The following chapter has mild crude humor
I am not prejudiced, I just heard something similar on a video I saw on youtube and thought it sounded funny.
"I knew she wasn't going to last long." said Mrs. Shirayuki "The one to win Tsukune will be my Mizore."
"No! It will be my Kurumu!"
"Dear sweet God, do they ever shut up?" thought Moka who could hear every word that her friend's mothers were saying.
"So, who's next?" asked Demona.
"I'll go." said Ruby "I'm not under pressure."
"Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like our next fight will be between the lovely Demona and Ruby Toujou!"
"No parent's to put pressure on her; in a way Ruby is lucky to be an orphan." thought Kurumu.
Ruby stepped into the ring to face Demona.
"Here's my prediction… You won't fair any better than the last witch."
"Oh yeah?!"
Ruby took her wand and started blasting at Demona like crazy. This continued for about twenty seconds, then when the smoke cleared there was nothing there.
"Who's laughing now?!"
"I believe it's me."
They all looked up and saw Demona up in the air, far from the place that Ruby had been shooting.
"Not only did Ruby miss her, but you didn't bother to wait until I START THE GAME!!!" said Gin.
"Oh crap."
"Okay… let's try this again."
Gin hit the gong.
"Now I'll show you a real spell."
Demona pointed her finger at Ruby.
"Bang."
A bolt of lightning burst out of Demona's finger and struck Ruby, blasting her out of the arena.
"… Ow…"
"It's another ring out! Demona is the winner!" exclaimed Gin.
"This is not going well." thought Moka.
"Ladies and gentlemen, now that we all know what Demona is capable of, ask yourselves this… Do the others stand a snowballs chance in hell at beating her?!"
"No… Tsukune will be mine… Because I'm going to kick all your pinko, lesbian, white supremacist butts!"
(Record scratch sound effect)
"Okay, now I'm insulted." said Moka "First, just because all the main characters and the person writing this fan fiction are white, doesn't make us white supremacists."
"This is a fan fiction?" asked Yukari.
"Secondly we are not lesbians."
"Then why did Kurumu French kiss Mizore, and what about Yukari's obsession with you?"
"Kurumu and Mizore did what?!"
"Well I wish I could have been around for that." said Gin.
"Oh my gosh, that was one time!" said Mizore.
"Aha! So it is true!"
"It wasn't like that!" said Kurumu "I was trying to prove to her that a forced kiss doesn't mean anything! And I'll admit Yukari is odd, but if she's gay, then why does she chase Tsukune like the rest of us?"
"And finally, we are not communists." said Moka "And given that you're only about a week old Demona, do you even know what a communist is?"
"No, not really."
"Then why are you making such a rash accusation?"
"Because I couldn't think of anything else to say, anyway, let's get on with the tournament!"
"Okay, who wants to go next?"
"… I will." said Mizore.
"And now entering the ring is Mizore Shirayuki, but can she put our lady Demona on ice? I highly doubt it!"
As Mizore entered the ring, she heard her mother saying something.
"Take care of this Demona, and we can have you and Tsukune married before sunset."
"Sorry, Ice Queen, but did you not see how quick those other two were defeated?" asked Kurumu's mom "And when your little princess get's melted, it will be my Kurumu who marries Tsukune and takes his virginity!"
They were arguing so loud that everyone could hear. There was a long pause.
"Too much information." said Gin "Now let's get this show on the road!"
He struck the gong. Much to everyone's surprise, Demona just stood there.
"Since I'm too kind, I think I'll let you make the first move this time."
"My pleasure."
Mizore fired several ice daggers from her hand, but Demona dodged the attack.
"Now it's my turn…"
Demona charged at Mizore and kicked her high into the air.
"It looks like it's going to be another ring out!"
"Not this time…"
Mizore pointed down at her feet, suddenly there was a giant slide of ice stretching from where she was back down into the ring. She slid down in a matter of moments.
"Oh, looks like I spoke too soon!" said Gin "Mizore's mastery of ice seems to have saved her, and since no part of her body actually touched the ground, the fight is still on!"
"Clever. But it will take more than a technicality for you to beat me."
"Well… then I guess I'll just have to call on some reinforcements…"
"Can it be?! In a bizarre twist, Mizore is using her abilities to create ice doll reinforcements! Now she has Demona outnumbered four to one!"
"That's why Tsukune will be my son in law." said Mrs. Shirayuki "When my daughter wants to be, she's a whole lot of women."
"You don't know the meaning of the phrase!" said Kurumu's mother "Being woman means having breasts and knowing how to use them! Like me and my daughter!"
"Shoot me." said Moka.
"Ice dolls… two can play at that game."
"Sweet jumping jellybeans! Demona appears to be matching Mizore move for move, and is making her own ice dolls!"
Demona and her ice dolls didn't move on Mizore and her own, instead they all started jumping around the ring very quickly, when they were done they jumped back to the place where they had all been standing.
"Wait…. Which one of them is the real Demona?" asked Ruby who had come to her senses.
"Only one way to find out… CHARGE!!!"
Both parties of ice dolls and their creators started to attack each other with claws and blades made of ice, but Mizore's dolls were breaking after about eight seconds, and Demona's didn't seem to have a scratch on them.
"No problem, I'll just make more!"
This time Mizore had eight ice dolls on her side, but Demona was unimpressed.
"We can keep this up all day you know… Any number you can think of… I can double."
Mizore and her ice dolls were giving it everything they got, but it was taking five of her ice dolls to kill one of Demona's, and even then Demona summoned two more to take its place.
"These things just won't die!"
"I grow tired of this…"
The real Demona started jumping around the ring and beating Mizore's ice dolls into shards. Soon Mizore was surrounded by Demona and her dolls.
"Oh no…"
"Do you surrender… In fact, don't answer that, I possess your DNA, and I know none of you would ever give up Tsukune, but since you are technically me sister... I won't kill you."
The real Demona charged at Mizore punched her sending her flying from the ring, this time she wasn't quick enough to stop the fall.
"Mizore has landed outside the ring! Demona is the winner!"
"She's playing with us…" said Moka "This is not good."
(To be continued)