Emma- *slams into camera* HELLOOOOOO VIEWERS!.....readers….. WHATEVER! 8D
Lightning- .___.
Emma- Sorry about the long break! I would've updated a lot sooner if….
*she looks down and sad piano music plays*
Emma- I hadn't forgotten about it completely! *cast does generic anime "fall on face" move*
Emma- Yeah… I sort of forgot about this and while I remained a fan of KG I kinda never saw this thing come up again….. UNTIL NOW.
Lightning- and you made me suffer… you made me SUFFER SO….
Emma- well at least I forgot to write in your conjunction problem….
Lightning- kill…maim…destroy…*twitches*
Emma- So hopefully I'll finally get back to regularly writing this sheyt and we can all get on with out fail filled lives.
Lightning: So our first reviewer is again from Dororofangirl.
Emma: …..SAY IT.
Lightning: *glares and sighs* thanks so much for your kind contribution.
Emma: CB
Lightning: Whatever…*lol still not including conjunction problem* alright the questions are: "ELLO!! i have another question X3 for the whole garuru platoon
WHATS YOUR HAIR COLORS?! I GOTTA KNOW!! I GOTTA KNOW!! I GOTTA KNOW!! if i dont find out, im gonna stalk you guys until i do find out. except tororo, im gonna stalk him forever. yes im an obsessed fangirl.
a question for the guy that scares me
garuru, was there ever a time where you didnt have that visor thingy on? PLEASE DONT KILL ME! *runs away*"
(A/N I have no idea what their hair color is sorry ^^;)
Garuru: I don't wear it when I sleep.
Emma: okie dokie! After that segment of author based incompetence we move on to the next question from Chikaka Chui!: "All my questions are for Kururu. (cuz he's m fave LOL)
1) Why do you like curry so much?
2) Do you get your intelligence from birth or by manual learning?
3) Your eyes are like Dororo's but red, am I right?
4) One fic paired you with Tororo, y' know?
5) What do you think about Dororo? (cuz he's my 2nd fave)
That's all for now. Can I hug Kururu? *eyes twinkling*
Note: I know, it's weird for a lieutenant to like a sergeant major but still, Kururu's laugh is so cool! (Somehow)"
Kururu: kukuku… I am quite popular it seems… *clears throat* the reason I like curry is because….
Emma: because??
Reviewer: because??
*audience grows tense with anticipation*
Kururu:…. I like how it tastes you imbeciles. Is that not a plausible answer?
Everyone: awwwww OTL
Kururu: I was born a genius.
Emma: A TALENTED BADASS COOL FUNNY CUTE GE-
Kururu: that's enough, all true (maybe not cute) but enough.
Emma: SIR YES SIR! *gets smacked by Lightning* oniichan… TT__TT
Lightning: *groans* I'm so tired of this… (yet again avoiding conjunction issue?)
Kururu: My eye color is- *sorry technical difficulties here people the audio is messed up*
Emma: oh I see! That's rather interesting.
Kururu: Dororo is like every inferior member of this platoon, insolent and boring.
Giroro: *rage mode* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Kururu: kukukuku-KU! *gets hugged by reviewer*
Emma: awww… enjoy your free hugs! *shot by Kururu laser*
Lightning: *curses profanities* enough of this mushy crap, on to the next question from Dorofangirl. me: i have a question for toro-kun!!
what's your eye color?
I LOVE YOU TORO-KUN!
you know what i'm just gonna yank them of of ya!
*yanks tororo's glasses off*
desi: OMG! the gay nerd looks even MORE gay!
me: HE'S NOT A GAY!
desi: ah ha! so he IS a nerd!!
me: he-...well...maybe a little.
me: I'M SO SORRY TORO-KUN! *lays a he's feet crying*
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
me: you would forgive me, right plushy toro-kun? *makes plushy tororo nod* that's right. i knew you would, i love you plushy toro-kun.
desi: she sleeps with that plushy ya know. along with her dororo plushy and kururu plushy. *wispers* she's a REALLY crazy fangirl. she also talks to them and she pretends they talk back.
me: you said you weren't gonna tell anybody!
desi: BYE! WE'LL BE BACK!!"
Tororo: finally a question for me… well if you really must know they're *FFFF MORE AUDIO SHEYT!? I HATE YOU SOUNDBOARD TECHNICIAN!*
(somewhere in the audience the poor soundboard technician sits… a lone tear rolls down his cheek…)
Emma: Oh! I see! That too is very informative!
Tororo: What! I'm not GAY! And…where did you get that doll? e__e
Emma: Don't worry I know what you mean… I have plushies of the whole cast back there! (…okay maybe not 556) I bring them everywhere! I hug them, I kiss them, I make little diorama rooms for them to sleep in…. but that doesn't make me a crazed fangirl right?.....right?
All: ……*steps back a little*
Emma: and yay! You'll be back!
Lightning: *facepalms* there's gonna be more?...
Emma: oniichan there's gonna be thousands…
Lightning: kill me… please just kill me now…
Emma: so thanks and FUCKING REVIEW NOWWWWW!!!!! *explodes*