"Hey I'm back." Rin said.
"With food?" Zuko asked.
"Yeah knock yourself out." Rin said, tossing the box over to him.
"What took you so long?" Tigress asked.
"Long line." Rin said.
"A long line took you 4 hours to get back?" Tigress asked.
"I had to walk." Rin added.
"You could have at least kept the food warm. My shrimp is cold." Zuko whined.
"At least you got something to eat." Rin said.
They suddenly heard loud footsteps headed their way! Like a stampede. But it was just Po rushing because of the smell.
"Do I smell General Sous Chicken?" Po asked.
"Here." Viper said.
Po took the box and ran back outside.
"Hey! We still haven't told Master Shifu to extend his time away from us." Viper suddenly said.
"Its 10:30 it's too late to call him now." Zuko said.
"We could at least see if he's still awake." Tigress said, as she headed for the computer.
"How is he still online?" Khan asked, after seeing his name.
"He probably forgot to logout before bed." Viper suggested.
"Ohhh sushi." Mei Ling said from the window.
*sigh* "come on in Mei Ling." Rin said.
Mei Ling jumped inside and dug into the platter of sushi.
"It's ringing." Tigress said.
Shifu picked up the call.
"Hello?" He asked.
"You're still awake?" Khan asked.
"Of course it's the afternoon here!" Shifu said.
"What time is it?" Zuko asked.
"3:00." Shifu said.
"Where are you?" Rin asked.
"None of your business that's where!" Shifu yelled.
"OMJesus! Chill home slice." Rin said.
Everyone looked at her.
"What? I can't start a new slanguage?" Rin asked.
They all shook their heads and focused back on the monitor.
"We were wondering, if you could come back maybe next week?" Viper asked.
"Why?" Shifu asked.
"Well we just want to have time to straighten up the place for you." Khan lied.
"Is that so?" Shifu asked. "What's the catch?"
"Nothing, just welcoming you back home." Viper said.
"Oh! For god sakes man!!! We just want our damn freedom!!! Is that so much to ask?!?!?!" Zuko suddenly shouted.
Everyone's eyes grew wide.
"That's understandable." Shifu said. "Who's that behind Viper?"
"Oh. That's Mei Ling." Viper explained.
Mei Ling turned around with a mouthful of sushi.
"She's one of Crane's friends." Tigress said.
"Hi." Mei Ling managed to say after swallowing the mouthful of sushi.
"How many of your friends did you invite over?" Shifu asked angrily.
"That's all I promise!" Zuko said.
"I might have to come over." Shifu said.
"No!!!" They all yelled.
Shifu gave them a look.
"We don't want you to waste your time looking after us." Khan said.
"Ok then." Shifu said.
"Where's Po?" Shifu asked.
"Stuffing his face with my chicken, why?" Zuko asked.
"Just checking." Shifu said.
"Have you guys seen Po?" Aomi asked Monkey and Mantis.
"No, but we last saw him in the kitchen maybe you can look there." Mantis said.
"Thanks." Aomi said.
"I never thought she would talk to us." Monkey said.
"Well she just did." Mantis said.
Monkey and Mantis sat in silence.
"That's it, savor the moment." Mantis said.
"Mind if I join you?" Aomi asked.
"Not at all grab a chair." Po said.
Aomi sat down.
"Uh. What are you eating?" Aomi asked.
"Chicken." Po replied. "Want some?"
"No thanks." Aomi said.
"So what do you want to talk about?" Po asked.
"About us." Aomi said.
"Us?" Po asked.
"Well yeah." Aomi said.
"What about us?" Po asked.
"I was just wondering, when we get released maybe we could actually go out instead of staying here." Aomi said.
"You're asking me out on a date?" Po gulped.
"Of course what else?" Aomi said. "I thought it was time to take our relationship to another level."
"Levels?" Po asked.
"You know nothing about relationships do you?" Aomi said.
"I know a little stuff." Po said.
"But still a little clueless am I right?" Aomi asked.
"Where are you getting at this?" Po asked.
"I just wanted us to get closer." Aomi said.
"Look I don't think I'm ready for another girlfriend." Po said.
"You didn't say that when you kissed me." Aomi said.
"That was an accident you fell on me." Po said.
"So? You kissed me back." Aomi said.
"Look, that's not the point." Po said.
"Then what is?" Aomi asked.
"The point is, is that I'm not comfortable being with you." Po said.
"Excuse me?" Aomi asked.
"You heard me." Po said.
"Are you breaking up with me?" Aomi asked.
"We never even went out!" Po yelled.
Aomi knocked the chicken off the table and the plate broke, she stood up.
"You're making a big mistake!" Aomi yelled.
"Oh please without me, you have nothing." Po said. (A/N: sooo true)
Aomi said nothing.
"And I figured something else." Po said. "The reason why you followed Mei Ling to the party is because you knew I was here."
"Ok so? I broke you and Tigress up. Big f**king deal." Aomi said. "The thing is she will never forgive you, ever." Aomi threatened.
"Oh really?" Tigress asked.
"How long have you been standing there?" Po asked.
"A while." Tigress said.
Aomi had shock in her eyes.
"I told you, but you didn't listen if you keep manipulating people they will all hate you." Tigress said.
"Don't go all Oprah Winfrey on me, the fact is I win." Aomi said.
"So this whole thing was a game to you?!" Tigress yelled.
The rest emerged at the door.
"Sure, I like toying with people's emotions." Aomi winced.
"I'm really going to tear that bitch up!" Rin yelled.
"Go ahead, nobody's stopping you." Aomi challenged.
"I am!" Zuko said grabbing his sister.
"She's the girl that broke me and Ling up remember?!?" Rin yelled.
"That was her?!?!" Zuko asked furiously. "I was beating up the wrong person!"
"And because of you he's dead!" Rin pointed at Aomi.
"I know I'm a witch." Aomi laughed.
"Oh no! Who do you think you're laughing at?" Viper yelled.
"Viper calm down." Crane said.
"I'm done calming down!" Viper yelled. "I'm tired of being mellow all the time! You know how many friends cry to me about their dead relationships!?!?! I had to put them all on therapy!"
"She didn't do anything to me really; I just want to smack her around." Khan said.
"Ladies we have high blood pressure so you all need to rest." Po said.
Rin tackled Aomi to the ground throwing deadly punches.
"Why the hell did you let her go?" Crane asked.
"She bit me!" Zuko said.
Aomi pushed Rin off and grabbed a frying pan prepared to hit Rin with it. Tigress grabbed the pan from her hands and punched her in the face.
Mei Ling came in with an ice cream cone watching the fight with pleasure.
"Isn't this what you wanted Aomi? You said yourself you can take any girl." Mei Ling giggled.
Po grabbed the most violent one (Rin) and carried her out the kitchen.
They suddenly hear sirens.
"Aww dammit!" They all yelled.
I BEGIN TO WONDER WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS GETTING INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE?
CHEERS! 3