Eric : HI everybody!! I'm finally out of rehab!!
Audience : *Cheers*
Eric : *bows* Thank you thank you!
Ariel : Welcome back Eric! *the couple kiss*
Audience : Awww
Melody : So dad are you cured from your addiction?
Eric : Nope! ^_^
Ariel & Melody : -_-' Really?
Leaf : Then why are you back?
Eric : They said that it was impossible since I kept on sneaking chocolate into the rehab center.
Sky : How did you do that?
Eric : I know a wizard.
Ariel : Eric! How could you?!
Eric : Well, there was a wizard at rehab for an addiction to transforming people into things, and I talked to him and he hooked me up with a whole lot of chocolate!
Ariel : Eric I mean how could you do such a ?
Eric : Because chocolate is my second love.
Melody : What's your first love?
Eric : Your mother of course!!
Leaf : Then what are we?
Eric : You're my children. I have to love you.
Sky : That's not nice....
Eric : I'm kidding! But since you are my children I'll love you unconditionally ^_^
Sky : Hey, where's Anima?
Leaf : Yeah, dad where is she?
Eric : I'm in her place for another *checks watch* two minutes.
Ariel : okay let's wait.........
*Jeopardy song plays in the background*
Leaf : What's that noise?
Sky : I think it's the jeopardy song
Leaf : No not that....something else.....
Melody : It sounds like one of those things that you guys ride in, instead of horses....what's it called again?
Ariel : I think It's called a car.
Eric : Then I think we should move this way *pulls his family away from a large wall.
*noise gets louder and more violent*
Leaf : Who's driving the car?
Sky : I hope it's not Anima....
*Suddenly a huge a%# monster truck crashes through the wall*
Leaf : It's Anima
Anima : HIYA!!!!
Devil : *falls out of the monster truck* Owww. I'm never going to let you drive again Anima!!
Anima : *walks over to Devil and grabs a leash that was attached to a spiked collar on Devil's neck* Okay, but you still have to listen to me.
Melody : Is Devil wearing a collar?!
Anima : Yes
Ariel : Anima why would you do that?
Anima : Devil and I had a talk about who's in charge and his respect for his betters. I even had John help out.
Devil : Did you really have to put a leash on me?
Anima : Yes. It suits you Devil!
Devil : SH-.....No it doesn't
Leaf : Wait so you're training him?
Anima : Well the thing is, I'm just training him to listen to me. He doesn't have to listen to anyone else.
Melody : Can I pet him?
Anima : You can try
Melody : *tries to pat Devil on his head*
Devil : *Snaps at her hand* Careful Symphony, I bite
Eric : So can I go now?
Anima : Yes you may leave.
Ariel : *Goes to follow Eric but is stopped by Anima*
Anima : Sorry Ariel, you have to stay here for just a bit so that you can help answer questions
Ariel : Okay. *looks after Eric longingly*
Devil : It's just for the third question. Then you can leave. Don't act so sad Queen Lady.
Ariel : Aww Devil! You care!
Devil : *Blush* Shut up! I just don't like seeing people sad. It annoys me.
Sky : But you're sad all the time
Devil : No I'm not.
Leaf : Yes you are
Devil : Am not
Leaf : Are too
Devil : AM NOT!!
Leaf : ARE TOO!!
Anima : *let's go of leash for a moment while taking to Ariel*
Devil : *Notices the unheld leash and lounges at Leaf* Am not
Leaf : *wrestling with Devil* Are too!
Sky : Anima?
Anima : Huh?
Sky : *points to the two boys*
Anima : *Pulls roughly on Devil's leash* Heel!
Devil : Oww
Leaf : Haha!
Devil : *Lunges after Leaf again but is stopped by the leash* Damn it!
Sky : Okay, can we answer queations now?
Anima : Sure
Sky : *Opens up an envelope* The first three questions were sent by Converse r life. The first one is directed to Melody and says 'How badly do you want to kiss Devil, on a scale of one through ten?'
Devil : *Raises an eyebrow*
Melody : What?
Leaf : It said on a scale of one through-
Melody : I know what it said!
Devil : Then answer it
Melody : No
Anima : Why not?
Melody : Because I don't want to
Sky : You have to answer Mel
Melody : This is America! I have the right to remain silence.
Devil : I bet that she wants to kiss me on the scale.....10
Melody : *jaw drops*
Sky : Ohmygosh he was right!
Melody : No he wasn't. I just can't believe how conceited he is.
Devil : I'm not concieted. It's just that you're making a big deal out of a little question, so answer the damned thing.
Leaf : You really do have to answer it.
Melody : Okay *mumbles*
Ariel : What?
Melody : *Mumbles again*
Every one : Huh?
Melody : 7 and a 1/2
Devil : I was close! Wait what?
Leaf : she said that she wanted to kiss you
Devil : Okay just wanted to make sure I wasn't hearing things......What?!
Melody : Just shut up about it!
Sky : Aww you're embarrassed! Devil you should kiss her, just to do it!
Leaf : Yeah just do it, don't even think about it, just do it!
Devil : She has a boyfriend.
Leaf : So
Devil : and a homicidal Pretty boy for a father
Sky : and
Melody : I have a boyfriend. Leave it at that.
Ariel : Next question please.
Sky : Okay this one is for Devil, Devil Converse r life asks 'Will You Marry Me? Or at least, will you kiss me?'
Devil : Well I'm not old enough to marry yet and you chose Salty Sam remember? Your exact words were 'Samuel, I love you. Please be mine. Forget about Devil, I just want you' and then you put a smiley at the end of your words like this :) So I cannot kiss you, or marry you. Sorry.
Sky : Okay Next one is for Ariel 'You know that Melody and Devil have secret crushes on one another, right? '
Melody : *choke on the air* What?
Devil : You wish
Ariel : You guys do have a crush on each other?
Devil &Melody : NO! *Look at the other and turn away*
Sky : Love is in the air!
Devil : Shut up!
Leaf : I'm going to leave now Anima. I have to help Takeshi with shopping today.
Anima : Shopping?
Leaf : For dinner tonight.
Anima : Okay bye
Leaf : *Leaves*
Sky : Why did you let him leave?
Ariel : Well I'm going to find Eric okay? Bye!
Anima : Okay bye! Anyways, why shouldn't I have let Leaf leave?
Sky : The next question was for him. It said : Leaf, are you blind, or just an idiot since you don't see that Rose has a crush on you, and a BIG one too?!
Anima : Well he wouldn't have answered that anyways.
Devil : Okay move on
Sky : xJadeRainx Asks 'Are any of you supporters of the Zombie Librarians? Melody? Surely you are pro team GOOD GUYS!'
Anima : Well xJadeRainx You already know my answer.......Evil bunnies rock Zombie Librarians suck eggs!
Melody : I do support Zombie Librarians
Devil : What's wrong with you! Zombie librarians are evil! When they take over the world, you're going to die because you are not a follower!
Melody : Nuh uh! The zombie librarians Will kill them all.
Leaf : And what happens when all the bunnies and cookies are defeated? What will the librarians eat then?
Sky : Us of course!!
Anima : It's much safer being a evil bunny follower, besides they are in league with me so I wouldn't get killed by the bunnies anyways.
Devil : Well that's all for now!
SKy : Who said that you can sign off?
Devil : I did!
Melody : Hey Anima when are you going to update Misunderstood Melodies?
Anima : Tonight
Sky : Why tonight? Why not now?
Anima : Because I needed Devil here right now
Devil : What does that have to do with anything?
Anima : You're going to be missing for a while
Devil : What?!
Anima : Oaky everyone, bye!!
Sky : Bye
Melody : Bye bye!
Devil : Wait Anima! What are you talking about?!
Anima : You'll find out later.
Devil : I want to find out - *gets muzzled by Anima*
Anima : Now wave goodbye!
Devil : *waves goodbye*