"Wow. That was…wow." Monkey said as he had just stepped away from the window he had been peeking from.
"Tell be about it." Crane said following him.
"What are you staring at?" Tigress asked. Khan has been staring at her for ten minutes solid.
"Just seeing if the test has taken effect." Khan said, still staring at her.
"What test?" Tigress asked.
"The break up test of course!" Khan said. "The first stage is uncontrollable crying, the second is cravings of ice cream, the third is obsession over weepy, depression music, cravings for chocolate, and finally you feel sorry for that other person."
"That is ridiculous!" Tigress yelled.
"You think it is now but when you hit the first stage, you're hooked." Khan said.
Viper suddenly walked in.
"Why the sad face?" Khan asked.
"Crane isn't talking to me." Viper responded. "I don't know what's wrong with him."
"You think Aomi is behind this?" Khan asked.
"Ugh! I don't even wanna hear that witches name!" Tigress yelled then covered her head with a pillow to block the noise.
"I don't think so, she's only into…you know who, remember?" Viper whispered.
"If only I had the chance to smack her." Khan said.
"You can leave that to me." Tigress replied.
"What did you do?" Mei Ling asked, from under the peach tree.
Aomi just shrugged.
"How bad was it?" Mei Ling asked.
"Bad enough to break them both up." Aomi giggled.
"Good lord! That's why everyone was huddled by the dormitories?" Mei Ling laughed.
Aomi nodded. "By the way, what did you do?" Aomi asked.
"Oh nothing, I just spread a little white lie." Mei Ling said.
"Like what?" Aomi asked.
"Well this morning I was listening in on Crane and Viper, and he asked her out." Mei Ling explained.
"Get out!" Aomi gushed.
"So before tonight, I told Crane that she was seeing Monkey." Mei Ling laughed.
"That's low, you like ruined their whole date." Aomi laughed.
"I've gotten lower." Mei Ling responded.
"So what now?" Aomi asked.
"We take a break; we have done a good job today." Mei Ling said, and rested her head against the tree.
Zuko barged in the room with anger in his face.
"What the hell is wrong with you man?!?!?" Zuko yelled.
Po didn't say anything.
"You had her! You finally had her! And you just do away with it?" Zuko said.
Po lied down with his face in the pillow, weeping.
Zuko's face softened.
"Dude. Sorry for the outburst." Zuko said.
Po lifted his head and sat up.
"I didn't even know what was going on." Po said.
"Well Aomi did." Zuko said.
"What?" Po asked in confusion.
"She tricked you man." Zuko replied.
"That's what I've been trying to say." Po said.
"Do you see what's happening? You're trapped in a triangle. And you can't escape." Zuko said.
"I realize that." Po said.
"Well, do you even like Aomi?" Zuko asked.
"At first I was hiding from her, but now she's willing to do anything just to get me back." Po replied.
"This is all my fault, if hadn't thrown that party she wouldn't be here." Zuko said.
"I don't want to blame you. I kind of want to thank you." Po said.
"You want to thank me for bringing her back into your life? What have you been inhaling?" Zuko asked.
"Nothing. I just want to give her a second chance." Po said.
"Why? What did she do?" Zuko asked.
"She cheated over some guy that goes by the nickname, Thunder." Po said.
"Oh my god your nerdy science boy?!?!" Zuko asked.
"How do you know that?" Po asked.
"A wild guess." Zuko said and ran out the room as fast as he could.
"Day one." Khan said as she was writing it down on a notebook. "Still no side effects." She said.
"Will you stop testing me?" Tigress asked.
"I'm sorry but I have to see if the test a real or fake." Khan said, as she put on her doctor glasses.
"You've got to be kidding me." Tigress said.
"Hey you guys. Monkey needs help, since Po won't be working." Mantis said.
Tigress just then burst into tears.
"Ok I'll ask Zuko then." Mantis said as he closed the door.
Tigress stopped crying.
Viper looked at her suspiciously. "I hope Po's ok." Viper repeated.
Tigress resumed crying, harder than before.
"Finally has hit stage one." Khan wrote down.
"Viper go on the computer and order 7 gallons of ice cream." Khan said.
"Yes Dr. Hiro." Viper saluted, and went to the computer.
? Don't forget the chocolates and depression music CD's." Khan said.
"I'm on it Dr. Hiro." Viper said.
"For god sake shut up Tigress!" Khan yelled.
"She's crying about Po." Viper said.
Tigress cried harder.
"Dammit stop saying Po!" Khan yelled.
Tigress cried harder.
"This is going to be a long test." Khan said.
"Isn't there a way too get her to stop?" Viper asked.
"There's only one person who knows." Khan said. She ran out the door, and all Viper could hear was breaking glass, more crying, and someone begging for mercy. It wasn't long until she came in dragging a helpless teenage girl by her hair. (Me again)
"Khan who is that?" Viper asked.
"Her name remains anonymous." Khan said. "Now how do we get her to shut up?!?"
"I don't know." I cried.
"Yes you do! You write a lot about us." Khan yelled.
'I'm not gonna take this' I thought.
"Let go of my hair unless you want to be deleted!" I screamed.
Khan let go.
"There is no way to shut her up. Good day." I said and headed out the room.
"Well this sucks." Viper said.
And the crying continued.
*SITS BACK DOWN ON THE DESKTOP WITH ICE IN HAIR*
OK THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK!
STAY FICTIONAL!
CHEERS
AND REMEMBER, DON'T MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS MAD, OR THEY WILL PULL YOUR HAIR OFF ITS ROOTS.