Disclaimer: I don't own Greek Mythology for the last time fool!
AN: Hestia, Hades and Persephone probably will make an appearance in the next two chapters.
The Good, the Bad, and the Extremely Stupid:
"Yes! Whoohoo!" Hermes yelled. It was time to score with Calypso! Who was…hugging Zeus? Hermes face turned reproachful, "Hey! I thought you said you were allergic to the opposite sex!"
"Wow. You just can't take a hint can you?" Athena muttered. Hermes being totally clueless was nothing new. But the strange hookups… This was getting fishy.
"I only like men that don't wear Pokémon boxers," Calypso responded, her arms around a very confused Zeus, "Like my Sky guy."
"Don't be dissing Pikachu!" Hermes screamed. Then he blinked, "Anyway. You can't prove those were my boxers!"
"You wrote your name on every pair." Calypso countered, "Forming a love letter with your boxers is so creepy! And besides, you spelled my name wrong!"
Hermes covered his face with his hands, "Stop making fun of me!"
Prometheus clapped his hands for silence. That may have worked on kindergarteners but it did little to control the puberty inflicted gods. You could feel the tension, attraction and mild stupidity in the air. Or maybe that was just the indigestion from the bean burritos they had served for dinner.
Atlas brandished a kitchen knife threateningly, "Shut up! You lowly little cockroaches!" That had a much better results. It was so quiet you could hear Hermes sucking his thumb and whimpering.
"Thank you Atlas. Now everyone form a big circle. Boy, girl, boy, girl please." Prometheus ordered. The gods pushed away the tables and sat in the middle of the floor. Dionysus and Hera were clinging onto each other like a pair of leeches.
Zeus sat next to Hera and glared at her, "You disgust me! But I've found someone else. And her name is Calypso. She's everything you weren't, and plus she's hot."
Hera giggled as she ran her hand through Dionysus's greasy hair, 'Yeah whatever."
Calypso squealed and gripped Zeus's arm, "We're going out! Oh my gosh I love you honey cakes! I know this great little restaurant and we can have so much fun…" Zeus quickly began to regret his choice. Hera wasn't even getting jealous.
Prometheus twined his fingers together like a mad scientist. "So the rules for this activity are very simple. We will go around the circle starting with Hermes and ending with Athena. I will flip a coin, heads Truth or Dare and tails Spin the Bottle. If you cannot complete your activity you are kicked out and the last one standing gets no chores for a month."
Hermes raised his hand, "Does that include cleaning the latrines?" He shuddered. Those accursed bean burritos.
"That is a chore Hermes. So yes." Prometheus said. He pulled a nickel out of his pocket and flipped it, "You're up Hermes and you get Truth or Dare."
Hermes's lip quivered, "Truth." He squeaked.
"Besides the super cookie incident what is the thing you are most ashamed of?" Prometheus asked. All the gods looked at Hermes eagerly. Hermes's lack of intelligence was a form of free entertainment.
Hermes started to sweat. "Um…um…" Everyone leaned in closer and then Hermes exploded, "I knocked Apollo's toothbrush in the toilet and then put it back on the counter without washing it!" He bawled.
Apollo's eyes bulged, "Dude you cannot be serious! That is so gross! Does anybody have a tick tack? A rabies shot?"
"Next up, Demeter!" Prometheus flipped the coin, "Truth or Dare?"
"Ooh dare!" Demeter cried eagerly. Her crazy grin and hair full of leaves and twigs made her look demented.
"Run naked through a poison ivy patch." Prometheus announced raising his eyebrow.
"That? So easy! I do that all the time!" Demeter exclaimed waving her hand.
(This scene has been omitted due to rather disturbing content)
"I think I've been scarred for life." Zeus mumbled slamming his head on the ground.
"Don't do that!" Calypso cried, "You could damage your face!"
Prometheus was rubbing his forehead. Great. More gray hair. He thought. But out loud he said, "Okay! It's Dionysus's turn! Spin the bottle!"
Dionysus shook his head, "Nuh-uh. I only kiss my darling Hera-Wera. I'm going to bed." Athena rolled her eyes, like Dionysus was actually faithful to anybody. He was too drunk to usually notice who he was making out with. Or if it was even an animate object or not.
Prometheus made a little mark on his notepad, "Dionysus is out! Now it's Hera's turn. Truth or Dare?"
Hera considered it for a minute, "Truth!"
"If your boyfriend was cheating would you take out your anger on him? Or the girl he was cheating on you with?"
Hera blinked, "Is this a trick question?"
"Yes. Now it's Zeus's turn! Spin the bottle!" Prometheus called. He handed Zeus an old coke bottle. Zeus anxiously spun it. The bottle finally landed on… Aphrodite.
Zeus pumped his fist, "That's what I was talking about baby! Whoohoo!"
Calypso was heartbroken, "But I thought you loved me Zeusypoo?"
Zeus shrugged, "This is a game. I want to win. It's nothing personal. Oh and P.S. you really can't hold a candle against the goddess of love and beauty."
Calypso gasped and Hera pointed an accusing finger at Zeus, "This is why I broke up with you, creep!"
The game went on until it was finally Artemis's turn. Athena had cunningly devised a plan. Artemis seemed to be the only one she could test it out one. Artemis had to spin the bottle. It looked like the bottle would end up pointing at one of the mess hall chairs. (There had been a lot of making out with inanimate objects) but a little breath was just enough to make the bottle point at…Poseidon.
Artemis gasped. She couldn't do this! This whole plan had gone way too far! She would just have to give up and clean the latrine. But little did she know that right behind her was Eros and a golden love arrow was speeding toward her as fast as her own arrows hunted down men who got in her way.
AN: My computer says this is four pages long so it should be of decent length. But my computer has lied to me recently so I wouldn't trust it if I were you. Thanks goes out to everyone who sent ideas! Right now I need some as to how I'm going to get Hades, Persephone and Hestia into this story.