NOT all i ask is that you read my long excuse at the bottom and stick with the story ^^" sorry for another late chapter

Chapter 10: Finding Suzaku

No one thought to look in his dorm, no one except Euphy. Well, her and her fan club, and they happened to have the crappiest way of sneaking up on a person. They whispered loud enough a person down the hall to hear them, they squealed at every command Euphy gave, and they knocked over/ broke too many things to count. So when they finally approached Suzaku, he knew two things, one is that they were the crappiest spies ever, and the other was that if Suzaku had an army he would never let Euphy lead it because she gave the dumbest orders. Their first order had been to find him, which made no sense since he was standing practically right in front of them, but the Euphy obsessed students made it look like they couldn't find him.

"Euphy, what are you doing?" Suzaku asked, as he turned to face her. He was tired of waiting for her minions to 'find' him and quit their stupid game of pretend, but after ten minutes he started to wonder if the fan girls/ boys were either blind, or just that stupid.

"Oh, there you are, Suzaku. We were just looking for you," she said. 'Wow, she really is an air head, and Lelouch calls me an idiot,' thought Suzaku.

"Just answer the question," he said.

"We came to bring you back to Milly so that you can do you performance," she said sweetly, "You see, I really like you Suzaku, and I would do anything to get you to like me even if I have to blackmail you." Suzaku stared at her and shivered, 'She's a crazy stalker, too,' he added to his earlier thoughts.

"You're twisted," he spat. But Euphy only giggled. That giggle that made Suzaku feel like she had escaped from some mental institution, that giggle that even had Lelouch creeped out.

"Oh Suzaku, you just don't get it," she giggled as she approached him.

"Wait a second, first of all how did you know where my dorm is, and now that you've found me exactly how do you plan on getting me to come back with you?"

"Oh… I guess I never thought I'd get this far," she replied with a shrug. By now the Euphy fan club was behind her making their annoying comments every now and then. Suzaku was so annoyed he thought about just beating every single one of them unconscious and hiding them in a closet, but decided against it since he couldn't hit girls. So he opted with just pushing them all out into the hall and slamming the door in their faces.

"Well, we gave it a try," said Euphy with a shrug as she headed for the exit.

Meanwhile, Lelouch was trying to do the dance steps, he really was. Okay no he wasn't, but this was too much for even him especially since he was forced to wear a dress and high heels. The steps went: left, right, dip, spin, right, right, left, spin, leap, Pierrette, left, right, and pose, but Lelouch was so busy complaining to himself that he missed a lot of the steps and got wacked by a ruler every three minutes or so. Shirley had left the choreography to Nina because she just couldn't bear hitting poor Lulu. And Lelouch didn't know why, but Nina took so much delight in hitting him with that ruler that he was going to have Sayoko check him for bruises when or if he ever got home from this nightmare. Basically, he'd had enough by the time Milly had returned from the auditorium.

"Milly, this is ridiculous I –", he started to complain.

"You think so," Milly hissed before he could finish his sentence. He could practically feel the anger radiating off her, and something in his head told him to shut up, so he did.

"…" Lelouch, for once in his life, was at a loss of words. He'd never seen Milly so upset, so he decided to just drop the subject of his complaint.

"Well?" said Milly seething with anger and frustration because she had never allowed anyone to escape her events, so the fact that Suzaku did had her blood boiling.

**Back in Suzaku's dorm**

Suzaku sat on his couch in deep thought. He was thinking of all the other events he had been dragged into. 'There was the time when Milly made me jump through a flaming hoop on Rivalz's motorbike.

'If you can defy gravity by doing spin kicks then you can jump through a simple flaming hoop,' she'd said. If Lelouch hadn't been there with a fire extinguisher then I would have surely been toast,' he thought. 'There was also the time when she'd had all the student council members sew a parachute, then she made me jump from the highest point in the school to test is out. Let's just say it epically failed and I had a broken leg. I learned that, without Lelouch, Milly couldn't really calculate that well. There was also–' knock- knock Suzaku's reverie was broken by a knocking at his door. He ignored it, but with every second he did the knocks seemed to get louder and more insistent until they became constant poundings. With a sigh, Suzaku stood up and answered the door.

"What do you want?" he asked thinking it was Euphy and her Euphy obsessed gang, but when he actually did look at the person who stood in his doorway he realized it was Kallen.

"Oh, Kallen, sorry I thought you were someone else," he said as he averted his gaze to the floor. He though it would be better not to mention Euphy to avoid a possible argument like last time.

"Suzaku…. I… just wanted to say I'm sorry," Kallen said. Suzaku heard a bit of a grudge in her voice as though she didn't really mean it, but being as trusting as he was he accepted her apology.

"I-it's okay, I mean it's my fault too. I guess I was just trying to –"

"It doesn't matter," Kallen interjected hastily before taking a deep breath and calming down. "Could you just… follow me, I want to show you something."

"Oh, okay." Suzaku grabbed his jacket and left following Kallen, happy that she wasn't mad at him anymore. He didn't realize that she was leading him down the hall to the auditorium until she had opened the huge doors and practically shoved him in.

"Ah, there you are Suzaku," said Milly as she approached him. "You've caused quite a delay to my event. you know that? But I suppose it's okay, 'cause now you and Lelouch have to act out your costumes, and guess what your gonna be," she shove a green puppy suit into his arms and pointed towards the dressing rooms. "You're gonna be a puppy. Now go get dressed!"

Suzaku hurried off to his designated room to change his clothes with only two thoughts in his head, 'Don't get Milly mad, and willingly participate in all her events whether or not I want to or else she'll get mad.' He sighed as he closed the door and began unbuttoning his uniform jacket.

'Heh, mission accomplished,' Kallen thought to herself as she made her way slowly down the hall, to the exit, and to her dorm. 'I forgive him, but a little revenge never hurt anyone,' she was so content with her idea that she awarded herself with an early visit to her mother at the hospital.

"Lelouch! Go change," Milly shouted pointing towards the now vacant dressing room in a green puppy costume. I was very similar to the one that he wore when Milly threw a party for Arthur except that it was a green dog instead of a blue cat.

"What do you mean go change, why the *CENSORED* did you make me dress up like a girl and learn all these stupid dance moves?!! Not to mention the uncountable bruises I'll have from Nina smacking me with that *CENSORED* ruler for tripping! Now you want me to change clothes, and a costume of the emperor no less?!" Lelouch shouted angrily. Milly almost felt sorry for him because she knew that Lelouch harbored a deep hatred for the emperor, but the girls opinions mattered didn't they?

With a sigh Milly walked back out on stage, "Listen up! Would you girls rather see Lelouch dressed up as the emperor or a ballerina?" she asked the crowd.

"Ballerina!!!" shouted the crowed without any hesitation.

"Okay, thank you," said Milly as she went back stage again. "Lelouch, you're lucky this time," she said throwing a purple ballerina costume to him. Lelocuh spluttered and glared, but realized that this was better than that emperor costume.

It took Lelouch five minutes to get dressed, but he refused to leave the dressing room once he was in costume.

"Lelouch, hurry up. I want to get this over with. If you don't want me to bust down the door then come on," Suzaku said knocking on the door of the dressing room that Lelouch was currently in.

"Wait, I—"

"Lelouch! If you don't hurry up in there I will have Suzaku bust the door down, now get out!" screamed Milly. She had been counting every minute and was losing her patience.

"…" Lelouch was once again at a loss of words, he didn't want to come out in the ridiculous ballerina costume, but he didn't want to get flattened by the door when Suzaku knocked it down.

"Okay Suzaku, go ahead," said Milly.

"A-are you serious Madam President?" asked Suzaku as he looked from Milly to the locked door.

"If I wasn't serious would I have said that? Now do it!" she screamed losing what was left of the little patience she had. Suzaku backed up and slammed his shoulder into the door effectively knocking down the door. Lelouch was then dragged out of the room by Suzaku.

"Okay so you have five minutes each to act out your costumes. Suzaku you can act like a dog. Lelouch you can act like a Ballerina, you already look like a girl so all you have to do is act the part."

Lelouch sighed and Suzaku chuckled, "At least I have the least embarrassing costume," he said.

"Shut up," hissed Lelouch.

"No one will take you seriously when your dressed as a ballerina, you know that right?" said Suzaku.

"…Shut up!"

"Alright Lelouch, you go first," whispered Milly pushing him towards the stage.

"I'd rather not," he said slipping out of her grip and going backwards to the dressing room.

"…" Milly was so outraged that she couldn't even form words. But what really set her off was when Suzaku began to walk away also.

"You will absolutely do this!!!!" she yelled, but the two just continued to walk away. Heaving a sigh, Milly went onto the stage with the hopes that the girls of the school wouldn't hate her.

"I- I have some terrible news. Our two winners absolutely refuse to take part in this event, so it's canceled. Sorry for wasting your time. Enjoy the rest of your day," she said, "And don't hate me," she whispered to herself as she walked off stage.

*Lelouch*

Lelouch was with Suzaku, and they were both headed for home. Both had changed into regular clothes and escaped the evil clutches of Milly.

"I can't help but feel a bit guilty," said Suzaku.

"She'll get over it," Lelouch replied as they made their way to the exit of the building.

"No, Lelouch. You and I both know that she'll only make things harder for us in her next event."

Lelouch shrugged. "She's done worse to me before. I know what she's capable of, and it may be a lot, but I'm pretty sure I've been through worse."

"Whatever you say Lelouch."

*Milly*

"I'll get them back, just wait until tomorrow," Milly said to herself as she entered her dorm. She immediately took out some paper and started drawing out a map of the school grounds and planning where to put traps. This is why no one refused Milly.

END NOTE- yes a week late i know, but it wasnt my fault. i had a better version of this chapter on a flash drive, but it was corrupt so i had to rewrite the whole chapter. them microsoft word wouldnt work for me and i had to find an access code which i didnt have. and when i finally got it up and running last weekend i drew a blank, and when i remembered what i wrote and got past that, i got the worst writers block ever and couldnt think of anything.

i know some of you were looking forward to reading about the event, but i just didnt know how to make it play out. i'm also sorry that the chapters so short after waiting so long. i'll try to work on that. hope you enjoyed the chapter though.

PLEEAS REVIEW if you want the next chapter on time. tell me what you want Milly to do for revenge or any suggestions. i'll somehow use them all or try to. ^-^

onece again i'm sorry. ^^" this chapter was rushed.