Edward Cullen….in my house……why me?!

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By: BirdieTitus16

Recap-

And you…."

I cringe at he's sour voice and before I could even explain, he takes me at vampire speed to the living

room and ties me up to the lazy boy with Als Ed and Bella blanket.

"If I don't find her, you're dead!"

Edward glares me down and at vampire speed runs back to my dumb best friends who are screaming

for Bella and Ed instructs them to look here, there, and yonder.

"Great…."

"Its guitars,cadillacs, hillbilly music"

Oh no, my new phone, and my fav ringtone!

"Who's phone is that?!"

Dang it you Dwight Yoakam ringtone….and who ever's calling!

"Where is it?!" Ed exclaims as he turns me roughly around in the chair until my phone whips out of my

left pocket and slams onto the carpet.

"Lonely, lonely streets that I call home…"

Edward looks down at the ringing phone confused by the Dwight Yoakam tune and grabs it and looks in

disgust.

"Your mother?"

"OH… MY…. WORD!" I spit out slowly struggling to get out of the jump rope I was tied up in the chair.

"That's an important call!"

I continue to struggle and Edward flips open my phone, slowly and evilly puts it to his sparkly ear.

"Hello ….oh this is Masen Edwards, Paige's boyfriend….oh she hasn't mentioned…she's shy…will

do..bye"

"I COULD STAK YOU!" I scream as he sits me down and glares into my burning aqua eyes.

"You…are…pathetic"

I smile suddenly at that rude comment…oh really?!

"Says the guy who loses his true love…a very plain, dorky girl at that"

I brace myself as Ed leans up and clinches his fists, but he doesn't look at me.

"'Ello Eddie"

I jump and move my chair around to find; Spike from "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer" , standing behind me

grinning evilly.

"OH MY WORD….SPIKE YOU DA MAN!"

Spike looks down at me and grins then back up at Ed.

"Well, can you blame her?"

"Get out of here…." Edward slowly growls suddenly gripping the side of the chair I'm tied up in.

"No can do Eddie boy…I've got something of yours"

Spike turns around and from the entry way to the kitchen behind pulls out….Bella Swan.

"Lookie here"

I hang my head in defeat at all this stupidity and hear Bella worried yelling at Spike and I.

"D-Don't hurt Edward…."

I jerk my head up and glare at Bella's horse face as Spike holds her in a wrestler head lock.

"Oh, what are you gonna do Bells…scream at me in your man voice?!"

Everyone goes silent then…….

"WHAT?!"

Spike lets go of Bella only to double over in laughing on the floor.

"G-Good one l-love"

"I HEARD IT!"

We turn and find Alls, Luna, and Izzy all standing behind Ed, and Alls pointing her finger angrily at me.

"How dare you Paige Tohru Collins!"

Crapola!

T.B.C.

*Srry soo short but…it's hilarious! R&R AND DON'T HATE AND DON'T R&R IF YOU GONNA BE HATEFUL!! *-Robin