"We have 14 hours to collect as much money as possible." Viper said.
"Mantis and I will entertain the square." Monkey said.
"Good." Zuko said. "Khan and I will sell lemonade."
They stared at him.
"What? It's hot today, not normal for a November afternoon." Zuko said.
"Well I decided to make a sacrifice." Po said.
"And what is it?" Crane asked.
"I decided to sell all my action figures." Po sniffed.
"Aww so generous, he would sell his action figures to save our asses." Zuko said.
"You guys let's go!" Khan yelled.
"Wait!" Kiki yelled.
"What is it?" Khan asked.
"Your parents just notified me that they will be home tomorrow morning. You have until then to get back before they suspect anything." Kiki said.
"Awesome your maid is siding with us!" Po said.
"I'm sure I can handle it." Khan said.
"I'll make sure she gets here in time." Rin said.
"This tea burns my throat." Monkey whined.
"It's supposed to do that, it warms your body." Kiki said.
"Let's get going." Zuko said.
4 hours later…
"So far we made 132 Yuan." Mantis said.
"Our dancing sucked eggs." Monkey said.
"Wasn't as bad as what I did." Rin said.
"What did you do exactly?" Viper asked.
"I just sat near that tea shop and random people gave me coins." Rin said.
"They thought you were a hobo." Crane laughed.
"I'm a hot hobo." Rin walked off.
"I agree." Mantis whispered to Monkey.
"Po how much did you make?" Tigress asked.
"Not much. But it was more then what Monkey and Mantis got." Po said
"Which was?" Tigress asked.
"2 Yuan more than them." Po said.
"That's good we're almost there." Khan said.
"Just over 300 more Yuan to collect." Zuko said.
"Let's get back to the palace! We have to check on Shifu's status reports!" Viper said.
"I'm pretty sure he's already on the plane." Rin said.
"Let me pass!" Shifu yelled.
"Not until we solve this toothpaste issue." The second guard said.
"I already discussed this with the first guard 20 minutes ago!" Shifu yelled.
"Ok sir I'm going to have to ask you to empty out your suitcase." The guard said.
"What for?!?!?!" Shifu screeched impatiently.
"You seem suspicious." The guard said.
"How the hell do I look suspicious?" Shifu asked.
"You're wearing a dress." The guard pointed out.
"It isn't a dress it's a robe!!" Shifu yelled.
"It's clearly a dress." The guard said.
"No it isn't!" Shifu yelled.
"Are you impersonating a woman sir?" The guard asked.
"What the hell no!!!!" Shifu yelled.
"Well you look like one." The guard said.
"Whoever thought of hiring you for this job deserves to die!!!!" Shifu yelled.
"Are you threatening an officer?" The guard asked.
"Are you even working for the force?" Shifu asked.
"No." the guard said.
"Look. I don't have time for this crap; I have a plane to catch." Shifu said and walked past the guard.
The guard watched Shifu walk away and he pulled out his walkie talkie.
"Rin it didn't work." The guard said.
"What?!?!" Rin yelled in the walkie talkie.
"I tried to stall him so he could miss his plane, but the old man is too smart." The guard said.
"Ugh! You're useless!" Rin yelled.
"I still get that kiss…right?" The guard asked.
"In your dreams onion breath!" Rin yelled and turned off the walkie talkie.
"Who was that?" Tigress asked.
"This guy who was supposed to stall Shifu at the airport." Rin said.
"How could you communicate with him?" Crane asked.
"Universal walkie talkie, duh." Rin said.
"May I pitch in?" Mei Ling asked.
"Sure. "Zuko said.
"Where did you come from?" Po asked in shock.
"…..my mother, didn't you?" Mei Ling asked.
"I think this might be enough, 450 Yuan." Mei Ling said.
"Oh, we can't take this money from you." Viper said.
"I sure can!" Zuko said and took the cash.
"If we weren't in public I will pull your shorts down!" Kahn yelled.
Zuko ran behind Po.
"Let's get to the station."
"We need to speak to the officer now!" Zuko ordered.
"You will have to wait." The assistant said.
"We waited for 2 hours dammit!" Khan yelled.
Suddenly the officer came out.
"What happens to be the problem?" The officer asked.
"Here is your money now let us off the hook." Zuko said as he slapped the money on his palm.
The officer started laughing.
"He's chuckling." Tigress said.
"I see that he's chuckling." Mantis said.
"Why is he chuckling?" Crane asked.
"You never needed to pay the fine." The officer laughed. It was a joke.
Zuko showed a large smile and turned to his wife like a smiling zombie. "You hear that? We didn't need to pay the fine."
"So I sold my fucking action figures for nothing?!?!?!" Po yelled.
Everyone looked at Tigressluver.
"What no bleeps?" Rin asked.
*tosses away milkshake* "sorry, Po say that again." I said.
"So I sold my *bleep* action figures for nothing?!?!?!" Po yelled again.
Khan, who looked like she was about to maul him.
"I…am going to rip…your balls off!" Khan attacked.
The other police men grabbed her off and pushed her away.
"Calm down!" The officer said.
"You know how much time we spent doing nothing?!?!?!" Tigress yelled.
"Can't you all take a joke?" The officer asked.
They turned around to walk away.
"Sheesh, women." The officer whispered.
"What did you say?!?!?!" Rin yelled and lunged at the officer.
Zuko pulled his crazed sister off the officer and rushed with her out the door.
"Please don't press charges." Zuko said and ran away.
"What do we do with all this money?" Po asked.
"I'll take my 450 back, thanks." Mei Ling said and snatched the money out of Zuko's hand.
"Uhh guys?" Viper said.
"What?" Monkey asked.
"What time is it?" Viper asked.
"4:50, why?" Crane said.
"Shifu comes in 10 minutes!" Khan remembered.
"Were gonna die!!!!" Zuko freaked out.
"Po." Tigress said.
"Yeah." Po answered.
"I hope you can run fast." Tigress said.
Po gulped.
"My lungs…are on fire!" Po gasped.
They finally made it to the door and ran to their rooms.
Zuko stayed and made sure that everything was in balance.
He heard keys jingling, and ran away like Jack Sparrow.
"I'm home!" Shifu called.
Everyone came to greet him, pretending that nothing happened.
"How was your trip?" Viper asked.
"Nothing special." Shifu said.
"We did nothing what so freaking ever!" Zuko said.
"Why are you shaking?" Shifu asked.
"I had caffeine." Zuko lied.
"Oh really?" Shifu asked.
"Yep! Coffee, coffee, coffee!! Emmmmm!!!!" Zuko shaked.
"So did anything interesting happen?" Shifu asked.
"Naw!" Mantis said.
"Well, I need to get some rest." Shifu said."I'm surprised this place is cleaner then when I left it."
"Oh you!" Zuko gushed.
"I might let you have that party you wanted Zuko." Shifu said.
"Oh I don't need a party…trust me." Zuko said.
Tigress nudged him.
"Sooo where did you go Shifu?" Rin asked out of nowhere.
"Nowhere." Shifu said.
"Was it nice in nowhere?" Rin asked.
"And what exactly do you want?" Shifu asked.
"The truth." Rin said.
"So do I." Shifu said.
"What is the meaning of this?" Shifu said beholding the magazine in their faces.
"t-that's not us." Zuko stuttered.
"Ohhh really? Well it looks very much like the Jade Palace to me." Shifu said.
"We had nothing to do with that picture." Rin said.
Shifu flipped through the pages.
"Tell me the truth, did you throw a party?" Shifu asked.
"No we did not." Zuko lied.
"Ok then." Shifu said and walked to open the Hall of Hero's.
"No don't!" Po yelled, but it was too late, party decorations, music CD's, cameras, and even a disco ball fell across the floor.
"Who put that there?" Zuko asked stupidly.
Khan fainted.
Shifu looked at them angrily.
"And you all got arrested as well?" Shifu asked.
"Psh! No." monkey lied.
"Well I was the one who let you off." Shifu said.
"Ohhh you were the number 1 fan?" Po asked.
"Yes. Because someone doesn't know how to turn off a webcam properly." Shifu said.
Everyone stared angrily at Rin.
"What? I thought it was off!" Rin yelled.
"Well you thought wrong!" Zuko yelled.
"I know your secret!" Rin pointed at Shifu.
"And what is that?" Shifu asked.
"You lied, and said that you went on a meeting but that's not where you went is it?" Rin said.
"That is true I won't deny it." Shifu said.
"So where did you go?" Crane asked.
"Hawaii." Shifu said.
Everyone's jaw dropped.
"You went on vacation?" Zuko asked like he was about to cry.
"Of course I needed to get away from you all!" Shifu said.
"Were not that bad." Po said.
"You all are grounded! For a month." Shifu said.
"Oh please I can do 2 months." Zuko challenged.
"3 months." Shifu said.
"4 months." Zuko said.
"Shutup!!!!" They all tackled Zuko to the ground.
"4 months it is, starting now. No technology, training times will be doubled, and you all will wake up at 3:00 in the morning." Shifu said.
"This is boot camp!" Zuko whined.
"You want me to add more?" Shifu asked.
"*sigh* no sir." Zuko said glumly.
"And Khan I suggest you get home before I notify you parents about your disappearance." Shifu said.
Khan got up and ran out the door.
"So, am I off the hook? Because I didn't even attend the party." Rin said.
"You still owe me 2 months when you were 15 for traumatizing a 2 year old about the legend of Chewbacca." Shifu said.
Rin laughed to herself. "Classic."
Back in the prison.
"How long has she been here?" The rhino asked.
"Almost 3 months now." A guard replied.
"And she hasn't whined a bit?" The rhino asked.
"She can't speak lard ass!" The guard hissed.
"I wouldn't like to be in your position man! Paralyzed or not she will manage to break loose, like Tai Lung did by just using a single feather!" The rhino said.
"She won't do anything!" The guard yelled.
"I heard she's very dangerous, she is the leader of a deadly society!" The rhino warned.
"The Huns are dead and gone!" The guard said.
"You don't know that." The rhino said.
"You worry too much man." The guard said as he walked away with the rhino to see the other prisoners.
'Don't worry I will get my revenge, sooner than you think.' Mei thought.
OMG! OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! I'M FINISHED!!! I'M FINALLY FINISHED!!!
THE TRILOGY ARRIVES IN MAY 25TH! CALLED "COME FIND ME"
CHEERS!!!