PsykoReaper: Teacher/Student Sex is wrong yet people are drawn to it like flies on a cow's ass.
Poison Ivy is one of my favs, she is sexy, seductive, and over all, cruel to her enemies. Her plant powers can easily defeat her foes, although, I hated the Joel Schumacher version of her, the rabbit ears and the eyebrow thingies were a turn-off, I WANT MY POISON IVY TO BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! LOL
P.S. This will be a chapter with a lot of sexual tension and what not; don't bash me for seemingly bein' a pornographist, or whatever they are called…
In the classroom, with Barbara and Pamela working in chemistry, the bell rang after a few minutes. Everyone except for the teacher and Pamela left, both of them sitting at their seats.
The teacher was Dr. Jason Woodrue, he started to grade papers. Pamela was silent, looking at the ground.
Woodrue was a tall skinny and gaunt man with messy hair, a five-o'-clock shadow, and round glasses. He had a dark and serious face, something that made Pamela quiver.
"You are incredibly silent, Pamela," said Woodrue, scaring Pamela, "Is something the matter?"
"Dr. Woodrue, I need to tell you something," replied Pamela.
"Can we talk about it over at my place?" asked Woodrue.
"I think it would be best if we were alone," replied Pamela in worry.
"Very well, come over at 6:00 tonight," said Woodrue, he then got up and walked out of the classroom.
Pamela looked down in worry, not knowing what she is going to do…
"What have I gotten myself into?"
LATER THAT DAY
Barbara and Dick entered the Wayne Manor, and waited at the main room for Alfred, saying he has something to show Barbara.
"So, what do you think Alfred wants?" asked Dick.
"I don't know, but he says it's worth the wait!" said Barbara excitedly.
"Maybe it's a brain," taunted Dick.
"Oh, ha ha, very funny, Dick!" laughed Barbara.
Alfred came out of a door in the right side of the entrance room, with a small yet wide box in his hands.
"Alfred, what did you want to show me?" asked Barbara.
"Oh, well, it's something that will help you in your nighttime missions with Batman," replied Alfred; he then handed out the box.
Barbara grabbed the box and opened it, revealing a new batsuit. "Alfred, this is amazing!"
"I used your old batsuit to measure your size, so it would fit perfectly," said Alfred in a proud tone.
"I'm gonna try it on!" said Barbara ecstatically, she then ran to a room in the hallways.
"Wow, that was nice of you," chuckled Dick.
"Well, since both you and Master Wayne's suits are bullet proof and hers is not, I thought that it would stop my worrying," explained Alfred.
"She managed fine for two years," retorted Dick.
"Now, don't tell me you were not a little bit worried, Dick!" laughed Alfred, "You always go in for the rescue!"
"She's just a team-mate, I just care for her well being!" argued Dick.
"I am sure," chuckled Alfred.
"Dick, can you help me!" yelled out Barbara from the room.
Dick then sighed and started to walk to the room. "Go get 'em, tiger!" joked Alfred.
"Alfred!" whined Dick, he answered with a quick laugh and walked away to do his job.
Dick opened the door to the dojo, where Barbara was changing, hoping not to see something embarrassing, but only saw Barbara in her suit.
Her suit was like hers, but it had black Kevlar instead of cloth, her black cape was made of the titanium cloth that Robin and Batman had, had a black cloth skirt, and had a yellow bat symbol instead of a white one.
"Like it?" asked Barbara in an excited tone, "Alfred sure went all out!"
"It's pretty cool, but what did you need me for?" asked Dick.
"Oh yeah, I need help with this zipper," said Barbara, she then turned around and pointed to her back, "I can't reach it that well can you get it?"
"Um, okay," replied Dick in a nervous tone.
He then got over and lifted her cape, revealing the open zipper, with her back the only thing seen, Dick was nervous as he zipped her up.
"Thanks, Dick!" thanked Barbara.
"Yeah, sure," sighed Dick, he then was quiet as Barbara looked at herself in the mirror, "So, where is Pamela?"
"Ugh, seein' Woodrue!" groaned Barbara.
"So, it is true!" gasped Dick.
"Yeah, her and that creepy old pervert are doing the devil's work, but no one can prove it!" groaned Barbara.
"Well, I heard she never had a boyfriend and such…" said Dick.
"Yeah, that is true, but I don't see how that changes anything…" sighed Barbara.
"Ummm, have you ever had a boyfriend?" asked Dick, "Not that I am interested in dating you!"
"Well, I had a crush on a boy in the sixth grade but he moved away," replied Barbara.
"Any new crushes?" asked Dick.
"Nah, except for this one guy, but our relationship is completely professional," sighed Barbara.
"I see," said Dick, thinking she was talking about him.
"Still, it would be nice if he should me a little interest," sighed Barbara, "But it wouldn't work, we are in two completely different worlds, and he is in enough trouble than to be with me…"
"Maybe if you told him how you feel, it wouldn't matter at all," replied Dick.
Barbara took a deep breath and sighed loudly. "Dick…you would not understand…"
Pamela walked to Dr. Woodrue's apartment building; she entered the elevator, rode it up to Woodrue's floor, and walked to his door.
She quietly knocked on his door, oh so quietly, hoping that he would not hear her, sadly, he did.
He opened the door and smiled. "Isley, it is good to see you, it is always good to see you…"
"Hello, Jason, I have something to tell you," she said.
"Come in, I want to show you something, something grand," he announced.
She entered, as she entered, Woodrue slightly rubbed her back, making her skin crawl with both embarrassment and pleasure.
She then sat on the couch, keeping her legs together and her arms at her side.
"Why so serious?" asked Woodrue.
"It's just, I have something to tell you, that is incredibly important," whispered Pamela.
"Me first, it is something grand!" laughed Woodrue, he then ran to the bedroom, after a few minutes, he ran out with a vial of green liquid.
"What is that?" asked Pamela.
"It is something that will revolutionize the world; this vial contains a serum that can turn animals into plant-based organisms!"
"Does it work?" asked Pamela.
"Yes, on all five of the test subjects, dogs of course," explained Woodrue.
"Any humans?" asked Pamela.
"No, not yet, I am still not sure what the effects will be," sighed Woodrue, little did Isley know, he lied, his test subjects all died.
"Well, I need to tell you something," she whispered.
"Yes?" asked Jason Woodrue.
"I…am pregnant…"
Woodrue was silent. "Are you serious?"
"Yes, it's yours, you are the only one, and I went to a doctor and everything…"
"How far?" asked Woodrue.
"A month…"
"Can you…take care of it?"
"No, that's murder, and I couldn't give away something like that, so I was hoping we could take care of it, together…"
Woodrue was silent, he knew this sort of thing will damage his career, and he will have to deal with, in his own mind, "A snot-nosed little noise-maker".
"Pamela, I would like to celebrate the occasion," said Woodrue.
He then grabbed Pamela's hand and led her to the bedroom.
After an hour, Pamela laid naked on Woodrue's bed, sleeping under the covers. Woodrue got out of the bed and walked to his desk, he pulled out a needle filled with his solution, he then walked to the bed, he pushed the needle to her wrist, and filled the vein with his toxin.
She then suddenly woke up, she started to tremor, like having a seizure. She started to foam at the mouth, green foam, and her eyes started to become blood-shot.
She fell to the ground; she started to puke out blood. She kept on puking blood until only drops were coming out, she started to turn green.
She finally fell to the ground and seemingly died. Woodrue just stood there as the whole thing happened. He then grabbed her clothes, grabbed a trash bag and put them all in them.
He then grabbed Pamela and stuffed her in the trash bag. He then opened the window and chucked it into the streets, right in the dumpster.
He then sighed and walked back into his room.
Pamela could only see darkness; she used her nails to scratch a hole into the bag. She could still see nothing; she lifted the door of the dumpster and found herself in the streets.
She looked around to see the alley and the street.
She got out, and realized she was naked; she then grabbed her clothes from the trash bag and put them on.
She then looked at the window, not remembering whose it was, she could only remember a few things, like she was pregnant, her best friend was Barbara, she was Pamela Isley, and she was in a sexual relationship with Dr. Jason Woodrue.
She felt cold, but it was not the environment, even though it was raining. She actually was being replenished by the rain for some reason.
She walked down the alley from the street and saw another street. She looked at her hand to see it was green, pale green.
She threw away her glasses, as she could see without them. She looked at her chest to see it grew two sizes, a C-Cup. She was greatly confused by her predicament; she didn't know who she was anymore.
She then started to feel sick; she started to moan in pain. She fell to the ground and puked out blood, and something else. She was horrified to see what is was, it was a fetus, her fetus.
She then started to cry, suddenly, she felt no pity, she started to feel hate for it. She started to feel hate for everything. She got up and walked into a manhole, she remembered the stories of Killer Croc, but she felt not fear or bravery, she just felt nothing.
She walked out of the sewer after an hour of walking, even after hearing a few growls of the croc, from a far way in the sewers. She saw it was till night and still raining, but she did not care. She was at the entrance of a forest lake; she walked to the land and sat near a tree.
She started to feel sick once again, but this time she just spat out seeds. She then grabbed a handful of dirt and put the seeds in there and put the dirt over them.
"Grow…my children…"
…TWO MONTHS LATER…
Batman sat at his computer, looking at these strings of murders. These murders involved members of power companies involving oil, nuclear energy, anything that involved products that harmed the environment. They seemed to die from poisonous materials, but they seem to be completely natural.
Another thing that Batman was investigating is a new prostitution ring in Gotham that came out of nowhere in, there were three prostitution superpowers currently, once four, that was Maxie Zeus', there was the Joker's Harlequins, Sal Maroni's Prostitutes, and Black Mask's Prostitutes, but there seems to be a new one, but what is peculiar of this prostitution ring is that the prostitutes are not human.
Every time they bring a prostitute from the new ring in, they just die; autopsy reveals they are plants in human form. They also talk about a Madame named Poison Ivy; Batman has been thinking the prostitutes and the killings are linked somehow.
He then heard someone come into the cave; he looked to see Barbara with a cup of cocoa. "Barbara, you should go home and get some sleep," said Batman in a concerned tone.
"I could say the same about you, Bruce," yawned Barbara, "So, any leads on the murders or the new prostitution ring?"
"I think they may be linked, I sent Robin to talk to Harvey," replied Batman.
"You think he may know?" asked Barbara.
"Well, he is sometimes an informant of mine, sometimes he is my enemy, he let's his coin choose what side he is one," replied Batman, he then looked through the computer again.
Suddenly, Robin came in with his helmet on. He took it off and huffed, with a scratch on his brow and a bruise on his cheek.
"You alright?" asked Barbara.
"Yeah, me and Two-Face had a scuffle, nothing new," sighed Robin.
"What did you learn?" asked Batman.
"He says the Madame, Poison Ivy, lives in an abandoned logging mill outside the city, somewhere in the woods, a few miles north from Slaughter Swamp," replied Robin.
"How did he know this?" asked Batman.
"Didn't say, he also said that a dirt road is the only way one can get to the headquarters," explained Robin.
"Very well, in the break of dawn we will infiltrate the mill, and put an end to this," said Batman, Robin nodded and left the Batcave.
Barbara watched as he walked away, When Robin walked out of the Batcave, she turned to Batman. "Bruce, what about Pamela?"
"Sorry, I could not find her, no news of her anywhere," sighed Batman.
"What about Woodrue?" asked Barbara, "I know he had something to do with this!"
"I do too, but there is nothing we could do," sighed Batman, "He has already lost his job because we exposed his affair with her, but we cannot prove he killed her…"
Barbara then looked down in despair, knowing she will never see her friend again.
"I'm sorry, Barbara…" apologized Batman.
"No, it's not your fault," said Barbara, with a tear in her eye, "I just wish I had my friend back…"
Batman got up and walked to her. "Barbara, we will find her, she's alive, I am sure of that…"
"How do we know that?" asked Barbara, with more tears.
"Because I know, if you believe it, then it is even more true!" adamantly said Batman, but still sounding caring.
Barbara then hugged Batman, sobbing into his chest, he then held her as well.
"Barbara, you always have the will to do what ever you want, just as long as you hold onto it…"
"Thank you, Bruce…"
…THE NEXT MORNING…
At the abandoned logging mill, which was covered in vines and had a few trees sprouting from the roofs of the building.
The abandoned logs and machinery outside was also covered in vines, with large flowers on them as well.
Inside it was covered in vines, moss, fungi, and flowers, making the mill look like a second Eden.
From the doors, two women came in, they wore skimpy outfits, and had a blank expression, but they were both incredibly beautiful.
They entered a room, which had Pamela Isley, wearing green knee-high boots, a green skirt, and a green shirt with black/green striped sleeves and the words, "POISON" on the chest.
"Hello, Poison Ivy!" they both said monotonously.
Poison Ivy seemed to be asleep; she then woke up and looked at them. "Hello, my little children, have you found Woodrue?"
"Yes, he is hiding with Black Mask at Newbrook in Serene Road," replied one of the prostitutes.
"Good, we will strike there soon, at night, I need to catch up on my sunlight!" sighed Poison Ivy, she then let out a loud yawn.
"What should we do?" asked a prostitute.
"Go and find me someone to feed on, I need my nutrients," laughed Poison Ivy.
"Yes, mother…"
Meanwhile, in a building, at a room only accessible from stairs leading downwards outside, Woodrue worked in a lab with many chemicals and many dead animals, all green.
"Damn, if only I kept some of the damn notes…" growled Woodrue to himself.
"Why didn't you?"
He looked to see Black Mask at the door, with two thugs behind him. Black Mask looked annoyed.
"Black Mask, what are you doing here?" asked Woodrue.
"Why didn't you keep the old notes?" asked Black Mask.
"Because I was completely wrong, the first test subject was a failure…" replied Woodrue.
Black Mask sighed and walked to the lab table. He grabbed a vial and looked at the green liquid.
"Maybe it only works on humans," hissed Black Mask.
"You want us to restrain the doc?" asked a thug, Woodrue looked at him in surprise, but not fear.
"No, you are to be restrained," replied Black Mask.
"What!?" shrieked the henchman. The other grabbed his arms and restrained him as Black Mask walked to him. During Black Mask's walk, the man was squealing like a pig.
"Shut up, you stupid motherfucker!" growled Black Mask, he then tilted the man's head and held his mouth open; he then poured the vial into his mouth.
He started to turn green, have bloodshot eyes, tremble, and foam green foam. After a few minutes of shaking like he had a seizure, he died.
They waited for a while, but nothing happened. "See?" sighed Woodrue.
Black Mask was silent, he then turned to Woodrue. "The only reason that you are alive is because I desperately want henchman that are all-powerful!"
He then grabbed Woodrue's head and slammed him to the table. "Now, get to work!" growled Black Mask. He then left the room, with his surviving henchman walking next to him.
That night, the Thresher sped through the dirt road, getting closer to the location. Batman drove with Batgirl and Robin in the back, waiting for the drive to be over.
"How far are we?" groaned Robin.
"Just a few more miles, my personal GPS says that the logging mill is just a few miles from here," replied Batman.
Robin sighed and sunk into his seat. "Bored?" asked Batgirl.
"Yeah, you?" replied Robin.
"Mm-hm," sighed Batgirl.
Finally, they got to the logging mill, with all its green glory. They were shocked to see it. "I didn't know vines grew like that here," gasped Batgirl.
"Well, we are near a swamp," replied Robin.
"Yes, but this place was only abandoned two weeks ago," said Batman, they looked at him in surprise.
"Really?" asked Barbara. "Yes, really," replied Batman.
"N…"
"Do NOT finish that!" growled Batman to Robin. Batman then walked to the mill, Robin let out a quiet laugh and followed him, along with Batgirl.
"Alright, we go from the roof, going through the door is suicide," ordered Batman.
"Why would it be suicide?" asked Robin.
"They always guard the front," replied Batman, he then pulled out his grapple gun and flew to the roof, he was followed by Batgirl and Robin.
They walked across the roof, walking past the trees; they finally got to a sky window, overlooking the vine-covered machinery.
Batman then turned to his partners. "Now, I will slowly cut out a space in the window to allow us to get through, we then quickly get to-"
Before he could finish, a large plant monster jumped out of nowhere and Batman and the monster crashed down the window and into the main production room.
"Batman!" yelled out Robin, he was then grabbed by vines from one of the trees. Batgirl sliced at the vines, but was grabbed by another tree.
"Robin!" yelled out Batgirl. They were then dragged down to the tree's base.
Batman landed on his back as the plant monster landed on its feet. It had a male humanoid frame, but its left arm was a bunch of vines and had thorn teeth and nails, yellow eyes, and was completely green.
Batman got up, the monster then ran at him, but Batman jumped over the beast. He threw a few batarangs at it, piercing the beast's back. It then turned to Batman and the vines on his left arm spread out and revealed a hole in the end of it, he then aimed it at Batman and a bunch of seeds came out.
Batman dodged them, which exploded into toxic spores at impact. Batman threw a batarang at the main controls, causing the saw blade to activate.
Batman threw more batarangs at the beast, causing it to follow him in rage. Batman led it to a platform, he then threw a rope batarang at the creature, causing the creature to be entangled and fall to the conveyer belt.
Batman then walked away, but his leg was caught by a vine and was dragged to the conveyer belt. The plant monster roared at Batman as he was cut in half, head first, Batman grabbed a batarang and cut the vine.
He quickly jumped off the conveyer belt, only to find he was surrounded by fifteen more plant monsters.
Batman later woke up from being beaten by four of the original plant monsters, the rest were defeated by Batman.
He found himself strapped to a wall, with vines constricting his hands and feet. He looked to find Robin and Batgirl also constricted, Robin was awake while Batgirl was not.
"Batman, where are we?" asked Robin.
"We are somewhere in the mill, but I don't know where…" replied Batman.
Suddenly, the door opened, revealing Poison Ivy in a black bra and panties. Batman instantly looked away.
"Don't be shy, Batman, I don't mind you looking," seductively said Poison Ivy. She then walked to him and pressed up on him.
"I've always had a thing for older men…"
"Do you think you can seduce me, Poison?" interrogated Batman. Poison Ivy then blew a red dust into him, he accidentally breathed it in, and he was suddenly more attracted to her.
"Pheromone dust, it always worked on the men I killed!" giggled Poison Ivy.
"You were the one who killed the CEOs of those companies!" growled Robin.
She then blew the dust at Robin, causing his blood to boil with lust. "I had to; they were killing my children…"
"Children?" asked Batman.
She then walked over to him. "Yes, my children, all the plants in the world, they are calling for a mother, our Mother Earth is screaming for help as you pigs rape her constantly!" growled Poison Ivy.
"I can agree that humanity is suffering from an insanity known as cruelty, but they don't deserve to be killed!" growled Batman.
"Not killed, wiped out, and yes, they do!" retorted Poison Ivy.
"You're…insane!" growled Robin, still suffering from the dust.
"Oh, really?" teased Poison Ivy as she got up close to Robin, causing him to shudder. She then pressed her fingers on his chest, "Why is that?"
"Because…" stammered Robin.
"Because isn't a valid answer, bird-boy!" giggled Poison.
"P…Pamel…a?"
She looked at Batgirl, who was awake, looking at Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy walked to Batgirl and removed her mask, revealing Barbara Gordon.
"Barbara," she said, without emotion, "You should not have come…"
"What happened to you?" stammered Barbara.
"Woodrue happened, Babs, he used a solution that turned me into this," sighed Poison Ivy.
"We can help you, just give up and…"
Poison Ivy then started to laugh. "Come on, Barbara, you think I can change back, besides, I like being a new woman, I have power, greater than you can imagine!"
"Who are you!" gasped Barbara.
"I'm a woman you mistake me for a little girl, I am Poison Ivy, Pamela died when Woodrue killed her, and so that is why I will kill him to avenge the old bitch…"
"You will not get away with this!" roared Robin.
"Oh, but I will, and there is nothing you can do about it, bird-boy!" giggled Poison Ivy as she left the room, the doors closing due to vines.
Batman was silent for a few minutes; he then moved his right arm a little, up and down slightly. The blades from his gauntlets slightly cut the vines, and after a few minutes, the vine was cut in half.
He then grabbed the vine holding his other hand. He was able to get free from the other vines via him kicking them off and the weight of him falling on the floor. He got up quickly and ripped the others from the vines.
"Thanks, Batman," thanked Robin.
"Don't mention it," replied Batman.
Batgirl grabbed her mask and put it back on; she then got up quickly and rushed to the door. When she opened it, she found that a bunch of spores appeared in the other side of the hall.
They then spewed out a massive dose of pheromone dust in the area. They all coughed, Batman fell onto the ground, dizzy.
When he got up, he looked to see Robin on the floor and Batgirl sitting on her legs in front of him, red dust surrounding the room.
"Barbara?" asked Batman.
"Bruce…I love you…"
Batman was shocked by this; she wouldn't have opened up unless she was confused. "You are just being attacked by the pheromones, your mind is messing with you…" he said as he got up from the floor.
"Bruce, I've always loved you, ever since you saved me from the Joker oh so many years ago, and I want to be with you…"
"You are too young, I am old enough to be your father," growled Batman.
"Don't you feel anything between us, a spark?"
"Right now, yes, but that is because of Poison Ivy's pheromones, otherwise, I would not think such thoughts with you…"
"Please…"
"Barbara, no, you must rest!" ordered Batman.
"YOU!!!" yelled Robin, getting up from the ground.
"Robin?" asked Batman.
"I like her, why does she like you, you are a serious bastard!!!"
"Robin, it's the pheromones, they are making you competitive!" growled Batman.
Robin then ran at Batman with his staff ready, Batman simply punched him the stomach incredibly hard, not holding back, causing Robin to fall on his stomach.
Batgirl watched as Batman walked to the end of the hallway and turned on the air conditioning. The air vents sucked up all the dust, removing their taint.
Batgirl shook her head, feeling back to normal. She then looked down in embarrassment, due to her actions caused by the dust and her surprising behavior.
She hesitantly looked at Batman, who was looking at her. "Let's go, Poison Ivy is going out for blood…"
"Y-yes…" she stammered.
"Grab Dick, I know where she is going," said Batman.
"How do you know?" asked Batgirl.
"I have been tracking Woodrue in case he made a mistake, all I know is that he is hiding out in a building in the Newbrook District in Serene Road, a night club owned by Black Mask, he seems to be working with Woodrue, and that is it…"
Batgirl then got up. "Then, what are we waiting for; I need to give payback at that bastard, but what about the plants?"
"We can get out by the air vents, there is a grate at the end of the hallway," explained Batman.
"Are you sure it is safe?" asked Batgirl.
"Yes, my cowl detected no plant-based organisms in the vents, and it will lead us to the Thresher," replied Batman.
"Good…"
Poison Ivy walked across the streets until she got to her destination, she smiled as she walked to the alley where the door downstairs was.
"Hold it!"
She looked behind her and saw a large muscular man standing a few feet behind her. "What are you doing here!" ordered the man.
"Oh, I was looking for a way in the nightclub!" giggled Poison Ivy, with her skin turning into a human template, to avoid suspicion.
"Well, I can show you the entrance!" laughed the man, who was the bouncer and was attracted to Poison Ivy.
"Oh, but I would like to give you a big kiss, just for helping me!" moaned Poison Ivy.
The man let out a small laugh and walked over to her; he then grabbed her and kissed her on the lips.
She put her hand on his head, keeping his lips on hers. Suddenly, he started to shake, his veins became more pronounce and were green, his eyes were bloodshot with green corrupted blood. She let go, his mouth started to foam that creepy green saliva, he then fell to the floor, still shaking until he stopped, along with his life.
"Stupid prick, you can't control Mother Nature!" laughed Poison Ivy.
Batgirl looked at the floor of the Thresher as it drove through the dirt road, she sat on the passenger seat, next to Batman. He did not look at her, just the road.
"Barbara…" said Batman.
"Yes, Bruce?" asked Batgirl.
"I know what you said in there was partially the truth, but it cannot be so," sighed Batman, "You are like a daughter to me, I care about you, but not like that, I am sorry, you should find someone else…"
"But who?" asked Batgirl, with sadness in her voice.
"I can tell how Dick feels about you, can you?" asked Batman.
"I…can see it, but he is…" sighed Batgirl.
"What, like a brother to you?" asked Batman.
"No, it's just, I don't know how I would fix this after…back there," cried Batgirl.
"I don't think it should matter," replied Batman.
"How can he forgive me for breaking his heart like that?" asked Batgirl.
"Trust me, Robin may be bull-headed, but I am proud of him, even though I never told him, his spirit is telling him to never give up, be it for purposes that is why I call him bull-headed, and purposes that involve his friends, he will not forget about you, he loves you, I can tell, and he will always forgive his friends…"
Batgirl looked at Batman, she then looked at Robin, still asleep in the backseat, and she then smiled at him.
Woodrue worked on his lab, injecting the serum into a lab rat. He watched it die like the others did.
"Damn, what am I doing wrong!" grumbled Woodrue, he then heard the door open, "Look I am not done yet, the serum is not working for some reason…"
"Maybe you should have used the original…"
He was shocked at this voice, he turned around to see Pamela's figure in the shadows. "P-Pamela?"
"No, there is no Pamela Isley!" she said, she then stepped out of the shadows, "Only Poison Ivy…"
"But…how?" asked Woodrue.
"The original serum only worked on humans," sighed Poison Ivy, "But you were too stupid to know that, now you will pay for your ignorance!"
"Pamela, you don't understand, I…I thought the serum would not harm you!" yelled Woodrue, trying to buy his way out of it.
"You killed Pamela, you killed your son, why should I let you live?" asked Poison Ivy.
"Please, it was all a mistake, please let me live!" pleaded Woodrue.
She then released a thorny vine from the top of her right wrist and lashed it at Woodrue's face, slashing his face and falling on the other side of the table.
She then walked over to him, who was holding his bleeding face. He attempted to crawl away, but Poison Ivy stomped on his foot, not allowing him to escape.
She then pushed down a multitude of chemicals on the screaming Woodrue. The chemicals burnt his skin, caused his skin to be a darker green, blood green, everything green. He started to cough repeatedly, he then started to tremble. He then gasped one last breath, and his life was ended by the female goddess.
Black Mask was in an office, he sat at his office chair in front of his desk when he heard a knock on the door.
"It's open!" he yelled.
From the door, an attractive prostitute entered the room. "Hey, sugah!"
"Well, this might be my lucky day, now get over here!"
The prostitute walked over to Black Mask and sat on his lap. "My, you are so attractive!" she giggled.
"Yeah!" laughed Black Mask, touching her sides.
"Even with that mask on, you make me shudder from pleasure!"
Black Mask then was silent. "Excuse me?" he growled.
"Well, that mask-"
She was then thrown to the floor and Black Mask pulled out a gun and shot her in the forehead. "This mask is all I have, bitch!" growled Black Mask.
He was then grabbed by the hair and thrown to the ground, he looked and pointed his gun at the assailant, and he looked to see Batman and Batgirl.
"Black Mask, what are you doing with a sex offender?" interrogated Batman.
"None of your business, bat-fuck!" yelled Black Mask.
"Hm, I see…" sighed Batman; he then turned to Batgirl, "Batgirl, if you will?"
She then grabbed him and threw him out of the window, he screamed, but a batarang rope grabbed his leg and stopped him from falling. Batgirl wrapped the other end of the batarang at a pillar in the office and walked over to the window with Batman.
"Alright, alright, I'll tell ya, I am tryin' to make a bunch of super-henchmen, ones that could stand a chance to you fucks!" growled Black Mask.
"So, wanted a better challenge for us, how nice!" taunted Batgirl.
"Where is he?" interrogated Batman.
"He's in a basement, only accessible from the alley near the building, now let me up, I'm afraid of heights!" yelled Black Mask.
Batman then pulled the crime boss up from the building side; he then punched Black Mask in the face, causing him to go unconscious.
Batman then turned to Batgirl. "So, now we know where Woodrue is, but where is Pamela?"
"She must be on her way, or maybe she already got to him first…"
They then heard screaming from the first floor. They then raced down the stairs to their destination.
They entered the club floor and saw people being killed by plant monsters. They then saw Poison Ivy sitting on a giant flower at the end of the right side of the room.
The plant monsters noticed the two vigilantes and rushed at them, Batman pulled out a spray can-like device, he then sprayed some green foam on the monster, and he then jumped out of the way and pressed a button on the side of it.
The beast then exploded into flames, it then fell on the floor, catching two others on fire as well.
"Bastards, you leave my children alone!" screamed Poison Ivy.
"So, you do have a soft side!" taunted Batman, he then grabbed a bottle of alcohol and threw it at another plant monster, he then grabbed a lit cigarette and threw it at the beast, causing it to burst in flames.
Batgirl was surrounded by three plant monsters, she then jumped over one and ran to the kitchen. The plant monsters ran after her, but she closed the door and locked it. As the beasts slammed against the wall, Batgirl looked under the sink. She heard in school that bleach all-purpose cleaners had the ingredients that could kill a plant. The beasts slammed through the door and she grabbed two bleach cleaners and sprayed them at the monsters. They started to whither away, turn brown, and die, she then ran out and ran at two plant monsters attacking Batman, she sprayed them in the face.
"Batgirl, where did you learn that?" asked Batman.
"Meh, it's something that I learned in school!" laughed Batgirl.
After all the plant monsters were killed, both Batman and Batgirl walked to Poison Ivy, with bleach cleaners in their hands.
"Oooooh, I'm scared!" taunted Poison Ivy.
"You should, we just killed your children with them, bleach is dangerous to plants, you know!" informed Batman.
"Hmph! And you will answer for their deaths!" hissed Poison Ivy.
Suddenly, vines from the flower quickly grabbed the hands of the two vigilantes and made them let go of the bleach cleaners. It then lifted them in the air, facing Poison Ivy.
"You know, Batman, you seem smart for a flesh-bag, maybe we can be king and queen!" said Poison Ivy seductively.
"No thanks, I don't date pottery!" growled Batman.
Poison Ivy ignored him and turned to Batgirl. "We can rule this miserable planet together, old friend, like sisters…"
"Go suck a lemon!" growled Batgirl.
"Bitch, and to think we were friends!" hissed Poison Ivy, she then grew a wooden blade from her upper wrist and aimed it at Batgirl's forehead.
Suddenly, a birdarang hit Poison's wooden blade and broke it in half, she held it back in pain. Another released both Batman and Batgirl. The two looked to see Robin, standing triumphantly at the door.
"Keep your hands off my friends, you chlorophyll bitch!"
She then ran at Robin and started to attack him in high speeds, but Robin was blocking her attacks. She then grew a vine from her upper wrist and whipped him across the face, sending him to the floor.
Batman moved to step in, but Batgirl put her arm out to stop him. "She's my old friend, it is my job to take her down!" growled Batgirl without looking at him.
She then ran up to him and grabbed her metal tonfas and rushed at Poison Ivy. Poison attacked her with the vine whip, but Batgirl used the tonfa to let the whip wrap around it, she then pulled the whip, making Poison Ivy tumble to Batgirl.
Batgirl then smacked Poison Ivy in the face with the side of the tonfa, causing her to fall on the floor. Batgirl then quickly pulled the vine and caused it to snap, causing Poison to growl in pain.
Poison Ivy then kicked Batgirl in the stomach and got back up. Batgirl then stumbled to the table and kicked Poison Ivy in the face as she ran at her. Poison fell on the floor and held out her hand, poison barbs then shot out her bottom wrist.
Batgirl kept on deflecting the barbs as Batgirl got closer. She then raised her foot and slammed it on Poison's hand.
"Babs, I thought we were friends!" pleaded Poison Ivy with an innocent face.
"Yeah, then you turned ugly inside!" snapped Batgirl.
Poison Ivy then glared at her, she then sprayed spores at Batgirl from the mouth. But Batgirl kicked Poison Ivy in the chin, causing her to look up and miss Barbara.
Batgirl then kicked Poison Ivy in the face as she attempted to look back at Batgirl, causing her to fall on the ground unconscious, with green sap coming out of her nose.
Batman then walked to Barbara and put his hand on her shoulder, she then looked at him. "Was it like this when you fought Harvey?" asked Batgirl.
"Something like that…" replied Batman.
After talking with the police about what happened, some of it, they returned to the Batcave, with Batman back at the computer, Robin walked to him.
"Bruce, I'm sorry, I never meant to attack you like that…" apologized Robin.
"It's alright, Dick, the pheromones were messing with your mind, making you act irrational…"
"Yeah, that is true…" sighed Robin.
"You should talk to Barbara, she wants to say something to you," said Batman, he then got off and walked up the stairs.
"Where are you going?" asked Robin.
"Bed, I need a good night sleep," yawned Batman.
Robin followed him until the stairs, where he saw Barbara sitting at the bench. He then walked over to her and removed his mask. "Barbara?"
"Hey, Dick…" she said weakly.
"You alright?" asked Dick.
"Yeah…no, no I'm not…"
"Why?"
"Because I wasn't truly honest with you, I liked Batman, but I found out that was a lie…"
"What do you mean?"
"I like you, Dick…"
Dick then froze up as Barbara hugged him, he slowly hugged her back, still surprised. She then laughed and pulled away. "Well, aren't you gonna ask me out!?"
"Ummmm, yeah…" he let out, he then took a deep breath, he then said really quickly, "Barbarawillyougooutwithme!"
She let out a small laugh. "Ok!"
He then breathed out quickly and wiped his brow. "That was easy!"
…THE NEXT DAY…
Dick was in his nicest tuxedo, with Alfred driving the limo. He was incredibly nervous, sweating uncontrollably.
Alfred then let out a laugh. "Calm down, Master Grayson, it is going to be alright!"
"Her father is the Commissioner, he might put me in Arkham if I do something wrong!" gasped Dick.
"You might get put in Arkham everyday because you dress in tights with a man dressed like a bat!" laughed Alfred, "Besides, you wouldn't dare try anything foolish, would you?"
"N-no, of course not!" stammered Dick, disturbed by this topic.
Alfred let out a laugh. "Everything is going to be fine, Master Grayson, trust me!"
The limo stopped in front of the Gordon residence. Dick slowly walked to the front door and knocked quietly on the door.
The door opened to reveal Jim Gordon. "Well, hello, Dick Grayson, right?"
"Y-yes sir, is Barbara ready?"
"Yeah, she's been waiting for this dance for a while!" laughed Gordon.
She then came down the stairs in a elegant black dress, causing Dick to smile with good memories of them fighting crime.
"Ready, Dick?" asked Barbara.
"Sure am!" laughed Dick nervously. As they walked down the path, Gordon shouted out, "Lay one hand on her, and you will be handcuffed with me!" He then laughed and closed the door.
This caused Dick to freeze in fear, Barbara then laughed. "He does that to all my boyfriends, don't worry!"
"O-okay…"
They then went in the limo and it drove away to the school.
Meanwhile, in Arkham Asylum, in the cell of Pamela Isley, where it was covered in plants, she sat on her bed, looking at a flower on her arm.
She then heard the door open, to reveal the Scarecrow and Hush, along with a shadowed figure outside the room.
"Hello, Ivy, I am the psychiatrist," hissed the Scarecrow.
"And I am the general," growled Hush.
"And I…am the doctor…" said a voice in a German accent. The figure revealed himself to be a 5'8, a muscular frame, a doctor's uniform, round glasses hiding his eyes, a bald head, a salt-colored beard, and a dark smile.
"I am Hugo Strange…"
PsykoReaper: Yeah, decided to open up the relationship with Babs and Dick a little early, to give people hope for RobinxStarfire, not sayin' that it'll fully go away, lol!