Woot! I'm right on schedule! *dances* A shout-out to Chibi who's keeping me company while I write! Thanks girl! You're awesome! On with the show!

J-

I've learned there are certain people you just can't trust in this world. Certain people like gorgeous blonds who see fit to squeeze all the embarrassment out of you. Hmph. I tried to pretend I was sick this morning, because I really didn't want to face everyone. Didn't work. Uncle Cho seemed to think something exciting would happen today. Did I mention he's evil?

While eating breakfast, he stated that he knew what I was up to. Of course I denied it, but there's only so much you can get past the master ninja interrogator. Seriously! After I'd dressed, I came back downstairs to find an origami flower on the table… Now, my uncle used to make me little gifts all the time growing up. I mean, they are pretty cool. Anyways, that's when I get my brilliant idea. Did I mention I'm a genius?

I would sneak in to Lisbon's office and leave the flower on her desk. She'd confront Jane about it- because really, who else would leave something like that for her? Then, feelings would be confessed, true love would be saved, and everyone would live happily ever after. The End. It was foolproof.

The beginning of phase one went quietly enough. (To be honest, I'm not sure how many phases will be necessary, but saying 'phase one' is infinitely cooler that saying 'we arrived without problem'.) My feet felt like lead. As soon as we entered the bullpen, Jane greeted us with a smirk before offering donuts. I took one suspiciously as Lisbon wandered over.

Happy Side Note- Jane totally pulled a special bag out for her and her face lit up for a brief second. Awwww, he totally plays favorites!

Jane: You know Lisbon, you should take Lena under your wing…

Me: fhdjakl (my mouth was full of donut)

Lisbon: Jane…. (total warning tone, although she did have a mischievous gleam in her eye…. I think she's in on 'Tease Lena')

Jane: Impressive tackle. Obviously she could improve her form by learning from you.

Lisbon: Oh hush. (she swatted Jane with the paper bag!)

Me: It was instinct. Besides, you shouldn't touch what doesn't belong to you.

Lisbon: Good luck with that (hah- total grumble)

Jane: You shouldn't leave things laying about.

To make a long story short, donuts were inhaled, I glared at Jane, Lisbon glared at Jane, and Jane looked pleased with himself. Apparently this is an everyday occurrence. Although, Lisbon tossed a small smile in my direction before heading back to her office. I think I've redeemed myself!

Now, just because I still feel ridiculously awkward, does NOT mean I'm going to neglect my plan. I just had to wait for the perfect opportunity to strike! And it occurred about an hour later…

Everyone left when the head honcho called for another departmental meeting. Jane was dragged from the couch- something about a professional seminar they had to attend. Uncle Cho apologized, and Rigsby told me I can play on his computer. Of course, I had better things to do. Mwahahahahahah.

Stealthily, I made my way across the bullpen thankful I had the foresight to wear a black shirt today. I think it helped me blend in with the shadows… mmmhmm. No wisecracks, journal! My threats are not idle! What's this? A noise approaches! I drop to my feet.

You know, I'm not sure how James Bond or even Lara Croft did it. First off, catapulting oneself across the floor in an acrobatic maneuver is NOT easy! Especially, if one is writing in a journal at the same time. However, my identity was kept secret, even though I laws sprawled out on my back. No one could see me. Shuffling to my knees, I quickly somersaulted towards Lisbon's door. Looked around, and entered. The door was unlocked!

Pleased with my good fortune, I tip-toed towards her desk before realizing I had forgot the flower in my bag. EPIC FAIL. Nonchalantly, I left the office, grabbed the flower from my bag, and returned. Stealth takes too much effort. I situated the flower near her keyboard- it would be impossible for her to miss. Pleased with my handiwork, I took a moment to analyze my surroundings and failed to hear the approaching footsteps.

The doorknob rattled, and I whipped around to see the shadows in front of the door. I was relieved the blinds were drawn. Dropping to my feet, I quickly crawled under the desk, and waited for the moment to pass. Clearly, she must have forgotten something and soon would return to the meeting!

Oh how wrong I was…

*cue ominous music*

Cheng, Lena Cheng

(Because clearly I'm a secret agent!)