I do not own Twilight

By Gizmo4655

Chapter 4:

When we got home, I realized we had only been gone an hour. But, then again, big shocker for Alice. She was scarier than a flying pig. And I hear those were creepy. (A/N: I read it in this book that made fun of weird things).

I walked through the door of the house, Edward in tow, and Alice running ahead to pack the newly bought things.

Edward stopped then pulled me behind him. "EMMETT! Do that and I will personally kill you." He said.

Emmett came down the stairs laughing. "Hey, you never said I couldn't do any pranks. Heck, we don't have any rules for camping! Why worry? Oh, right, cause your itty bitty Bella is coming."

He ran away laughing, carrying a box filled with what looked like jelly. Why would he find that funny? I hope I don't have to find out. Edward was staring where Emmett had left, growling.

"What is it? What is he going to do?"

He looked back at me and took my hand in his. He instantly calmed down. "I don't know. Who would've thought he could learn to block?" We laughed.

"Only an idiot. Trust me." Rosalie said coming down the stairs. "I don't even know."

She smiled at me. "You know Bella, me, you and Alice should have a talk. I would love to give you some pointers on camping with the Cullen's. Especially where we're going."

I looked at her in shock; she wanted to spend her last hour at home, talking to ME? Wow, this place was staring to freak me out. First Emmett now her? Her tinkling laugh made me stutter.

"Umm…oh… ok?"

"Great!" She said grabbing my hand and pulling me up the stairs. "ALICE!!!!"

"Yes?" She spoke, standing in the doorway of Rose's room. She looked at Rosalie dragging me and clapped. "Goody!!! Okay now, did you sign us up???"

"Huh?" I asked dumbly.

"I was talking to Rose."

"Yes Alice" Rose spoke annoyed.

"Lock the door please Alice."

"Of course." She said, and then sat down next to me on the bed.

Rosalie kept standing, pacing in front of us. "How are we going to do this…?" She paused and smiled at me. "Bella."

Alice cheered. "Of COURSE!!!" She said again.

"Huh?" Again, my brilliant answer.

They laughed. "Bella, how would you like to join our team? We need some one they won't suspect coming. They need to think we ran." Rose said thinking.

"Alice?" I asked, hoping she could clear it up for me.

She got the silent message and nodded. "Emmett decaled a prank war on me and Rose, and we signed up to go to a summer camp while they are camping. We made a plan. Play as many games as you can. Like the summer camp is game 1, hide and seek."

"Ok, but why use me?"

"We need you to make sure we look human enough to go to this camp. Oh, and to tell them which games we are going to play without them getting us. The trick, the prank war part, is we have to get caught while being the victim in the others' prank. Jasper and Emmett are the other team, and if they pull a prank at the summer camp, and we end up the victims, we lose and move on to the next game. The very last is a 48 hour prank war. We haven't decided on prizes yet, but we will soon. You are our helper. You send them news and you stick with us, but can't get pranked, otherwise we win. Edward is theirs, so he can't get pranked either." She stopped for a minute, craning her neck. "They just told him. And it's perfect! He can't read your mind, and will be too far away to read ours!"

"So we got the advantage because of me and you." I stated.

"You are one smart cookie!"

"Does Esme and Carlisle know?"

"Know??? They were the ones who suggested it! They want a peaceful camping trip this year. For them anyways."

Rose nodded in agreement. "Last year we played truth or dare and…"

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Flashback (Rose's POV)

"You kids need to play a game, how about hide and seek?" Esme said.

"NOOOOO" Emmett whined next to me.

"What about man hunt, or a water gun fight?"

I ignored her and said, "TRUTH OR DARE!!!"

Every one else cheered and I smiled in victory. "Ok I'll go first. Edward, truth or dare?"

"Dare." He had scoffed.

"Ok. I dare you to go into Carlisle and Esme's tent and…

cover it head to toe in fish guts." Of course it wasn't a big dare at all, but Alice had warned me, and let's just say we sent a little something up.

Edward shrugged and got up to go get fish. Esme looked at me disappointed. "We're going for a walk. Make sure everything is cleaned up when we get back. We all muttered oks but of course we wouldn't.

Edward came back, holding his nose to block the smell and ripped the fish open. I waited eagerly for him to enter the tent. He was a foot away when me and Alice got up and ran.

We heard a BANG, knowing he entered the tent, and then heard the guys yelling after us.

An hour later, we went back to the camp site, only to see our parents staring in shock at the scene.

The tent was a mixture of bright colors, and flames. The guys, especially Edward, were covered head to toe in fish guts, and paint. But the best part, they hadn't realized it wasn't paint.

Alice twitched her nose telling me to play along. We didn't want to get in trouble for this, but wanted them to know what they were covered in.

"Jasper!" She screeched, going up and slapping him in the side of the head. "Why are you guys wearing my mascara and my sparkles!!!???" She was really good at that.

"Emmett!!! You better have a good reason to be using Esme's food coloring and her flour! She was going to bake for the campgrounds' owners!"

"Uh…you...What...Esme?"They stuttered.

"That's enough boys. You got too out of control. Girls, where were you when this happened. Cause you obviously weren't here."

"Oh, we went for a walk. We got bored of truth or dare." Alice answered. I nodded in agreement.

We usually couldn't lie to Esme, but after she looked us over carefully, she let us go. "Good, you really shouldn't be playing that game. I ban it, unless you have parent supervision, and I mean me or Carlisle, got it?"

We nodded and she continued. "Girls, please go get some water from the lake, and walk down to the little store to see if they have some bleach."

We took off, only to slow down and laugh our heads off when we were sure they couldn't hear us.

End of Flashback

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"And that wasn't the end of it, they used more then their share of our stuff." Rose finished her and Alice laughing their heads off.

I heard Emmett charge up the stairs and bang down the door. "We are leaving know, and babe that want nice." He said trying to wrap his arms around her.

But, she shrugged out of them and said, "Oh, well. You coming Bella? Don't forget they don't know where we are hiding."