I'm only adding one chapter today. Inspiration for this chapter=MLIA. ;D
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Chapter 3
"Noodle...?" 2D asked confusingly, "Why did yeh jus' kiss me?"
"Uhh," I tried to think up a lie, "I missed you very much! I don't know why I didn't hug you, I guess it was just easier to lean over and give you a peck on the cheek. No biggie, I am sorry if you're creeped out now."
"Nono, i'ss okay. Accidents 'appen."
"Yeah..."
It was silent for a bit. I didn't know what to do really. 2D suddenly spoke up.
"Why yew wearin' dat mask?"
"Uuuh. Well...I do not know."
"Why? Yew 'idin' somfink?"
"No...no...it's just the uhm...new thing! Totally new fashion in 2010. Everyone's wearing creepy cat masks now...!"
"I can yell yer 'idin' somfink." 2D reached his hands on my mask and started lifting it off my face. I slapped his hand.
"No!"
"Wait a second...a' yew d' fake android Murdoc buil'?"
"What...? He did...WHAT...?"
"I'ss 'ard ta explain...wait..." He didn't warn me and slid the mask off my face. He gasped when he saw my right eye.
"Wot 'appened?!"
"It's a long story. I got injured so bad..." Memories of that horrid place came back, and I broke down in tears. 2D shifted to the side of the bed I was sitting on and wrapped his arm around me. I sobbed into his chest. He still smelled wonderful, and made me a little calmer. 2D spoke up again."'Ey, anno wot will make yeh feel betta!" I looked up.
"What?"
"'Ere." 2D held up a bottle that obviously contained alchohol. "Some of Murdoc's rum. I stole it when 'e wosn' lookin'. I'ss real strong, I fink. Want some?"
I hadn't drank alchohol in a really long time, I'm not sure when, actually. It was probably in 2005 sometime.
"Sure," I answered timidly. 2D pulled out two plastic cups and filled them with the rum. He handed one of the cups to me and I stared. I took one sip then immediately spit it out.
"Ugh, god! Yuck!"
"Too strong dere, Noods?"
"A little."
"I can wata' it down fer yeh a lil' bit if yeh need me to."
"Okay."
I handed him the cup and he poured a little water into the cup. He also added ice, then gave the cup back to me. I took another sip.
"Any betta?"
"Yes, it's not as strong any more." Soon, my whole cup was gone, and I asked for another cup. He nodded then got me a new cup. Eventually I had gotten up to eight cups of the stuff and 2D had gotten eight as well. I had to admit, the rum was still strong. I'm now drunk. 2D wasn't, which surprised me.
"2D, I see I see I see I see I see pu-pu-purple dotssss!"
"Noodle, are yew- oh don' tell me yer drunk."
"Drunk as a duuucckkk!"
"Oh foo."
"Can can I have a moose?"
"Uhh?"
"I want a motherf---in moose!"
"Noodle...?"
"MOOSE. NOW. OR I'LL FEED YA TO THE WHALE!"
"I don' go' a moose. No' on dis island..."
My strange ramblings went on for hours until my stomach growled. I hiccuped.
"Noodle...yew look green..."
"I'm supposed to be green!"
"No yer no'."
"I- AW KUSOOO! I need to thro*hic*ow up!" I ran to the bathroom and threw up into the toilet. After that, I felt very lightheaded and sick. "I fink dat rum wos still way too strong fer ya," 2D said from the doorway. I looked over. "Bed," I mumbled. 2D scooped me up bridal-style and carried me to his bed. "I 'ope yeh don' feel awkward sleepin wif me," 2D said climbing into bed next to me.
"Not at all," I muttered weakly. He's sleeping with me, I thought. I fluttered my eyelashes shut and slept lightly.
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A/N: Yeah...my mom recently told me that I probably won't be able to drink alchohol after a really nasty experience with cough medicine, I literally spat it up. I think alchohol is nasty anyways. Sorry for the short chapter by the way.