BPOV

"Bella, I didn't know you had a boyfriend?" Edward said.

I coughed loudly.

"WHAT!?!?!" Jasper and I squeaked looking at Edward in disbelief.

"WE'RE NOT TOGETHER!" we screamed again.

"What's with all the--" Alice started yelling then saw Jasper and started jumping up and down. "Ooohhh!!! Visitors! Join us for dinner?"

Rosalie's face fell. "Sorry can't. We have a family reunion at 5."

Emmett's face fell too. "Well that sucks eggs!" The girls giggled.

"But hey, give me a call, anytime," Rose said seductive voice I've heard many times before just not as alluring.

"You got it!" Emmett boomed. She giggled then gave him her number.

Rose waved at us with a wink at Emmett. Jasper had tear his eyes from Alice's and headed for the car.

As soon as they left, a black Mercedes pulled up and a woman soft brown hair that flowed to her chest in waves. Her eyes were a hazel and her body was structured so well. Her skin flawlessly pale and she looked so motherly.

"Bella!" she yelled running over to me then gave me motherly hug.

"Hi, Elizabeth!" I smiled, hugging her back.

"How are you darling?" she asked stroking my hair. "Look at you. You look gorgeous!"

I blushed, making Edward chuckle. "Thanks."

"Well excuse me. I should get ready," and with that she kissed our cheeks and gracefully strolled up to her room.

Once Charlie arrived, we went out to Italia Bella. Elizabeth and Alice looked stunning, (dresses on profile) and made me feel inferior, but of course I didn't tell them that.

Dinner was entertaining with a teddy bear like Emmy (J) until he started belching the alphabet that is.

"Eww Emmet!" I squeaked, moving away from him as fast as possible.

"Emmet Cullen Swan!" Elizabeth warned and scolded.

"Mwatiwtsfwemkkingfwny!" he mumbled through his mouth full of food.

I giggled while Edward just shot him a disgusted look which made me laugh more.

Edward shook his head at his brother. "I never did think you had all your brain cells."

With that Edward and I burst into laughter along with Elizabeth giggling but trying to cover it up and Charlie trying to contain himself. Alice had on this blank face and staring into space with a smile on her face.

I looked behind me and just saw a wall then looked back at Alice with confusion.

"Alice?" I said trying to snap her out of it. No response from her.

"Ali??"

"Alice!"

"Alice!!!" I almost screamed in an inside voice although she still didn't seem to hear me.

"Bells, cool it. I'm sure she's fine," Emmet reassured then smirked. "What is it? Thinking about Bella's friend, Mr. Hot Blond?"

"His name is Jasper!" she snapped back automatically.

Oh so this is what it's about….wait! What?!!

"You were thinking about Jasper?" I asked slowly.

She blushed profoundly. "'Of course not…"

I gave her the look but she seemed to work well under pressure so I had to kill her. Plus I had a good plan.

"Oh since you're not…I guess I can call him and tell him you're not interested," I said taking out my phone.

"Go ahead," she said obviously thinking I was bluffing.

"Okay," I quipped dialing Jazz's number.

"Hey Jazzy!" I said when he picked up.

"Hey Bells, what's up?"

Since Alice was sitting beside me she heard when he spoke and her eyes widened and silently begged me to hang up. Covering the speaker on the phone I turned to her.

"Admit it and I'll hang up Miss Alice,"

"Fine!" she huffed. I quickly uncovered the speaker while she spoke. "I might have a tinsy winsy crush…"

Edward, Emmet and I gave her a look.

"Oh Fine! I really like Jasper! Happy?" she sighed.

"Bella, you are so mean. How dare u do that to Alice," Jasper chuckled on the other line.

Alice's head snapped up and it clicked in her head. "Bella! You did not do what I just thought you did!" She looked like she was so embarrassed.

"Sorry Ali. He just had to know you liked him. Cause you like her too don't you Jazz?"

"Well….."

"Jasper Whitlock Hale!"

"Fine. Yes I do. Happy?"

I grinned. "Yes very much. Now go make each other happy but no mushy crap on my phone please!"

Alice rolled her eyes at me then walked outside with my phone.

Sexy Back started playing out of no where and I saw Emmet grin and take out his cell.

"Hey babe," He smirked and I rolled my eyes.

"Ok what's happening here?" Charlie asked. Me and Edward just looked at each other and yelled: "DESSERT TIME!!"