***Disclaimer: I do not own any of the wrestlers mentioned in this story. I only own Analisa, Michael, Karol, and SarahAnn.***
It had been two weeks since Analisa had signed the contract and given it back to Dixie.
"Sparrow, get ready, your match is next," said one of the runners.
Analisa made her way to her locker room. She had a new outfit that she was going to wear in her match against Starr. As Analisa waling into her locker room she noticed her bag missing. Analisa grabbed a runner that walked by her locker room.
"Where's my bag?" asked Analisa.
"Um…some girls came by and said they were going to take it to you," said the runner.
"Shit," said Analisa walking towards the curtain.
Sparrow's music started blaring through the speakers. Analisa walked to the ring in her street clothes. She was in a pair of hip hugger skinny jeans, and a pink 'Dinosaurs' shirt that said 'I'm the Baby, Gotta love Me!'. She had her hair pulled back in a messy bun and pink and black Chuck Taylor's.
"Cut the music!" shouted Analisa. "I don't know who has my bag, but I suggest you bring it to me now!"
Analisa waited a few seconds before speaking again.
"Let's put it this way, bring it to me now, or when I find you, I break your face!" shouted Analisa.
A few seconds later Lacey von Erich, Madison Rayne, and Velvet Sky came walking to the ring with Analisa's bag.
"I don't see why you care about the things in this bag. They're so ugly!" said Velvet Sky.
"Like your face?" said Analisa.
All three women got in the ring leaving the bag on the floor outside it.
"Cute," said Velvet. "We have a proposition for you."
"Join The Beautiful People," said Madison Rayne. "This is a once in a life time opportunity."
"Yeah. You're not über ugly," said Lacey pointing the Ugly Stick in Analisa's face.
"One, I would rather shoot myself in the foot than join you skanks! And two, if you put that stick anywhere near my face again," said Analisa shoving the stick out of her face, "I will shove it so far up your ass, you can taste it! Got it!"
All three women were struck dumbfouned by Analisa's statement. Velvet and Madison started to leave the ring. Lacey just stood there and looked at Analisa, then hit her with the ugly stick. The other two girls joined in on the assult.
Michael's music started playing through the speakers as he came running down to the ring. As soon as he hit the ring, all three women cleared out. Michael reached down and pulled Analisa to her feet.
"Nice show isn't it," said Hogan walking to the ring.
The crowd went ape shit over Hogan being there.
"Sorry about the girls," said Bischoff.
At that Scott Hall and Sean Waltman hit the ring and started wailing on Michael.
"Stop!" said Analisa pulling on Scott's arm.
Scott pushed her off him, sending her flying across the ring hitting the second turnbuckle. Mick Foley came out of the audience and got Analisa out of the ring. As he carried her towards the entrance Brother Ray and Brother Devon came out and attacked Hall and Waltman.
"Put me down," said Analisa.
"No," said Mick.
"Do it!" said Analisa.
Mick sat her down about halfway up the ramp. Analisa grabbed the mic from Hogan.
"You might want to cover your ears," said Analisa.
Hogan, Bischoff, and Foley did as instructed, the Analisa let out a high pitched scream in to the microphone.
Everyone in the ring stopped what they were going and grabbed their head. While Analisa was still screaming, Raven came up behind her and put his hand over her mouth.
"Shut the hell up, Lisa!" shouted Raven.
Michael stood up and looked at his sister, before he could do anything Brother Ray spun him around.
"Long time no see, brother!" said Brother Ray. "Looks like we're still going to be saving your ass at TNA!"
"I didn't need your help, Bubba," laughed Michael hugging Brother Ray.
"You may not need our help, but looks like Lisa does," said Brother Devon.
"No, Raven does," laughed Michael.
Analisa lifted her foot and stomped on Raven's, then elbowed him in the face. Raven immediately let go of Analisa.
Analisa turned around to see who was holding her. "What the hell!" she shouted.
"You still got some vocals," said Raven grabbing his jaw. "And and mean elbow."
"Serves you right," said Analisa.
"Come here, I got a present for you," said Raven.
"I'll pass," said Analisa.
"Fine. I was going to tell you that TNA signed you but…" said Raven.
Analisa has launched herself onto Raven hugging him.
"Guess that means you are happy?" laughed Raven.