-Face kill each other, spare me the trouble," growled Black Mask, "Besides, you're dressed for the occasion..."
Roman grabbed Vicki's hair and threw her at the wall, grabbing her cheeks to make a kissing look.
"Come on, baby, give me some sugar!" growled Black Mask.
Then, the door busted open, revealing Robin. Sionis shot at him, but missed.
Robin leapt at him, with his yell terrifying to the weak-hearted and his bo staff ready to break skulls.
Black Mask punched Robin in the face, knocking him on the floor.
Black Mask then grabbed the staff, dropping his gun, and started to hit Robin over and over again in the stomach.
A bullet then grazed Roman's arm, he turned around and struck Vicki across the face, knocking her to the floor, for she was the one who shot the gun.
Robin pulled out a red batarang and threw it at Black Mask's forehead when he turned around to beat Robin again.
The mask saved his forehead, but it was tucked in there, he pulled it out and dropped it on the ground. "Time to die, bird boy!" growled Black Mask.
Robin used a sweeping kick to make Black Mask fall on the ground. Robin grabbed his staff and hit Black Mask on the back of the head.
He stumbled as he turned around to face Robin, he then rushed at him, Robin dodged and hit him on the back, making him stumble forwards.
Black Mask then fell out of a window breaking it in the process.
Robin dropped the staff as he went to see his rival fall. Robin looked to see he was grabbing to the ledge, clinging for his pathetic life, it then started to rain, as it usually does in Gotham City.
Black Mask was slipping as Robin looked as he clung to the window seal. Robin wanted to see him die, he wanted to see him lose his life, but not like this, not by toying with his life, not by torturing him, not by killing him, not by the actions of the Joker.
As Black Mask's hands slipped and was falling down, Robin grabbed his sleeve.
He quickly pulled him up as the sleeve started to rip, he threw him to the ground. "You saved me, why?" asked Black Mask.
"Someone important would not want to see me a killer," growled Robin.
Black Mask got up and pointed his gun at Robin. "Noble, kid, but you have to remember, like most people in Gotham City, I am a sociopath," growled Black Mask.
He then was hit on the back of the head, by a strong force, he then fell down to the ground, with Vicki Vale behind him and holding on to the staff.
"Thanks," said Robin. "No problem, kid," said Vicki with a smile.
Batman got to the fifth floor, above it was the roof; he was then grabbed by Killer Croc and thrown across the hall, hitting the wall.
Everything was easy at first, as no one was there, but it was going to have to get a lot harder, for you see, Batman was still injured by the fall, and his ribs have not healed fully.
As Batman got up, Killer Croc rammed towards him, Batman jumped out of the way, Killer Croc ramming into a room.
Batman tried to get up, but a green scaly arm crashed through a door and grabbed Batman's head, pulling him into a room and throwing him to a table.
Batman pulled out a batarang and threw it at Killer Croc's eye.
He grabbed his eye in pain, roaring in anguish and anger.
He then grabbed Batman's arms and roared in his face, he could smell the rotting bodies of Killer Croc's victims in his breath.
Batman then kicked him in the stomach and freed himself. He landed on his feet, but had to crouch down because of the pain of his sides.
Killer Croc grabbed a fridge from the kitchen and raised it over his head. "Prepare to be crushed, Batman!" growled Killer Croc, he then roared in victory.
Batman then used another of his roped batarangs and wrapped it around his legs; he then pulled, tripping Killer Croc.
He roared as he fell to the ground and was knocked out by the fridge falling on his head.
Batman got up as he heard Killer Croc snored in unconsciousness.
He looked to see a family of four, surprised by the fight. "I might suggest you get a new fridge," said Batman, he then walked out.
On the roof, the Joker and Two-Face's gang shot wildly at each other, killing many members. Harley was behind the entrance as the Joker and the Tally Man shot at Two-Face's gang, as they were the only ones.
"Ummmm, Puddin', do you think we should call it quits, he got us outnumbered 3-7, and I'm all out," said Harley in a scared tone.
"Don't worry, sugar buns, me and Tally got things under control," explained the Joker, he then turned to the Tally Man, "DO IT!!!"
The Tally Man then grabbed a grenade from his pocket and threw it at them as he pulled out the fuser with his teeth.
Two-Face saw the grenade and jumped out of the way as it exploded and took the rest of his men with him. Two-Face got up and pointed his gun at the Joker, but was aimed at by the Joker and his enforcer.
"Well, Harvey, you haven't thought through this, have you?" asked the Joker, not grinning at all, seeming a little displeased.
"I don't care if I live or not, as long as I kill you!" growled Two-Face, he then flipped his coin, and it came with tails.
The Joker then grinned in sadistic happiness. "Go ahead, buddy, kill me!" said the Joker in a hissing laughter.
Batman opened the door and knocked Harley out with a hard punch. The Joker turned to see the Batman, him glaring at his enemy, the Joker smiling at his rival.
"Bats, I didn't think you would join the party!" laughed the Joker.
Two-Face quickly got up and pulled out his gun, but the Tally Man shot it out of his hand.
The Tally Man then hit Two-Face with his shoulder, knocking him on the ground. Batman moved to save Harvey, but the Joker kicked Batman in the stomach and pulled out a knife. Batman threw a batarang, but the Joker deflected it by the swish of his knife.
The Tally Man stepped on Two-Face's chest, and he pointed his gun at his forehead. "Bye, bye, Meat-Face!" growled the Tally Man.
He was then hit at the eye area by a home-made batarang by Batgirl; his sunglasses came off as he fell.
She ran to the Tally Man as he got up, but was surprised what she found.
"The Tally Man...is blind?"
True, the Tally Man was blind, his eyes pale white, but he had a different way of seeing. He was able to see through vibrations, like a bat, and due to the rain, he could see incredibly clear.
He then ran at Batgirl trying to punch her, but she dodged the blast and punched him in the stomach.
The Tally Man was more than able to withstand this and grabbed her throat. "I'm gonna kill you, Bat-bitch!" growled the Tally Man.
She then kicked him in the groin, he fell on his knees and let go of Batgirl.
She then did a sweeping kick, but he grabbed her leg and slammed her on the ground. She then kicked him in the face, but he then grabbed her and threw her off the building.
She then pulled out a rope batarang she stole from the cave and threw it at the Tally Man. It wrapped around his throat and she used it to climb up the building, she then kicked him off the building, he landed on a car, still alive, and fell to the ground, the police came and arrested him.
Barbara looked to see her father looking at her, she wanted to tell him, she wanted to tell him who she was, but she knew it was best kept secret for now.
Batman and the Joker fought against each other as the rain mixed with their blood.
Batman ignored the pain of his sides, knew that the Joker would not waste time to wait for him to recover, even if the Joker wanted to kill him then and there.
Batman kicked the Joker across the face, the Joker pulled out a playing card and threw it at Batman, but his gauntlet deflected the sharp cards.
The Batman rushed to defeat the Joker, but stopped when he pulled out a gun, it then pushed out the BANG! flagpole. "As you are a frequent member of my shows, you may already know my comedy routines!" laughed the Joker.
Batgirl saw this and attempted to apprehend him, only to be shot by the pole on the leg. She growled as she held the wound. "Now, now, new friend, I'll get to you soon," said the Joker; he was then put in a headlock by Batman.
The Joker stomped on the roof and a knife came out of his shoe. He then lifted his leg and stabbed Batman on the shoulder.
Batman had to let go, and the Joker pulled out a whoopee cushion, likely filled with Joker Venom.
Before he could squeeze it, Batman grabbed a black egg and threw it at the Joker's eyes, releasing the crushed glass. "OOOH! OW OW OW OW OW OW!!" yelped the Joker comedically as he wiped the glass from his eyes, Batman then quickly punched him across the face and knocked him to the ground.
The Joker got up and grabbed batman's neck, using the buzz shocker on him. Batman quickly punched Joker across the face, causing him to fall on the ground.
Batman then slammed his fist on the Joker's face as he laid on the ground.
The Joker let out a quiet laugh. "Wow, you sure know how to fight dirty, Batman, but as I said, you can't fight if you don't fight dirty, heheheh!" snickered the Joker.
Two-Face slowly got up; he then put his foot on the Joker's throat.
"Harvey, stop!" growled Batman.
"Enough of the charade, Batman, I have the right to kill him when you can't bring yourself to do it!" growled Two-Face.
"Harvey, this is not what Gilda wants!" growled Batman.
"Oh no...she would...want this...Harvey, she would...want you to avenge...her, if you...don't...it will be...like jerkin' off...on her grave...but you do that anyway...don't you?" taunted the Joker, still gasping for air.
Two-Face then pointed his gun at the Joker's forehead. "Gilda loved you, she would not want to see you a monster," said Batman.
"She's dead, and I'll go to hell, and we will never see each other again, it doesn't matter!" growled Two-Face.
"So, go ahead...Two-Face...kill me...end my pitiful existence...put me out of your misery!" hissed the Joker, he then started to go into a wheezing laugh frenzy.
Two-Face then pulled out his coin. "You live," said Harvey, holding it in the heads side. "Mmmmmhm," said the Joker, not really responding.
"You die!" growled Two-Face, holding it in the tails side.
"Oh, now, we are talkin'!" laughed the Joker.
He then flipped his coin, then Batman threw a bunch of double-sided coins into the air. Harvey tried to pick his coin, but could not tell.
He stumbled as he tried to catch the coins, and fell of the ledge. Two-Face yelled as he fell, Batman threw his roped batarang and it wrapped around Two-Face's ankle.
Batman then tied it to a pole.
Batman looked to see Robin on the other side, with a handcuffed Black Mask. Robin smiled to Batman, Batman nodded to his son.
"Aaaaaargh...you...stupid...prick!" growled the Joker as he got up.
"What's wrong, Joker, your plan backfired on you?" asked Batman.
"You...are to much, of a goody two-shoes, to let me die, huh?" asked the Joker.
"Exactly, Joker, because I am the one who protects the weak from the sadistic, the watcher in the shadows, I am vengeance, I am the night, I...am... Batman," he proclaimed.
The Joker looked at him, and smiled.
"And...as long as that is the case, Batman, I will be there, to haunt you forever as long as you keep that cape, as long as you fight, just to make you like me, the whole world should be like me, sanity, is like gravity, all it takes...is a little...push!" growled the Joker.
He then started to laugh, and laugh and laugh he did, even when Batman and his children disappeared, even when the police took him away, even when he was thrown into his cell in Arkham Asylum, thinking this is all...one...big...joke...
Batman, Robin, and Batgirl reunited back at the Batcave; Batman faced the two teenagers, with them straight, ready to listen to him.
"I see that I have help, after all, I thought I can do this alone, but now, I see that I do need help, as I cannot cleanse Gotham City of it's filth, without help, so I welcome both of you, to my family," said Batman.
"Thank you, Bruce," replied Barbara.
"But, I expect you to do what is necessary to protect everyone in Gotham, do you agree?" asked Batman.
"Yes," replied both of them. "Good, prepare for the never-ending fight, for we are now...at war," said Batman.
The Joker sat on the floor with his back to the wall; he looked at a cut from his finger, watching as the blood dripped from it.
"Oh, Batman, I can't wait, as you know, I always escape, and soon, I will carve you a smile, just like mine, heh heh heh heh, heh heh heh, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha haaa, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!"
PsykoReaper: DONE WITH SEASON 1, PREPARE FOR SHIT TO HAPPEN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Anyway, I told you what I would in vision the theme song to be; here it is..."Soldier Side" by "System of a Down"!
I chose that song because even though it does not mean Batman, but it reminds me of Batman a lot, especially the "God is wearing black" part. Plus, it has the word Joker in it, so it's perfect!