"Ok I think everything's finished." Zuko said proud of himself.
"Where are the snacks?" Crane asked.
"Here's your crap." Tigress said as she dropped the heavy bag of goodies on Zuko's head.
"Ouch that hurt!" Zuko said while rubbing his throbbing head.
"If you all need me I'll be in my room……don't need me." she said and she and Viper left.
"Ok so I'm the bartender?" Po asked.
"Yeah it's a painfully easy job; just give the people their drinks." Zuko said.
It was getting dark, that's when the guests started arriving. Adults, some kids, but mostly teens.
"Let's get this party started!!" Zuko yelled.
The crowd cheered.
11:23 p.m.
"Anything else?" Viper asked.
"I can't make anymore moves." Tigress said.
Viper moved her piece.
"Ha! I win!!" Viper cheered.
"Ugh!! I hate Mahjong! This game cheats!" Tigress screamed.
"How long is this party gonna last? I mean it's nearly midnight." Viper said.
"It could last longer." Tigress said until she heard a loud knock on her window.
"Let me in." the voice called.
"What could that be?" Tigress asked.
"Drunk boys looking for fun?" Viper guessed.
"I'm not a boy!" The voice yelled then kicked the window open and climbed in.
"Khan? What are you doing here?" Tigress asked.
"Crashing this party. I didn't get invited can you believe that? I'm the Empress of the North!" Khan said.
"Zuko didn't invite you?" Viper asked.
"Zuko threw this party!?!?!?" Khan asked angrily.
"Uh duh!" Tigress said.
"He would be the one to do that." Viper said.
"We do everything together. Why wouldn't he invite me?" Khan asked.
"Maybe because he didn't want to disturb you." Tigress said.
"Why would he disturb me now? I'm on vacation." Khan said.
Both Tigress and Viper's face were blank.
"Should we tell her about the strippers?" Viper whispered to Tigress.
"What?!?!?" Khan yelled.
The door flew open.
"Mei Ling!" Viper cheered and went to hug her friend.
"Khan this is Mei Ling." Tigress introduced.
"It's an honor." Mei Ling said as she bowed to Khan.
"Oh you don't have to bow." Khan said.
"So what brought you here?" Viper asked.
"Well, I got an invite and brought a friend hope you don't mind." Mei ling said.
"Sure what's her name?" Tigress asked.
"Aomi. She's an old friend of mine." Mei Ling said.
"You look down." Khan said.
"No it's nothing." Mei Ling said.
"I can tell in your eyes." Khan said.
Mei Ling sighed. "Crane dumped me."
Viper gasped.
"This doesn't shock me." Tigress said.
"He said he didn't believe in long distance relationships." Mei Ling continued.
"Tell us everything." Viper said.
"Dude this is you ninth order of Vodka." Po said as his costumer kept jugging down the drink, and let out a loud burp.
"Sorry." The female fox said.
'Oh crap.' Po thought.
"It's ok." He said. "Well what do ya know it's time for my break." He said and ran out.
"Ok?" The fox said.
"Zuko man you have to hide me." Po begged.
"What are you whining about now?" Zuko said obviously annoyed.
"You see that girl over there?" Po said as he pointed at the female sitting at the bar.
"Yeah." Zuko said.
"That's my Ex girlfriend." Po said.
"Whoa! You're serious? She too hot for you!" Zuko said.
"Yeah sure." Po said rolling his eyes.
"You dumped her?" Zuko asked.
"Yeah, and I know she's still mad." Po said.
"Go do something your good at like…eating, yeah go eat." Zuko said.
Po sighed and left.
"Zuko this music sucks and it's disgusting." Crane complained.
"The crowd seems to like it." Zuko said.
"Whatever man." Crane said then walked away.
"I'm hungry!" Khan said.
"We all are." Tigress said.
"Where's the nearest snack table?" Mei Ling asked.
"Next to the bathhouse." Viper said.
"Oh no! I'm not going out there." Tigress said.
"Do you want to eat or starve to death?" Khan asked. Tigress was silent.
"Ok let's get in and get out quick." Mei Ling said.
They all jumped out the window.
"Wow these guests love to eat." Viper said.
"Let's split up and grab as much as you can." Khan said.
Tigress just stood there, until a girl walked up to her.
"Are you Master Tigress?" She asked.
"Yeah." Tigress answered.
"I'm Aomi." She greeted.
"Oh hey Mei Ling told me about you." Tigress said.
"What are you doing in a place like this?" Aomi asked.
"Uh I live here?" Tigress said.
"I know that, I'm just asking because you're hanging out near the bathroom." Aomi said.
"Oh right I'm waiting for my friends to get some food." Tigress said.
Zuko ran over to them.
"You guys won't believe this! There are kids here!" Zuko said.
"No shit Sherlock." Tigress said.
"They brought weed!" Zuko yelled.
"I don't care. You know why? Because you're in charge!" Tigress snapped.
"Ouch." Aomi said.
"I need them out." Zuko said.
"Wait there's kids here?" Aomi asked.
"Coming up next on duh!" Zuko said.
"What dumbass would invite kids and strippers to the same party?" Aomi asked.
"Good point." Zuko said.
"Ok this party is getting grosser by the minute." Mantis and monkey walked in.
"Why?" Zuko asked.
"Well we saw a bunch of gays." Mantis said.
"And your strippers are throwing up." Monkey said.
"Alcohol poisoning." Tigress guessed.
"This party is way out of hand." Crane jumped in.
"You have no hands!" Zuko yelled.
"There's pot everywhere." Crane said.
"You guys relax for once in your lives." Zuko said.
"Zuko!!!!" Khan yelled as she smacked him in the back of his head.
"Ouch! What was that for?" He asked.
"Well that was for not inviting me to your party." She said then kicked him in his part.
"Ahhh!" He screamed.
"And that was for bringing strippers here and not telling me about it!" She yelled.
"This party is a disaster!" Monkey cried.
"Relax! What could possibly go wrong?" Zuko asked still in pain.
He spoke too soon when they all heard sirens sound in the front gate.
"Oh crap." Crane said.
"Were screwed." Aomi said.
"I hate you." Tigress said to Zuko.
"Are we getting arrested?" Po asked.
"Yep." They all said.
UH OH!
OW I'M GLAD I DIDN'T GO.
MORE TO COME CHEERS!