2010 is a kiss away!
So I celebrate by writing the new chapter early!
Enjoy
Our friends sit on the dinner table after eating Po's meal.
"I'm soooo full!" Mantis whined.
"You shouldn't have asked for seconds." Monkey said.
"I know a small bug like you should eat like a pint a day." Viper joked.
"Why can you people leave me alone!!!?" Mantis yelled and ran out.
"It was just a joke." Crane called.
"Well I need to hit the hay." Aomi said and left.
"Don't you guys need to show her a room?" Po asked.
"Why? She's going to sleep in my room anyway." Tigress said.
"Right." Po said.
"Where's Mei Ling?" Viper asked.
"Well she locked herself in my room." Monkey said.
"Someone needs to get her something to eat." Viper said suspiciously sneaking a glance at Crane.
"Ok fine I'll do it." Crane said. He got up and carried the plate out of the kitchen.
"What was that all about?" Po asked.
"Nothing." Viper said.
"Where's Khan?" Tigress asked.
"I don't know." Monkey said. "I'm going to take a walk."
Khan suddenly walks in and sits next to Po. She slams her head on the table.
"Khan are you ok?" Zuko asked.
"Oh I'm just peachy!" She yelled.
"Ok you need to stay away from my computer." Tigress said.
"I can't every time I look at it, it calls to me." Khan said.
"You need to eat." Po said and passed a bowl of rice to her.
"Are you trying to make me fat?" Khan asked.
"No why?" Po asked.
"Because I read in the internet that food served by large men, are used to make their victims obsessed so they can eat them for dinner!" Khan said.
They all stared at her in disbelief, and pushed their bowls away.
"I'm not trying to eat anyone!" Po yelled.
"That's what they all say!" Khan yelled back.
Po looked at her for a moment and left. Tigress gave her the "death look".
"My job here is done I have saved you all from the cannibal!" Khan cheered and ran out the kitchen.
"Your wife has gone nuts." Tigress said
Zuko shrugged.
Crane stands nervously at Monkey's door. He knocks it quietly and waits for a response.
"Who is it?" Mei Ling asked.
"It's me." Crane said nervously.
"Come in." Mei Ling said quietly.
Crane pushed open the door and saw Mei Ling sitting in the dark by the corner.
"What do you want?" Mei Ling asked coldly.
"We thought you might have been hungry, so I brought you some food." Crane said.
"Leave it by the door." Mei Ling ordered.
"Are you ok?" Crane asked.
"Do I sound ok?!" Mei Ling yelled.
Crane stepped back. "I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry."
"For what? Standing me up for that worm?" Mei Ling said.
"Don't talk about her like that!" Crane yelled.
"Sure thing. She won't even want you." Mei Ling hissed.
"Were about to go to bed." Crane said. "You can sleep in the dormitories if you want."
Mei Ling just stared at him from the darkness.
Crane closed the door behind him and exhaled deeply.
"Please!" Po begged.
"No!" Tigress yelled.
"Buy me one!" Po begged as he followed Tigress to her room.
"Go to bed!" She screamed.
"Fine! Don't buy me a Honey Bun!" Po yelled playfully.
"You pervert!" Tigress yelled.
"What?" Then Po thought for a minute. "Gross! You have a sick mind!"
Tigress rolled her eyes and went to her room.
Po entered his room and found a very awkward surprise in his bed.
"Uh Tigress?" Po called quietly.
"What?" Tigress asked from next door.
"Come here." Po called.
"You come here!" Tigress said.
Po huffed and went into Tigress' room.
"What do you want?" Tigress asked.
"Aomi is in my bed." Po said.
"What?!?!" Tigress screamed and pushed him over and ran into his room.
"Don't go bananas ok?" Po said.
Tigress dragged Aomi into her room.
"Dude what was that all about?" Po asked.
"Oh please like you don't know." Tigress said.
"I don't." Po said.
"How many times have you seen me "accidentally" end up in your room?" Tigress asked.
Po started to count his fingers, which took him a while.
"None!!" Tigress yelled.
"You forgot about the time you wanted to ride the horsie, but we didn't have any quarters then you got made and took a giant bottle of water… well you thought it was water. Then you were drunk and then you went to my room and then we-"
"I don't want to hear the rest!" Tigress yelled. "Thanks to you I'm only half a virgin!"
Po stared at her.
"Why is this such a big deal?" Po asked.
"Never mind, men like you never understand what I'm talking about." Tigress said.
"Neither do I?" Tigressluver (me) says as she walks into Tigress' room.
"Shut up! Tigressluver and got back to your typewriter!" Tigress yelled.
"Fine." Tigressluver says and runs out the room. (A/N: XD)
"I guess I'm going to bed." Po says as soon as he sees Mei Ling walk into the hall.
"Night." Po says and kisses Tigress on the cheek.
Mei Ling looked at them in disgust.
"What?" Tigress asked.
"It's just weird how you hated him, and now look at you two." Mei Ling said.
"What's wrong with that?" Tigress asked.
"Nothing. Where do I sleep?" Mei Ling asked.
"In Viper's room." Tigress said.
"Ok thanks, and goodnight." Mei Ling said.
"Night." Tigress said and closed her door.
Mei Ling walked into viper's room and found her reading a book.
"Oh hey!" Viper said and put the book away.
"Hey." Mei Ling said nervously.
"Sorry about the mess." Viper said and pushed things away to make room for Mei Ling.
Mei Ling sat down and looked around the room.
"So… how are you feeling lately?" Viper asked.
"Like hell." Mei Ling answered.
"I'm really sorry." Viper said with guilt.
"Don't sweat it. Besides Crane is really into you, you should go for it." Mei Ling encouraged.
"Why does everyone tell me that I'm the mystery girl?" Viper asked.
"Well because you should see the way Cra- wait how did you know that he had someone else in mind?" Mei Ling asked.
"Lucky guess?" Viper said nervously.
"You talked to him didn't you?" Mei Ling asked.
"Well sorta." Viper said.
"How much did he tell you?" Mei Ling asked.
"Not much." Viper said.
Mei Ling gave her a look.
"Ok he told me a lot."
Mei Ling smiled. "Well did he tell you who he was interested in?"
"No." viper said.
"Oh… well that's all I wanted to know." Mei Ling said quickly and blew out the candle.
"Ok?" Viper said and went to her bed.
Mei Ling had an evil smile on her face and giggled quietly.
"What was that?" Viper said.
"I meant goodnight." Mei Ling said.
"Night." Viper said and they both fell asleep.
WHAT IS MEI LING PLANNING?
AND JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW MY STORIES TAKE PLACE IN THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY.
:D
CHEERS!