"What's the matter with you?" Po asked as he came in with the needed equipment.
"Nothing, why do you ask?" Aomi said.
"Because you're staring into space." He said and poked her. "And you're as stiff as a board."
"So?" Aomi asked.
"Whatever." Po said then handed her the gloves. "Let's get to work."
"I don't get it; she should be lying in agony by now." Khan said as she went through her notepad.
"Wasn't chocolate the next step?" Viper asked.
"True." Khan said then erased a bunch of things.
"Will you stop watching over me? I'm fine." Tigress protested.
"You are not fine! You're sick! Very, very sick!" Khan yelled.
"I feel fine!" Tigress yelled.
"You may think that but you aren't." Khan said.
"Maybe you should take a break Doctor." Viper suggested.
"You're right, you watch her while I'm gone." Khan said then exited the room.
"That chick is nuts!" Viper said after Khan was out of sight.
"Ya think? I haven't been out the room in three days!" Tigress yelled.
"You need some air." Viper said then opened the window.
"So how's everything with Crane?" Tigress asked.
"It's everything I dreamed of!" Viper said.
"You dreamed? Of him? I think it's appropriate to call you a stalker." Tigress joked.
"Oh please." Viper said.
"You guys are out of toilet paper!" Rin yelled, coming out of nowhere.
"What do you want us to do about it?" Tigress asked.
"Go buy some!" Rin yelled.
"Gee I would love to, if I wasn't trapped in my own house!" Tigress yelled.
"Yeah you go buy it!" Viper said.
"But I have to pee!" Rin whined.
"Well then I hope you like peach leaves, cause that it what you might use." Tigress said.
"For god's sake! Just give me some paper!" Rin suggested.
"No! I use it for writing!" Tigress yelled.
"Well write on it then give it to me!" Rin said.
"And give you ink poisoning?" Tigress asked.
"It's better than dyeing full of pee!" Rin yelled.
"You guys are like sisters." Viper said.
"We can't leave the house." Tigress said.
"Then call the police to get my some toilet paper!" Rin yelled.
"I can't." Tigress said.
"Why the f**k not?!?!" Rin yelled.
"They haven't invented phones yet." Tigress said.
Viper started laughing.
"Jesus Christ! Give me something to use!" Rin yelled.
"What is going on over there?!?!" Shifu yelled from the computer.
"I have to pee!" Rin yelled.
Shifu stared in shock. "What the hell is going on Tigress?" He yelled.
"What do you mean?" Viper asked.
"What is Rin doing there? And why isn't she in Hell?" Shifu asked.
"God gave me a second chance! Now can someone give me a paper towel or something?!?!?" Rin yelled.
"Why don't you guys just go buy some?" Shifu asked.
"Uh. There was a riot at the market?" Viper said.
"A riot? Well didn't it end?" Shifu asked.
"No?" Viper said.
"God Dammit!" Rin screamed.
"You better not pee on my floor!" Tigress yelled.
Then an alarm went off.
"What was that?" Shifu asked.
"Uh. We setup a new security system?" Tigress guessed.
"For what? Are you all scared of bad people?" Shifu asked.
"Gotta go bye!" Viper said then disconnected the chat.
"What the hell is that noise!!!!" Rin yelled.
Zuko came rushing in. "Mantis fell through the doors and fell down the steps." He said.
Khan ran in the room. "Lock the doors!" She yelled.
"For what?" Zuko asked.
They heard banging from the Palace doors.
"Open this door!" The voice yelled.
"You know what? Screw this! I need to take a piss!" Rin yelled then headed out the door, the rest followed her.
"Who the hell are you?" The voice asked.
"You don't need to know my name!" Rin yelled.
"Rin what are you doing?" Po asked as he and Aomi came from his training room.
"I'm trying to take care of my business if you don't mind!" She answered.
"You can solve your problem later." Aomi said.
"Shutup slut!" Rin yelled.
"Foul language?" The officer said.
"So? I don't give a crap I'm old enough to cuss!" Rin yelled.
"What's the problem officer?" Po asked.
"Someone tried to make a break for it." The officer explained.
"I hope it was me." Rin said.
"Miss did you break out of an Asylum or something?" The officer asked.
"No but I broke out of death." She said.
"So who was it?" The officer asked.
"It was me." Mantis said. "But it was an accident I swear!"
"We will give you a warning this time." The officer said.
"Thanks." Mantis said.
"Wait! You forgot about my problem!" Rin asked.
"Then go buy some tampons!" Zuko yelled.
"Not that problem!" She yelled. "I have to take a bad piss but there is no toilet paper!"
"Do I even care?" The officer asked.
"Yes!" Rin yelled.
"Good lord." The officer said.
"You're gonna meet the lord if you don't give me some god damn toilet paper!!!" Rin yelled.
"Someone remind me never to date her." Zuko said.
"Fine. I'll get you something to relieve yourself with." The officer said then left the palace.
"He better hurry up!" Rin yelled.
"And what did you mean by remind me never to date her?" Kahn asked as she turned to Zuko.
"Nothing babe." Zuko said.
"Is it in case me and you never work out?" She asked.
"No I never meant for it to sound like that at all." Zuko said.
"It sounded pretty much like it." Po said.
"Why do you always make things worse?" Tigress asked.
"I don't make it worse I just say what's on my mind that's all." Po said.
"Well maybe you should keep your thoughts to yourself." Tigress said.
"Hey don't talk to him like that!" Aomi yelled.
"Aomi." Po said.
"No it's ok get your little girlfriend to back you up." Tigress said.
"She's not my girlfriend." Po said.
"That's not what you said when you kissed me in the training room." Aomi said.
"You did what?!?!" Tigress yelled.
"I didn't know what I was doing, and besides what do you care?" Po asked.
"You've done it now Aomi now I'm going to mess you up." Rin said, still holding her pee.
"I didn't kiss him he kissed me!" Aomi yelled.
"Great this foiled my plan!" Khan yelled.
"If it wasn't for you messing up Tigress' brain with all that teen breakup crap she wouldn't act like this!" Viper yelled.
"Hey don't blame Khan for this!" Zuko yelled.
"Don't yell at my girlfriend like that!" Crane yelled back.
"Well what do we do now?" Monkey asked.
"Let's take a break from drama city." Mantis said.
"Right behind you Mei Ling." followed.
"You make me sick! First you come in steal him away from me then you do your little witch craft on him to make him love you!" Tigress yelled.
"Well if it wasn't for you he wouldn't have to crawl back to me, a person that actually loves him for who he is!" Aomi shot back.
Rin came back from the bushes relieved.
"Ok listen up Aomi I warned you and you went too far this time!" She yelled.
"You think I'm scared of you?!!?" Aomi yelled.
"Don't threaten her!" Po yelled.
"I'm not threatening only her I'm threatening you too!" Rin yelled.
"Why are you standing up for HER now!!?!?!" Tigress yelled.
"Because she actually cares about me!" Po yelled.
"You think I don't care?!?!" Tigress yelled.
"I don't Think you don't care I Know you don't care!" Po yelled.
"Stop yelling at her she hurting as it is!" Khan yelled.
"Thanks Khan you kept my anger in, and now it's all coming out!" Tigress yelled.
"Bring it bitch!" Aomi yelled.
"It's all ready been brought heifer!" Tigress shot back.
"No fighting, please." Po said.
"You can't stop me." Aomi said.
"I can!" Khan said then smacked Aomi in the face.
"What did you hit her for?!?!" Po yelled.
"Look, I may be blinded from what's in front of me, but so are you." Khan said.
Aomi got up and tried to throw a punch back at Khan, but Rin caught it and punched her in the stomach.
Zuko held Rin back, as so did Po with Aomi.
"You may be fooling Po but you're never fooling me." Tigress said.
"Yes I did! When I snuck in Po's bed the other day!" Aomi bursted.
"You evil conniving little witch!" Tigress yelled.
"Finally the truth!" Po said.
"Like I ever wanted you two to be together! Please I'd rather watch vegetables rot, than see a happy couple." Aomi said.
"Let me at her!" Rin yelled.
"No!" Zuko yelled.
"I got a knife!" Rin yelled. Zuko backed off quickly.
"Sike!" Rin yelled.
"What do you want me to do to her?" Rin asked Tigress.
"Don't worry about her, she's my problem, and I'm going to fix her." Tigress said.
"Go ahead! But that's not going to make you the winner now will it?" Aomi asked.
"No. but after this you will learn your lesson." Tigress said.
"Viper cover your eyes." Crane said.
"For what? You act like I'm going to dissect her." Tigress said.
"I dare you." Aomi said.
"You are crazy!" Tigress yelled.
Aomi pushed off of Po with the strength no one knew she had.
"Call me crazy….one more time." Aomi challenged.
"You…are…crazy!" Tigress yelled.
OK THIS WAS THE CHAPTER I PROMISED!
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