Disclaimer: KHR IS SOO MINE. THAT'S WHY Mukuro and Hibari have hot sex every episode, or another one confesses to Tsuna. No, it's not mine. D:

Misadventures of the Reluctant Tenth - Chapter 2

Day: 2 [Tuesday]
Entry: 1
Location: Namimori Middle School, in a tree.
Mood: Daresay...hopeful? Perhaps a little resigned and annoyed. In a meditative calm. For now. [It'll never last]
Listening to: If today was your last day- By Nickleback
Topic: My life..?

Dear Diary,

I've decided to let my...friends..? I guess? -Remain as familiga. Reborn's still stalking me, I swear. Apparently, Kyoko and Haru, and Hana seem to have very strange ideas. Just becuase Gokudera practically worships me [God, why am I called Jyuudaime?!], Yamamoto has suddenly become buddy-buddy, Hibari popping up all the time, Chrome and Mukuro always nearby [alledgedly to protect me from Hiba-san], and so on.

It's a good thing I create traps around my fucking bed.

This morning, I found several doujinshi fangirls trapped in the laser-triggered net, whilst Gokudera was hanging sheepishly from the ceiling upside down, Chrome snagged to a chair, and Yamamoto under it, laughing.

And this is a normal, ordinary day in my so called 'Life'

What does this tell others about me, I wonder...?

Oh, and you'll never believe it, diary. I gained an older brother- Dino Cavallone. Or something.

He's pretty, like Giotto-san, but I found out he's totally useless without his slave/family/bodyguard around.

...Ooh, kinky.

Giotto-san is cool, I wanna be like that when I grow up... :DDD

...

Anyway, just as an update, no one's bothering me up here. And I need to tell you this: I'm not that stupid.

Everyone else is like 'Oh, don't worry, Tsuna won't notice', and so on.

Why the HELL am I surrounded by man-whores who want nothing more than to get into my pants?

And I meant that literally.

I mean, you can see that they're all having relationships all over the place. And get this: Even Mukuro and Hibari are getting it on.

...Come to think of it, 69 is a very, extremely kinky number to have. And then there's Dino. I'm wondering who gets the top..? [Hibari or him...?]

The only person I kinda trust now is Basilicum/Basil-kun. Because, for starters, he actually listens to whatever the hell I'm talking about. And. He doesn't try to rape me [mentally or phsyically] every time he sees me. That would be the reason I'm sitting with him up here. And no, he can't see this because he's asleep. He looks really cute when he sleeps -insert XD face here-

And yes, I'm sitting in his lap.

And no, I'm not selfless enough to care that when the others find out we're like this- even for a moment- We'll need like...millions of Euros to fix everything here. I enjoy spending time with him. Basil, that is. I find his name cool. Much, much better than 'Tsuna/Tuna/whatever'

Hey, he's waking up. I'mma be right back, diary.

Basilicum, or Basil, as we will call him, stretched out a little, yawning slightly.

His vision was slightly fuzzy, and he felt warm and cozy in the tree with Sawada-dono. Something tickled his face, and his arms were wrapped around something comfortable. He nuzzled into the warmth, ans sighed in content.

Until the warmth shifted a bit.

Basil's mind was still slowly processing the movement- Wait, movement? Blue eyes widened approximately thrice the size of the usual, as he remembered the 10th vongola boss being up here with him. He was horrified.

'AHH, what have I done??!!'

"S-sawada-dono..!! I apologize to thee! I did not mean to-"

"Chill, Basil-kun." Tsuna let out a calm chuckle, as he shifted over the branch a little more.

"B-but--!!"

Tsuna smiled at the stuttering boy next to him, as he shook his head, indicating that it was no problem. But since Basil's outburst was pretty loud, there were a few who had reached the base of their tree/hiding place. Letting out another bout of silent laughing, Tsuna said quietly "I'll go first, you wait until they leave, alrigh- HII--!!"

"Kufufu~"

"Mukuro..!! What the..?"

Apparently, Tsuna was kinda flying. Or it could always be an illusion.

"Oya, Tsu-kun, remember when I said I'll possess your body..? Well, I meant it literally."

Just as they touched the ground, Tsuna was crowded with everyone shouting out "Are you alright's" and "Juudaime!" and "Haha, Tsuna, your funny" and "EXTREEEMELY AWSOME."

So deciding that he was fucked- Literally- if he didn't get away, he whipped around, and let his eyes widen a fraction.

"Byakuran-kun!"

And when the heads turned, snarling, and met with nothing...

Tsuna took off, with his X-gloves propelling him through the air. His only thought was:

'SHITSHITSHIT Gotta go to a classroom!!!'

Day: 2
Entry: 2
Listening to: Haven't met you yet- Michael Buble
Location: In school, under the teacher's desk

Dear Diary,

I've managed to survive another day. Barely. I'm squished under a teacher's desk, and I'm on the run from [several] maniacal familgia who want..well, my virginity. I swear I'm straight as they come.

....

So untrue. I'm actually Bisexual, really, and I have nothing against guys that wanna court me, but this is taking insanity to a whole different level. Ahh...Valentines day was a massive disaster, diary. I would've written in you, only I didn't buy you from our lovely supermarket downtown as I actually had no trace of a life whatsoever two months ago.

And I'm hungry.

So..

sigh.

Reborn decided that'd it be so much more fun to watch as I get wooed, by many admirers, far and wide. I never knew I was that popular. I guess it's because I carry the 'Uke' gene, and then later..

Actually, to put things short, he declared that whoever can woo me gets a french kiss...

From moi.

I really wouldn't mind, but after today, I'm seriously starting to doubt my intelligence.

Not that I apparently have one, as portrayed by the anime. Do you know how incredible STUPID I look? I mean, I love being in my dying will mode- the not crazy one, thank you very much.

It makes me look sexier~

ALIENS, IF YOU ARE OUT THERE, PLEASE KIDNAP ME. IT'D BE BETTER THAN FACING REBORN'S FURY AND SMIRKS WHEN HE REALISES THAT I AWAYS HAVE TO FAIL TESTS AND GET TORTURED.

Waking up in a french maid outfit was not pleasant, by any standards. And watching clulessly while everyone mentally undressed me was not very comfortable. Due to the amount of blood shed, I needed a new house. It still looks exactly like the old one... Only, with secret passages I know about. No one else does.

So..I guess this might be my last diary entry. Rebor could be kind enough to numb my body for whatever sadistic thing he decides to perform. All I know is, I'm seriously going to lose my virginity, if they keep this up.

Oh, don't worry. My sanity's already thrown into a 10-year loop.

Signing off with love,

Tsuna (screwedscrewedscrewed) Sawada.

P.s: FUCK MY LIFE, MANN.

O MA KE~!!

Tsuna froze at the sound of a familiar voice, saying "Herbivore, what the hell." He turned slowly, trying to think up of desperate excuses, as the prefect of Namimori high came closer, closer, [toclose,tooclose, TOOCLOSE!!!] to his face...

And promptly ravaged it in a hungry kiss.

Tsunayoshi Sawada fainted from loss of sanity, and of course, hormones.

Owari~