The silence was killing them both.
"Who told you that?" Crane asked.
"Call it a women's intuition." Viper replied.
"Let me guess Tigress told you." Crane suggested.
Viper nodded.
"Damn!" Crane yelled.
"What? You didn't want me to know?" Viper asked.
"It's not that, it's just…I didn't want to tell you until I was ready." Crane explained.
'Aww he's nervous.' Viper thought.
"Are you shocked?" Crane asked.
"Pretty much, not that I know you liked me but, that you didn't deny it." Viper said.
"Well I'm glad to hear that." Crane said.
"So what now?" Viper asked.
"How about a date?" Crane asked.
"Where could we possibly go? We're stuck in the palace remember?" Viper said.
"Oh right. How about a walk around the palace?" Crane asked.
"Sure pick me up tonight." Viper giggled.
"Sure thing." Crane said.
"Man, what's wrong with you? You seem pissed at something." Khan said.
"Not at something, someone." Tigress replied.
"Ugh! What did he do this time? Khan said still surfing the web." Strange that Tigress didn't realize that she was on the internet.
"He didn't do anything, it was "she" who did it." Tigress said.
"What did she do?" Khan asked.
"If Zuko told you that he found a girl in the shower what would you do?" Tigress asked.
"I would smack her!!!" Khan yelled. "Wait is this about Zuko?"
"No it's about Aomi." Tigress said.
"She peeked at Po in the shower?" Khan asked.
"Yes. And he thinks it was a mistake." Tigress said angrily.
"I swear men are blind these days." Khan said.
"I think she's out to get me." Tigress said.
"Something tells me you're jealous." Khan said.
"I'm not the jealous one!!! She is!" Tigress yelled.
"That's not what my eyes see." Khan said.
"That's what mines see! I'm telling you she might come after Zuko next." Tigress argued.
"Oh please she never dated him before." Khan said.
"Oh really? Because I heard she slept with every man in The Valley of Peace." Tigress said.
Khan's eyes grew wide. "You don't know what she did; they could have gone on one of the little dates." Khan said.
"Nope. He paid her 20 Yuan for 20 minutes, if you know what I mean." Tigress smiled devishly.
"That's horrible!!! She really is a slut!" Kahn yelled.
"No kidding." Tigress said.
They were interrupted by a loud noise on the computer.
"You were using it? I never noticed." Tigress said.
"It looks like a web chat request." Khan said.
"Who is it from?" Tigress asked.
"Some guy named Big Ears." Khan announced.
*sigh* "Shifu." Tigress said. "Go get Zuko."
"On it." Khan said and went to find her husband. She returned with him.
"What's all this about?" Zuko asked.
"Shifu is contacting us, you better answer it." Tigress said.
Zuko sighed and clicked the "accept request" button. It wasn't long until they found their Master in front of them.
"Hello students." Shifu greeted.
"Hello Master Shifu." Zuko said nervously.
"How is everything?" Shifu asked.
"Great. I mean we're not trapped in the house or anything." Zuko replied.
Tigress smacked her forehead in disappointment.
"Who's that standing next to you?" Shifu asked.
Khan has been exposed.
"Uh, that's Tigress." Zuko lied.
Khan shot him a look.
"Tigress doesn't own anything blue." Shifu said.
"That's because she just bought it." Zuko said quietly.
Khan quickly moved away from the camera.
"Where are the others?" Shifu asked.
"Cleaning up." Zuko said quickly, not realizing that he said the wrong thing.
"Cleaning what?" Shifu asked. "I hope you all didn't make a huge mess."
"Define huge." Zuko said, still remembering the killer party they had the other night.
Shifu looked at him in confusion. "I just wanted to inform you all that the meeting has been extended; I might take another five days off."
"What exactly is this meeting about anyway?" Zuko asked.
"The cable is shortening out, I'm losing connection." Shifu said. A scratching noise was heard. "I can't hear anything."
"But I see you crumpling paper right in front of me." Zuko said.
Shifu disconnected the chat window.
"That was weird." Khan said.
"Well I'm out." Zuko said and left the room.
"Will you stop staring at him!?" Mei Ling yelled.
She and Aomi were sitting under the peach tree secretly spying on their future boyfriends.
"Look at him he's so hot when he's working hard!!" Aomi said.
"There's nothing hot about a fat panda." Mei Ling said.
"Well there's nothing hot about a large bird." Aomi shot back.
"That's when your wrong." Mei Ling said. "By the way I heard you pulled a stunt this morning."
"I did, and it almost worked." Aomi said. "If only "she" wasn't around."
"Who's she?" Mei Ling asked.
"Tigress, she has been getting in the way with everything! She's just jealous because I was Po's girlfriend before she ever was." Aomi said with anger.
"You shouldn't have cheated on him." Mei Ling said. "Who did you cheat on him with anyway?"
"That guy over there." Aomi said while pointing at Zuko.
"How long did it last?" Mei Ling asked.
"20 long sweaty minutes!" Aomi said.
Mei Ling stared at her in shock.
"Oh you meant the date?!?" Aomi asked.
Mei Ling didn't answer, instead she focused on Crane.
"What the hell is this?" She asked angrily. She saw him cuddling up with Viper.
"You got a competition in your hands." Aomi said.
"Not on my watch! Where was I when this happened?" Mei Ling asked.
"You were making voodoo dolls of Viper." Aomi said while she pulled hers of Tigress out. "What sucks is that the needles don't work." She said while repeatedly stabbed Tigress many times.
"Wanna go boy hunting?" Mei Ling asked.
"Do I ever!" Aomi said.
"Good meet me back here when your mission is complete." Mei Ling said and rushed off.
Aomi followed Po into his room, as soon as he was inside she hid behind his closet. He walked to his bed and went to sleep. She made sure the door was open before she went in for the kill. Until she was sure he was fast asleep, she stripped half naked and carefully slipped herself beside him, pretending to fall asleep.
Mantis walked by and found the two in the bed. 'Now I know what he meant by taking care of business'. Mantis thought. Instead of waking him up he went to get Tigress (A/N: big mistake Mantis)
"No don't buy that shirt; it will make you look bloated." Tigress said.
"I want it. It looks nice." Khan said while she was internet shopping.
The small insect entered the room. "Hello ladies."
"Hi Mantis." Khan said.
"Hey." Tigress greeted.
"So what's going on here?" Mantis asked.
"Khan is looking for clothes to wear for her mom's birthday." Tigress said.
"Why? It's about two months away." Mantis said.
"It wouldn't kill me to be prepared." Khan said.
"You weren't prepared for your coronation." Mantis chuckled.
"That's it get out!" Khan yelled.
"Fine, I'm going but by the way Tigress, Aomi is in Po's bed again." Mantis said.
"That's not funny Mantis." Tigress said, she wasn't in the mood for jokes.
"No I'm serious! She half naked and everything! Po is in the bed too!" Mantis protested.
"You're not lying to me?" Tigress asked.
"If I was lying to you I would have been squashed by now!" Mantis yelled. "Go see for yourself." He said and left the room.
Tigress and Khan exchanged glances and quickly got up and charged to Po's room, what they found was true Mantis wasn't lying to her after all.
Po started yawning. "Nothing like a quick five minute power nap." He said.
"And what did you use all your energy for?" Tigress asked angrily.
Po turned around in shock. "Tigress what are you doing here?" He asked. "I was cleaning up that mess outside."
"You cleaned up pretty well." Khan said.
"What are you two talking about?" Po asked. It wasn't long until she saw Aomi right next to him, she got up and rubbed her eyes (A/N: did I mention she's a good actress?)
"What's going on?" She asked.
"Yes Po. What's going on?" Tigress asked.
Aomi had gotten her chance, and to smooth it out more she decided to make things worse.
"Wasn't that the best?" She asked Po.
Po looked at her in shock. "What are you talking about? I don't remember anything except for me working."
"And you worked me good." Aomi said as she kissed him on the forehead. She picked up her clothes and waved at Khan. "See ya later jealous." She said to Tigress. And left.
Khan followed Aomi out. Leaving the two behind.
"Tigress I can explain." Po began.
"Well don't!" Tigress yelled.
"I didn't mean it, she tricked me!" Po said.
"Oh sure I believe you!" Tigress yelled.
"But-"
"I don't want to hear it!" Tigress cut him off. "You are just like her! You don't love me."
"Yes I do!" Po said.
"You're lying! Why don't you break up with me right now?!!?!" Tigress yelled.
The room was filled with silence. Both of them not realizing that they are being watched by everybody else.
"Why don't you save your breath and let me do it myself!" Tigress said.
"Tigress-"
"I don't need to hear what you have to say! It's over! Now take your bitch and get out of my life!" Tigress yelled and stormed out the room.
Frozen. In shock. Po can't believe what he just heard. He lost her.
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