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Author's Note: Okay, so this chapter deals with three of the pairs at home...the next one will have the remaining three. I expect there to be one more chapter (when they perform) and maybe a sequel. Please read and review, it makes me happy!

Quinn sighed. "Mercedes, we seriously need to work on our duet, and Puck keeps calling me and saying that we need to think of names for our baby because she's been alive for two weeks and we're still clueless. We're never going to get any work done."

"I will take him to the carpet," Mercedes interjected. "Seriously, there is lovey-dovey-baby-naming time and there is duet time. I don't know what the hell I would do if I had a boyfriend calling me like that. Well, maybe Kurt counts, but not really."

"Sometimes, I don't know how I put up with him." Quinn threw her arms in the air dramatically and giggled.

Quinn's phone went off.

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da do do,

Just dance, spin that record babe, da da do do...

"Q, is that seriously your ringtone?" Mercedes started laughing hysterically. "Girl, that song is old."

"No, Mercedes, it's not that old, it's just...last year. Yeah, you know what, I should probably change it by now."

Mercedes grabbed Quinn's Blackberry and yelled into it. "Listen here, Puckerman. Your girlfriend and I need to work on this glee club thing, and you need to stop calling because it's really distracting. If you don't shut up, I will take you to the rug. Bye." She hung up before he could respond.

She rolled her eyes. "Does he call you like this all the time?"

"Um, yeah," Quinn said. "I guess that's how it works when you're sixteen-year-old parents."

"Right...So, um, duet?"

Quinn breathed deeply. "Yeah. We need a two-person song this time. I'm pretty sure he told us that we weren't allowed to divide a one-person song."

Suddenly, Mercedes perked up. "Wait a minute...your ringtone is GaGa, right? And, uh, Puck keeps blowing up your phone?"

Quinn nodded.

"I think I just found our duet."

*~*~*

"What the fuck, dude? Mercedes just answered Quinn's phone."

Finn was mad now. "Will you stop calling Quinn and like, focus on the assignment?" Honestly, he wanted to get out of Puck's house as soon as he possibly could. They had not been on good terms since babygate and Finn was sure being paired together was only going to make things worse. The fact that he kept calling his ex, and the girl he still kind-of had feelings for was making it worse. Puck and Quinn were now parents, and they were together. It wasn't that easy for Finn to move on. Those two were both popular, so it was easy for them, but Finn had no idea whether he should go after Rachel or not. He knew he had feelings for her, but her social status was freaking him out and he didn't want to sink completely to the bottom of the food chain for a girlfriend who probably wouldn't last that long anyways.

"Look, man. You're just jealous because we're together," Puck sneered.

"I am not, Puckerman, and stop being such a douche," Finn snapped, the malice in his tone apparent. "Okay, we seriously need to focus because we only have four days left."

Puck snorted. "Since when do you care? Look, whatever, neither of us wants to be here. So we'll get it done. Fast."

"Well, Mr. Schue offered to switch up the partners, but you –"

"Oh, whatever. I didn't want to pussy out like you would in front of the entire club."

"Puckerman, this is never going to work if you keep being an asshole." Finn was getting extremely pissed off. He would control his urge to punch the Lima Loser in the face. He had to.

"Fine. But really, how many guy-guy duets are there? And Schuester said we're supposed to express our emotions." Puck made air quotes. "I think we've both made it pretty clear how we feel."

Finn had an idea. "Wait a minute...I have one."

*~*~*

"San, will you stop texting Brittany?" Matt hopelessly begged his partner. "We need to think of a song."

Santana looked up. "Yeah, sorry. So, duet, right?"

He nodded. "I want to do something catchy. Maybe we can get the whole club dancing."

"Well, since we're both better dancers than singers, why don't we come up with some elaborate routine and just sing as...like, background or something?"

Matt smiled. Santana can be so...I don't know, smart sometimes. "I like that. So...we need to, um, think of a song first, though."

"I think a pop song. People are more likely to sing along to that than anything else," Santana said.

Matt thought for a minute. "I have one."

I wanted to play off the Finn/Puck tension thing. You will find out what the duets are in the performance chapter. Kurt and Rachel's song is especially fitting.

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Until next time...any guesses as to what the duets are? Write them in the review section. Okay, bye for now!