Anima : Hiya everyone!! I have news for everyone...
Audience : *Mummer amongst themselves*
Anima : I've decided to have a co-host! And I decided him to be....*drum roll* Devil!!
Audience : *cheers and a crazed fangirl foams at the mouth and faints*
Devil : Um...I'm being held against my will. I never agreed to this. *tugs at his leash* Somebody Help me!!
Anima : Shut up. Now announce our guests for today.
Devil : You told me to shut up.
Anima : Now I'm telling you to announce our guests.
Devil : Isn't this abuse?
Anima : I never hurt you.
Devil : Not physically, emotionally, yes.
Anima : Build a bridge and get over it.
Devil : I'll build a bridge and throw you off.
Anima : Don't try to out bitch me.
Devil : I just did
Anima : *Grabs Devil's leash and roughly pulled*
Devil : Okay, I'll stop!
Anima : *Smiles sweetly* Okay
Devil : Today we have The infamous Pretty Boy, Takeshi, Leaf, and...Forest
Eric : My name is Eric
Takeshi : Hello
Leaf : Yo
Forest : Hi!
Anima : let's not waste anytime today, and answer questions!
Devil : Okay! First question is for...Takeshi and it's from Converse r life. She asks 'When are you and Sky going to kiss?'
Takeshi : *Blushes* I...um....*sigh* I honestly don't think we're going to ever.
Anima : Why?
Takeshi : IceStorm that's why. She's all buddy buddy with him and it seems like she likes him a lot
Forest : You have a chance Takeshi, don't put yourself down.
Takeshi : Thanks.
Anima : Next!
Devil : Next question is for Leaf from Converse again......I'm not asking this question.
Anima : Why not?
Devil : Because I'm tired of this topic coming up
Anima : Just say the question
Devil : *Sigh* Fine 'Do you think Melody & Devil would make a good couple?'
Leaf : Honestly yeah. They just have natural chemistry.
Devil : What?! Pfft yeah right!
Takeshi : You do
Devil : No we don't
Anima : *sings* You're in denial!
Devil : No I'm not!
Anima : Next question!
Devil : Okay...The next four questions are for Forest, and they are sent by xJadeRainx
Forest : Okay
Devil : She asks 'Why on Earth, did your parents name you Forest?'
Forest : Well actually, my real name is EternalForest and my mother gave me that name because it relates to the Dragon anthem and my power.
Anima : Dragon anthem?
Forest : Yep! We have a national Anthem too you know!
Leaf : We know now
Devil : Okay, next question. 'Is your family evil, or not?'
Forest : Well it depends on what you think is evil or not. I don't think we have done anything horrible. All we have done is sell instruments to the towns people and behave politely.
Devil : Okay next question...really?
Anima : What?
Devil : *sigh* 'I am a huge Melody and Devil supporter. What are your true feeling and intentions for Devil? Do you like him romantically? Will you stand in the way of true love? (I consider these all facets of question 3)'
Forest : Well, Devil saved me from Cody and besides that we haven't gotten to know each other. Despite this, I feel like he is part family. Like my brother I guess. No romantic feelings so far.
Devil : Okay...Can I take a break?
Anima : Sure I guess
Devil : *Leaves*
Anima : I guess I'll ask the last question. 'Will you inform Melody that Cody is a piggish jerk? You know you should!'
Forest *Sigh* I hope I get to. If by any chance we meet I'll be sure to tell her!
Devil : *comes back* What'd I miss?
Anima : You just came back just in time for the last two questions.
Leaf : What are they?
Anima : Okay Devil, now don't freak. Converse r life asks 'Who do you think is hotter? Zac Efron or Taylor Lautner? And you have to choose one!'
Devil : *stunned* ?!?
Anima : You have to answer.
Devil : Zac Efron is pure gay, so If I had to pick one.........
Forest : Taylor Lautner!
Devil : *swallowed hard and painfully and slowly nods* I can't believe I just answered that....I think I'm going to be sick! *runs off to a corner*
*Puking sounds could be heard*
Devil : *comes back* Eww.....
Anima : Okay! Last Question is for Eric! This is how Converse r life states 'I saw Devil and Melody kissing yesterday. What are you going to do to Devil now that he's stolen your daughters lip virginity?'
Devil : I'd like to point out, that even if that wastrue, Melody has been kissed before by IceStorm!
Anima : Hey where's Eric?
Leaf : There he is *Points in a direction.
*Scenery changes to a lonely island with the sun setting in the back round. Eric shows up, wearing a muscle shirt, army cargo pants, sneakers, an army styled bandana on his forehead (with his hair extremely messy!). He also had a cigarette in his mouth and a machine gun in his hands.
Eric : *with a weird accent* I always knew this day would come. Now tell me Devil, *Walks forward and throws cigarette on the ground. He steps on it in a cool fashion.* Are you ready to meet my little friend? *pets machine gun with a glint in his eyes.
Devil : 0_o Oh Shit!
Eric : *Gives a battle cry and starts firing the machine gun*
Takeshi : *Pushes Leaf, Forest, and Anima to safety.*
Anima : Due to technical difficulties we're forced to say good bye. Good Bye!
Takeshi : See Ya!
Forest : Bye! I hope Devil gets out alive...
Leaf : He will. See you all later!!
Eric : Raaahhhhhh!! *Still shooting machine gun*
Devil : Crazy Homicidal Pretty Boy!! *Nearly gets hit by a bullet * That thing has to run out iof bullets soon!
*Machine gun runs out of bullets*
Devil :Whew!
Eric : Not so fast! *Reloads Gun*
Devil : Good bye cruel world!