"I'm tired." Viper said.
"Of what?" Rin asked.
"Of being locked up in this place, I can't take it anymore." Viper whined.
"I really wish you two would shut up." Tigress said.
The computer started beeping.
"Ugh! I don't feel like talking to Shifu right now." Viper said.
"I do! I wanna freak him out some more!" Rin said anxiously.
Rin got up from the bed to answer the call.
"What took you so long to answer?" Shifu asked.
"We were asleep! You know how late it is?!?!" Rin yelled.
"It's only 6:30 in the afternoon." Tigress said from the background.
"You know your bad at lying right?" Shifu asked.
Rin pouted.
"Checking up on us again?" Viper asked.
"As usual, yes." Shifu said.
"So when are you coming back?" Tigress asked.
"In three days." Shifu said.
"What?!?!?!" The all screamed in disbelief.
"What? You all don't miss me?" Shifu asked.
"Uh excuse us for a second." Viper said.
They muted the sound so Shifu couldn't hear what they were saying.
"What are we going to do?" Viper asked.
"We get released in five days, were screwed." Rin said.
"Maybe we can tell him to extend his time in where ever he is." Tigress suggested.
"That could work." Rin said.
"Uh you guys he's staring at us." Viper said.
They all looked at the computer monitor and saw Shifu looking at them in confusion. They all smiled and waved like everything was ok, he waved back.
All of a sudden Zuko ran in the room.
"What the hell are you doing?!?!" Tigress yelled.
Zuko was panting violently.
Viper turned on the sound.
"What is going on?" Shifu asked.
"Khan is divorcing me!!!!!" Zuko yelled.
"What?!?!?" They all yelled, including Shifu.
"Is she out of her damn mind?!?!?!" Rin yelled.
"I keep forgetting that Rin is there." Shifu said.
"I appreciate that remark." Rin said.
"You guys! What am I going to do?" Zuko asked.
"Well why does she want to leave you all of a sudden?" Tigress asked.
"She thinks I chase after other women when she's not around." Zuko said.
They all nodded and mumbled in agreement.
"You agree with her?!?!?" Zuko yelled.
"Well it's kinda true." Viper said.
"Yeah like when you invited those strippers over." Rin said.
Shifu eyes grew wide.
"Not here! Uh back at home." Zuko said to save his butt.
"That's what I thought you said." Shifu said.
"So are you going to let her go?" Tigress asked.
"Wait a damn minute! Khan is there!?!?! What did I say about inviting people over when I wasn't there?!?!" Shifu demanded.
"We didn't invite her, she just came over." Zuko said.
"And what's taking her so long to leave?" Shifu asked.
They all tried to find an excuse.
"She loves us so much?" Viper said.
"That's understandable." Shifu said.
"Where have you been?" Aomi asked after searching the whole palace for Mei Ling.
"I've been hanging out with Monkey and Mantis." She said.
"What about Crane?" Aomi asked.
"I've been thinking and I thought I should let him enjoy his happiness with Viper." Mei Ling said.
"So you're just giving up?" Aomi asked.
"Yeah." Mei Ling said.
"You are such a coward." Aomi hissed.
"I'd rather be a coward then have almost the entire palace hate me." Mei Ling said.
Aomi said nothing.
"You know how many girls are probably plotting many different ways to kill you for stealing their men?" Mei Ling asked.
"Bite your tongue!" Aomi yelled.
Mei Ling bit her tongue playfully.
"I know what I'm doing!" Aomi yelled.
"Do you? Because I bet Tigress wants to tear you up right now." Mei Ling said with a laugh.
"Incase you haven't noticed, Po has less feelings of affection for her." Aomi said.
"Because you came in the middle." Mei Ling said.
"What does that prove?" Aomi asked.
"Once they find out the truth, it's your loss." Mei Ling said.
"Is it true?" Po asked. After he found Khan in the kitchen.
"Is what true?" Khan asked.
"Are you really divorcing Zuko over some dumb fight?" Po asked.
"Great now everyone knows because he can't keep his big mouth shut." Khan said to herself.
"Don't blame him for his past mistakes." Po said.
"You think talking to me about that would make me change my mind?" Khan asked.
"It was worth a shot." Po said.
"He doesn't even love me." Khan said.
"Don't say that." Po said.
"No I mean it; he probably married me for my parents' money." Khan said.
"No he didn't, because if he did he would have wanted to be Emperor." Po said.
"That's only one thing; he chases girls around for fun." Khan said.
Po laughed. "That's how he is, men like us love women."
"There's a giant question mark in my head right now." Khan said.
"It's just like you girls chasing the hottest guy in the world." Po said.
"And your point is?" Khan asked.
"The point is he may chase those girls and face rejection from them but he wont have to worry because he knows you will never reject him." Po said.
"See now your making me feel like a jerk." Khan said.
"That's how you're supposed to feel." Po said.
"So he invited those strippers because he misses me?" Khan asked.
"Uh, yeah. Sure." Po said.
"Thanks Po." Khan said.
"Can I ask you something?" Po asked.
"Sure anything." Khan said.
"I was just wondering, can I poke your eye?" Po asked.
"Why?" Khan said while she slowly scooted away.
"Because your cat eyes are so fascinating, in the light the get skinny, but in the dark they dilate. Did you know your eyes are like mirrors so it glows in the dark?" Po said.
"Uh, sure." Khan said.
Po poked her eye.
"You happy now?" Khan asked.
"Very." Po said with a wide smile.
"Rin go buy us some food." Zuko said.
"Why?" Rin asked.
"Because I'm your older brother, and you're the only person who can leave this place." Zuko said.
"And what makes you think I got cash on me?" Rin asked.
Tigress threw 40 Yuan at Rin.
"There now go." Tigress said.
"Where did you get all that money from?" Viper asked.
"I know people, who know people, who have money." Tigress said.
"So tell me who those people are." Rin said.
"Your mother." Tigress said.
The whole room laughed.
"I will spit in your food." Rin said.
"I don't care, I'd eat anything really." Tigress said.
"Ok then can you eat this piece of paper?" Zuko asked.
"Anything edible." Tigress corrected.
"Whatever." Rin said, then left to get the food.
"So who has something interesting to say?" Zuko asked.
"I'm still wondering what you guys are doing in my room." Tigress said.
"Because you need company." Viper said.
"For what?" Tigress asked.
"I don't know." Viper said.
"Are you over Po yet?" Zuko asked.
"Yes." Tigress said.
"Oh, well do you mind if I make out with you?" Zuko asked.
"What? Yes I mind!" Tigress said.
"Your no fun." Zuko said.
Viper giggled.
"You think it's funny to have your friends husband hit on you?" Tigress asked Viper.
"Yep pretty much." Viper said.
Someone knocked on the door.
"Come in." Tigress said.
Khan walked in.
Zuko hid behind Tigress.
"Why are you hiding?" Khan asked.
"Because I don't want you to beat me around after you infuse me with catnip." Zuko said.
"Really?" Tigress asked.
"Why are you wearing sunglasses?" Viper asked.
"Because three people already asked to poke my eye, and I don't want anymore people to ask me." Khan said.
"Can I poke your eye?" Tigress asked.
"Poke your own!" Khan yelled.
Tigress started poking Zuko's eye instead.
"You know how annoying that is?" Zuko asked.
"Not really." Tigress said.
"So what do you need?" Viper asked.
Khan turned to Zuko. "I need five minutes with you, you owe me that much."
"Oh sure run me out of my own room I don't mind." Tigress said.
"We will leave you guys alone." Viper said.
"The bed is off limits for occasional reasons, if you know what I mean." Tigress said.
"You're dirty!" Zuko yelled.
Tigress smiled and left the room.
"So you want yell at me some more?" Zuko asked.
Khan hugged him.
"Let's never argue like that ever again." Khan said. "What I said yesterday I didn't mean it."
"I should be apologizing." Zuko said.
"Ok!" Khan agreed.
"Really? You're supposed to deny that." Zuko said.
"Look I'm not good at this couple stuff ok?" Khan said.
"Sure alright." Zuko said.
"But you need to promise me something." Khan said.
"Sure anything." Zuko said.
"No more girl hunting when I'm not around." Khan said.
"You two." Zuko said.
"Excuse me?" Khan asked.
"Look I don't know if your gay or not." Zuko said.
Khan started laughing.
"Well no more boy hunting for you." Khan said.
"Agreed." Zuko said. Then kissed her nose.
"Can I ask you something?" Khan asked.
"Ok." Zuko said.
"Can I poke your eye?" Khan asked.
*sigh* "ok." Zuko said.
SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE I WAS GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS, PLUS AND EXTRA WEEK CAUSE ITS SPRING BREAK BABY!
CHEERS!