"Ugh!!! Why are we always getting screwed every ten minutes?!?!?!" Zuko yelled.
"Calm down you guys." Po said.
"I think we already passed that level thanks." Mei Ling said.
"Oh man, oh man, oh man! I'm dead sooo dead! My parents will kill me!" Khan panicked.
"I've spent too much time away from school already." Mei Ling said.
They heard a heavy knock on the door.
"Hey they didn't demand entrance this time, maybe they're not pissed at us." Zuko said.
Po went over and opened the door.
"Oh hi officer." Po said nervously.
"Don't worry son you're not in trouble." The officer said.
Po let out a sigh of relief.
"So what are you here for?" Crane asked.
"You all have been released, due to a #1 fan who took the blame for that party you threw; turns out he couldn't stand to see his favorite Masters held captive in their own home." The officer explained.
"We're free?!?!" Zuko asked excitedly.
The officer nodded.
"Yes! Freedom!!" Monkey and Mantis cheered.
"Now you all can wait a moment so I can get the keys to unlock those anklets." The officer left and went to his vehicle.
He ran back gasping for air. "*cough* man! *panting heavily* stairs." He said.
"Unlock me!!!" Crane begged.
"No me!" Khan bumped in.
"Easy, easy there are plenty of keys to go around." The officer said then handed them a key to free themselves.
"Now that you can move about and have no more problems I can add another problem, you all have to pay this 7,000 Yuan fine." The officer smiled.
Khan fainted.
"She's dead." Mantis said.
"Where the hell are we going to come up with seven grand!?!?!?!" Crane yelled.
"I don't know but I say we make Zuko pay it." Monkey said.
"What? Why me?!?!" Zuko asked.
"Because you're the one who started this mess." Viper said.
Khan finally woke up on Zuko's lap.
"Gah. What happened? I dreamt that I was free then someone said something about 7,000 Yuan, then everything was a blur." Khan said.
"Kahn! Baby, you're rich! Tell me you have 7 grand on you!" Zuko pleaded.
"Uh, no I don't." Khan said.
Zuko cursed and left the room.
Everyone was shocked of his words. Viper was flipping through a dictionary to figure out what the words meant.
11:56pm
Tigress was laying on a bench very frustrated, still happy that she was no longer arrested she still wanted to tear Aomi to shreds not matter how bad it would make Po feel.
"There you are." Po said.
Tigress remained silent.
"May I sit on your head?" Po asked.
"Why?" Tigress asked.
"It was a joke." Po said blankly.
"Oh." Tigress got up in sitting position to leave room for Po.
"So what's up?" Po asked.
"Whoa! Rewind. You're talking to me?" Tigress asked.
"Yeah." Po said.
"I thought you hated me." Tigress said.
"Never. But I was angry when you socked Aomi in the face." Po said.
"What do you see in her anyway?" Tigress asked.
"Hah! Funny, she asked the same thing about you." Po said.
Tigress gave him a serious look.
"What?" Po asked.
"That's not funny." Tigress said.
"Well you can't help but feel sorry for her." Po said.
"For what?" Tigress asked.
"Well, she never had a real boyfriend who liked her for who she was, just for her body." Po said.
"I can relate." Tigress said.
Po gave her a shocked look.
"What? It's not like I let them get at me." Tigress said.
"But Aomi did." Po said.
"That's why she's a…you know." Tigress said.
"She's troubled." Po said.
"So when she met you why did she cheat?" Tigress asked. "Even though you liked her for her."
"…that's a very good question." Po said.
"Isn't it?" Tigress said.
"I miss your sarcasm." Po said.
"Aww thanks. But you know what I miss the most? That stupid puppy dog face you always make." Tigress said.
"Where did we go wrong?" Po asked.
"We let your Ex get to us." Tigress said.
"So friends?" Po asked.
"I don't feel like being friends." Tigress said.
"Best friends?" Po asked.
"I wanna be more than that." Tigress said.
"BFF?" Po asked.
"More than that." Tigress said.
Po gave her a confused look.
"I wanna get back together." Tigress huffed.
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Po said.
"I hope not." Tigress said then kissed him.
"Now about that iPod business." Po began.
"Ugh! Po I'm not buying it!" Tigress said.
"C'mon you're my girl now at least get me a present to celebrate!" Po said.
"I'll get you something else." Tigress said, annoyed.
"Yes! I like my girls demanding." Po said giving Tigress a tight hug; I didn't take her long to realize what he meant.
"Good luck cause I'm waiting till I'm married." Tigress said as she pushed him away.
"Aww, no goodnight present?" Po asked.
"Nope." Tigress said.
They walked to the dormitories holding hands.
Next Morning.
"I win again!" Khan cheered.
"That's not fair!" Shifu yelled.
"Don't hate the player! Hate the game." Khan teased.
They were playing Mahjong over the webcam Shifu lost dozens of times to a female.
"I give up." Shifu said.
"I knew you would." Khan stuck her tongue at him.
Shifu disconnected the chat and Khan laughed, but was shocked when she saw Aomi standing there.
"What are you doing in here?" Khan asked coldly.
"Leaving." Aomi said.
"Good. Be sure to take your slutty attitude with you." Khan snapped.
"Sure thing, but this isn't completely goodbye; we'll see each other again much sooner, except your heart won't beat." Aomi said then left the room.
Khan stood there frozen.
'What did she mean? Is she planning to assassinate me? Why is she beginning to sound like someone I knew? Why am I asking myself all these questions? Why are you still reading this sentence?'
IDK THE SENTENCE JUST SOUNDS SUSPICOUS
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