Devil walks in wearing a shamrock necklace and a green pendant around his neck. Audience goes wild, but Anima is no where to be seen........
Devil : Hi everyone, long time no see, eh? Lucky Charms Day!!
Audience : *Confused* Huh?
Devil : A.K.A. St. Patrick's Day!! I hope you're all wearing green......
Someone in the audience : Why?
Devil : *Smirks* Because, Symphony, you don't want to end up like Anima.....
Audience : *Confused noises*
Devil : But, before we get to that, I think you should all know that Pretty Boy has discovered the joys of the law. He has ordered a restraining order against me, so that I can't come within ten feet of Symphony, so now she's sitting in the audience, thankfully wearing a green dress.
Melody : Again, why do we have to wear green?
Devil : You mean, you don't know?
Melody : *A bit frightened* Know what?
Devil : *Whispers* About the leprechauns!
Melody : Leprechauns?
Devil : They're after me Lucky Charms! *Laughs at his own joke* But seriously, when you wear green, you're invisible to leprechauns, so they won't pinch you. That's why when you're not wearing green, people pinch you because they're warning you about the terrible Leprechaun.
Melody : So what happened to Anima?
Devil : She didn't wear green today.
Melody : So you pinched her?
Devil : *Laughs* Oh dear no! What do you think I am? A savage?
Melody : Devil what did you do?!
Devil : *examines fingernails* Oh nothing.....I bound her wrists and ankles together, gagged her, and hung her over a water tank filled with electric eels.....no biggie.......oh the rope I used was, a whole load crap of dental floss. I couldn't find real rope so I improvised.
Melody : Devil!
Devil : Wanna see her? *yells out* open!
*a spot in the floor opens up and a large wall lifts up and we see Anima hanging over a water tank filled with electrical eels.*
Anima : *tries to scream while twisting around in the dental floss* Mmmmph!!!
Melody : *Horrified* Devil how- no, why would you do that?
Devil : She kept me on a leash!
Anima : *Glares at Devil* Mmmhmph!!
Devil : *Cups his ear* Sorry I didn't catch that. What?
Anima : *Silent and glares*
Melody : That's not a good reason to do that!
Devil : Look Symphony, it's for her own good. Otherwise she'd be getting pinched by leprechauns. This is a why to remind her that every Lucky Charms day she should wear green. *To Anima* I wouldn't struggle too much. That dental floss won't be able to hold you if you do!
Melody : How are we supposed to do the show now?
Devil : Simple. I'm hosting tonight! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Thunder roars and Lightning flashes*
Melody : *afraid* And that means?
Devil : It means that we won't be answering the viewers' questions today, and that you all have to answer my questions!!
Melody : *Gulps* I'm afraid of what you're going to ask.....
Devil : Don't worry....I'll ask you things last. *Winks*
Melody : *Blushing, yet confused as to why*
Devil : Today our viewers will get an inside look to Misunderstood Melodies!
Audience : Ooh...
Anima : *Angry that Devil's taking over, but then spots a black bunny with red eyes in the corner of the room. Smiles under gag*
Devil : Okay, since today is Lucky Charms day, I thought that I'd have an Irish guest on the show today. Any guesses?
Melody : Give a hint.
Devil : She is hated by a certain flower.
Melody : What kind of hint is that?
Devil : It's the hint that I gave you.
Melody : Oh Damn.......a certain flower....a flower. Flowers can't hate people.....so a name.....
Audience : Rose!
Melody : *Giggles nervously* I knew that. So the person must be Lily. Wait, Lily's Irish?
Devil : Yep! * Come out Lily!
*Lily comes out wearing a green t-shirt and a necklace made entirely out of shamrocks* : Dia duit agus Lá sásta Naomh Pádraig!
Devil : That was Irish for....
Lily : Hi and happy St. Patrick's day.
Melody : Since when were you Irish?
Lily : *confused* Since I was born?
Devil : Okay, sit down so we can talk *Sits down on a comfy chair that magically appeared*
Lily : 'k *Sits down on another chair that magically appeared* Weird....
Devil : Okay first question, why do you look so much like the Queen Lady?
Lily : The Queen Lady?
Devil : Ariel. Leaf's mother, Here's a picture. *hands Lily a photo*
Lily : Woah...that's a little freaky......not her, just the fact that we look alike.
Melody : Devil, it's obviously just a coincidence. Lily is a full human and my mother is a mermaid.
Lily : Wait did you say that she's a mermaid?
Melody : Oops....
Devil : Wow Melody, you're just great at keeping your own secrets....Note the sarcasm.
Lily : *Studies the picture more closely and gasps* Hey I think I know why!
Devil : why?
Lily : You know this necklace I have? *Raises the weird necklace that was a mermaid holding a weird blue jewel that had this weird smoke in it.* It's been passed down in my family for generations. My ancestor from over a thousand years ago was a mermaid, or at least that's what's been said, this necklace belonged to her. Maybe my ancestor was related to your family, Melody.
Melody : Hmm maybe...
Devil : Would that mean that you and Leaf are related?
Lily : *Shakes head* No. My ancestor married a human so the blood between the families would have dwindled and it doesn't really exist anymore. So no I am not related to Leaf in any way.
Anima : *makes eye contact with the bunny and the bunny seems to nod it's head*
Devil : So Lily, if you found out that Leaf has fallen in love with another girl, would you rather have it be Rose, or a weird ditzy princess?
Lily : Either way I'd be sad, but if I had to choose, then Rose. Ditzy and idiotic women aren't worthy of Leaf's love.
Devil : Okay, thank you for your time and Happy Lucky Charms Day.
Lily : *smiles* Your welcome and happy Lucky Charms day. *exists*
Devil : Time for our next guess.....Takeshi!
Takeshi walks in wearing a green baseball cap and sits down.
Takeshi : Devil, I think you are being unfair to Anima.
Devil : Dude, she put me on a leash!
Takeshi : She has a boyfriend,
Devil : Lysander? Oh I won't worry about him......Besides she'll come out alive.....hopefully......if she doesn't Cricket will be a very happy mermaid.
Takeshi : That's a little mean Devil.
Devil : Since when have I been 100% nice? Stupid blind ba-
Takeshi : *Smiles* I'm not blind anymore. So you can't call me a blind bastard anymore, ha!
Devil : Oh man! I forgot about that! So how's it like to see the light? I mean the scenery?
Takeshi : It's wonderful. I haven't seen colors in forever and now I can read books to Sky instead of her reading to me. It makes me so happy.
Devil : What was the first thing that popped into your head when you saw the sky. No lying either.
Takeshi : *Moves around in seat uncomfortably* Honestly?
Melody : Yep, now stop stalling!
Takeshi : Don't laugh. The first thing that popped into my head was that song that goes *Sings* I can see clearly now, the rain has gone, or something like that.
Devil : *Trying to contain laughter unsuccessfully* R-r-really?
Takeshi : Forget it, just laugh.
Devil : *Breaks into full laughter*
Anima : *Watches as bunny goes away for a while and returns while Devil's laughing, with cookies.*
Devil : *recovers from laughter* Okay now I'm done. Hey Takeshi, are you a robot?
Takeshi : No. I have feelings and I have a heart and I have blood running through my veins. I just have unnatural strength and faster reflexes than humans have. I can die, just not as easily as a human. I'm a biologically engineered experiment. So no I am not a robot.
Devil : Hey Takeshi, now that you know that Sky is, like seven years old and a dragon, has your feelings for her changed?
Takeshi : Not really. I still love her. Even if she's a dragon and the age? She'll grow older, and if she doesn't choose me.....well, I'll be happy for her if she's happy with whomever she chooses.
Devil : What do you think of IceStorm?
Takeshi : I don't know him well to judge him. I believe he has good intentions towards Sky if he cares for her deeply. IceStorm is a mystery to me.
Devil : Alright, good to know. Thank you for coming on to the show and answering questions.
Takeshi : *gets up and bows* Thank you, happy St. Patrick's day everyone!!
Devil: Okay time for our next guess, Uriel!
Uriel comes out with a green backpack and sits down.
Devil : Uriel you're not wearing green.
Uriel : Yes I am. The backpack is green and I'm wearing it on my shoulder, so yes, I am wearing green.
Devil : Okay then. First question, How are you and Leaf getting along now?
Uriel : I love my brother dearly. but he's still trying to warm up to me. He's hated me for so long and he has plenty reasons for that. I just hope that out relation ship will become as strong as it was all those years ago.
Anima : *Watches in amazement as bunny begins to stand on hind legs and whistles. Other Bunnies come and approach the eel infested tank*
Devil : So Uriel......just because I'm curious....what's your relationship with Scarlet?
Uriel : She's a trusted friend.
Devil : That's it? Nothing else?
Uriel : What do you want me to say?
Devil : Something that shows how you really think of her.
Uriel :...........She's beautiful, and kind...........she's helped me through many things.........but she's a kid, a 15 year old girl.
Devil : Apparently in another year she'll be able to marry. What do you think about that?
Uriel :.....Nothing much.
Devil : *sighs* Fine don't admit anything. Have a Lucky day with cereal!
Uriel : *Confused* Cereal? Okay.....Well, see you. *Exits*
Anima : *Practically high off of excitement as multiple bunnies push eel tank away.*
Devil : Okay Melody Your turn, stay where you are, I don't want to get arrested.
Melody : O-okay.
Devil : How does it feel to have your kingdom ripped away from you?
Melody : What do you mean?
Devil : Leaf is older than you and a boy, so he's expected to become the new King and the queen whoever he marries.
Melody : That is so sexist and I've had more training to become a ruler than Leaf has!
Devil : But Leaf has a quality that allows him to lead people without trying, and people always trust him. He's just that type of guy, how can you compete with that?
Melody : I swear you are gay. It's like you're in love with Leaf.
Devil : I'm not gay. I wouldn't have kissed you if I was.
Melody : Maybe it was a cover up.
Devil : Then you loved that cover up
Melody : *Blushes* I did not!
Devil : Yes you did. Don't deny it. Hey if Cody kisses you, you should compare our kisses, I betcha you'll like mine more!
Melody : And if I do?
Devil : *shrugs* I don't know and I don't care.
Anima : *Very happy when the black bunny reveals a cookie to be a throwing star and throws it, cutting the dental floss. Bunnies unties the binds and gag*
Melody : If you don't care then why are you so worked up?
Devil : I am not worked up. You're the one in denial about liking my kisses.
Melody : Why do you care if I like them or not?
Devil : I don't
Melody : Then don't bring it up again.
Devil : Fine!
Melody : Fine!
Devil : Fine!
Melody : Devil
Devil : What?!
Melody : Anima's behind you.
Devil : Impossible- *Turns to see Anima glaring at him* H-hi Anima. Nice weather we're having?
Anima : You're a dead man.
Devil : Happy St. Patrick's day?
Anima : *Glares and grabs Devil's collar and roughly pulls* Come!
Devil : Good bye everyone and have a happy Lucky Charms day! Ow! That hurts!
Anima : *Growls* It's supposed to!
Melody : *Laughs nervously* Well good night everyone and happy Lucky Charms day!!