Wow, I seriously didn't expect that it'd go pretty well since I just did this out of pure randomness. xD Well, in this chapter, there are some references to some episodes in Scrubs. ^^ (Like when Elliot cancelled her wedding with Keith and he instantly hated her.)
Note: When Perry/Dr. Cox seems to talk to himself, don't be confused, he's actually like, talking to God, even though he doesn't believe in Him. (He does that in so many episodes as a recurring gag. :3)
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Perry_cox: 6:03, that's when newbie and the other Sacred Heart staff logs off, yes!! I'll write that down as a note…
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Perry_cox: What, are you bored up there?!
Unicornz4lyf: dr cox!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs* :3
Perry_cox: And here we go again with the absurd grammatical errors, unlimited exclamation marks, ridiculous smiley faces, and internet actions that will not, of course, occur in real life..
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Unicornz4lyf: the janitor has internet?!?!?! :O
I_like_whores: goddammit, to think that I actually wasted an hour of my life dirty talking with a guy yesterday…
The_todd_time69: heh heh, that was me ;) and actually sir, you were pretty good at the internet foreplay!
Perry_cox: You've gotta be careful there, Bob, I mean, you don't have many hours left so you've gotta put it to good use.
Lord_of_janitors: good use, huh?… well, u can start with rising my pay so I can buy a chainsaw and drive it through Dorian's face :D
Unicornz4lyf: janitors can type smiley faces?!?!?!?! :O
Chocolate_bear: ¬¬…..
Lord_of_janitors: enjoy your life while you still can, Dorian. *evil glare* Mwahahahaha!!!
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I_like_whores: seriously, who was that?
Perry_cox: The janitor, who did you expect?
I_like_whores: our hospital has a janitor..?
The_todd_time69: gotta go now guys! My enlarger has just arrived through the mailbox!
Unicornz4lyf: ……………..
Chocolate_bear: ………….
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Unicornz4lyf: oh hey! It's the suicidal guy! Hi!!
a_worthless_peon: ur advice sucked!! I didn't die! All I got was a cracked head a broken nose!! And I'm not even close to dying!!!
Chocolate_bear: wow, he's desperate…
Perry_cox: Stab yourself with a knife right now, in the heart. You'll definitely die.
Unicornz4lyf: dr cox, that's not a good joke…
Perry_cox: Who said anything about a joke?
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Unicornz4lyf: lemme guess… Elliot?
Control_freak_not: hiya~! :3 x
Perry_cox: Oh no, it's the attack of the internet kisses…
a_worthless_peon: fhiediohnfvodsd;ncriblgnowaerifnru;
Chocolate_bear: what…???
Unicornz4lyf: I think he actually did stab himself right away and his head probably fell and hit the keyboard…
I_like_whores: huh… I gotta get myself a new lawyer..
Unicornz4lyf: it was Ted?!?!
I_like_whores: of course it was, who else can be more miserable and boring?
Perry_cox: Well….
Chocolate_bear: then y did u keep quiet about it?!?! DDD:
I_like_whores: Because I can. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat my free muffins.
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Unicornz4lyf: They were meant to be my free muffins... ¬¬
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Control_freak_not: hi, Keith~! :D x
The_dude_meister001: Great.. It's the disgusting, straw-haired pig whore again..
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Control_freak_not: he's still mad at me…. );
Perry_cox: Nah, 'course not, I mean, all you ever did to him was cut off the marriage a week before you got married. No sorry, I meant supposed to get married. Of course he wouldn't be mad, that wasn't such a big deal and besides, you had such a great excuse: You didn't love him. After dating him for over a year and accepting his marriage proposal, you realized that you didn't love him! I mean seriously, that's a common thing, right? Everyone has that issue. That's why people like Ted exist..! Seriously Barbie, it's not surprising that he wants to cover your mouth in duct tape, tie you up in chains, and set fire to you, heck, I never dated you, since I, of course, have taste, but I still want to murder you like your ex boyfriend, a.k.a pretty boy, does.
Chocolate_bear: Wow, you can seriously rant, like, everywhere, can't you?
Unicornz4lyf: Aw, just look at the bright side~! :D at least he learned some new adjectives~! :3
Control_freak_not: but I don't get it!! It's been over a month since our cancelled wedding and he's still so cold and angry towards me! I'm trying my best to understand and be nice to him but he still won't let it go! I mean, what am I supposed to do?! I can't stand it anymore! Frick!!!!!! DDD;
Perry_cox: Zzzz….
Control_freak_not: Dr Cox!! That's not funny!!! D: I wasn't even done complaining yet!!!
Perry_cox: Oh dear lord… must… log out.. Now..
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Control_freak_not: JD, Turk, you guys will listen to me.. Ryt..? xxx
Chocolate_bear: I, uh… oh my god!! Izzie just did a slam dunk! Gotta go!
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Unicornz4lyf: Izzie can't even walk, let alone jump.. ¬¬
Control_freak_not: JD, you'll listen, ryt??? x
Unicornz4lyf: I, um… oh my god! Sam just started walking!! I gotta go too! See u!!
Control_freak_not: JD, Sam's at Kim's apartment…¬¬
Unicornz4lyf: what are u, some kind of stalker?!?!
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