"Let's all calm down." Zuko said.
"I'm done calming down! All I wanted to do was kill this chick!" Aomi yelled.
"I'm right here! Go ahead and kill me." Tigress challenged.
"There is a better way to settle this." Khan said.
"No there isn't! She is obviously crazy!!!" Tigress yelled.
Aomi unsheathed her claws.
"Oh Christ." Crane said.
Aomi punched Tigress in the face and tackled her to the ground.
They both started scratching each other.
"Aren't you guys gonna do anything?!?!" Viper yelled.
The boys immediately grabbed them and separated.
"Let me go! I wanna do so many illegal things to that bitch!!" Tigress yelled.
"That's enough!" Po yelled.
"No it isn't! She isn't dead yet! And nobody calls me crazy! Ever!" Aomi screamed.
"You are a crazy bitch!" Tigress yelled.
Aomi started fighting in Zuko's arms but couldn't break past his grip.
"Separate them." Khan said.
"Will do. "Zuko said. As he carried Aomi away into the dormitories.
"And take Tigress to the other room so we can have some peace and quiet." Po said.
"Man that was some fight." Viper said.
"Indeed." Crane said trying to sound smart.
Grey clouds were forming which meant rain showers were near. They quickly headed inside, a moment later it looked as if the courtyard was flooded.
"I hope we have electricity." Khan said.
"My god for once can you stop thinking about that computer!?" Zuko yelled.
"I can't it gives me purpose!" Khan said. "Besides when my parents find out where I am they will freak on me."
"Let them freak." Zuko said.
"You're impossible to talk to. Everything you say just doesn't make sense." Khan said.
"Can you guys please stop bickering?" Crane asked.
"I know you guys are like a really annoying TV show." Viper said.
"Is the fight over?" Mantis asked while he and Monkey came back from god knows where.
"Yeah. It's been quiet for over an hour." Zuko said.
"Good." Monkey said. "We can't take all this. "
Someone knocked on the door. "Can someone get that?" Po asked.
"Allow me." Khan said as she walked out in the rain. "Don't bother I'm not soaking wet I'm fine." She said sarcastically.
"What do you want from me woman?!?!?!" Zuko yelled.
The knocking continued.
"I'm coming dammit!" Kahn yelled, and then opened the door.
"Who are you?" She asked.
"Khan who is it?" Po asked.
"I don't know but he's kinda cute." She responded.
"You are married young lady!" Zuko yelled from the kitchen.
"I'm looking for the Dragon Warrior."The voice said.
"Oh god! "Viper said in shock. "Po hide!"
"From what?" Po asked.
"Hey Po some dude wants you." Khan said.
Rin recovered from her silence.
"Who could possibly be at the door when it's pouring out?" Rin asked.
"A complete dumbass." Mantis answered.
Rin moved Khan out of the way walked outside where the stranger was and closed to door behind her.
"What the hell are you doing back here?" Rin asked the shadow.
"I'm not here for revenge if that's what you're thinking." The shadow said as he emerged from the darkness, the shadow was none other than Tai Lung himself!
"You're no longer welcome here." Rin said.
"Neither are you, Miss I killed over 50 people last year." Tai Lung chuckled.
"You make me sick." Rin said in disgust.
"Get used to it." Tai Lung said.
"You think you can just waltz in here and suspect that nothing happened? But that's when you're wrong." Rin said.
"You are never easily impressed." Tai Lung said.
"So what you're expecting some shelter?" Rin asked.
"No I'm just here to ask for forgiveness then I'll be on my way." Tai Lung said.
"Master Shifu isn't here at the moment." Rin said.
"I can wait till he comes back." Tai Lung said.
"Rin who is that?" Khan asked from inside.
"Nobody." Rin replied.
"Are you scared to tell them that I've returned?" Tai Lung asked.
"No come right in." Rin offered. "But I wouldn't surprise them."
"No problem." Tai Lung said.
Rin opened the door and they both came in.
"Well hello there." Khan said. (A/N: kind of obvious that she's flirting with him XD)
"Hi." Tai Lung greeted.
The rest came out of the kitchen, half were confused, and the other half was shocked. Mei Ling was just downright terrified.
"What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be I don't know DEAD?!?!" Zuko yelled.
"Zuko chill he's cool now." Rin said.
"How do we know that he won't end up killing us all?" Zuko asked.
Everyone turned and stared at him.
"What?" Zuko asked.
"I understand your distrust and I'm ok with that." Tai Lung said.
"Yeah you better be!" Zuko said and ran back into the kitchen.
Po walked out of the kitchen, took a good look at the visitor and ran back in like a crazed orangutan.
"I guess he's happy to see you." Viper said.
"Or not." Monkey said.
Tigress heard a desperate knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Tigress asked.
"It's me!" Po said.
"What makes you think you could come in?" Tigress asked.
"It's an emergency!!" Po yelled.
"I don't have any toilet paper!" Tigress yelled.
"Not that." Po said.
Tigress sighed and let the panda in.
"What do you want? And why are you so pale?" Tigress asked.
"It's uh…well he is you know." Po stammered.
"Spit it out!" Tigress yelled.
"Uh…well." Po panicked.
"If you can't tell me then get out!" Tigress yelled.
"Tai Lung is back!" Po screamed.
"Is he in the house?!?!!?" Tigress yelled.
"Yes." Po said.
"Shit!" Tigress yelled.
"He doesn't want to fight." Po said.
"When did he get here?" Tigress asked.
"10 minutes ago." Po answered.
"Why did it take so damn long to notify me about it?!" Tigress yelled.
"I'm ok with all these people from the past showing up like this, but they need stop surprising us like this!" Po said.
"I bet he wants to see you." Tigress said.
"I guess." Po said.
"Well go to him!" Tigress said.
"Fine." Po said as he exited hid ex's bedroom.
"So, you want to apologize." Zuko said awkwardly.
"If that's ok." Tai Lung said.
"Oh no it's fine." Khan said.
Po walked in the room nervously.
"It's about time you got here!" Rin yelled.
She gave the signal for everyone to leave the kitchen.
"Oh crap." Po said.
"Don't worry I won't kill you." Tai Lung said.
"Worried? I'm not worried, who said I was worried?" Po asked.
"I just came to apologize for beating you up, and trying to us e the Dragon Scroll to rule China." Tai Lung said.
"Me too. Sorry I beat the hell out of you then made you disappear." Po said.
"No problem." Tai Lung said.
"I guess we're cool now." Po said.
"Yeah I guess." Tai Lung said.
Long silence.
"Well I have to go." Tai Lung said.
"Ok later." Po said.
"Wow that was scary." Viper said.
"I know." Mei ling agreed.
"It was unbelievable." Khan said in a dreamy voice.
"What's wrong with you?" Zuko asked.
"Nothing." Khan said.
"Don't tell me nothing!" Zuko yelled.
"You just go gaga over men to spike me!" Zuko yelled.
"I do not! You would have done the same with those French strippers!" Kahn yelled.
"I think we better leave." Rin said. The rest agreed and left behind her.
"I brought the strippers to entertain my guests!" Zuko yelled.
"And yourself!" Khan argued.
"What is that supposed to mean?!?!" Zuko asked angrily.
"It means if I hadn't gone to the party, you would have slept with one of them!" Khan yelled.
"No I wouldn't." Zuko yelled.
"Yes you would have! And to top that, why the hell would you throw a party while Shifu was away and invite everyone from the Valley to come?" Khan asked.
"I wanted to have fun for once!" Zuko yelled.
"Some fun you were having, staring at other girls ass cheeks in your face!" Khan yelled.
"You think I would do that?!?" Zuko screamed.
"You were always doing it! When we started going out you would always stare at other girls, and at the wedding you couldn't take one eye away from one of my bride maids! If I didn't know any better I would have called you a cheater! But no a cheater would prance around with pretty girls going to clubs, and getting wasted together sounds like fun doesn't it?!?!" Khan yelled.
"I don't get what your problem is." Zuko said.
"My problem is that I finally find someone who my parents didn't set me up with and isn't a royal snob and who doesn't care for royal treatment, but he goes behind my back and tries to get more that one wife?!?! Not when I'm around." Khan said.
"What about you and that other guy?!?" Zuko asked.
"Even though he murdered a lot of people he would have made a far better husband then you ever will!" Khan yelled.
"Oh yeah?!?!" Zuko asked.
"Yeah! And you know when I'm out of this jail maybe not seeing me will knock some sense into your atom sized brain!" Khan yelled.
"You are making a big mistake!" Zuko yelled.
"No my biggest mistake was agreeing to marry you!" Khan yelled.
Zuko stared at her in shock and disbelief.
The tension in the room started to fade away; it was quiet enough to hear the rain falling on the ceiling.
"I can't take this anymore." Khan said in a soft voice. "I want a divorce; I can't live with someone who doesn't love me back."
Dun Dun Dahh!
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